I! The Salted Fish Law God Was Eavesdropped On By Master Loli

"Teacher, don't die! It's Master's fault. Master accidentally broke the console. You must not be in trouble!"

[Tsk tsk, sure enough, the idiot master is so easy to deceive, it’s worth it for me to smear so much blood on my clothes! 】

[Master's IQ is estimated to be here, so what conditions should I put forward? In this case, Master Loli should agree to any conditions, right? 】

[Bumping the back and rubbing the feet and shoulders? Or two weeks of salted fish? Or...Hey, Lynn, you really are an LSP, how dare you even think about the requirement of knocking down the master? 】

The voice came.

Nanako's expression immediately stiffened in place.

"..."

"..."

Lynn finally opened his eyes weakly, reached out a trembling hand, and grabbed Nanako's sleeve precariously.

Chapped lips, like a patient who is about to take his last breath, weakly said:

"Master, I... am I still alive..."

The voice was so trembling.

As if with an unparalleled nostalgia for life! !

With an incomparable thirst for survival! !

【made! awesome! Lynn, your acting skills are invincible! 】

[You are so good, does your mother know? ! 】

【You can almost go to the movies, okay! (?＞︶＜)?】

Nanako stared blankly at Tuer's haggard and dying appearance in his arms, and listened to the narcissistic voice of Tuer in his mind.

so……

This guy……

Obviously nothing happened! !

Nanako was going crazy.

If it wasn't for her being able to hear her heart, she would have really been deceived by his acting skills!

If it is really weak and is about to die, how can there be so many narcissistic psychological activities in my heart!

Moreover, he was still thinking about how to pretend to be miserable and ask his master for such a thing...

Damn! !

"That's right! You're still alive!" Nanako gritted his teeth frantically, resisting the urge to kill him.

"And live well!"

Lynn squeezed her head weakly into Nanako's arms, grabbed her hand wistfully, and murmured:

"Is that so... That's great, Master, as long as he is still alive, the disciple can continue to be by Master's side..."

"Teacher really doesn't want to leave you at all..."

The emotion in the voice is so sincere.

Those who listened were all in tears.

Even Nanako, who could hear his voice, was almost moved by this sentence.

【Alas! My power is on the rise! To be able to say such disgusting words without blushing and heartbeat, without feeling embarrassed! 】

【I am too strong! 】

[Although Master is a century-old loli, he is still a loli after all. Hearing that his disciple is so affectionate, he should be moved to cry, right? 】

[Hehehehe - It seems that this favorability level is going to grow upwards! 】

Nanako: "???"

"..."

"..."

so……

Why do you want me to hear your voice! !

Nanako frantically grabbed both of his ponytails.

Can you impress me a little bit? ! Why do you have to think about some messy things every time to ruin the atmosphere!

And a hundred years of loli or something...

Don't call it such a messy nickname!

The corners of Nanako's eyes twitched wildly, gritted his teeth and said:

"Since you still have the strength to speak, it shouldn't be a big problem, but Master is really curious, why didn't you kill your disciple with so many demons and beasts?"

Lynn lay in Nanako's arms in a loss, weakly said:

"Because... the apprentice is really too weak, they don't look down on the apprentice, and soon a conflict broke out between them, patronizing the melee, which made the apprentice lucky to save a life..."

【of course not! 】

[I wiped the blood, I pinched the wound, and the fight between them was also at my instigation~~]

[You don't even have a king-rank monster, you want to hurt me? This is just a joke, there is no one who can fight at all. 】

[Of course, Master Loli is so stupid, he must not see it. After all, the body is small, and the brain capacity will not be too big~]

[By the way, if Master hears my thoughts, she will definitely be very angry, (~￣▽￣)~ Hahahaha! 】

Nanako: "???!"

Close your eyes and take a deep breath.

Try to think about other things.

Don't pay attention to the voice of the disciple...

but……

Convex (Fuck Duck)

But I can't help but want to hit him!

This bastard!

Nanako turned his head, tried his best to calm down, and then looked at the high-level terrifying beasts one after another in the depths of the proving ground.

And after seeing those monsters at such a close distance, even her heart palpitated.

If you try to forget your disciple's honeyed narcissism...

Being able to easily subdue so many high-level monsters is enough to show his strength.

If you really follow your own assumptions...

This dog of my own may be stronger than their seven deacons combined!

but……

The veins on her temples throbbed wildly.

This kind of bad character really makes people have to be angry! !

...

Soon, those high-level monsters were subdued and imprisoned by the magician brought by Nanako.

A magician came over and said seriously:

"Report Deacon Nanako, all the monsters have been subdued,"

"We've asked a few demons, and it's exactly as your apprentice said. There was indeed a conflict between them, so they fought each other, and they didn't have time to care about your apprentice. Your apprentice is indeed very lucky!"

[Hehe, of course, the strength is here, who dares to talk nonsense, isn't it obvious? 】

[And to be on the safe side, I also applied the mute technique to them, so naturally I can't spit out a word of what they shouldn't say! 】

She glanced at the incomparably weak and coughing disciple in her arms, and listened to his arrogant voice.

Nanako clenched his fists tightly and said, "I see! Come on down!"

The magician looked at Lynn sympathetically, and then whispered:

"Lord Nanako, your disciple is so seriously injured, do you want us to send us to the church to recuperate first? A very good pastor has just arrived. If you ask her to help, she should recover quickly!"

Lynn's eyes suddenly lit up.

But under Nanako's momentary gaze, Lynn became weak and powerless again.

He said sadly: "That...of course it's excellent...After recovering quickly, I still have a lot to learn from Master, I want to become a powerful magician like Master...I have to work harder... "

With such sincere and moving words, the magician instantly burst into tears.

He wiped the moisture from his eyes and said, "Lord Nanako, it's really a wonderful thing to have such a disciple who likes to study and make progress every day!"

The surrounding magicians nodded.

Looking at the tears of the mage around him, Nanako, who knew the truth, was about to faint.

She resisted her own explosion, took a deep breath, and gritted her teeth:

"Yeah, I also think it's a great thing. Since that's the case, after recovering, you should practice for 23 hours a day, and take an hour to sleep and eat. The disciple should also be happy to accept it!"

Lynn's expression instantly froze in place.

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