I teach kendo in Tokyo

On September 1st, Kazuma once again stood in front of the famous Akamon of the University of Tokyo.

He put his monthly ticket in his pocket and stretched his body, which was almost falling apart from squeezing the bus and subway.

Yo! Someone from behind greeted Kazuma. From the angle of the voice, Kazuma judged that it was senior Miu Amanaka. No one else could be so short.

So he turned around and pretended to be looking for someone.

Ganzhong Meiyu sighed: Okay, okay, look down, look down.

Kazuma lowered his head, and then said with a look of realization: It's you, senpai!

You guy, when you looked back, you knew it was me, didn't you? Believe it or not, I'll kick your knees off!

Senior sister, I am a martial arts practitioner. Although you have brute strength, it is still a bit difficult to kick my knees off.

That's not necessarily true. I have a horse in my family that likes to kick people. I have been observing the way it kicks for a long time, and I have learned a lot about it. Do you want to give it a try?

Kazuma quickly shook his head: No, no.

Miu Amanaka sighed: Well, as soon as I get to college, I will be teased about my height by you guys endlessly. So, how did you spend the half summer vacation after the hot spring trip?

Miu Amanaka went on a hot spring trip together,

Kazuma looked at the sky and recalled: It's hard to describe in words. I defeated the reformers of the evil organization, and also chopped down a vengeful ghost that could attract thunder and lightning...

What the hell, Amanaka Miu frowned and looked at Kazuma, Did you work on the Kamen Rider filming set during the second half of the summer vacation?

Kazuma: No, I really experienced this.

Amanaka Miyu blinked: Really?

It's a novel I created. Tamamo suddenly appeared! She said as she handed a large brown paper envelope to Miu Amanaka.

Ganzhong Meiyu beamed with joy: Oh! It's so thick! I'm Kangkang!

As she spoke, she opened the tie on the envelope and took out the stack of manuscript paper inside.

Kizuma Kiryu's Incident Book?

Kazuma also craned his neck to look at the cover of the stack of manuscript papers. He burst out laughing when he saw the title of the book.

Kazuma Kiryu and Kazuma Kiryu have the same pronunciation in Japanese, both are Kazuma, but have different words.

The problem is that the name Kiryu Kazuma makes Kazuma very uncomfortable. The protagonist of a game he liked very much in his previous life, Yakuza, is named Kiryu Kazuma.

Kazuma glanced at Tamamo suspiciously, then Amanaka Miu turned to the first page: Oh, there is also a synopsis of the story. Let me take a look. Folklorist and amateur kendo enthusiast Kiryu Kazuma participated in a hot spring tour group. As a result, Involved in the turmoil caused by bacterial weapons left behind by the old Japanese army...

Is this based on our hot spring trip? The sudden malaria was changed into a leftover bacterial weapon. It is a subject that the editor I know would like.

Kazuma took advantage of Amanaka Miu's attention to the manuscript, walked up to Tamamo and asked in a low voice: When did you write it?

I've been writing this all summer vacation. Tamamo also pushed up her glasses.

Kazuma glanced at Miu Amanaka who had already started reading the text, and continued to ask: You wrote this, could you be thinking...

Yes, it's what you think. If you want to cover up the truth, the best way is to create another truth.

He Ma was speechless: I can see that you are determined to suppress the mystery to death and not give it a chance to come back.

I didn't mean that. Maybe quantum physics suddenly made a breakthrough, and everything mysterious had a scientific basis, and then it naturally came back.

When Tamamo said this, Kazuma understood that this guy just wanted to suppress the mystery. His purpose was probably to become a human.

Tamamo: I want to die of old age.

You definitely have the ability to read minds!

It has happened before. Tamamo said seriously.

Miu Amanaka said loudly: It feels very interesting! This manuscript is here with me. I will take a day to read it carefully! Then I will show it to the editor I know! Okay?

Kazuma: Senpai, you actually know the editor...

I'm in my third year of college after all, and I have to start thinking about work. Nowadays, many left-wing publishing houses hire female editors.

