I sold the system to the saints in the prehistoric times and I lost money.

When you see it, the operation is as fierce as a tiger, and when you look at the results, it is all a samurai sword.

Even I, who likes to be quiet and inactive, couldn't hold back his face and burst into laughter.

It would be a pity for this old boy not to act miserably, he is such an actor.

Lin Chen also spit out a mouthful of tea at this talented and fun-loving Zhunti, making Hongjun look like a scumbag.

"Sorry, I couldn't control it."

"Zhunti, if I were in my era, I would be a proper comedian and definitely be responsible for traffic."

However, Zhunti didn't notice the expressions of everyone. His whole heart was broken, and hot tears were left in the corners of his eyes.

"Junior brother, don't be like this, there is another one."

Seeing Zhunti acting like this, Jie Yin's face was on fire. The whole Lingshan's face was completely lost by this old boy.

But this is not the time to talk about this now, Zhunti's Taoist heart is about to collapse, and this is what he is most worried about.

"right!"

"you're right!"

"I still have a chance!"

"I haven't lost yet!"

Zhunti, who was paralyzed on the ground, was also excited when he heard this. He jumped up and grabbed the pocket can with both hands, and was about to smash it down.

In a trance, he saw Haotian looking at him playfully, which made Zhunti tremble, as if he thought of something.

No longer caring about anything else, he immediately transformed into Haotian's appearance.

He clasped his fists at Daozu, then turned sideways, ready to kneel down on Lin Chen, but after hesitating and struggling, he still couldn't pull off his lower skin.

He was not as shameless as Haotian. He would not be able to keep his face down in front of everyone, so he knelt down directly to Lin Chen.

Well, it's still possible when no outsiders are around. Didn't you see Haotian kneel down and fuse it with a more advanced system?

After hesitating and struggling for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said many complimentary words, which made Lin Chen look a little embarrassed.

Haotian's entire face darkened, and his fists clenched in anger.

After doing all this, Zhunti returned to the can opening venue with a confident look on his face, took a deep breath, and held the pocket can tightly with both hands.

"Haotian did all this, what does it have to do with me?"

Zhunti, who transformed into Haotian's appearance, smashed a can on the ground and squatted on the ground with confidence, waiting for the beam of light to reach the sky.

However, the pocket jar did not disappoint him. In a moment, a dazzling beam of light shot into the sky, as if it was about to pierce through the world. It carried a violent and bloodthirsty aura, like a sharp knife, piercing the sky.

This terrifying aura made Zhunti, who was squatting on the ground, unable to react and was directly knocked away.

Everyone was shocked by this vast pressure, and Hongjun's eyes widened.

"This is....."

Zhunti, who was knocked away, did a 360° rotation in the air, and then instantly appeared in front of the light pillar.

Seeing the two energy groups suspended inside, everyone was so excited that they were dancing.

"Gold was withdrawn, and two were withdrawn at once!"

Without having time to think about it, he grabbed it directly.

【Ding! SSS level salted fish system]

[Life in the world, eating and drinking, a long life, this system laments the difficulty of living in the ancient times, and indignantly puts a beautiful life above the day and night of hard work. This system will achieve the host's alternative path to heaven. 】

"Haha, I didn't expect it! I, Zhunti, actually activated the system!"

"And it's still a salted fish system, exactly the same as Haotian's ruined system!"

"Bind! Bind! Bind me quickly!"

Zhunti laughed like crazy and danced, looking extremely funny no matter how you looked at it.

The idea of ​​transforming into Haotian to open cans and increase the chance of shipment was engraved in everyone's minds.

Didn’t you see that people mentioned that one shot can enter the soul and double gold?

【Ding! The SSS-level salted fish system was successfully bound. 】

[Host: Taoist Zhunti]

[Cultivation: Fourth level of heavenly saint]

[Grade: First-grade salted fish]

[Note: The host can obtain achievement points through bad behavior, and the achievement points can be exchanged for Hunyuan cultivation level. 】

"System, what should I do to be more like a salted fish?"

Do you want to learn from Haotian?

He is not that spineless yet.

Transforming into Haotian and opening cans, this is already the bottom line. Do you want to imitate Haotian in everything? So what commission did he get? He might as well just be Haotian's shadow.

