I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 94 Do you think I am a dead person?

[Introduction to the self-deception ruler: the scale is 1cm, 2cm, 3cm…20cm, in addition to that, you can also use the self-deception ruler to make the other party think that you are bad and sad, please use it with others carefully~]

See the introduction of the system.

Su Han was lost in thought, so this prop is…

Suitable for dog eggs?

After thinking about it, it seems not impossible.

However, Goudan has deceived himself so much that he does not need to rely on props. Who will let…

Without thinking too much, Su Han looked at the system mall again.

【opening…】

The system mall was refreshing, and the props appeared in Su Han’s eyes.

Skillfully came to the last page.

This is the own area.

A paradise for the poor.

Why do you say that, because in a mall with hundreds of pages, only the items sold on the last page are affordable for Su Han.

Too much will not work!

[Top version Yuxi, a bite can make people directly enter the peak, price: 100 steel value. 】

[This is a mysterious Medicine Pill that allows the Foundation Building cultivator to enter the next Realm. Price: 1,500 steel. 】

[Speaker speakers, whoever feels upset will be ashamed (non-Gold Core cultivator will not break)! Selling price: 500 steel value. 】

[Today’s seckill: nail clippers with invincible nail cutting, price: 2,000 steel value. 】

Looking at the low-priced products this time, Su Han found that it turned out to be a little normal!

horrible!

Has the system started to be serious?

but…

I don’t smoke, so why do I want the best version of Yuxi? Besides, I just went to buy one for two hundred yuan and it didn’t fragrant?

Why waste this precious steel value!

It seemed that he had understood the doubt in Su Han’s mind, and the system quickly reminded him.

[Top version Yuxi introduction: This is a kind of upper cigarette, built-in bursting beads, lightly press, decompression and refreshing, one bite to beat the living gods, one bite makes people go up, two bites make people go up, three souls ascend to heaven! 】

Su Han: “???”

God horse cow horse?

Fuck…

It’s just one bite… it’s suitable for daddy!

As if he had discovered the New World, Su Han’s eyes suddenly lighted up. It has been a long time since he had his daddy, and he is a little unaccustomed to it.

Recently Su Long’s position has been ascending at home.

It seems to have something to do with his Darling.

Now that he eats every day, Su Long eats four big bowls, and he fights with that rice bucket Loli!

“If this is a whole bite for daddy…”

Su Han seemed to be able to see the enjoyment expression on his father’s face.

Um…

Su Han decided immediately and bought it!

【Ding! The purchase is successful, and the steel value is -100! 】

Continue to look down.

When seeing this Medicine Pill introduction, Su Han bought it without hesitation.

Where can I find Medicine Pill that allows my small cultivator to enter the Divine Hidden Realm directly!

Although it’s a little expensive, but Su Han still has a little money and can afford it!

I will be a noble cultivator of the Divine Tibetan Realm tonight.

The gap between the big devil and own is getting bigger and bigger.

Su Han said sincerely.

This is really, the gap is getting bigger and bigger, now I should be able to pick up the big devil with one hand and hit it?

It’s like carrying a chicken when I was young.

Loud speakers…

Seeing this thing, Su Han was lost in thought, should he buy it?

It’s actually best to give it to Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue.

but…

Sure enough, the empathetic system answered Su Han again.

[Introduction to the mouthpiece audio props: This is a mouthpiece speaker built by a highly developed civilization. It can withstand the ravages of all cultivators below the Gold Core realm, and it will not break. After binding the owner, no matter where it is thrown, Even speakers with cheap mouths can return to their masters~][Friendly Reminder: It’s cool to die, and it’s always cool to die! 】

Su Han: “???”

“Bought it!”

Su Han, who is resistant to shocks, doesn’t know, but his mouth is cheap, which is obviously suitable for them.

Su Han is not a straight man anymore…

Um…

He has now evolved into a spoof.

Without thinking about it, Su Han bought three at once.

[Successful purchase, the value of steel is -1500. 】

but.

Su Han still doesn’t understand the spike item today. It’s just a nail clipper. Why is it so expensive?

Even Medicine Pill, which has the effect of blasting the sky, only sells for 1500 steel.

Why does this little nail clipper sell for 2000?

[Invincible nail clippers props introduction: This is an invincible existence in the state of cutting nails. Realm can be deployed anytime and anywhere. No one can get close, and it is invalid if it exceeds the four realms of itself. 】

[The system assistant reminds you: Be a good helper, you deserve it! 】

Su Han: “???”

seek death?

Do you think I am a dead person?

Can!

Obviously, this invincible nail clipper is very suitable for Su Han, and it is similar to a novel I have read. It is a pity that his is an ear pick, and his own is a nail…

“Are there any invincible tools for nose-cutting…”

Bought it!

Many days can only be consumed once, this time is the biggest one for Su Han.

Of course, there are many things to buy.

[Steel value -2000! 】

The consumption of 5100 steel value this time is a huge expense!

System: Steel straight male system.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Grade: Foundation Building late stage (26999/30000)

Backpack: hilarious card*2, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1, vibrating gold shield*1, capricious cloak, low-mouth speaker*3, broken world Dan*1, top version Yuxi*1, invincible nail clippers*1.

Steel value: 6800 (100 Ascension 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience value.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation Technique column: (Invincible forging method [automatic cultivation], quick Qilin arm [Dacheng], steel hand [automatic cultivation])

Attributes: Constitution: 355, Strength: 377, Speed: 359, Charm: 150 (the highest)

Skill:

Meals: Level 9 (not actively doing meals, thinking problems).

English: Level 8 (1353/9000)

Game: 9 levels (8999/10000)

Coquettish walking position: MAX

One punch and one blame: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

…..

It’s comfortable.

As a squirrel whose properties are a bit like hoarding nuts, Su Han’s favorite is to see his own wealth bulging.

This time I also changed a lot of useful things, but it’s not bad.

“System, use Pojing Dan!”

Su Han shouted in his head.

The next moment, Su Han’s consciousness was forced to withdraw from the system space.

When he opened his eyes, there was already a Medicine Pill in his hand that was black and still exuding the scent of tangerine peel.

Swallow with your head up.

The next moment, Su Han’s breath suddenly collapsed.

A few seconds later.

A breath that was dozens of times more majestic than before gushed from the depths of the body!

God hidden realm! God of Heart Realm!

ps: I was in the hospital and came out with a mobile phone code. Because I was sick, I was hospitalized. I don’t know if the code is available tonight. If I can’t update it, I will post chapter 8 tomorrow. I’m sorry, I’m really sorry. , If I can, I won’t choose to change (o ﹏ o?), please forgive me for the handsome, cute, charming and beautiful readers