Kazuma: You're a left-winger... But is there something wrong with you, a daughter of a big racehorse in Aomori, going to work as an editor in a publishing house?

Miu Amanaka raised her eyes and looked at Kazuma with her hands on her hips: If I go home, my family will immediately arrange a marriage with that Toda. My parents like him very much. If he treats Kazuma well, he will definitely be able to do it. He has bred a Grand Slam horse, and it will be a great blessing for our family to have him as our daughter-in-law.”

Kazuma thought of Toda-senpai. To be honest, his strong appearance didn't look like he was good at raising horses. He was just as good at fighting for the boxing championship at the end of the century.

Miu Amanaka put the manuscript into a kraft paper envelope and put it in her bag, then looked at Kazuma and asked: I know what Tamamo did during the second half of the summer vacation. Are you just reading Tamamo's story with nothing to do? Did you get over it?

Kazuma: No, I went to Fukuoka to participate in the Yulong Banner.

He glanced at Tamamo and continued: Then I defeated the evil organization's cyborg on the Jade Dragon Flag, and then killed a monster that used thunder and lightning, and mastered the power of Raikiri.

Ah, yes, I understand. Ganzhong Meiyu waved her hand with a perfunctory attitude.

It seems that Tamamo's strategy was successful at least for Miss Gan.

Kazuma continued: Then I became the only disciple of Masago Kamiizumi and participated in the funeral ceremony of the old man.

Recalling the day of the ceremony, Kazuma frowned. The sons of Kamizumi Masato had a terrible impression on him.

It felt like they were very afraid of sharing the inheritance with Kazuma, especially the eldest son, who directly questioned Kazuma's identity and insisted on using Shinin-ryu's moves in public.

So Kazuma performed a bit of no-sword-taking.

At that time, hundreds of celebrities in the kendo world were present. After seeing it, they all said that this was the authentic mutori. Only then did Kazuma, the only direct disciple who entered the family, be confirmed.

At that time, Kazuma wanted to pass on the exemption to the one who got it, but considering that it was Kamizumi Masato's ritual after all, he gave up.

You can’t be too much like a teacher.

Anyway, I have my business card, so I’ll contact you later.

Ganzhong looked at Kazuma's expression that was hard to explain, and patted his upper abdomen: I understand. When my grandfather died, all kinds of relatives who would never see him came here, and they left my grandfather behind. The stallions took several.”

Kazuma shrugged: It's okay. It's much better than a funeral without even relatives coming to fight for the inheritance.

The Kiryu family's previous funerals were like this. Except for the Kiryu brothers and sisters, there was no relative. The so deserted venue even shocked the monks who came to perform rituals.

Although cremation is done here in Japan, a ceremony is performed first, and relatives and friends carry the coffin to the crematorium car before cremation.

Because he felt sorry for the brother and sister, the monk called the social workers from the social work group where he was employed, and then he had enough people to carry the coffin for the funeral.

Miu Amanaka: It seems to have brought back bad memories for you, I'm sorry.

He Ma was about to talk when a senior passing by shouted: Gan Zhong, how much have you grown during the summer vacation?

One millimeter! Ganzhong shouted back, What about you, have you got a girlfriend? You definitely haven't! You don't think that because you dye your hair yellow, you will have a girlfriend, do you?

The senior student immediately showed a horrified look on his face: I, I didn't dye my hair yellow just for this reason!

Hmph, you are too good. You are a student of the University of Tokyo, and you have yellow hair, but you still can't pick up girls. Look at my junior fellow student Kazuma. He went with eight single girls this summer vacation. I’m on a hot spring trip!”

Kazuma: There are not eight!

However, Kazuma's correction was too late, the senior had already run away.

Miu Amanaka looked back at Kazuma: I have added a bit of brilliance to your legend, thank me.

Thank you. Kazuma said helplessly.

Tamamo looked at her watch: If you don't choose courses, all the good ones will be taken away. You don't want to go to those classes where the content is difficult and the professors are strict, right?

