I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 67 Did these two girls eat durian and cook shit?

The air was silent for a moment.

But then, deafening laughter resounded in the corridor.

“Ha ha ha ha.”

“Teacher, if you can speak, can’t you say more?”

“Old Ban is as strong as ever. If you don’t speak, you have to kneel down for him.”

“Excuse me, did you go to the toilet to steal food?”

“Hahaha, don’t talk about it, Classmate Lin and Classmate Liu are about to cry.”

All the students laughed forward and backward.

If Su Han didn’t have absolute calmness skills, he would have to laugh with him now.

There is one saying that if the old class does not speak, it is still very serious. Once he speaks, it is definitely a divine sentence.

Didn’t you see the dog eggs around you almost laughed so hard?

Forgive my egg brother for a low smile.

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were also blushing. They lowered their heads and looked at the shoes. They almost dig out two rooms and one living room with their toes.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators are the same.

“Awesome!”

“Stop talking, Lin Fairy is about to cry, so distressed! Puff…”

“Yiu Fairy has no face to meet people.”

“Laughing to death, there is joy everywhere in the world, as if anyone around Su Zhinan is funny.”

They who have never seen a scene of social death, finally saw it today.

What is social death?

This is called social death!

The two cultivators of the Divine Hidden Realm were stunned by a group of mortals.

“Teacher, I, I don’t!” Lin Qingyan’s pale face recovered a little rosy, and quickly explained.

The bald old Ban looked suspicious of life: “Yes, you don’t.”

Lin Fairy breathed a sigh of relief when he heard these words.

However, the next words of Old Ban almost didn’t make her vomit blood.

“But which sewer did you eat? It stinks to death, how can you stand it!”

Lin Qingyan: “???????”

“I, I really don’t!”

I’m in a hurry, Lin Fairy is in a hurry.

Seeing this scene, Su Han suddenly thought.

Um…

“I seem to have five hilarious cards, right?”

He glanced around, then glanced at the two old women standing in the center receiving the attention of the crowd.

Su Han had a bold idea in his mind.

“The system uses the hilarious card on Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue.”

【Hilarious Card*2 successfully used! 】

After the hilarious card is used.

There is no obvious change between the two people, but as long as the two want to talk, they can’t help but laugh.

The old class stepped back again and again, and then said with a look of disgust: “You two, or don’t come to school today, first clean up the smell on you.”

I’m afraid I’m afraid.

If you don’t let these two people leave, I’m afraid that the classroom will not be peaceful today.

Didn’t you see that the students in the two classes next door poked their heads out?

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were extremely tired.

This is so special.

Damn dog man!

“Okay…hahahahaha.” Before the words were finished, Lin Fairy began to laugh inexplicably.

? ? ?

Everyone was confused.

What’s so special about you, why are you so happy when you are on vacation?

Is it possible that you deliberately ate so much for the holiday?

At this moment, Lao Ban was the most dumbfounded, that face gradually changed from stunned to gloomy.

Liu Lingyue also realized that something was wrong.

Asked in a low voice: “Qingyan, what are you laughing at?”

However, before she finished speaking, Liu Lingyue also started to laugh, “hahahahaha.”

At this time, everyone was even more confused.

What do you two mean?

At this time, Goudan asked aloud in confusion: “Student Lin, what are you laughing at?”

“I don’t know why I laugh, hahahaha.”

Suddenly, the students exploded.

“Fuck it, no, no, no, really went to the toilet to steal food, right?”

“It’s so scary, it’s so scary!”

“Thriller, a high school student ran to the toilet to eat shit for not going to class, and the whole room was roaring with laughter!”

“Stop Viagra, I will report to the Shock Department tomorrow.”

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were extremely anxious when they heard the conversation of the classmates.

Lin Qingyan quickly explained: “I don’t have one, I really don’t!”

“Puff, hahahaha!”

As soon as she finished speaking, she laughed again.

This laugh directly ignited everyone’s laughter.

The entire high school grade one classmates laughed in the hallway.

As we all know, laughter is contagious.

“Hahaha.”

“Ouch, I can’t do it anymore.”

At this moment, the hearts of Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were collapsed. Not only did they die in the club, but they also died in the live broadcast of “The World Is Not Worth”.

If you let them know, the number of viewers at the moment has exceeded 2.5 billion…

Gee.

Seeing that the two of them were still laughing, the bald old class became angry and shouted directly: “You two will go home for me!”

Can’t bear it!

Dare to laugh!

Lin Liu Fairy quickly responded: “Yes…hahaha!”

Old class: “???”

How dare you laugh? !

Now, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu dared not talk anymore, hurriedly ran back to the classroom to pick up their own schoolbag, and then walked to the top of the stairs.

When passing in front of the classmates, everyone couldn’t help but retching.

“Digging grooves, this is really smelly!”

“vomit!”

Hearing these voices, Lin Fairy was completely gone.

It’s over.

I do not have anymore.

That proud heart suddenly shattered, full of cracks, and almost turned into scum.

The wind at the moment happened to be blowing from the corridor to the class.

Whenever they pass by a classroom, there will be a gust of wind blowing this ‘scent’ into the classroom.

“vomit!”

“What’s the smell?!”

“It smells so bad, it seems to be the smell of those two beauties just now!”

After passing three classrooms in a row, all the classrooms in the row near the corridor couldn’t help but vomit and retched.

These voices were mixed together, directly giving Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy a knife in their hearts.

Wow.

Heartbroken.

Countless emotions are intertwined, and finally formed a social death.

And the curse vocabulary emerged from the depths of my mind, and finally formed a sentence…

Dog man, you are a real dog! ! !

The two jogged all the way to leave the campus, and even when they passed the guard, they didn’t even need to register. The guard was fainted by their smell.

Even before fainting, the uncle doorman still had this sentence in his mind:

“Did these two girls eat durian and boil their shit?”

At this moment, the two Fairy’s moods are very bad.

In order to cover up their own appearance, the two came to a drugstore to buy masks.

only…

Before leaving, the two of them were asked by the pharmacist who was about to faint in the drugstore: “Girl, your body odor is a bit…it has billions of flavors.”

“vomit!”

At this moment, the two Fairy only felt that the whole world had become black and white.

The two fairies wore masks, looked up at the sky, and shouted desperately: “Su Han, you dog man!!!”

After shouting, a passing young man saw the back of these two beauties. He just wanted to ask for prestige, but he was vomiting with a stinking smell.

“Wow!”

Lin Fairy: “!!!”

Liu Fairy: “((???|||)) ”