I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 45 A single dog sells kidney-tonifying things to “professionals”

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy were puzzled when they heard this.

Obviously you are a single dog, so why do you sell kidney resources?

Really think this is still the era when train stations sell Dali pills? !

Jie Zai was stunned, then weakly said: “Really? Han brother, are you selling kidney treasure tablets, right?”

Those eyes that looked hollow and a little innocent were full of doubts.

Of course, Su Han is well-known in the whole school, and, as a super god-level academic master, naturally he will not fake it to sell his own Dali pills.

Although I doubt the authenticity.

But Jiezi chose to believe him.

After all, Jiezi…

It’s really gone! ! !

Su Han looked at him quietly and smiled without saying a word.

Then he whispered: “Jiezi, don’t worry, don’t you know my credibility?!”

“This medicine is guaranteed to be effective as soon as you take it!”

Although Su Han has never taken it, he still knows how fierce his own medicine is, and how to say it is produced by the system, it can’t be too bad!

It can cure kidney deficiency for ten thousand years!

It’s just suitable for kids with kidney deficiency like Jie Zai.

As a basketball teenager, Jie Zai succeeded in capturing the hearts of many girls with a perfect dunk.

Of course, it’s not that kind of scumbag.

Jiezi is a particular person.

People pay attention to your love and my wishes. You need my money and I need your body, so I can’t suffer.

So Jie Zai has become a frequent visitor to places like the old station and alleys.

Just because I was drunk, a shot came, and then it was out of control.

Um…

Incidentally, he gave himself away.

I have been worrying about my hollowed-out body all day.

The family conditions of Jiezi are very good. Dad has opened a few factories, and my mother is in a trading business, so he has a family of billionaires.

No shortage of money!

Su Han squinted his eyes and whispered, “Use first, pay later!”

“Does it really work?”

Jie Zai was full of doubts.

But, I don’t know why, I still have a little expectation!

After taking a sneak peek at the neighborhood, Su Han carefully took out a stoppered test tube from his schoolbag, which was filled with dark green water.

This is what Su Han secretly cut off his own two kidney tonifying pills and diluted them out.

In other words, they are all things for cultivating immortals. If they were taken by ordinary people in their entirety, they would definitely burst their blood vessels.

So, Su Han was very careful when testing.

When he was at home, he experimented with his own tortoise.

result…

It was just a drop of water, and Su Han was directly shocked when the tortoise’s stuff came out.

He was watching how the medicine worked.

Su Han was shocked when he watched the male tortoise madly outputting another tortoise.

“Hey, treat kidney deficiency for ten thousand years!” Su Han said to Jiezi confidently.

Looking at the reagent in front of him, even though Jiezai was puzzled, he still took it: “Really useful?”

Su Han nodded: “It’s useful! Invalid refund, one protects you Ye Yushi…cough cough, restore the male glory!”

“One 10,000 yuan!”

Su Han squinted his eyes and quoted a price darkly.

Um…

It’s painful to kill Jiezai. He also has 15 thousand pocket money a month. How can he be worthy of himself if he doesn’t kill him? !

“Hi…so expensive!” Jie Tsai took a deep breath.

Su Han waved his hand indifferently: “Hey, it is expensive, the effect is guaranteed to be immediate, and the leverage!”

“Remember, go back and use it again, just give me the money tomorrow.”

After speaking, Su Han left.

Su Han is very confident, and Jie Zai will definitely use it!

Because…

You won’t understand the troubles of the child with kidney deficiency!

on the other side.

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were in turmoil. After listening to Su Han’s words, they only felt whether this dog man had a serious illness.

It’s meowing, it’s so mysterious.

It’s like a Fantasy novel.

Hmm… It seems that he who cultivates immortality is also very mysterious in front of science…

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators almost laughed at this funny scene.

“A single dog sells kidney-tonifying things to professionals.”

“What is this called? This is called a profession. Profession fools people for ten thousand years!”

“Hahaha, I just want to know whether Jiezi will give or not give this ten thousand yuan.”

“Su Zhinan ruined own integrity.”

In the live broadcast room, for Su Han’s operation like a stick, some felt funny, some felt wrong, after all, it was wrong to cheat people!

Lin Qingyan also felt speechless.

At this moment, they couldn’t understand Su Han again, what kind of person this dog man was.

How to clean up these magical things.

And…the important thing is that others believe it!

How much ‘prestige’ does he have in school!

Two people look at me and I look at you, and then they both silently spoke in a tacit understanding.

But thinking hard.

What attitude should they have towards Su Han?

After all, this guy is so indifferent every time, it’s hard to figure it out.

Morning reading.

Jiezai, who was sitting at the end of the fourth row, was full of disbelief at what Su Han said.

Is a bottle of potion really so magical?

My own kidney deficiency is not a day or two. I have sharpened Qilin’s arms since junior high school, and now I often go to small alleys, and I don’t know how to treat it.

Two minutes at a time, this has already made Jie Zai very ashamed.

Can’t wait to get cured.

“Brother Han is so godly, is it really effective?” Jie Zai didn’t want to read it early, and could only look at the green potion tightly held in his hand.

I was very hesitant.

In the end, should I believe Brother Han?

“Or, taste a little bit first?” Jie Zai struggled inwardly.

Then…

If you decide, just taste a little bit and see how it works.

Just do it.

Jiezai held the book on the desk, holding the test tube in one hand and pulling out the cork with the other.

The moment the cork was just pulled out.

A faint herbal fragrance wafted from the test tube.

Jiezi sniffed.

Um? ?

It’s kind of fragrant.

and many more…

The next moment, Jie Zai suddenly found out that his weak and disagreeable kidney was a little bit vigorous? !

Damn it? !

“No way, no way, the effect is so good? Just smelling it has such an obvious effect?!” Jie Zai was shocked.

The effect of this medicine is a bit too scary.

I just smell it, how can it be effective? !

“Sure enough, Brother Xinhan, you will live forever!” Jiezi no longer doubted Su Han.

It’s decided, I’ll try it when I go back tonight!

Regain the self-esteem of a man!

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue were even more shocked than Jie Zai’s strange thoughts.

“Fuck, why does it smell like a first-order Medicine Pill?!”

The moment Jie Zi pulled out the cork, the scent that floated out was caught by the two in advance.

As a cultivator.

The two are very sensitive to the taste of Medicine Pill. Although the taste is not as strong as the first-order Medicine Pill, the taste is obviously the first-order Medicine Pill!

The two quickly locked the taste direction, and then they saw Jiezi’s small movements.

Suddenly, the two people were shocked.

“Dog man, an ordinary person, can make a potion comparable to Medicine Pill?!”