I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 69 Do you want to eat shit?

After the social death duo returned home.

The footage from the live broadcast room was transformed into Su Han again.

After all, the two of them are enough to die today, and the teachers and sisters who manage the camera in Sect can’t stand it anymore.

Just help them switch to Su Han.

After all, this guy is the culprit.

In the classroom, the smell has been purified by the air, and everyone has returned to normal school order.

It’s like today’s exam.

The two Fairy had no chance to participate, let alone use their means to peek at the answer.

The math test time for two classes passed quickly.

Eleven o’clock in the morning.

After finishing handing the papers, he returned to his seat and sat down. Beside him, Su Han was playing the game hard.

As a student who can be recommended, Su Han is given preferential treatment at school.

Even the principal always said to Su Han cheerfully every time he came to inspect, “Remember to bring headphones when playing games.”

Look, how considerate and caring!

“Penta kill!”

In a five kill, Su Han successfully won the enemy crystal and advanced to the king with 115 stars!

Symbol of invincibility!

“System, do you think I will be beaten?” After Su Han finished playing the game, his consciousness entered his mind and asked the system.

The system quickly gave the answer: [Yes! 】

Su Han: “???”

[Hilarious card + smelly perfume, this combination is discovered, it is very difficult to not be beaten by the host. 】

The systematic explanation is not merciful at all.

After all, Su Han was a bit too much today.

Um…

Not even that.

The perfume I gave is really fragrant.

It’s just that these two people used too much and directly sprayed out a large dose. It must not be a mobile septic tank?

Su Han can only say that he is innocent.

The hilarious card is just a whim, wanting to test how effective it is.

I didn’t expect to overdo it.

Lao Ban’s expression has indeed become ugly today.

After being happy, Su Han fell into deep contemplation and did so by himself…

Is it too much?

Um…

Doesn’t it count?

It’s simply inhumane!

Su Han wondered how to dispel old women’s hatred of own?

Um…

“Go back and use a hilarious card for Dad!”

Just when Su Han was in deep thought, the bell rang after class and it was time for dinner.

The dog egg pulled Su Han up and ran out of the classroom.

“Hurry up, there will be no more drumsticks later.” Goudan said anxiously.

The food in the cafeteria tastes very good.

And it’s also cheap.

Su Han broke away from the dog’s hand, and said helplessly: “I can walk by myself, what kind of tugging, like!”

The two people were walking and chatting.

However, on the way to the cafeteria, they heard chats from nearby people.

“Do you know that there were two beauties stealing food in the toilet today!”

“real or fake?”

“Really, I’m in the second grade of high school. I saw it with my own eyes. The smell, tusk, now I think about it.”

“You don’t know, our class Banhua vomited on the spot.”

“Wow!”

Seeing this scene, countless cultivators in the live broadcast room began their own ruthless taunts.

“Hahaha, some people are alive, but he is dead.”

“Some people are gone, but the legend of them eating shit is still spreading!”

“Lin Fairy: I’ll go, I’ll go, can’t I go?!”

“Hahaha, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu are completely dead. They are too ruthless. I didn’t expect it to be a bad smell. Fairy Lin and the others still feel it smells good.”

“Oh, I also doubt Lin Fairy’s tastes, what should I do, can I still save it?”

“It’s no help, buy a tomb first. The undersea cemetery is on sale. It’s cheaper. Now you only need 999 Spirit Stones. You will get a service for collecting corpses after death~”

Su Han and Gou Dan looked at each other, and then speeded up their pace tacitly.

Um…

Stop listening, listen again, Su Han feels that he is really going to be sapped.

Check it out.

This is the crematorium after the foul smell.

Su Han feels that it is better to go out less recently.

Otherwise, he couldn’t guarantee that Lin Qingyan and the others would attack themselves.

Hey.

The trouble of being a pretty boy.

[Host, dare you next time? 】

At this time, the voice of the system resounded in my mind.

Su Han shook his head frantically.

“Dare to go next time!”

system:”???”

Can you be a good individual?

Although I am a steel straight man system, I didn’t let you torture people so much. I just killed them.

Su Han said: I’m just a child!

I really never thought that the two of them would make such a big movement, obviously…

Forget it, the more you explain, the more troublesome it becomes.

After the two of them had eaten, they came to the school’s small woods and sat down on the stone bench.

This is a paradise for couples dating.

You never know how many couples are spitting in the grove.

And as a licking dog.

Dogdan’s favorite thing is that the woods peeked and spit after lunch.

Just as the two sat down, a couple of lovers chatted not far behind them.

Boy: “My dear, I think, I want to kiss you.”

Girl: “I don’t want it!”

The man said straightforwardly: “My only thought of living is to kiss you every day!”

Girl: “No, I don’t want it!”

However, girls are very proactive, and even if they want to refuse, they are more attractive to boys.

The boy kissed deeply.

The girl was still muttering: “Well… I don’t want to kiss…”

Seeing this scene, Gou Dan turned his head and said to Su Han, who looked calm, “Brother Han, did you see it?”

“People nowadays say no, that means wanting!”

Gougan thought he had another truth in life, and said to Su Han humbly.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators also echoed one after another.

“Students are abolished, so I’ll try with my junior sister!”

“Once, I also had a girlfriend. I said it was so late, so I just went to the inn to sleep. She said no, and then I naively sent her home. Later, she disappeared…”

“Sorry sorry!”

However, after Su Han heard what the dog said, a smile appeared on Jun Yi’s face, and he was a little bit ill-intentioned.

“Are you sure? Saying no is what you want?”

Gougan nodded frantically: “Yes, yes, haven’t you seen the state of the young couple behind?”

Su Han gave a ‘Oh’, and then said, “Is it because someone asks you if you want, and your answer is also necessary?”

Don’t just mean it?

Oh, that means people like you with a little abnormal brain circuit can think of it!

“Yes, that’s right!” Goudan answered confidently.

“Ha ha!”

Su Han smiled disdainfully, glanced at the dog egg, and then asked, “Then you want to eat shit?”

Studio:”???”

Dog egg: “???”

Damn it, does this have the same meaning as what I said? !