[The host is asked to explore on his own. 】

Unexpectedly, the system answered like this, which made Zhunti stunned.

So he changed his tone to a flattering tone and tried his best to please.

"The system is great, can you give me some tips? This way I can complete the salted fish task better, don't you think so?"

Perhaps because he felt Zhunti's favor, the mechanical voice softened a lot and became a little more emotional.

[Confused creature, it seems that you really need the guidance of this system. I am kind enough to enlighten you. As for how much you can understand, it depends on your destiny. 】

"Yeah, yeah, I will definitely understand it carefully and I will never let down the system's great kindness."

Zhunti nodded like pounding garlic.

[O creatures from the primitive world, they have a long life, but they live in such misery. Don’t you know that as long as you are willing to endure hardship, there will be endless suffering? 】

【Eat the most hardships, only then can you endure more hardships. 】

[The pressure of realm is on your shoulders, and sooner or later you will be bent over. 】

[Some people are born in Rome, and some people are born as cows and horses. 】

[Practice hard and suffer year after year, but in the end, I am still trampled under the feet of the Taoist ancestors]

[Life span is infinite, why should we devote our limited life to boring cultivation? Isn't it stupid not to enjoy the time? Why not find another way? Create a comfortable way to prove the truth]

[Diligent, hardworking, and devoted to cultivation, but still being calculated by various means, if there is a slight mistake, the soul will be scattered and the breath will be exhausted. At that time, people will come, cover with cloth, and relatives and friends will serve food. ]

The system seemed to be a chatterbox, scaring Zhunti.

Recalling his life experience, the hot tears in his eyes flowed out desperately. What a painful realization.

A few words summarized Zhunti's miserable life. He squatted on the ground silently, crying with his head covered.

[Now that you have bound to my great system, I will create a new path of cultivation for you, allowing you to reach the peak of Hunyuan Daluo. 】

"Well, thank you, you made me realize the reality and my situation!"

"I, Zhunti, I will not be worthy of the system even if I practice for a moment in the future!"

Zhunti roared in his heart. With the salted fish system, he recalled his life. Only a fucking idiot would practice. Wouldn't it be better to lie down?

"Junior brother, congratulations on your double gold can."

Sincerely happy for Zhunti.

"Senior brother, bind it in this system. Our brothers are finally no longer inferior to others."

Zhunti took out another ball of light and stuffed it into Jieyin's arms without rejection.

【Ding! Found an SSS-level slacking system, do you want to bind it? 】

Jieyin has not come back to his senses yet. According to his understanding of Zhunti's nature, the other party will naturally not give him the system so easily.

He has prepared a lot of words, but he didn't expect the other party to give it to him directly, and he looked impatient.

Hearing the mechanical voice of the system in his mind, Jieyin no longer cared about anything else and bound it immediately.

【Ding! SSS-level slacking system is successfully bound]

[Host: Jie Yin Taoist]

[Cultivation: Heavenly Saint Fifth Level]

[Title: A Fish]

[Note: In the boring and lonely cultivation life, how can there be no leisure time? ]

[In the long cultivation life, you can slack off if you can. As for time, you can always squeeze it. ]

[If you use your leisure time to slack off cleverly, you can get achievement points. Achievement points can be exchanged for Hunyuan cultivation. I hope the host will become a qualified worker as soon as possible. ]

Hearing the words of the system, Jie Yin always felt strange. Why did he have the title of a fish?

And why did he want to be a qualified worker?

Worker? Could it be some mysterious and powerful existence?

"It must be. The existence recognized by the system is definitely not what ordinary people can imagine. I, Jie Yin, must slack off well and must become a qualified worker."

Zhunti bound the system and felt that the whole person was sublimated.

Chaos Demon God?

Chaos Darling?

Can he be as noble as his great worker?

"I just don't know if this slacking off will allow me to take some time out of my cultivation life to care for this junior brother."

"Isn't the junior brother's system a slacking off system?"

"Does it mean I should touch the junior brother?"

As if thinking of something, Zhunti stretched out a pair of salty pig hands and touched the excited Zhunti.

Seeing the senior brother's hands constantly stroking his body, Zhunti shuddered all over, as if he was electrocuted, and looked at the other person with unbelievable eyes.

So many people!

So many eyes!

The Good Fortune Mall, and Daozu watching, how dare the senior brother be so bold?