I want to have a date with Superman

Outside the door of the apartment, a man and a woman stood. The man was tall and gentle, with brilliant hair that looked like gold, and handsome features that looked like marble carvings.

The woman has a big belly and is extremely beautiful. Her skin is so white that it shines, and her pink hair is like a waterfall, flowing smoothly on her shoulders and back.

The pale face looks even more delicate and small against the backdrop of long hair.

The long eyelashes are fluttering, and the big eyes are full of intoxicating charm.

Facing such a golden couple, Zha Kang was stunned for a moment at first, then a dim light flashed in his eyes, and he wailed: "Why do people like you, in this state, come to my house?"

"Are you John Constantine?" The handsome man's face showed a bit of shyness, "I, my girlfriend, she, she is pregnant, we need your help."

"You two, do I know you?" Zha Kang said with a bitter smile.

"Actually we are-"

Before the man finished speaking, Zha Kang quickly took a few steps back and said, "Come in first and close the door. Although the magic circle on the door is simple, it can somewhat conceal the aura."

Young men and women do what they say.

After closing the door, the man's body emits a dazzling golden light, and the woman's body emits a dark black light that blocks the sky.

The strong light stung Zha Kang and narrowed his eyes.

After the light dissipated, the appearance and temperament of the young men and women once again improved several levels.

But behind them, there is an extra pair of wings.

Behind the young man are white angel wings, and behind the pregnant woman are dark devil wings.

Zha Kang sighed, invited them to sit on the sofa, turned down the volume of the TV, went to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee, poured it for the two guests, and then asked: "Tell me your names first."

"I'm Terry."

"You can call me Satine Ellie."

"Satin Ellie" Zha Kang's eyes flashed, "This name is really confusing. Are you from Fairyland?"

The succubus nodded slightly, "I was once the best fairy in the fairyland. Because of the "seven-year tribute" from the fairyland to hell, I was sent to the hell elf wings to become devil wings, and I was transformed into a succubus."

"If you were still a fairy, things would still turn around, but you?" Zha Kang sighed and asked: "Why did the angel of the Great Lord enlarge the belly of the succubus?"

"My fault."

"It is my fault."

The angel and the succubus said in unison.

Zha Kang pointed at the succubus, "Ellie, tell me."

When demons and angels get together, succubus is the one most likely to take the initiative.

Satine Ellie lowered her head and said: "I want to show my abilities to the demons and the Dragon Bone Queen, and the succubus' only talent is seduction.

I challenged the highest difficulty - to capture a servant of God.

As long as I have such a record once, my status in hell will be greatly improved. "

The Dragonbone Queen is the leader of the succubi, a demon with the head of a beautiful woman and the body of a long spine of bones.

Zha Kang sarcastically said: "I know that hell has been very restless in recent years. The position of Satan has been vacant, and the great demons have become very restless. They all want to cause big troubles to increase their fame and power.

The problem is, you are just a little succubus. Well, you are very talented, a top-notch demon prince, and your strength exceeds ninety-nine percent of fairies, but so what? "

"I have no ambition to be Satan, but the improvement in status and strength will at least give me more qualifications to reject those disgusting high-ranking male and female demons." Satine Ellie said.

Zha Kang understood what she meant, just like the skilled women in the technical school could not escape the fate of serving as servants in Israel.

In hell, in the eyes of high-level demons, succubus is an outlet for desire.

By raising the level of demon, Satine Ellie can at least select high-ranking officials and avoid those "traffickers and pawns".

"You continue." Zha Kang added another cigarette and said vaguely.

"I went to the outer realm of heaven, found a patrolling angel, and then used the magic of charm. I exposed a little of my thighs, a smile passed across my red lips, and I blinked my big innocent eyes." Ellie said while demonstrating, Twisting her skirt, smiling charmingly, and ogling Zha Kang

"Gudong." Zha Kang swallowed, clamped his crotch, and glanced at the handsome angel beside him with regret in his eyes. If this annoying guy wasn't here,

"You are successful. You should sing loudly, give the middle finger to the gate of heaven, and stick out your butt drum. Why are you reduced to this?"

Ellie said in a rueful tone: "When we were combined, when I stared into his eyes - even if he was sprinting against me, his eyes were still clear and innocent, and I could even see through his soul under his skin at a glance.

It was so flawless, I had never seen it in my life, and I had never been as moved as I was at that moment.

I have been with countless men and women, and in their eyes, even men and women in fairyland, I can only see muddy and disgusting desires.

Only Terry could even transform the desire in my heart into love. "

"Brother, what about you?" Zha Kang looked at Battle Angel.

“I was patrolling, day after day, year after year, my life and my heart were like cold magma, solidified into stone, without any ripples.

Then that day, I saw her.

She was dancing in the breeze of Limbo, and she was so beautiful that I could not resist her. I felt like I was seeing the supreme scene that the Lord had described to us. "

Zha Kang frowned slightly, Battle Angel would not be so unsteady in his stance, and he was actually a little confused and infatuated just now, and had the bastard idea of ​​"It would be great if Angel got out of here". Maybe he was a bastard, but he was not such a bastard.

