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After making the bet agreement, the host said: Well, the result of your bet will have to wait until the end of the war, but it is obviously not enough time for our program. The studio time we applied for is four hours, and at least it must be recorded. Only with two hours of material can we edit a 40-minute program...

Mikako was shocked: Does it take so long to record? I thought variety shows were filmed as long as they aired.

We're pretty good. It usually takes a whole morning of recording for that kind of comedy variety show to have enough jokes to cut out one episode.

Mikako raised her eyebrows: Wow, thank you for your hard work.

It's not hard. Rather than this, Mikako would like you to continue discussing with Professor Qianjiang and let us capture at least two hours of material.

Mikako nodded: Oh, okay, come on.

Kazuma complained in his heart: Come on, what the hell is this? Why don't you do kendo on the side?

Chie Kazuo obviously regrets that he impulsively agreed to such a childish bet. The moment Associate Professor Tangtang agreed to bet his nose to eat noodles, he already lost, right? Even if he won the bet later, Mikako would eat noodles with her nose on TV. , his Qianjiang Yinan's reputation is also experiencing negative growth.

On the other hand, Mikako, even if the beautiful girl eats noodles with her nose, many people will be willing to watch her, and they will think she is an interesting woman.

Now Chie Kazuo saw Mikako's arrogant look and said Come on, and his fighting spirit suddenly became high - let's offset the loss of face in the bet with the side stories in the next debate!

He lowered his head and started flipping through the information in front of him - he had never read this information before, probably to compete with Mikako, but now he didn't care about it at all.

Argentina's chances of winning are not only due to the distance between the Falkland Islands and the mainland, but also its technical weapons. They are equipped with French Mirage fighters, which are new fighters of the same generation as the British Navy and Air Force. In addition, they also have other aircraft from the same country. France’s Super Etendard aircraft and Exocet air-launched anti-ship missiles.”

Mikako slapped the table: Although the Mirage is good, there is not much time left to fly over the Falkland Islands, and Argentina does not have enough tankers. The Flying Fish is a threat, but only part of this order has been delivered. The French will Give the follow-up delivery to the stuck one!”

Honami said to Kazuma in the audience: Isn't this what you said when you were chatting? She actually remembered it.

Are you surprised? I'm surprised too. Kazuma responded, The mystery that has been plaguing our dojo, how Mikako got into Sophia University, is probably about to be solved.

Chie Kazuo on the scene slapped the table: How is it possible? If you have a little common sense of international relations, you will know that Britain and France are feuds. In order to embarrass the British, the French will speed up the delivery of Feiyu!

How is it possible? If you have some common sense in international relations, you will know that France also has a large number of French islands left over from the colonial era. If Argentina succeeds in acquiring the Falkland Islands from the United Kingdom, the French islands will also become coveted by neighboring countries. ! Mikako responded tit-for-tat and slapped the table twice.

Qianjiang was so angry that he slapped the table three times: You take it for granted!

Mikako was about to continue slapping the table, but suddenly she stopped and glanced at Kazuma.

Kazuma felt that the situation was not good at that time, maybe Mikako suddenly remembered some international anecdote he had said.

The next moment, Mikako took off her high heels, knocked on the table and said loudly: This is not a matter of course! There is a logical relationship! If you can refute it, just show the logic. If you don't throw out arguments and logic, you will be criticized. You are short of words. Right?

Honami: Have you told Mikako anecdotes about Khrushchev?

I told you. Kazuma put his hand on his forehead, Be careful when blowing water in front of her in the future, she will remember it.

Tamamo: This is not as simple as memorizing, this is applying.

While Kazuma and the others were chatting, host Onodera came out to maintain order hurriedly: Um, Miss Fujii, please put away your high heels. We are discussing international relations...

You can knock on leather shoes during a meeting at the United Nations, but you can't do it here? Mikako asked, Is your program more related to international relations than a meeting at the United Nations? Can you send blue helmets to vote here?

Um, well, we can't send blue helmets, but Ms. Fujii, you don't rule the Soviet Union. Onodera is worthy of being a strong person who can serve as the host of Sun Yao's popular program, and his response is very fast.

Mikako immediately counterattacked: But my hometown grows a lot of corn!

Uh, um... Chaoyue TV's ace host was defeated!

At this time, Chie Kazuo said: In this case, I won't slap the table anymore. Miss Fujii, just put away your shoes.

It's settled, no banging on the table. Mikako said and bent down to put on her shoes.

When she was putting on her shoes, her breasts were all touching the table.

Mikako was wearing professional attire today and was tightly wrapped, but it was still obvious that she was a real person.

Kazuma was a little worried that Mikako would pop another button.

The buttons of the clothes she is wearing now are specially reinforced.

Kazuma originally wanted her upper body to stop being so tight, but failed.

Because of Mikako's size, if you want the entire suit jacket to not collapse, you have to tighten it. It doesn't look good if you relax it at all.

After Mikako regained her seat, the debate resumed.

