I teach kendo in Tokyo

The next two days happened to be the weekend, and everyone wanted to have some fun, so Mikazi became a favorite.

After all, her photos are mute and very confusing.

Looking at Mikako's photos, no one would have imagined that she is a crosstalk actor and a flying monkey.

All public opinion was attracted to this matter by Mikako's appearance and the sensational headlines that reporters racked their brains to come up with.

Mikako's mother called Kazuma on Saturday afternoon and asked in great panic: What should I do? When I went out, I saw everyone holding newspapers with Mikako's photo printed on them. Will I have to disguise myself when I go out from now on? After all, my daughter and I are so similar...

Kazuma replied: Don't worry, you do look a lot like Mikako, but you have gained weight and no one will recognize it.

You kid, you really can't speak, Ms. Fujii scolded, but immediately changed the subject, But today my man was invited by the director of his company to play golf. This has never happened before. , maybe the promotion is on the cards.

In this era, Japanese companies still have lifetime employment. The opposite of lifetime employment is that there is a glass ceiling for promotions, and promotions are basically based on years of service. There is no such thing as a rocket promotion.

Of course, everything has exceptions. It seems that Ms. Fujii hopes that her daughter's accident will become famous so that her husband can join the ranks of exceptions.

Kazuma: Congratulations.

Oh, I don't have a single horoscope. Ms. Fujii said this, but in that tone, she felt that she had already determined that her husband would be promoted. By the way, how is Mikako? She...well, her day is coming soon. There are normal…”

Yes! I made a lot of brown sugar water for her. Kazuma smiled.

Then he heard Ms. Fujii muttering in a low voice: He's still here.

It seems that Ms. Fujii is really anxious to marry off her daughter.

Kazuma thought to himself, with you as a mother reminding me all day long, even if I want to lose control, I will force myself to hold it down.

Whether it's getting married or having a baby, it all costs money, not to mention abortion. Abortion is very expensive in Japan.

The poor Kazuma can only relieve his boredom by having sex with a fox god in his dreams.

Oh Kazuma, it's not what Auntie said about you, Ms. Fujii started again, Mikako looks pretty good based on her appearance. I have lived in your dojo for so long and nothing happened. What will others think if I tell you. Alas, let’s not talk anymore, I’m going to play cards with the wife next door.”

Goodbye, aunt. Kazuma said immediately.

Bye, bye. Ms. Fujii hung up the phone.

Kazuma put down the receiver with the busy tone, and turned around to see Tamamo standing behind him, looking at him.

What did Ms. Fujii say? she asked.

Same old. Kazuma shrugged.

After speaking, he walked to the small window next to the entrance door and looked out through the one-way glass - older Japanese houses did not have peepholes, so they used this small window to determine who the visitor was.

Of course there was no one-way glass before, so the Kiryu Dojo must have been renovated in recent years.

However, the modification is of no use, because the Kiryu family's friends basically don't go through the main entrance.

Now Kazuma looked through the small window at the reporters squatting outside.

Now the land near Kiryu's house has been demolished and is being developed.

The real estate developer kept its promise to Kazuma and placed supporting landscapes such as community parks around the dojo. It also thoughtfully opened a passage to the east of the dojo so that the dojo can see the sunrise.

Because of this, the construction sites currently under construction are quite far away from the dojo, but the total number of construction sites is too many, so the air outside the room is still not good, and the air is full of dust generated by the construction.

The reporters stood guard at the entrance of Kiryu Dojo, braving the dust and the bright sun.

Today is still Saturday, and most social animals have already taken the day off to have fun at this time.

To say that they are dedicated is to say that they are quite dedicated.

How about giving them some water? Tamamo suggested from behind Kazuma.

You will be asked questions as soon as you go out. Before, Mikako was just stretching in front of the second-floor window, and reporters were shouting questions downstairs.

Tamamo: Is this happening? They didn't make it particularly difficult for me when I came in.

After the summer vacation, Tamamo went back to her own home. Kazuma complained about her, saying that she showed up at the dojo every day and came in the morning and left at night, so she might as well stay here.

But Tamamo said she still had to go home and deal with the accumulated daily affairs.

After all, she is actually the only one in the Jinguji family. Those who come to ask about tribute matters actually need Tamamo to answer them personally.

