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When he saw the first item, Dachao was a little dumbfounded, "A unique gift from heaven. The way to verify it is to pray to Shaojun and the King of Martial Gods, or to feel the power of Martial God belief in martial arts practice."

"What is this?" Louise turned her head and looked at the screen of his phone.

"Qualifications for becoming Harry's favored one."

Dachao roughly explained the special effects of Harley's divine power on Zero Hour Crisis, and how the heroes must meet her requirements if they want to borrow the divine power.

"Can I use her magical power to maintain a perfect figure like Wonder Woman? When I interviewed Wonder Woman, I heard her say that her figure suddenly became slim and toned two years ago, which was related to Harley's magical power."

Louise's eyes lit up, she became energetic, sat up, and got closer to the screen.

"She even told you this?" Dachao was a little surprised.

"Private words, I have a good relationship with her. Well, natural talent means that to become a favored person of God, you need to have very strong qualifications. The criterion is faith in her?" The excitement on Louise's face disappeared.

"It doesn't have to be faith." Da Chao thought for a while, then opened the hero chat group @Wonder Woman and said: "Did you see the qualifications for the God's Favored Person? The first one is to understand the power of the Martial God's faith. What does it mean? ?”

"The same question made me look confused." Green Arrow immediately followed.

"Believe in God and practice God's teachings, and you can reach the state of mentally perceiving God's thoughts. That's probably it." Wonder Woman replied.

"Oh my God, I can't do it." Several heroes immediately exclaimed.

Wonder Woman made an excited expression, "She doesn't want to lend her power to superheroes at all! Not to mention she is a martial arts deity, there are not many believers of God himself who meet such standards.

This is beyond the Holy Spirit, the best of the Holy Spirit. "

"Then why doesn't she just reject us?"

"Oh, I was hesitating before, but now I'm fine, I don't have to hesitate anymore."

After the heroes discussed for a while, Dachao said: "Harley will not deliberately play tricks on us, maybe Wonder Woman's understanding is not accurate. @Baitman, what do you think?"

"I didn't read the clause at all. If you have any questions, just ask Harley Quinn."

Bateman's reply was quick, but his attitude was perfunctory.

Dachao thinks his suggestion is good. What's the point of trying to figure it out on his own? Doesn't the final interpretation right rest with Harley?

He opened Harley's personal chat window again and asked his doubts directly.

"Is this difficult to understand?"

Harley asked, and the Guardian Dog system quickly pushed a second message: Divine Power Loan Qualification Explanation Version 1.01.

The text of the terms remains unchanged, but there are a lot of small words at the end to explain each content.

“To borrow the power of the God of War, you must first sense the existence of power, just like a magician senses magic elements and knows that he has magic talent.

To feel the power of the Martial God, it is very simple. Find a place where the belief in the Martial God is concentrated, such as a church with a statue of Shaojun or the temple of the King of Martial God. As long as believers worship Shaojun or the Martial God, the power of belief will be formed.

The martial artist can resonate with the power of the martial god in front of the statue. If he succeeds, he will gain the power of the martial god. If he fails, it proves that the martial artist does not have enough talent.

It doesn't matter whether you believe in the King of Martial God or not. It all depends on your talent. If you are not one from a million, you are not qualified to be a candidate for the 'God Warrior'.

Notice!

He is a divine warrior, not Harley Quinn's favored one.

Even if you are a devout believer in Shaojun, if you are not qualified enough, you still cannot become a divine warrior. However, you can become a divine priest.

Even Shaojun's enemies are qualified to become candidates as long as they have outstanding talent - they are just candidates, talent is only one of the conditions. "

Prayer and resonance are all nonsense. In fact, they are the "tracing magic" used by old Shazam to find Thunder Shazam.

Use the power of faith gathered by the "Martial God King" statue to drive magic to determine whether the hero in front of the statue is qualified to become a "Hallelujah".

"Very good, they are not God's favored ones, but God's warriors. You don't have to be mentally burdened!" The plain text message posted by Wonder Woman seemed to be full of cheerful emoticons.

"The qualifications are only one in a million, which sounds a bit scary." Animal Man said.

"This is reasonable. Gods will not do business at a loss. The thick-skinned Martial God wants to get benefits from the divine warriors, but ordinary people cannot give her benefits." Wonder Woman said.

"Didn't you read the selection terms at the back? The requirements for high qualifications are not high. For example, the second article is that the divine warrior must have a chivalrous spirit, roar when there is injustice on the road, and hold back after the roar." Huo Fengfeng said.

Dachao quickly cut out of the chat group and continued to read the 1.01 version of the qualification certificate.

Like the first article, the second article also has an explanation: “The definition of chivalry can be based on the law, or it can be based on the local people’s universal values ​​​​and world-wide morality.

That is to say, it is chivalrous to attack illegal people in accordance with the law, it is also chivalrous to stop people who do not conform to the three values ​​​​of chivalry and righteousness, and it is still chivalrous to fight against evil deeds that violate universal morals such as truth, goodness, beauty, benevolence, righteousness, and trust.

Notice!

Using one's own values ​​to define the good and evil of other civilizations, regions, and races is not chivalrous.

In addition, chivalry does not mean just yelling when you see injustice and then settling the matter.

Chivalry is about bringing good things to the person involved. If it leaves sequelae and causes worse consequences, it is not chivalry.

If you still don’t understand, please refer to Lu Zhishen’s Rescue of Jin Cuilian in “Water Margin” for the positive teaching material and for the negative teaching material. You can try it yourself.