Listening to Kazuma in the audience, he felt like he was on a roller coaster.

Mikako is the type who will bite the bait if the opponent throws it, so she was led into the ditch by Chie Kazuo.

But as long as Mikako thinks of what he said when he was chatting with Yama, he will immediately repeat it again. However, Kazuma's recent chat in front of her is basically about the international situation, so it often has something to do with the topic. So Mikako, who had gone astray, returned to the original topic.

The traps that Associate Professor Qianjiang carefully constructed fell short time and time again.

It feels like Mikako is like a heavy tank that accidentally entered a maze. When it saw the wall, it hit the wall and it was over. Then it walked in a straight line and broke the maze.

After a series of fights, Mikako actually had the upper hand.

This show has an audience voting session, where after the two guests have argued, the audience will vote to show which side they support more.

At the final vote this time, Mikako actually led by a big margin.

Mikako: Okay! Thank you everyone for supporting me.

Qianjiang Kazuo's face turned green when he looked at the support rate displayed on the screen.

At this time, host Onodera stood up and made a gesture to the field staff.

Only then did Kazuma notice that the cameraman had been instructed to stop recording.

Onodera came to the edge of the stage and said to the audience: Everyone, the purpose of our program is not to conduct qualitative analysis. Your one-sided results look like our program confirms Ms. Fujii's conclusion.

At this time, someone in the audience shouted: What's the matter? At worst, Ms. Fujii is wrong, let's eat noodles together!

Suddenly the audience burst into laughter.

Host Onodera also laughed, and after laughing, he said: How about this, using the middle aisle as the boundary, those sitting next to associate professor Kazuo Chie will vote for him, and those sitting next to Ms. Mikako Fujii will vote for her, okay?

Before most people could answer, Kazuma spoke first: No! We have to support the beautiful girl!

The guy who just said Let's eat noodles together followed suit and shouted: Yes! We want to support beautiful girls!

Onodera smiled and said, Okay, let's vote again anyway.

After speaking, he nodded to the attendant, turned back to the podium and sat down.

At this time, the expression on Chie Kazuo's face had returned to its original state and he looked very calm. He even made eye contact with Onodera for a moment.

The steward came out with the clapper board: Aikesh!

After the snap, Onodera said: What a wonderful debate, but due to time constraints, we can only stop here today. Next is the audience voting session. Audiences, please pick up the voting machine in your hands and start when I say ——It’s useless to press the button now. When I say start, you can vote for whoever you want to support!

ready, go!

The music started, the kind of urgent drum beats often used when circuses perform difficult movements. As the drum beats gradually became louder, the number of votes displayed on the screen on the stage also gradually increased!

With the sound of the final gong, the voting data and bar charts were frozen.

Mikako Fujii got several more votes.

Chie Kazuo, who was originally the old god, showed an expression of disbelief when he saw this result. He asked Onodera: What's going on?

Associate Professor Qianjiang, don't be so angry. We are a fair program. Onodera spread his hands, Although your performance is very good, it is still slightly inferior to Miss Fujii. This result is normal.

Chie Kazuo shouted: This is different from what was promised! If you do this, I will not introduce guests to your program in the future!

Well, the guests on our program are very diverse. Many professors from famous universities such as the University of Tokyo, Meiji University, and Hosei University have appeared on our program. Onodera smiled at Chie Kazuo.

The corners of Qianjiang Kazuo's mouth twitched: This is what you said!

Don't be angry, originally we wanted you to win, but if we still vote for your performance, it will be our program team that will make the headlines on the entertainment page tomorrow. Onodera spread his hands, the producer said, As an apology to you, we will pay attention to the war situation in the next two weeks and invite you to come on the show to make real-time comments.

Chie Kazuo was silent for a few seconds before leaning back on the chair.

It seems he accepted the quid pro quo.

Then this program ends here. It will end after recording the last remarks. Onodera signaled to the venue manager, who then took the slate and came back to the stage.

**

Kazuma and his entourage came out of the TV station, Honami cooked a good meal, and then went home.

As soon as she got home, Mikako turned on the TV and started watching the news.

The news was showing scenes of burning fires, and the announcer was reporting: Just now, the British Air Force air raided a military airport near the Argentine capital. It is reported that the British bombers underwent multiple aerial refuelings during this operation. The Argentine Air Force has so far Not a single bomber has been shot down so far.”

Mikako slapped the TV repeatedly: Good job, spread the sauce!

Her posture was as if the television were Thatcher's shoulders.

The TV screen was filmed by Mikako, causing the screen to scroll - TV sets in this era have this problem. If the signal is not good, the screen will scroll and become distorted, and the same will happen if there is an external force hitting it.

When the picture stabilized again, the news broadcast changed to Thatcher watching the departure of the Royal Navy fleet from the military port.

Mikako shouted in English: Go, Her Majesty the Queen requires the Royal Navy to fulfill its duties!