Kazuma stood in the entrance hall and chatted with Tamamo for a few words. At this time, Mikako, who was watching TV in the living room, suddenly shouted: Kazuma, come on! Have fun!

Come on, come on! Kazuma glanced at Tamamo, then strode towards the living room.

In the living room, Mikako was lying on the floor, watching TV, with a bag of freshly opened chips in front of her.

Kazuma! Come and see! She greeted Kazuma warmly.

Kazuma had noticed what was on the TV.

It seems to be a current commentary program that uses breaking news as its selling point. Mosaic technology in this era is immature and it is impossible to broadcast real-time mosaic live, so it uses physical mosaic: a frosted glass is placed on the field, and the reporter sits behind the frosted glass.

The reporter's voice was very strange. He must have been sprayed with helium in his throat before speaking to change his voice.

When I was at Phnom Penh University, it was during the peak years of the student movement. Although the reporter's voice was strange, it still sounded like he was crying, Because the underground rock singer I liked was the main force in the student movement, so I I also participated in many parades. Professor Qianjiang recognized me in the parade on TV. The next day he called me to his laboratory and threatened to expel me...

The host looked anxious: What then?

Then he... he asked me to be his lover... He must want to do the same thing to Fujii-san! Because Fujii-san is so good-looking, the type he would like!

Kazuma opened his mouth in an O shape: Really or not?

Tamamo: It might be fake. News programs like this sometimes hire actors to fake news.

Mikako turned her head and asked Kazuma in confusion: Won't this be prosecuted?

You don't understand, Kazuma explained in a pretentious manner, If you don't sue for this kind of thing, many people may still be suspicious of it. Once you sue, no matter what the verdict is, they will I think there must be something wrong with you. What's more, some people will come up with a set of unsolvable theories: the verdict says that the other party is a bad person for slandering and spreading rumors. How can a bad person target you for no reason? A fly can't bite a perfect egg.

Mikako waved her hand: Kazuma, you are bluffing me again. How could there be such stupid people in the world?

He Ma smiled and said nothing.

It would be better for Mikako to stay in the sunny world, there is no need for her to see the unevenness of the world.

At this time, the whistleblower on TV was crying bitterly, and the helium had obviously failed, and it seemed that her true voice was exposed.

So the director of the show cut off the whistleblower's microphone, and the camera also gave the host a close-up: Because the whistleblower, Ms. J, is out of control, we have to temporarily interrupt her live broadcast. After she calms down, if she wants us to continue her story, we Come back again. Don’t go away, be right back after commercial!”

After the TV went into commercial, Kazuma smiled and said: I really want to know what the old woman Qianjie is looking like now. Tamamo, do you have any magic like clairvoyance?

There have been.

He Ma was speechless: It's gone now, so there's nothing we can do...

He shook his head with regret.

**

Old Mrs. Qianjiang threw the teapot in her hand and smashed the TV screen to pieces.

Where did this Miss J come from? I want to sue him!

At this time, Qianjiang's eldest son Qianjiang Kazuo, who had already rushed home, dissuaded him: Mom, if you file a lawsuit and this is true, then dad's reputation will be really ruined. Now everyone will at least pretend not to be serious in front of us. look like.

What if it's true! This is fake! I'm going to sue her! And the TV station!

Mom, Qianjiang Kazuo hesitated for a moment, but continued, You are the one who knows Dad best. You touch your chest and ask yourself, is that really not possible?

Old Mrs. Qianjiang hesitated to speak, then gradually withered and collapsed on the sofa.

What happened to me! Why is this happening!

Qianjiang Kazuo persuaded: Mom, the situation is actually not too bad now. Although some connections have been lost with the death of father, but...

That's the Minister of Foreign Affairs! Do you know how many people have spent countless resources, but they can't make a direct call to the Minister of Foreign Affairs!

Yes, this is indeed a heavy loss, but it is not fatal. Dad still has so many students and close friends during his lifetime. Are they still willing to speak out? Professor Yi called and said that he would write an article to refute the reporters' rumors. Is that so? Mom, it’s not time to be pessimistic yet, the top priority now is to get dad’s professor position back.”

In Japan, generally speaking, professors are like carrots and pits. Only when a certain university establishes a new college will a new pit be created.

This pitfall is not only about the job title, but also about the material basis. Professors will have their own research laboratories. The laboratory configurations of associate professors - or associate professors in Japanese standards - will be one level lower than that of professors in all aspects. .

