I want to have a date with Superman

"I heard it through my super hearing. Ever since I returned to the physical universe, Batman has always been my number one listening target because I understand how smart and perceptive he is.

Anyone who dares to underestimate him will definitely fail at the critical moment. "

The old Superman looked at Bateman with gentle eyes, his eyes seemed to penetrate through time, and he saw Earth-2 and his old friend who had been fighting side by side for decades.

“That day in the Batcave, I saw on the screen the videos of Omac destroying buildings and causing casualties from all over the United States. You tried countless times to regain control of it, but failed again and again (ps).

You are anxious, you are in pain, and you take every injury caused by Omac as your own responsibility.

Eventually you are almost crushed, slumping to the ground limply, confessing to God with tears streaming down your face.

You say ‘God, please, make this happen again’.

At that moment, I knew that you were always a great hero, just like the Bruce of my universe.

Because you know how to repent. "

At this point, the old Superman smiled bitterly, "Although I am not qualified to say this, I still want to tell you that for superheroes, recognizing mistakes and repenting for them is a more important moral character than adhering to the bottom line.

Bruce, believe me, you are fully qualified to be a cornerstone of justice.

You can make a huge contribution to the Heroes' Paradise. "

Bateman had mixed feelings in his heart and was stunned on the spot.

"Did he really cry?" Harley asked with a gossipy face: "Did he cry violently? Did his nose and tears flow?

Hahaha, except for the time when his parents died, I almost never saw him cry. He is a tough talker and never admits his mistakes or regrets. "

"Uh, how can you say that to Mr. and Mrs. Wayne and still laugh?" The old Superman was shocked and looked at Bateman worriedly.

Strangely enough, he didn't get angry when Harley said he had "dead parents" with a smile.

Harley understood what he was thinking and explained: "This world is different from Earth-2. His parents actually died very well and happily."

The old Superman's eyes widened and he was stunned.

Can dead parents still be good and happy?

Was he hallucinating, or was she crazy?

"Alas, when Mr. and Mrs. Wayne were alive, they were tortured by the Court of Owls. They were exhausted and exhausted physically and mentally. After death, they were relieved and went to heaven to enjoy happiness." Harley sighed.

"This" Old Superman is still shocked. Isn't it a common comfort to go to heaven and enjoy happiness? How can it be used as an excuse to speak freely?

However, Bateman was still not angry.

"Tell me, why is he crying?" Harley urged.

"Do I have to ask this?" Bateman came back to his senses and said with a wry smile.

"I didn't ask you."

"He was crying alone in pain and loneliness." Old Superman glanced at Bateman, obviously not wanting to say more.

"Alfred didn't comfort him?" Harley asked.

"When Ah Fu arrived, he cheered up and regained his expressionless calmness."

Harley nodded slightly and said with a smile, "You should have flown over and comforted him forcefully."

Anyway, if it were her, she would definitely witness his crying in person. It would be best to hold a camera and record it for permanent storage.

Old Superman hesitated for a moment and said: "I was really ready to go find him, but I quickly suppressed my impulse.

The Batman I know would not tell me his true feelings if he saw me at that time, but would only use kryptonite against me. "

Harley gave a thumbs up, "You and Bateman are really close friends."

"Same for you." Old Superman looked around. Almost all the more than two thousand heroes had boarded the ship, but the three of them were still chatting on the hanging ladder below.

"Let's go up first." He took the lead and flew up.

Harley could only keep up.

Bateman didn't say anything about leaving the real "Fake Luther" to wait and see.

Entering the cabin, Old Superman frowned and said worriedly: "This airship seems to be too thin and too big.

The huge cabin is just a thin iron shell, but it is packed with superheroes. If something unexpected happens."

"Don't worry, there won't be any accidents. This is not the first time this mode of transportation has happened. It was still an ordinary person before. Superheroes are much more adaptable than ordinary people." Harley said casually.

While speaking, Ivy had already started the spaceship and jumped into Limbo.

"I mean, if we encounter an enemy, it will be easier to shoot down this clumsy and huge airship than playing a Frisbee." Old Superman said.

Harley laughed, "Hahaha, are you kidding me? Among us, who is not afraid of death and dares to provoke me?"

Before he finished speaking, the spacecraft shook, as if it had hit a hard net.

Then there was a terrifying smile, "Hahaha, Witch Harley, Justice League, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

"Beep, beep, beep." The Archimedes airship sent out a series of urgent alarms.

