I Want to Be the King of Football

One hundred and forty-eight Totti Joke Collection

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With a swoosh, Su Dong forcefully pulled open the thick curtains of the hotel room.

In an instant, the entire room suddenly lit up.

This four-star hotel is located near the Plaza de España in downtown Rome. Since the earliest flight back to Lisbon will not wait until this afternoon, Sporting Lisbon stayed an extra night in Rome after the game last night.

The city of Rome is known as a three-step-one scenic spot, and there are ruins everywhere.

The room where Su Dong lives, the window is facing a small street, less than 200 meters to the north, is the Spanish Square where the famous movie [Roman Holiday] was filmed. Downstairs is the K-shaped intersection, and the intersection is neutral There is a huge stone pillar, and under the stone pillar is a small parking lot, which is fully parked.

In this seemingly inconspicuous place, Albertini told everyone last night that this stone pillar is called the Immaculate Conception Pillar. The four Jewish prophets including Moses and David are engraved on the cornerstone, and a statue of the Virgin Mary stands on the top of the stone pillar. She was conceived by the Holy Spirit that year, leaving Jesus alone.

Su Dong didn't know it before. When he looked at it yesterday morning, he thought it was just an ordinary stone pillar, but when he looked at it again this morning, he found that this stone pillar really had a holy aura under the bright sunshine.

Rome, the eternal city!

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Last night's game ended with a 2-1 reversal of Lazio by Sporting Lisbon.

Su Dong's shot broke Peruzzi's goal, but the Italian national goal failed to block the ball.

At the last minute, Su Dong reversed the opponent for Sporting Lisbon, which made the Lazio fans on the scene furious. When Sporting Lisbon was about to exit, many Lazio fans were abusing the players of Sporting Lisbon, especially Su Dong. There is no shortage of racist remarks.

Even later, Sporting Lisbon's bus almost couldn't leave the Olympic Stadium.

Italy, especially the home ground of the Roma duo, has a very frenetic atmosphere and is also the hardest hit by racial discrimination.

In addition to the troubled fans, Su Dong was most impressed by the angry, unwilling, but helpless eyes of Stam and Simeone, as well as the guilt of Mikhailovich.

When Su Dong walked past them with a smile on his face as a winner, he also looked at them a few more times. Stam pretended to be calm, while Simone gritted his teeth with hatred, which made Su Dong feel very Satisfied and proud.

Needless to say, Stam, the world's top central defender, and Simeone, although not the world's top midfielder, is at least an Argentine international, and Beckham's red card incident made him world-famous, so they can be deflated. , Su Dong is still very proud.

After passing by, I heard Simeone gritted his teeth in the distance and slammed a harsh sentence, Go to Lisbon in the second round and see if I don't kill you!

But why would Su Dong care about this?

2-1 away from home, this advantage is not an ordinary big.

As long as they can keep the score when they return to the home court and do not concede two or more goals, the team can still advance.

On the football field, after all, the hero must be judged by victory or defeat.

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Although the game was played late, the players woke up early.

Su Dong, Ronnie and others, after washing up, went to the hotel for breakfast together.

Since the team is an afternoon plane and won again last night, free movement is allowed in the morning.

Sudong, Ronnie, Pepe, Quaresma and others made an appointment with Albertini last night to go shopping in Rome in the morning.

At half past seven, everyone left the hotel.

After looking at the Holy Spirit's Implantation Column, I went directly to the Plaza de España and the steps, but to be honest, I was a little disappointed.

It's very romantic in the movie, but it doesn't feel very good in reality.

Due to the early hours, there are not many people, but there is nothing to do.

Going south, not far away is the Trevi Fountain, which is the Trevi Fountain. It feels much better than the Plaza de España. The fountain is huge and the sculptures are great, but there are a lot of people.

Interestingly, when he tossed a coin to make a wish, Ronnie made a wish to himself, hoping to join the giants and become the best player in the world, and then he tossed another coin.

It was thrown for my friend Jose Semedo, who said he would beat me if I didn't throw it back.

He wants to make a wish, hoping that he can change his girlfriend once a month, and he will always be proud in love.

Everyone almost fell down when they heard it, can this kind of wish come true?

Do you really think you are the hero of a YY novel?

Because of Su Dong and Ronnie, Jose Semedo is also an acquaintance in the first team, but most people have the deepest impression of him on picking up girls. No matter what this guy can do, he is the first to pick up girls.

So much so that Jardel, who had left the team at the beginning, laughed and ridiculed that he had chosen the wrong talent tree, and put his football talent on his talent for picking up girls.

Su Dong's wish is very simple, hoping that his family will be healthy and safe, and that his football will be smooth sailing.

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From the Trevi Fountain to the Colosseum, then back to the Pantheon, walking and strolling all the way to the Vatican City.

