I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 79 Lay down for the old lady! “Five Watches”

Gougan is tired.

Brother Han, can we have a good chat.

“Since ancient times, confidantes are so fateful.” Goudan sat down and began to sigh inexplicably about life.

Su Han asked: “Then do you know, why is there such a horrible phrase that confidantes have been so unlucky since ancient times?”

Gougan asked in confusion: “I don’t know, why?”

Su Han turned off the screen of the phone, and said seriously: “Because, no one cares how long the ugly can live.”

Dog egg: “???”

Damn it, this sentence doesn’t seem to mean that, right?

But…

Why would I feel so reasonable.

Can’t refute what the hell is it? !

At this moment, Goudan fell into contemplation, sitting on the stone bench thinking about his own problem.

Um….

You shouldn’t take Liu Ying to play LOL next time.

Hum.

at this time.

Gougan’s cell phone vibrated suddenly, and when he took it out, he found that Liu Ying had sent him a message.

Seeing this scene, Su Han instantly understood.

It seems that Liu Ying, a classmate of the third grade of high school, is really interesting to Goudan.

Otherwise, it won’t take the initiative to add it back.

[Do you know where you are wrong? 】

Seeing this news, Goudan immediately asked: “Brother Han, what does Yingbao mean? What did I do wrong?”

Those eyes were blank and innocent.

Appropriately look like a young boy.

Su Han sighed, and then said earnestly: “Dan, if you really like her, just chat with her in your usual tone, don’t be too humble.”

usually?

“If you have feelings about other people, just hurry up on the timetable for nothing.”

In this regard, Su Han can only teach him to get here.

The rest depends on the savvy of the dog eggs.

after all…

I don’t understand it myself.

Gougan was stunned, and then solemnly nodded: “Well, I understand Brother Han!”

In an instant, Goudan’s eyes gradually became determined.

Press the voice button.

Gougan took a deep breath, and then a gentle voice sounded: “Yingbao, I…”

Then, the tone changed suddenly.

“I fucking like you, be my girlfriend!”

Su Han: “???”

Studio:”???”

Liu Ying: “???”

Su Han was shocked.

Damn it.

I asked you to chat in your usual tone so that you don’t be humble, I didn’t call you so rude!

In the live broadcast room, everyone was flashed to the waist by the suffocating operation of the dog egg.

“Hahaha, your doggy is always your doggy.”

“The founder of licking the dog together is worthy of you, worthy of the name, awesome in capitals!”

“Hahaha, I want to know what Liu Ying thinks now.”

In another place, after Liu Ying, who was also in physical education class, heard the voice from Goudan, her initial tenderness made her feel sweet.

Then: “I fucking like you.”

Directly compared Liu Ying completely.

? ? ?

“Go to hell! Great Sand Sculpture!” Liu Ying trembled with anger, and directly sent the dog egg into the luxurious private room.

When finished speaking.

Gougan just felt relaxed, he was relieved, turned his head to look at Su Han, and smiled: “Brother Han, what you said is really useful. After finishing speaking, I feel comfortable all over.”

Su Han put away the shock in his eyes and smiled: “You like it.”

Hum.

Liu Ying’s voice message is here.

Gou Dan became excited and quickly said: “Brother Han, Brother Han, look, she’s back to me.”

Full of joy, Goudan clicked on the voice.

[Go to hell, Great Sand Sculpture! 】

Dog eggs: “!!!”

I quickly edited a message and sent it, but all I was waiting for was a big exclamation mark.

This dog egg was completely at a loss.

What’s wrong with me?

Su Han put away his phone, stood up and patted Gou Dan on the shoulder, and sighed: “Gou Dan, one day, you will meet a gentle, considerate, beautiful and generous person. You don’t think you are poor or ugly, don’t Your money, don’t want the girl in your car.”

At this moment, Goudan’s eyes rekindled hope: “Really?”

Su Han nodded seriously: “Hmm!”

“In the end this girl doesn’t want you either.”

After saying this, Su Han turned around and left. There was no way, let the dog eggs slowly realize the rest.

Come to the classroom.

Su Han finally enjoyed a clean time, sitting in the classroom with peace of mind and beating the king.

Until the afternoon class.

Su Han was too boring to be idle, so he slept on the table.

The second table in the first row.

Yun Ran sat there, looking at Su Han from time to time, wondering how he could attract this man’s attention.

“How is it?” Yun Ran thought for a long time, and finally felt that he should try this trick first.

After all, she had directly captured the hearts of the two genius high school students with her own loud voice.

Until school is over.

After Su Han woke up from sleep, he took his schoolbag and left the classroom.

There was a person behind him.

That is Yun Ran.

Su Han is wondering, why does this woman always follow her?

Is it possible that she also wants to live with Lin Qingyan and the others?

Stop it!

In order to get rid of this follower, Su Han directly chose to walk from a small alley, where there were few people and almost no one passed by.

Seeing that there are few people here, Yun Ran knows that an opportunity is here.

“Good chance, I will pass him in a while, and then pretend to fall!” Yun Ran said to himself.

Speeding up, he surpassed Su Han at once.

After arriving in front of Su Han, Yun Ran stepped directly on a glass wine bottle.

then…

“Oh~”

puff.

Yun Ran fell down in the same falling posture.

Su Han was stunned to watch from behind.

fall down?

I can’t help you fix your bones. I have not been a Chinese medicine practitioner for many years!

Su Han silently bypassed her and continued to walk forward.

Seeing this, Yun Ran was immediately anxious, and hurriedly shouted: “Hey, student Su Han, I seem to have twisted my ankle, can you help others…”

Su Han paused and said, “My name is Gougan.”

Yun Ran: “???”

In the live broadcast room, the cultivators found this scene inexplicably funny.

“Xiao Ran Fairy is a bit more pure and pure, why doesn’t Su Zhinan have a cold with her at all?”

“What’s wrong with Su Zhinan?”

“Go straight to Su, use your bone-setting method!”

“Hey! You are still not a man?! A weak woman of mine twisted her ankle and won’t you help me?” Yun Ran shouted loudly.

Su Han was stunned, and then said: “Am I a man and don’t want to try it for you…”

After speaking, Su Han continued to walk forward, without any intention of trying to talk to Yun Ran.

Damn it.

My mother also said that when you come to help me, I will kiss you so that it happens…

Yun Ran was almost out of anger.

Seeing Su Han go further and further, Yun Ran was also anxious. She didn’t want to give him any chance like Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue.

It’s worth more than anything to win this genius!

Think of these.

Yun Ran stood up directly, then eyes reveal a bit of murderous intention and a bit of urge to sleep him, and rushed towards Su Han quickly.

“Hey, this is what you forced me, so I can only use the strong one!” Yun Ran yelled frantically in his heart.

Using a bit of Spirit Power, Yun Ran aimed directly at Su Han’s neck, prepared to stun him with a hand knife, and forcibly brought him to his home to sleep.

“Lie down for the old lady!”

The hand knife was about to fall.

Su Han stopped abruptly at this moment, his eyes gradually became serious…

“Lao Ting Ting is haunted by strangers!”

PS: Ah, I was completely disrupted, it was too difficult to write, ooooooo. Fifth, 10500 words were sent, and six had no ideas.