Ivy in the driver's seat shouted: "Harley, it's not good, we encountered an attack, and something blocked the spacecraft. The outer shell of the spacecraft is rapidly melting and will break open soon."

Harley was stunned for 0.01 seconds, then blushed and said angrily: "Which bastard dares to come here to die?"

She yelled angrily, and her mental fluctuations quickly spread.

At the same time, a small golden sun seemed to rise from her throat, and the dazzling golden light turned into a flexible and gentle hurricane, sucking everyone in one direction.

"Don't struggle!" The heroes were about to resist, but when they heard her spiritual voice again, they immediately stopped in surprise.

"Huhuhu~~~"

They only saw a huge golden whirlpool, and they, the people around them, and even the airship fell into it.

Then suddenly everything calmed down, and the spacecraft was stable. The golden hurricane inside the spacecraft, the obstruction outside the spacecraft, and the clicking sound of the spacecraft shell being squeezed and corroded all disappeared.

The blockers outside the spaceship were stunned. It was clear that the giant net they had built with magic power had blocked the spaceship. Why did the spacecraft and the magic net disappear in a flash of golden light?

"Don't panic, you are all in my stomach now, and I have transferred the entire ship to the stomach pouch dimension."

The superheroes who were looking around in panic heard this voice, Harley's voice.

"Oh my god, how can such a big spaceship fit into my belly?"

"What kind of super power is this? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

Heroes who are familiar with Harley, especially the giants of Zhenglian, can guess her purpose just by feeling the attraction.

Those who were shocked were all "little heroes".

"A few years ago, Harley was imprisoned in the central energy battery by the little blue man. After she poured a large amount of green light energy into her stomach, her stomach pouch became a dimensional space like a light ring."

Dachao also took the initiative to explain the origin and principle of the stomach bag space to other heroes.

He is considered a regular customer here.

"How big is it?" Green Arrow's sister Thea asked curiously.

"I don't know how big it is exactly, but I'm sure that even if our number increases ten times, we can easily fit it in." Dachao said.

Barry immediately said: "During Crisis on Infinite Earths, I personally measured it. The lateral diameter is about twice that of the moon. I don't know if it has increased now."

"My dear, so she can hold several moons in her belly?"

"In myths and legends, monsters can eat an entire city by opening their mouths and sucking. Harley is scarier than monsters."

There was another exclamation among the heroes.

Dachao hesitated and said: "The moon probably can't fit in. There is a lot of space in her stomach bag, but in her mouth and throat, she has to use yellow light energy to create a channel connecting the real universe and the dimension of her stomach bag. It consumes a lot of money. She can't use the space in her stomach bag as an attack. means."

Barry said: "Holding physical matter is actually nothing. The most powerful function of Harley's stomach bag is to carry energy!

Back then, I almost pulled half of the Anti-Monitor's origin into her stomach, but it still didn't burst her belly. "

"Now is not the time to discuss the stomach bag space. Did you notice that voice? It sounds familiar." Bateman said with a solemn expression.

"You mean the person blocking the road? Who is she?"

"Is it you, Jane Rowling?!"

The heroes in the stomach space were talking a lot, but Harley saw the blocker for the first time. It turned out to be the director of "Identity Crisis", the wife of the Atom, an inmate of Arkham Asylum, and Jane Rowling, who had been missing for many days.

Although she was an old acquaintance, it still took a while for Harley to recognize her identity.

Because she has really changed a lot, her mid-length hair that reaches her shoulders has turned into a mohawk, her face that was originally pretty has turned into a yin and yang face, one side is purple-black, the other is pale, and one of her eyes is blood red and the other is jet black. .

Wearing a purple motorcycle leather jacket with a very villainous character, it is very unconventional.

Harley quickly thought of the prophecy that Blue Beetle had seen in the Eternal Castle.

The prophecy is mainly divided into three images, namely the ghost, Luther and the yin-yang-faced woman.

Harley didn't recognize the woman's identity at first because she only showed half of her face, which was purple and black.

Both appearance and temperament are very different from the Jane Rowling she once was.

"Hey, hey, Witch Harley, are you surprised to see me?" "Monster version" Jane Rowling opened her mouth, revealing two rows of white teeth, and asked with a smile.

"It's really surprising. Your outfit is quite scary."

After slightly sensing the power around Jane Rowling, Harley's depraved emotions such as resentment, jealousy, desire, etc. began to boil.