No, in comparison, I don't want to listen to boring professors' classes. Is there a professor like Indiana Jones? I really want to listen to his classes.

Miu Amanaka: If there were, his class would definitely be selected in an instant, okay? By the way, last year because of the release of the Raiders of the Lost Ark movie, the subject of archeology was super popular.

Then Professor Sakai of the Department of Archeology was very angry because he felt that people like Indiana Jones who only destroyed ancient monuments were not archaeologists at all. It was particularly strict that year to let blind students know what real archeology is.

Because of this, a lot of people didn't get enough credits last year.

Kazuma smiled and said: I kind of want to take a class from such a unique professor...

Tamamo: We are in the Faculty of Law. Taking archeology courses would be considered as not doing our job properly.

He Ma spread his hands and said: What does it matter? As long as you can get the credits.

**

The first day of school ended quickly. On the second day, there were only two classes according to the class schedule chosen with Tamamo.

After class, Ma and I ate outside before taking the subway and taking the bus back home.

The ashram without people was exceptionally quiet, which highlighted the noise of cicadas and the hustle and bustle of the construction site in the distance.

Kazuma pushed open the dojo door, looked at the empty yard, and felt the autumn wind.

The sound of the wind chimes is light and sweet.

Kazuma heard Tamamo's footsteps behind him and looked back to find her coming in with a teapot.

You really can't live without tea all day long.

I've been drinking for a thousand years, that's what it is. Tamamo smiled.

If what you just said was heard by a bug, what do you think the eavesdropper would think?

You would think we joined the drama club. Tamamo laughed.

Kazuma shrugged and took the teapot Tamamo handed him.

Because he usually exercises and drinks tea as water, Tamamo prepared this large one-liter enamel cup for him.

Tamamo herself uses a very normal tea cup, light green and with some flaws - Kazuma is not sure, maybe this kind of textured and non-pure tea cup is the real expensive tea cup.

Kazuma took a sip of tea and suddenly said: On the way back just now, I found that the house that Hanabusa Takashi and his friends rented has also been demolished. I don't know where they are stationed.

I think they may have given up station surveillance because they thought we would call them immediately if there was big news. Tamamo responded, In the latest weekly Fang Chun, the headline is the news about the cheating of the Okonyo singer. Kazuma You can’t even read a single line of fine print on the new single you collaborated with Kobayashi Kazumasa.”

Purely from an artist's point of view, it would be a good thing not to appear in the weekly magazine Fang Chun. Kazuma shrugged disapprovingly.

At this moment, he heard thumping footsteps coming from the front door.

Mikako is back so soon?

While Kazuma murmured to himself, Mikako rushed through the shelter of the house and appeared in the yard.

Kazuma! That's incredible! I got into a debate with the professor in the Introduction to International Relations class that started today!

Kazuma: Ah? So what?

Kazuma had been attending classes all his life and would debate with professors from time to time. However, after attending university in Japan, he became more at ease.

Mainly because I have the experience of being a social person in my previous life, so I am not so sharp-edged.

The professor scolded me for being crazy! Am I going to fail the class?

Kazuma: It's better to say that it was unexpected that you got all A's last semester.

What do you mean? I am a well-known talented girl in school now!

Kazuma happened to be drinking tea and sprayed a sip of tea a meter away.

Mikako nimbly dodged Kazuma's breath attack, folded her hands in front of her and shouted, It's a hidden weapon!

It's a hidden weapon! Is this the style of you wise and talented women who are jumping around and yelling, 'It's a hidden weapon'? Isn't this too avant-garde?

You talented girls from Dongda University are still waving AKs on the street!

No! Even in the attack and defense of Yasuda Lecture Hall, we didn't use AK! At most, we used cannons and Molotov cocktails.

Mikako: Really? I don't believe it!

Then I don't care. So what did you want to say in the first place?

Ah, I want to ask, what should I do! I'm going to fail! My image as a talented girl is going to be ruined!