Honami looked at Mikako who was interacting closely with the TV and sighed: Looking at this scene, I even had the illusion that the TV was alive and interacting with Mikako.

Kazuma: We're all used to it.

**

That night, this episode of Sun Yao Daily Commentary was broadcast on time.

We watched this masterpiece of a show together in the living room with Ma and his friends.

The program team did fulfill their promise and did not splice Mikako's words, but they also did not delete the part where Mikako pretended to be crazy and acting stupid.

The scene where Mikako bangs her shoe on the table and then says, My hometown grows a lot of corn is completely preserved.

Chie Kazuo went even further. The program team did cut out many inappropriate remarks made by Professor Chie Kazuo, but added many scenes of Professor Chie Kazuo being dumbfounded and dumbfounded.

During the recording of the program, Kazuma felt off the court that Mikako was slightly better. After the program was edited, it looked like Mikako had won a big victory.

The most annoying thing is that the program team re-recorded a lot of scenes of host Onodera. During the debate, Onodera was obviously helping Qianjiang to deflect. When the program was broadcast, there were inexplicably a lot of scenes of Onodera agreeing with Mikako's speech.

Kazuma swore that he had never seen such a scene in the studio.

The program ushered in the final vote amidst laughter and laughter.

As a result, the program team used the footage from the first voting.

Mikako's overwhelming victory.

What was cut after this scene was Associate Professor Qianjiang’s reflection on the results of the second vote.

He asked angrily: What's going on?

Associate Professor Qianjiang, don't be so angry. We are a fair program. Onodera spread his hands, Although your performance is very good, it is still slightly inferior to Miss Fujii. This result is normal.

He Ma is convinced. It seems that the basic principles of recording should be included in the compulsory courses for modern people.

Later, Associate Professor Qianjiang threatened not to introduce the guests to the stage, but kept it as it was. Then the program team didn't know where to cut a close-up of Mikako yawning.

After the feature, host Onodera consoled Associate Professor Qianjiang and said that he would be invited as a guest to comment on the plot of the Falkland Islands naval battle in subsequent programs, and there was basically no deletion.

Finally, the program ended after the host read the promotional speech from the sponsor’s father.

Mikako turned to look at Kazuma: Why do you feel that the program I participated in is not the same program as the one actually broadcast?

Don't worry, it's the same show. We didn't run into the wrong world line. Kazuma reassured.

Mikako shrugged, and then suddenly grinned: I want to know what Chie Kazuo's expression is now.

**

Chie Kazuo was yelling into the phone receiver: Asshole! What do you mean by cutting it like this?

The producer over there, Gong Xiaolu, responded in a humble tone: Don't be angry. We were originally going to edit the cut to favor you, but look, didn't we hear at noon today that the British air raided the Argentine military airport and started a zero war? There is no news about the loss. The Argentinian Mirage 3 seems to have not played any role.

Our station's 6:30 pm news also specifically interviewed officials related to the Air Self-Defense Force. They guaranteed that Japan's air defense network would never make such a mistake when it encounters an attack by a bomber of the same type.

It seems that Argentina and the United Kingdom are indeed not rivals in terms of weight.

Chie Kazuo was furious: It was just a successful air strike! Japan also successfully attacked Pearl Harbor. Did Japan win the Pacific War in the end?

It doesn't make sense for you to say that. What kind of opponent is the United States, and what kind of Argentina is it? Argentina's industrial production capacity is not even a fraction of that of the United States.

Damn it! Qianjiang Kazuo cursed, Don't even think about inviting me to your show again!

Don't be like this, Professor Qianjiang. As long as the war goes in the direction you predict, all public opinions will be reversed. The British naval fleet has already launched an attack. When you come to record the program next Sunday, the British will happen to be on their third day. A depression is almost here.

This is your time to feel proud!

The producer of Gong Xiaoji over there persuaded him earnestly.

Professor Qianjiang held it in for a long time and snorted: Huh, okay! I will accompany you until the end! But there is a condition. You must also organize the last nostril eating event! It must be broadcast to the national audience!

Oh, that's great! We can't wait for it! Producer Gong Xiaolu beamed with joy, Today's episode has already been the episode with the highest ratings since our program was broadcast. I'm afraid the noodles episode won't be able to It will create a ceiling for our station’s ratings! Let’s sign a contract and finalize this matter. The time is two months from now!”

Qianjiang Yinan made up his mind: It's decided!

Then we will go to your research laboratory tomorrow with the contract... Um, do you have a research laboratory now?

Of course! Qianjiang Kazuo shouted angrily.

He is a rare exception with the title of associate professor but has a relatively complete research laboratory. Needless to say, this must be thanks to his father.

But this laboratory is definitely not as good as the laboratory of a real professor. It is slightly inferior in terms of scientific research funding and staffing.

After hanging up the phone, Chie Kazuo took a deep breath, turned to face his worried wife, and said, Don't worry, it's just a small setback. In two months, I will be able to rely on my reputation for accurately predicting the direction of the war to take up my post at Sophia University.