I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 56 An ugly song for the two of them

Su Han was shocked.

He never thought that Dad would click such a ferocious song.

Swordsman!

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue are dumbfounded, but are there such songs?

Mother Su Han and her girlfriends group also looked at me, I looked at you, and then looked at Mother Su Han. One of the younger women asked, “Sister Qing, has your husband been like this all the time?”

“No, I just drank two glasses of horse urine.” Mother Su Han sneered blankly.

That’s why she didn’t drink to Father Su Han.

Every time I drink too much, I will come up and do some incredible things.

Su Han did not hesitate, and directly satisfied his father.

Killing a pig knife!

Soon, the accompaniment sounded.

The sound of the box shook the audience, and everyone’s ears were stunned.

Su Long was very powerful, and started to sway with the accompaniment, his small steps chopped on the floor, and his fingers pointed at the ceiling.

Looks pretty handsome.

only…

Su Han only finds it inexplicable and funny.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy are also at a loss.

“A knife, a knife, a knife, what kind of knife is that!”

Suddenly, a huge voice came, it was the yelling of the old man.

“A knife, a knife, a knife, a pig-killing knife!”

The rhythm is superb, the old man is reveling.

Hold the microphone and sing there with your head down.

This powerful volume made Su Han silently like his father in his heart.

Bullfrog bullfrog.

Dad, you really belong to you!

This pig-killing knife completely changed Su Han’s view of his father.

That’s awesome.

The voice is really steady!

“One knife, one knife and one knife makes you old!” The old man vented presumptuously into the microphone.

The voice has a feeling of tears.

It’s really strange.

“My youth bird has flown away!”

hiss!

Su Han took a deep breath.

There are a total of twelve people in the entire box, except for Su Long who is singing, there are eleven faces left, all of them stunned.

Where is your young, woolly bird? !

However, the following lyrics left countless people faceless.

“A knife, a knife, a knife, what kind of knife is that?”

“A knife, a knife, a knife, a pig-killing knife!”

“Cut off the grass by the Qingqing River with one knife.”

“There is only one chrysanthemum swaying in the wind.”

“Years are a pig-killing knife.”

“Black fungus, purple grapes, soft bananas, the ripening of the melons is a race against time…”

The old man was singing hard, and his emotions came out spontaneously. Under the stimulation of alcohol, the voice was louder and louder, and it was still very steady!

When Su Han heard the lyrics behind this, his whole body was almost lost.

What kind of tiger and wolf lyrics are these!

What black fungus.

What a purple grape.

What kind of banana is fragrant again? !

What a tiger and wolf is this!

I have no ears to listen to!

Hearing these words, the best friends of Su Han’s mother blushed all at once.

Old and dishonest!

This is everyone’s evaluation of Su Long.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy were completely messy on the spot.

Damn it.

Father Su Han is too hardcore.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators were already excited, boiled, and laughed.

“Hahaha, Father Su is still that old man!”

“Even with so many people present, Father Su still doesn’t panic and suppresses the audience with a pig-killing knife!”

“Father Su, you really are yyds!”

“I just want to ask, what does the lyrics behind this mean, Mengxin doesn’t understand!”

“Upstairs, I’ve seen your homepage, all of them are videos of the dancing of the female disciples of the Hundred Flowers Sect!”

“Grass, revealing its nature!”

The live broadcast rooms are all old drivers, and you can hear what these tiger-wolf words mean.

It is almost impossible to look directly at it.

Father Su is still that old Su, powerful enough to suffocate.

Every operation can be unexpected.

Su Long’s slaying pig knife was so long that it was outrageous. After listening to this song, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue felt like a century had passed.

Until the end of the song.

Su Han went up and took down the microphone in Father Su’s hand.

Don’t let the old man go crazy anymore.

“Let me have another sad Pacific song!” Father Su refused, he hadn’t sung yet.

A bottle of wine was poured again.

Su Han saw that there were already six or seven bottles of wine next to his father.

Good guys!

Su Han took the old man and shouted: “Daddy has done it well. If you show up again, no one dares to speak anymore.”

The show tonight is you.

Dad!

Hearing this, the old man recovered a bit, muttering some words that Su Han didn’t understand, and then he threw it on the sofa with Su Han’s support.

The people in my mother’s best friend group were shocked to take back their gazes from Su Long.

“Sister Qing, your husband can’t drink more of this wine.”

“It’s all like this. If you drink more, you won’t be crazy.”

Mother Su Han nodded blankly: “Don’t worry, there won’t be another next time!”

Go back and castrate this old thing!

The father’s pig-killing knife special session ended, and the old man’s voice was missing in the box, and it was finally a lot cleaner.

A group of women took turns to sing, and all kinds of old songs appeared on the stage.

Lin Qingyan glanced at Su Han who was playing the game, and suddenly said, “Brother Han, or you should sing a song too.”

Yes!

The sound of Su Han playing games is really charming.

After hearing Lin Qingyan’s suggestion, even in the live broadcast of the cultivator, many female cultivators appeared.

“Yes, yes, Su Nan, please sing a song to moisturize my ears.”

“Director Su, hurry up and warm me with your voice!”

“I watched the live broadcast that day and heard Su Zhinan’s magnetic voice when he was playing games. I was really intoxicated. It was so nice.”

Su Han’s girlfriends group also smiled after hearing it, “Xiao Han, let’s have a song too.”

Su Han, who had just finished the game, immediately refused to say: “I haven’t sung a song before.”

How can he do this.

Even if it was wine, he rarely drank it.

Not to mention singing.

Didn’t you see the old man’s pig-killing knife? I’m really not afraid that I will come too?

Seeing my best friends are interested in listening to their son singing, as the head of the family, my mother immediately said: “Xiaohan, you can sing a song casually.”

“Okay, okay.” Su Han sighed.

Actually, I really don’t want to sing.

soon.

In anticipation of everyone, Su Han came to the jukebox and began to input the song he wanted to sing.

Thought for a while.

Su Han finally chose a good song.

Picking up the microphone, Su Han coughed, and then a voice that was so magnetic that surprised and obsessed any woman came out through the speaker.

“Then, I’ll sing a song for two new friends, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue.”

Um?

This sentence immediately moved Liu Lingyue and Lin Qingyan’s hearts.

Do dog men know to please us?

Even Su Han’s mother was surprised, and said to her heart: Is this kid’s head open? Do you still know how to dedicate songs to girls?

Su Han clicks to play.

Then, a familiar accompaniment rang.

Su Han’s voice followed:

“An ugly song, give it to them!”