——There is something wrong with the Enchantress.

A look of inquiry flashed in Zha Kang's eyes, "Ellie, if you successfully seduce an angel and take out his heart during love, you will become the heroine of hell.

The demons will worship you, you will be rewarded by the origin of hell, and it may not be impossible for you to be a half-step demon king.

But you didn't kill him, you fell in love with him, and you took him to the human world. You suddenly changed from a hero in hell to a degenerate.

Are you serious? Do you regret it now? "

"I've come to find you, what do you think?" the succubus asked.

Zha Kang was sure that there was something wrong with this succubus. Her power of charm was particularly strong, which was a bit of a doubt. As a succubus who represented desire and charm, her union with him did not originate from desire, but from the heart. Love, is this the first time in hell?

Of course, there is something wrong with the angel Terry. He is about to give birth to a baby, but his wings are still pure and flawless, without a stray hair.

Well, the angel's wings gradually darken as he becomes more corrupted.

"Your affairs are too complicated for me to handle. How about you finish the coffee in your cup and leave my house?"

"John, you're the only one who can help us."

Ellie's beautiful big eyes revealed a plea that even a hard-hearted person could not refuse.

Zha Kang was moved by her again, but this time he was sober and knew that she was using small tricks.

A succubus is a succubus after all.

"How did I become the only savior? Before today, I didn't even know you."

"I know you, and I also know Stranger, Shazam, Doctor Fate, and Harley." Ellie said helplessly: "None of them will help us.

Strangers will say that we disturb the order of the world, arrest us, and send us to heaven and hell respectively.

Shazam Wizard will close the door, Dr. Fate will twist our heads off, and Harley Quinn will rip out our hearts and eat them alive."

"Very smart. Basically, I made the right decisions." Zha Kang said with a smile.

Ellie continued: "You are different. You dare to give Satan the middle finger and spit at God. You play magic just for fun and don't care about curiosity killing the cat.

You can even take pleasure in the forbidden union of angels and demons - and by gloating at your misfortune, you've got fodder for mocking God. "

Zha Kang stared at her steadily, feeling once again that Angel Terry was so annoying. If he were not here, he would have used his gentle eyes and sweet words to deceive Satan to capture this beautiful succubus who knew he understood him.

"I can help you, but you have to understand that there is no free lunch in the world. If you survive this disaster, Ellie, you will be my spy in hell. Terry, you can tell me the secret of heaven."

"Okay." They had no room to refuse.

Moreover, the other party's conditions are very "insincere". Even if they survive this disaster, they will not be able to go back to the past.

Especially Ellie, she felt like Constantine was just trying to find an excuse to help them.

——They really found the wrong person, he is a good person.

she thought to herself.

Then, Zha Kang drew dozens of sets of magic circles on the floor, walls, door panels, ceiling, and everywhere in the room.

Ellie and Terry were also sitting in the center of the pentagram circle with candles lit.

"As long as you stay in the magic circle and don't come out, as long as the five candles around you don't go out, even if the judge of hell comes looking for joy and pain at the same time, there will be no trace of you." Zha Kang said proudly.

"Where is Heaven?" Terry said worriedly: "Ellie and I have been together for a while, and neither Heaven nor Hell found out about our relationship before.

But I understand that once Ellie starts giving birth, the forbidden power that escapes will definitely alarm heaven.

This is why we are in a hurry to escape to the human world, she is about to give birth. "

"Don't worry, my magic circle is not to suppress the breath, but to guide your breath to the outside of the multiverse." Zha Kang curled his lips, "Angels are only capable of that. The voice of heaven cannot be omniscient and omnipotent. They I will definitely find you. Well, I’m 80% sure.”

Now one day later.

In the center of the five-pointed star circle, Ellie lay on the sofa and howled at the top of her lungs. Her cheeks and forehead were covered with sweat. She grabbed the hand of her angel relative too hard, and the long demon nails pierced his entire arm.

She hurts, and so does he.

"Ahhhhh, it's going to split me in half-" the succubus screamed.

"Be patient, giving birth is like pulling a football out of your belly, my sister said." Zha Kang held a cigarette in his mouth and looked a little nervous.

"Boom~~~" The balcony glass window seemed to have been hit by an RPG. Along with the explosion and broken glass, there was endless holy light.

"War Angel Terry, your sin of betraying the glory of God and committing suicide has been made known to me. And John Constantine, your crime of stealing fallen angels is unforgivable.

I will judge you on behalf of God. "A majestic voice pronounced the verdict in a eloquent tone.

Zha Kang was stunned, "Harley?!"

Although there were "I" and "you" in the words, the voice was too familiar.

"My dear, it's the legion commander!" Taili's face turned pale.

"Nine levels of hell, it's the Witch Harley. The worst has happened." The succubus said desperately.