Although they just finished a high-intensity game last night, Su Dong and the others are professional players, and their feet are much faster than ordinary people. For them, walking these roads is not even a warm-up.

Walk around, pass the Holy Angel Bridge, and enter the Vatican, a country within a country.

I visited the Castel Sant'Angelo first, and walked on the Avenue de la Concorde to feed the pigeons in St. Peter's Square. After visiting the Vatican, it was almost noon, and everyone sat under the huge stone pillars in the square to rest.

Andre Cruise took out the newspaper he bought at the newsstand on the way, and read it leisurely.

Early this morning, the Italian media were all reporting on Lazio’s upset loss to Sporting Lisbon last night, and a few of them were still reporting on Su Dong, but they were all just scratching the surface. After all, Su Dong was their opponent.

The Totti joke collection has been updated again. Andre Cruise laughed.

What? Su Dong asked strangely.

Italian media made fun of some jokes about Prince Totti of Rome. Andre Cruz laughed.

Su Dong's impression of Totti was also very good. He leaned over with great interest and found that it was all in Italian, which he could not understand.

Andre, read and listen.

Everyone is also very curious, how will the media ridicule Totti?

Seeing that his teammates were so interested, Andre Crust took a sip of water and moistened his throat before speaking.

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One day, when Capello met Mancini in the Football Association, he asked: Robert, how did you get Lazio ahead of us in Roma this season?

Mancini replied: It's simple, I'm surrounded by smart players.

Capello was not convinced and asked, How do you prove it?

Mancini replied: It's too easy, I'll call Fiore and ask him a question and you'll know.

So Mancini called Fiore and asked him: Stefano, answer me a little riddle, if your father has a child, your mother also has a child, but this child is neither Your sister, not your brother, who is he?

Fiore replied on the spot: Coach, it's too simple, this kid is me.

Capello was very surprised to hear, It's amazing, it really tests the IQ of the players.

So, Capello decided to conduct such a test in the Roma team, he first found the captain Totti.

Francesco, I'm going to give you a quiz, you answer me a very simple question, if your father has a child, and your mother has a child, but this child is neither your sister nor yours Brother, who is he?

Totti was puzzled, Not my sister, nor my brother, who is he? Coach, please give me ten minutes, I'll think about it.

Totti brought all his teammates to help and told them about Capello's question. Everyone looked at each other in dismay.

Candela and Cassano were racking their brains, but never understood.

Totti had no choice, so he began to expand the scope and asked everyone at the training base, but no one understood.

Finally he asked the warehouse manager.

Oh, Francesco, are you an idiot? The answer is simple, that kid is me, isn't it?

Totti suddenly realized, and immediately ran to Capello, Coach, I know the answer.

Capello was very happy, Okay, okay, Francesco, tell me, who is that kid?

Totti said proudly: It's warehouse manager Nino.

Capello was stupid for a few seconds, shook his head and sighed: It seems that you are really stupid.

Isn't it? Totti was confused.

Capello roared inexhaustibly: Of course not, that child is Fiore!

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Andre Cruz even imitated his tone so vividly that everyone laughed.

Is this too bad?

Have you ever seen such a joke about a star?

Our Italian media is still very humorous. Albertini also smiled.

This joke is not only mocking Tony, but also Roma's players and Capello, who made Roma's poor performance this season, far behind the city's rival Lazio?

Actually, Roma still likes Totti very much. However, Roma is really not doing well this season, so they can only express their love for Totti through Totti's joke collection. Andre Cruz The thief smiled slyly.

He's been following the Totti joke collection all the time.

Andre, tell me a few more. Ronnie was also very amused.

Everyone wants to hear it.

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Totti's fiancee, Brassie, works in the TV station. She is a cultural person. He persuaded Totti to learn more about culture.

Once he said to Totti, Francesco, you should read more. Have you seen Shakespeare?

I have, Totti said, but I don't remember who wrote the book.

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One day, Gattuso, Vieri and Totti appeared together in front of the mirror, which warned them: Be careful, whoever lies in front of me will disappear.

Gattuso was the first to speak: I think, I'm the most handsome in Italy. As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared.

Vieri was the second to go to the mirror: I think I'm the smartest in Italy. He disappeared as soon as he finished speaking.

When it was Totti's turn, he said, I think...

Before he could finish speaking, he disappeared.

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Fiancée Blasey said: Honey, 90-69-90 is not fashionable anymore, you know what?

Totti said: Of course, think about it, the size of the Olympic Stadium is 47-95!

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The most famous couple in the capital Rome are making out.

Fiancee Brassie said: Honey, say something hot to me.

Totti said: Candela! (meaning candle.)

Brassy said, Fine! Say something hard to me.