Some associate professors simply do not have their own research rooms and work in professors' research rooms.

Research laboratories all have fixed scientific research funding. Obtaining a research laboratory is actually equivalent to getting a share of the Japanese government's annual scientific research funding.

In Japanese universities, becoming a professor is really equivalent to becoming a daimyo during the Warring States Period. The funding for the research office is equivalent to the shitaka of the territory. The associate professors under him are retainers. The influential professors can even collect The Five Old and Five Pursuances came out.

Now at Sophia University, because of Professor Qianjiang’s burping, the position of professor of international relations has been vacated.

Not only people within Sophia University are eyeing this position, but associate professors in the entire international relations field are gearing up.

Cross-school recruitment is not an uncommon operation, and it is not uncommon for associate professors from other schools to serve as professors.

The reason why Chie Kazuo is not at home with the old lady these days is because he is visiting his father's old acquaintances to compete for the position of professor.

Qianjiang Kazuo is twenty years older than his youngest brother Qianjiang Zhuo. He is now in his forties. From an age perspective, he is just right to be a professor. No one will question him for being too young.

Academically, Chie Kazuo, with the help of his father, has also written numerous books.

I have also been working as an associate professor for many years, so there is absolutely no problem in this regard.

As long as he does it properly, in theory, there will be no problem for him to pick up his father's class at Sophia University.

If Professor Qianjiang did not die, but chose to abdicate himself, and proposed to the Professors' Association that his son should succeed him before abdicating, there would be a high probability that it would be approved by a vote.

But now Professor Qianjiang is so angry with the monkey.

Without his father's support, there would be many variables for Chie Kazuo to obtain the position of professor.

Before my father left, I didn't have time to get me into Sophia University. This is our biggest disadvantage now. But judging from the fact that Sophia University is still willing to erect a bronze statue for my father, we still have a chance.

As soon as Qianjiang Kazuo finished speaking, the old lady Qianjiang pointed to the broken TV: They expressed their willingness to erect a bronze statue on Friday, but now they may not be willing! This damn Miss J!

Chie Kazuo showed a hesitant expression.

Old Mrs. Qianjiang glanced at him and said, If you have anything to say, just say it.

That's right, mom, we have another way, which is to come forward and cut it with dad.

you!

Mom, listen to me! Dad is dead, but you are still alive. The remaining connections are actually your connections, the ladies you made friends with at the wives' meeting.

Dad is now a negative asset and can be completely cut off! Then you can use the wives to give those professors some pillow talk...

Halfway through Qianjiang Kazuo's words, the old lady suddenly showed a painful expression and fell to the side.

The younger daughter-in-law immediately rushed up to support the old lady, and then shouted to Qianjiang Kazuo: Brother! Do you want to make your mother angry to death?

You have no place to speak here! Shut up, outsiders! Qianjiang Kazuo shouted angrily.

Now that Dad is dead, he is the head of the family, and all the servants in the family will call him Master.

The younger daughter-in-law shrank her neck when she was yelled at.

Qian Jiangzhuo stood beside him and pulled hard on his wife's clothes.

At this time, the old lady came to her senses: You unfilial son! You... But you are right, it's time to make a decision. What do you think should be done?

I think a press conference should be held, and I will bow and apologize to Ms. Fujii on behalf of my father.

The old lady did not object fiercely this time, but asked calmly: Then let the prostitute be spared like this?

Of course not. I also have friends in the newspaper industry who will pay attention to her academic achievements regularly. I think Sophia University also has a tendency to mold her into a new academic star. As long as she makes any mistakes in her judgment and opinions on the situation in the future, as long as If there is one mistake, we can magnify it countless times and take the opportunity to reverse the case for Dad.

Just overturning the verdict? I want this woman to suffer!

Mom, doesn't she want to be Japan's first female foreign minister? This will prevent her from becoming one. The most painful thing for aspiring young people like them is to have their ideals shattered. This is the most painful thing for her. What a severe punishment!”

Chie Kazuo said confidently.

Seeing that his mother still didn't believe it, he continued: I know these young people with ideals very well!

For a young woman who admires Sissi and worships Thatcher, what could be a more terrifying revenge than ruining her future in international relations and diplomacy?

Old Mrs. Qianjiang finally spoke: I don't believe that prostitute really has such ambitions. She is obviously just a prostitute with big breasts and no brains!