You are heroes and often save people. You can try to save an ordinary citizen who is being coerced by gang members, beat up the gangster, and then go see the person you saved two days later. "

"I think the requirement of 'keep one hand after roaring' is very reasonable." Louise said thoughtfully, "Although Harley Quinn has become a powerful warrior god now, she also had a period when she was weak and helpless.

People who grow up from the bottom of society understand the real needs of the people at the bottom better than most heroes. "

Dachao nodded slightly and sighed: "I have noticed this a long time ago, so every time I save someone, I will always use my super hearing to scan his condition."

It is also because of this habit that Dachao was able to save Hank Shaw who was targeted by street gangsters many times in time.

"This requirement is too high, even harder to achieve than the first one." On the other hand, Firestorm lamented in the hero chat group, "You will know if you are talented enough or not, but 'acting for justice' consumes too much time and energy. , ordinary superheroes can’t handle it.

There must be at least a professional logistics team, with assistants tracking the people being rescued and the gang members being attacked.

But I still have to work as a car mechanic to earn money to support my family. I can’t support myself, and I can’t afford to support assistants or buy monitoring equipment. "

Green Arrow was ecstatic: This one is tailor-made for him again!

He is not short of money, has already established a Green Arrow team, and has always done things "chivalrously" according to Harley's requirements.

Well, he felt that the first "outstanding talent" was also prepared for him, because his master once said that he was nearly thirty years old and came into contact with martial arts with the weak kidneys of the Star City Artillery King, but he achieved such achievements in just a few years. The talent is extraordinary.

"Stop complaining. Harley's request is very reasonable and considerate. There are only three requests in total." He couldn't help but give Harley a fair word.

"I also think Harley's request is not excessive." Wonder Woman said: "The first talent is to ensure that she can make back her investment and not lose money on her investment.

Article 2: Act chivalrously and act righteously to ensure that power is not abused.

The third article requires the divine warriors to go out frequently to perform chivalry and practice martial arts every day. They cannot stay at home and waste time and live decadently. What is the problem with this? "

The afternoon of the second day.

He took off his "Clark Kent glasses", ripped open his shirt and became Ripman, soared into the sky, rushed from the Daily Planet to the Hall of Justice and continued to "punch in".

As soon as he entered, he noticed that the atmosphere was a bit strange. It seemed that everyone was whispering, but no one said it loudly.

Everyone is talking to others, but they are in small groups and widely scattered.

Their expressions varied, some couldn't hide their excitement, some were depressed, some were angry, and some were confused.

"Hey, Tearman, how many paragraphs do you have?" When he was confused, the plastic man came over and asked mysteriously.

"What paragraphs?" Tearman was confused.

"You haven't tested it yet?" The plastic man asked in surprise: "You really don't want to become a 'sacred warrior'?"

Dachao's mind turned and he thought of the three requirements for a divine warrior. He thought thoughtfully: "You mean to test the talent of becoming a divine warrior? Use 'section' to divide talents? How to test?"

"Find a church or temple. Well, we only have churches in the United States, not the Temple of the God of War. Find a church supported by the Heavenly Mountain Sect, and go to the statue of Shaojun in the side hall to try to resonate with it - it's very simple. I shouted in my mind, 'Harley' Sister, do you think I’m qualified?’, the statue responded.”

The corners of Dachao's mouth twitched. This way of resonance, although strange, was in line with Harley's style.

"How many paragraphs do you have?" he asked.

The plastic man raised his chin slightly and said proudly: "The third level of divine power, extraordinary talent."

"The third level is very high? Have you become a divine warrior?"

The plastic man nodded first, then shook his head.

"Third dan is very high. I asked more than 20 people, and the fifth dan of Green Arrow is higher than me. However, even the fifth dan is just 'extraordinary talent', and it is still far from the 'one among ten thousand' 9th dan. A big chunk.”

"Tearman, how many paragraphs do you have?"

The two were talking at the door. Many heroes saw it and guessed what they were talking about, so they gathered around curiously.

"I haven't tried it yet. Have you all tested it?"

"Well" the heroes' eyes flickered, hesitating, and then quickly dispersed.

Dachao was confused, and the plastic man sneered: "A group of hypocritical guys, while longing for Sister Harley's power, at the same time feel that this idea should be 'ridiculed'.

He obviously ran to test it immediately, but pretended not to care and hadn't started the test yet. "

Only then did Dachao understand the complicated mentality of the heroes.

Plastic Man was Harley's little brother and he was proud of it and publicized it everywhere. What about the others?

"It's not that I'm being hypocritical. You and Harley will always meet each other, and you will feel embarrassed to be her divine companion. Ahem, you are a 'sacred warrior'."

If all heroes were as shameless as Plastic Man and were still proud of it, wouldn't the Justice League be reduced to "the holy war group of Harley's cult"?

"Rip Man, come here quickly!" Cyborg's anxious voice came from the hall, "The rift of entropy has passed through the 31st century. It will not stop and cannot be stopped. The Legion of Super Heroes has failed."

"I'm sorry!" The whispering hall was quiet at first, and then started to boil like a pot of water on the stove.

"When did it happen? What can we do?" Dachao asked anxiously.

Cyborg said quickly: "Baitman and I have been monitoring the progress of the Crack of Entropy. Just now, it crossed the 31st century. As for what to do, we have to call Harley here first."