I! The strongest opener

Chapter 81

In the evening, Li Ang returned home with the girl with two crimson cheeks.

When she reached the second floor, she was entangled for a long time, but in the end, she sighed faintly and said to the man:

“Thank you, Leon. I’m happy today~”

Saying that, she hugged the man and kissed him heavily on the mouth, until her lipstick was all applied to the man’s face, and then ran up to the third floor with a smile.

Li Ang looked at the girl’s disappearing back, wiped the side of his mouth, and let out a chuckle.

Then, he opened the door and walked into the second floor, and suddenly saw death appear in front of him, his blue robe swinging gently, and his still empty eyes were staring at him.

“…… Welcome. ”

Li Ang said habitually, and then untied the bow tie with his own care, hung the jacket of the suit on the hanger, and asked with a smile~:

“Why are you free today?”

He looked at the skeleton like a nag, waiting for the other party’s answer.

And the skull floated to his side, put his finger on his face again, and after sliding slightly, a cold voice sounded from his ears:

“Is today your birthday?”

“…… You heard me? ”

“Hmm. I heard it just now while you were chatting with that girl. ”

Hearing the words of death, Li Ang nodded:

“Well, I don’t mean this body, but me, my birthday.”

“So… The human custom is to give gifts on birthdays, right? ”

“……”

Hearing the words of death, Li Ang scratched his head:

“You don’t want to give me death, do you…”

“You want me?”

“…… No…… I mean…… Forget it, it’s okay, it’s just a joke. ”

This High God sometimes speaks like a cold joke.

And Death heard his words, was silent for a moment, then reached for his robe, and…

“…… Where did you get this thing from? In the belly? Hiss…… Don’t pull, it hurts. ”

Seeing with his own eyes that his face was torn out half a meter away, Li Ang quickly apologized and begged for mercy.

I can’t hear any cold jokes.

He said, taking the one that Death handed him… Something that looks like an ostrich egg. That’s right, it’s this thing, death just pulled out of his clothes. God knows where she put this thing… Is it on the crotch?

Obediently, with an egg in the stomach … IS THIS PLANNING TO COSPLAY NEZHA HIS MOTHER?

“This is…?”

“The egg laid by the spouse of Cerberus.”

Death said seriously.

“What?!”

“Kierber…”

“I know I know, but… Isn’t Cerberus a three-headed hellhound? Canine words… It’s a mammal, right? Why do you lay eggs? ”

“It’s its spouse…”

“I know… But that’s not scientific, is it? ”

Li Ang complained, looking at the gray thing in his hand, which looked like an ostrich egg.

He first weighed it with his hand and found that it was quite heavy.

“This… Is it food? ”

“Roar… Woo~~~~~~~”

As soon as Li Ang’s words fell, he heard a sound made by the dog when it was threatened.

It’s over, it’s heard…

Then he saw that the Void of Death made a soothing motion, patted the air next to him, and continued:

“No, it hatched on its own. Just put it up and it will appear on its own when the time comes. ”

“You are… For my birthday? ”

“Hmm. According to your customs, it should be like this, right? Happy birthday, Leon. ”

“Woof!”

“Kerberus said I hope you are optimistic about its children.”

“Uh… Ok, help me thank him. ”

“Woof…”

……

“So say… Do dogs already lay eggs? ”

After death left, Li Ang looked at the ostrich egg that appeared in his hand, muttered unconsciously, and then looked around his home, found an ashtray on the bookshelf, and put the egg on it:

“It always feels… I can’t hold down Darwin’s coffin board! ”

……

“Honey, you’re back? …… Hey? Where did this egg come from? It’s so ugly! ”

Nate and Polaris entered the house with a drunken body, Polaris looked for water to drink as soon as he entered the house, and Nate wanted to get tired of her boyfriend for a while. As a result, I saw at a glance that there was an extra gray thing on my bookshelf.

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“This… Sent by a friend. It’s a pet. ”

“…… Baby, our family is too small to keep an ostrich. ”

Nate admits to being well-informed, but also doesn’t support men wanting to keep an ostrich in their homes. It’s okay to have a cat or dog, but you want an ostrich… If that thing gets up and wants to stick its head in the soil… As a result, a braincase died on the cement floor, and was discovered by the group of animal lovers, isn’t that cool?

However, when Li Ang heard Nate say “our family is too small”, his mind flashed and he suddenly laughed:

“Honey, come here and discuss something with you.”

“Huh?”

Nate was observing the “ostrich egg”, and after hearing her boyfriend’s words, she came over suspiciously. Then, Li Ang waved to Lorna, who was walking a little floating, and was using the excuse of drinking water to prick up her ears:

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“Lorna came too. That’s right, Clarissy! ”

As he raised his voice, smoke rose around him, and the girl who had changed his gown and re-dressed himself stepped out of the portal.

“What’s wrong? Leon? ”

After Li Ang saw the people coming, he scratched his head, saw that the three people were staring at him in unison, and said after coughing lightly:

“This… I have an idea, you guys listen. ”

……

Five minutes later, Leon finished his vision and then looked at Nate first.

Nate pondered for a moment and asked with some curiosity:

“Where did your money come from?”

“This… I definitely have my way. Dear, you say agree or disagree, so that we don’t have to nest here, as long as we are here during the day, we can go back normally in the evening. Like Clint, how? Moreover, in the future, we have children, and I also hope that children will grow up in places with less blue sky and white cloud pollution, places like New York… The pollution is too serious and not good for small children. ”

After Li Ang finished speaking, Nate was silent for a while, and after taking a deep look at her boyfriend, she nodded:

“Good.”

Seeing that his girlfriend agreed, Li Ang looked at the other two girls and asked with a smile:

“What about you?”

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