Mom! Everyone can get into Sophia University. Ah Zhuo has retaken the exam so many times, attended so many cram schools, and hired so many expensive tutors, but he still can't get into Sophia University!

And I have learned about it. Mikako Fujii was just a special sports student at the beginning, a kendo student, and a real muscular female monkey.

She was admitted to Sophia University in one year. Without the support of ideals and beliefs, it would have been impossible! She must be a new young person with high aspirations!

The scariest thing about Weekly Fang Chun is that it's hard to tell whether the news on it is true or false. Some are truths like gold and diamonds, and some are mirages. This time it's obviously the truth!

Mom, I was a lecturer at a university during the student movement. I know young people like this very well! If you cut off the possibility of pursuing your dreams, she might be so depressed that she commits suicide!

Upon hearing that Mikako might be depressed enough to commit suicide, Mrs. Qianjiang cheered up.

Hmm...well, you are right. It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Let's cut it off first this time, and then get the professor's position. After that, whenever Mikako Fujii makes a mistake in her interpretation of the international situation, we will let her There is no recovery!

At this time, the second son who had been silent spoke up: Is this... okay? Even our family members are cut off. If Dad Izumi has knowledge...

Dad is such a rational person and will definitely agree with what we are doing! Qianjiang Kazuo said categorically.

Old Mrs. Qianjiang also nodded and said: If something similar happened to me and I died, your father would definitely cut it off immediately and prevent me from becoming his negative asset. I was also moved by my true feelings, so I was careless.

Anyway, it's decided. Kazuo Chie clapped his hands. I'm going to inform my friends in the media that I'm going to hold a press conference. In addition, I will brag about Mikako Fujii to my friends in the media and ask them to invite more of her in the future. A talented international relations student comes on the show and asks her about the international situation. They will definitely be happy to do this kind of thing that will boost the ratings.

Old Mrs. Qianjiang nodded repeatedly: Okay, I'll do as you say.

**

On Sunday, the biggest news was that Professor Chie's son, Kazuo Chie, who was regarded as his academic successor, came out to apologize to Mikako.

He said this: Due to the limitations of the times, my father failed to see Fujii's talent, which led to the current situation. I sincerely apologize to Fujii, and we support Sophia University in reinstating her student status.

My mother was very emotionally unstable because of my father's death. She did a lot of emotional actions and said a lot of rude words to Fujii-san. Please forgive me, Fujii-san.

After saying this, Chie Kazuo bowed towards the camera.

Kazuma looked at the TV screen and commented: Why do I feel like a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken?

Mikako immediately said: I'm not a chicken!

Yes, you are a monkey.

Huh, you guys are always acting like this. I'm obviously so good-looking, so where can I be?

Kazuma wants to say Hello, Ms. Golden Ship, but in this era, the famous horse Golden Ship has not yet been born, and no one will understand this joke - whether the Golden Ship is a prototype horse race or a girlized horse girl , they all look cool and handsome when they are not moving, and they are so beautiful that when they move, they immediately make them cute.

Kazuma thought as he turned the knob to change to the next channel. The next channel was also playing a program related to Mikako, which seemed to be an interview with Professor Kokusai, the chairman of the professor association of Sophia University.

National Professor: We are going to erect a bronze statue of Professor Qianjiang in the school, with full body posture, to commemorate Professor Qianjiang's contribution to our school. We will not rashly doubt the professor's character just because of an anonymous person's accusation that suddenly jumped out. , unless the whistleblower shows her true face and gives us her name.

Mikako suddenly said: It's actually a standing posture?

Kazuma looked back and said, What, you still want to kneel down?

Huh? No way? Qian Jiang made a mistake. Shouldn't he kneel down? Look at the portrait the Chinese gave Qin Hui.

Kazuma shrugged, and suddenly he realized something: Mikako! You just mentioned an ancient Chinese as an example without even thinking about it!

Mikako was stunned: Eh? Eh? Oh, yes, I actually used Qin Hui as an example! Wow, I also know that he is from the Song Dynasty. What should I do with Ma? Maybe I have really become smarter!

Kazuma: Congratulations!

Don't come! Don't come again! Mikako shouted.

At this time, the phone rang, and Chiyoko's voice came from the entrance.

After a while, she hurried to the living room and said loudly: Brother! There is an international relations commentary program, and we want to invite Mikako to be a guest!