Especially the fantasy person in the soul, Harley, is ready to move.

Her heart moved and she said in surprise: "Shit, have you become the host of Celestial Eclipse?"

"Very knowledgeable, she deserves to be the Witch Harley." Jian Luolin raised her head proudly, "Now, I am the Eclipse!"

"Why you?" Harley asked confused.

"This is destiny." Tian Eclipse said with a proud smile.

"Destiny. These days, what have you done to obey the destiny? It's not just about besieging me, right?"

Eclipse Jane Rowling pointed at herself with her thumb and said proudly: "I am the one who seduces the ghost to start the magic harvest. It is I who control his every move. He is like a puppet in my hand."

Harley asked strangely: "Are you very proud? In this multidimensional reboot crisis, the ghosts are killing magical people crazily. They have lost their supreme glory and become a degenerate despised by everyone, a super villain in the eyes of ordinary people.

Now, you can help Him clear his name with just one sentence, and take all the blame on yourself.

And your so-called control of the ghost is just to help Alexander Kent obtain the power of God to activate the tuning fork.

After all your hard work, what else have you got besides taking the blame? "

Jian Luolin said coldly: "I have gained the supreme power to take revenge on you. Now, you hypocritical super heroes can no longer stand high and point at me, shake your head and sigh."

Harley sighed: "For the sake of the meager friendship in the past, I will give you a chance. Come over, lower your head, and let me hit the back of your head a few times with the confession stick to help you regain your senses and get rid of being manipulated and manipulated." Playing with the tragic fate.

Then honestly lost Arkham Asylum coverage.

With your current strength, probably no inmates would dare to bully you. Instead, you can vent your emotions on them. "

"How dare you talk to me like that!" Jian Luolin's red eyes became redder and her black eyes became darker, and a circle of dark gray energy in the shape of clouds surged throughout her body.

"Go to hell!"

She pushed forward with her hands, palms together, and sprayed an energy column as thick as an arm's length toward Harry.

Harley put her hands behind her back, and a golden light film automatically appeared two meters in front of her.

There is also a huge hand gesture flashing on the light film, an internationally accepted gesture, the middle finger raised.

"Boom -" The dark gray energy column with a terrifying aura was like a torrent encountering a rock. The light film remained motionless and the energy scattered in all directions.

Then Harley opened her mouth slightly and breathed lightly, "Whoosh-whoosh!"

A small vortex of energy formed in front of her mouth.

The gray energy that collapsed under the defensive force field was sucked into his mouth, turned twice in his stomach, and immediately turned into pure energy.

"Well, it smells like an old God that can't be concealed." Harley smacked her mouth, looking thoughtful: It seems that the Lord of Eclipse has a close relationship with heaven. Could it be another vest of God?

Before the magic debt crisis comes, let the ghost collect almost all the debt, and God's purpose is achieved; all the God's power obtained from debt collection will participate in the restart of the multiverse. The new multiverse has a large part of God's authority, and God has gained another Great benefit; the Eclipse Lord takes the blame for the ghost, the ghost is cleared, and God wins.

——Fake, the Lord of Eclipse bewitches ghosts, it’s God playing shadow puppets from beginning to end!

Harley has mixed feelings in her heart, and they all say that "Witch Harley" is cunning and ruthless, but compared with the old God's dark tricks, she is really only worthy of being his little sister.

"You can actually be immune to my most powerful attack?!" On the other side, Jian Rowling used all her strength. Not only did she not hurt Harley at all, she couldn't even touch her. She also lost part of her strength. She couldn't help but be shocked and frightened. , "Why? My power is enough to defeat the ghost."

"But ghosts can't do anything to me! I'm protected by Brother God." Harley said with a smile: "How about you put away your magical powers and let's have a fist-to-fist fight?"

"Witch Harley, don't be arrogant. I'm not the only one coming to ambush you today." Jian Luolin looked around and shouted: "Brother, come out quickly."

"Buzzing buzzing" millions of Omics formed a large dark cloud and surrounded it from all directions.

"That's it?" Harley curled her lips in disappointment, "Okay, I'll stand here and let you work hard.

No matter what means you use, if you ask me to move my position or take the initiative to fight back, you will win. "

Seeing Harley with a relaxed expression and lazily holding her hands behind her back, Jian Luolin was stunned, and two drops of cold sweat oozed from her forehead.

After a while, she shouted loudly, "Are you bluffing me? Brother eyes, kill her with me!"