I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

Wang Xuan's scalp was really numb this time.

If he said something carelessly, he might really cause a big trouble.

But he was not worried.

He didn't have any position.

He just wanted to get some points in CCTV.

At worst, he would be fired.

"Got it." Wang Xuan nodded.

Sa Beining was speechless about Wang Xuan's calm performance: "Aren't you worried at all?"

"If CCTV is really sued, it will be a big deal?"

Wang Xuan: "I don't have any position, what should I worry about?".

"At worst, I will be fired, at worst, I will be banned, can they still drag me to wait in line?"

Sa Beining's expression froze instantly: Wang Xuan seemed to be talking about this.

But it felt wrong.

Isn't being banned a big deal?

If you are banned, you will completely disappear from the public's view.

Wang Xuan was about to say something, but he had already walked away.

Wang Xuan finally understood why everyone looked at him so strangely.

Could it be that his mouth was really blessed.

"Teacher Wang, Mr. Jiang asked you to go to his office." Jiang Xiong's secretary ran over in a hurry.

Wang Xuan had no choice but to continue to go into Jiang Xiong's office.

553

The Internet is still fermenting about this matter.

It took only half a day for it to become a hot topic in short videos.

Countless bloggers came out to take advantage of the popularity.

"Have you ever seen an aunt sue her nephew?"

"It really happened."

"Just because the nephew got a haircut in the first month of the lunar year, the uncle got drunk and rode an electric bike and crashed into a telephone pole and died."

"Then the aunt sued the other province and demanded a compensation of one million."

"Others broadcast news, but Wang Xuan creates news."

"Wang Xuan said in the news that the uncle should be the one who gives the most New Year's money. If he doesn't give much, he should go get a haircut."

"As a result, a nephew really went to get a haircut."

"It just so happened that the uncle got drunk and rode an electric bike and crashed into a telephone pole and died."

"Then the aunt sued the other province."

"In the first month of the lunar year, "Getting a haircut will kill your uncle," is a common saying.

"It originated from the time when the Qing Dynasty first entered the country."

"In order to pay tribute to the Ming Dynasty, ordinary people came up with the saying that people should not get their hair cut in the first month of the lunar year."

"In order to hide the truth from the government, they changed it to "Getting a haircut in the first month of the lunar year will kill your uncle."

"This is part of our Chinese culture."

"And some people still take it seriously."

"They regard this as superstition."

"I just want to ask, if they sue even their own nephew, should they sue Wang Xuan and CCTV?"

"After all, if Wang Xuan hadn't said that, his nephew wouldn't have gotten a haircut."

"Without CCTV, Wang Xuan wouldn't have become a host.”

“This causal relationship is also very self-consistent.”

“We should all be sued.”

“After all, without our nation, there would be no CCTV.”

This made netizens laugh like crazy:

“High-level black.”

“Who knows, maybe CCTV will really be sued.”

“Wang Xuan, you are cheating people to death.”

“You cheated college students, cheated older single men and women, cheated young men who were about to get married, and now you cheated uncles.”

“Good guy, I am very lucky that I don’t have a nephew.”

“Otherwise, this dog’s life would definitely be over. ”

Wan Xiaofei has been spoiled since he was a child.

Because he has three older sisters.

An older sister is half a mother.

With three sisters at once, he will be spoiled to the sky.

After his sisters go out to work, his life will be more comfortable.

This week he asks his eldest sister for a few hundred yuan, and next week he asks his second sister for a few hundred yuan.

He lives a very comfortable life.

Now he has also gone out to work.

All three sisters are married The baby was born.

The eldest sister gave birth to three, the second sister gave birth to two, and the third sister gave birth to two.

Seven nephews and nieces.

When the three sisters came to pay New Year's greetings, the house was quite lively.

Wan Xiaofei was woken up early in the morning.

With seven children at home, the whole living room would be turned upside down.

Hearing this noise, he knew that his nephew had come.

He put on his clothes in a bad mood and opened the door.

"Uncle."

"Uncle!"

Seven people, big and small, surrounded Wan Xiaofei.

The oldest was ten years old, and the youngest was three years old.

Looking at the youngest niece, who was standing on her short legs and hugging her own calves, Wan Xiaofei's mood for getting up after being woken up was gone.

"Do you miss your uncle? "Wan Xiaofei took the youngest niece into his arms.

"I miss uncle." The little niece nodded her head.

"We miss uncle too."

"Uncle, New Year's money?"

The oldest nephew stretched out his hand and asked for New Year's money.

Wan Xiaofei instantly felt that the niece in his arms was not so attractive.

If they don't ask for New Year's money, then nephews and nieces are still quite cute.

"Okay, I'll give them New Year's money." Wan Xiaofei took out more than a thousand yuan from his pocket with a heartbroken look.

Two hundred yuan for each person.

I used to think I was very happy to have many sisters, and my friends were also very envious.

But as nephews and nieces were born one by one and asked him for New Year's money, his mentality exploded.

"Uncle, one of my friends, his uncle gave him six hundred yuan, and you only gave two hundred. ”

Wan Xiaofei almost cried.

I have seven nephews.

Giving each of them 600 yuan would be more than 4,000 yuan.

I don’t even have the money to pay for my car to go to work.

“Uncle has no money this year?” Wan Xiaofei said weakly.Said.

"Okay, then I'll go get a haircut."

"Who told you to give so little?"

"I want a haircut, too."

"And me."

Wan Xiaofei almost collapsed.

Other uncles died when their nephew got a haircut, but if all seven of them got a haircut, would they still be alive?

"No, no, we can talk it over."

Wan Xiaofei didn't dare to gamble at all.

I really couldn't afford it.

"Okay, I'll give 600 each."

Wan Xiaofei could only take out all the money he earned from working to give his nephew New Year's money.

He gave out more than 4,000 at once, and he didn't even have money to play cards during the New Year.

Wan Xiaofei felt more and more heartbroken the more he thought about it.

I couldn’t help but take out my phone and send a short video:

“Wang Xuan, why are you such a jerk?”

“I have seven nephews.”

“A person actually asked me for 600 yuan in New Year’s money. If I don’t give it to him, we will all go get a haircut.”

“I’m not a cat. I have nine lives.”

“Please be merciful.”

“Give the fans a way out?”.