It's over, hurry up. Kazuma waved his hand nonchalantly.

It was Tamamo who took over Mikako's words: How did you get into a quarrel with the professor?

Today is to review the summer vacation paper that was accepted yesterday. The professor was too diligent. He finished reading all the papers that were accepted yesterday. Then he used a projector to project my paper on the whiteboard and used it as a negative example. .”

Kazuma scratched his head: No way.

Mikako's paper was written by him step by step. The main content was to observe the situation in the Falkland Islands and deduce the future situation.

The Falkland Islands, also known as the Falkland Islands, Hema used his advantage as a time traveler and, knowing the outcome, worked backwards to find evidence and judged that the Argentine president would take risks and occupy the Falkland Islands by force.

Then Mrs. Thatcher would immediately regain the Falklands by force, and naturally transfer the domestic conflicts in Britain that were intensified by her reforms to international conflicts.

Kazuma feels that this paper just expresses the common views of think tanks now, and it should get a good score.

Mikako looked indignant, placed her arms on her hips and pushed out her chest, making Kazuma suspect that she was too big again.

The professor said that the first half of my thesis is quite reasonable. It is indeed possible that the Argentine president raided the Falkland Islands in order to win domestic populist support. After all, Britain is already weak and far away from the islands. Mrs. Thatcher's influence at home is The reforms led to civil unrest, daily demonstrations, and the problem of the Irish Republican Army...

But it was nonsense to say that Britain would conduct an expedition. In 1950, Britain enlisted France and Israel to attack Egypt, which was several hundred kilometers away from Gibraltar. But in the end, it was not successful. It is impossible to go on an expedition to Argentina across half the world on its own.

Kazuma: That means your professor doesn't understand modern warfare. Britain has a generational advantage over Argentina. The Argentines only have Exocet missiles and Super Etendard jets they bought from France, which are weapons from the same era as the British.

Mikako clapped his hands: That's what I said! But the professor laughed at me and said that weapons determinism is outdated. Americans lost to locals with backward weapons in both Korea and Vietnam.

He Ma was speechless: The United States lost because of China...Only North Korea and Vietnam, the United States has won long ago.

Said this and Ma suddenly discovered something that he had not noticed before.

In fact, the Vietnamese cannot be fought. After the Americans left, everyone thought that North and South Vietnam would be like North Korea. Unexpectedly, North Vietnam launched a military adventure and succeeded.

China was surprised because the North Vietnamese army was established with the help of Chinese military advisers. The military advisers who returned home felt that the food in North Vietnam was far inferior to that of the young comrades in the north.

As a result, Vietnam was actually unified, which was shocking.

Therefore, China was very cautious before its self-defense counterattack and judged that 30,000 people might be sacrificed. After the attack, the number of casualties was less than 10,000.

Later, it was just a joke that any tree could speak Vietnamese.

And if you really want to make up a joke, the complete version should be like this:

In several countries that have fought in Vietnam, Americans will be scared to death when they hear trees speaking Vietnamese. Vietnamese will be scared to death when they hear trees speaking Chinese. The French are special. They will be scared to death when they see trees. .

Just as Kazuma was thinking about this, Mikako interrupted his thinking with a loud shout: Kazuma, talk to me, what should I do? I'm going to fail the exam.

He Ma spread his hands: Well... don't worry, everything will be fine when Thatcher launches his attack.

Mikako pouted: Then you give her a call and tell her to attack quickly.

Kazuma smiled: How can I have that ability? You, don't think about it. It doesn't matter if you fail this year. The situation next year will be as you predicted. You can get it back again.

This is a compulsory course for me! If you fail it, you have to spend money to retake it! Mikako said coquettishly, Please help me find a way. Please, come here and let you eat tofu.

Kazuma took a step back to prevent her from succeeding. He looked at her with a smile and said nothing.

Damn, I posted the wrong volume. This is the first chapter of the new volume. Let the editor adjust it to the new volume tomorrow.