I signed with the system for three years, and the band fired me?
Chapter 39 The ultimate in swearing!
Li Zhilin's face was as dark as water, and he snorted coldly.
"Okay, let's do it again!"
The director raised his hand again, "Ready, action!"
Li Zhilin: 12, 123456!
Lin Chudong: 6 your mother!
Li Zhilin: 123, 1234, 1234!
Lin Chudong: 4 your mother 4!
Li Zhilin: ...
The director called for a stop again.
"Zhilin, our scene is about meeting an elder, so we need to be humble and not gritting our teeth."
Li Zhilin said angrily, "Director, what did he say? How can I act?"
Lin Chudong sneered, "You act yours, I act mine. If you can't act, go home and be a vase as soon as possible, don't waste my time here."
"If you are professional, you can handle my scolding, but if you are nothing, go home as soon as possible!"
Li Zhilin's previous mockery of Lin Qiqi was returned intact by Lin Chudong.
At this time, everyone present also widened their eyes and held their breath. No one dared to say anything.
The director dared not speak. Lin Chudong was Lin Qiqi's person, and this was obviously for her.
And it was well-reasoned, and the number of words he read was correct. These words were said by Li Zhilin before. How could he have the nerve to slap himself in the face?
Li Zhilin took a deep breath, "Okay, I'll show you what professionalism is!"
Li Zhilin adjusted his breathing, adjusted his state, and started again!
Li Zhilin: 12, 23456!
Lin Chudong: 6 your mother!
Li Zhilin: 123, 1234, 1234!
Lin Chudong: 4 your mother 4!
Li Zhilin: 12, 1234.
Lin Chudong: You are thicker than the tank, but not as tall as the tank. Except for your butt, it's all waist.
Li Zhilin: 12345678, 123.
Lin Chudong: You lacked calcium since childhood, and lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma doesn't love you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left cheek deserves a slap, the right cheek deserves a kick. Donkeys kick donkeys, pigs step on pigs.
At this time, some people at the scene couldn't help laughing. This Da Fei brother is too funny. How can he recite lines like this?
You said you couldn't remember such long lines, but the curse words were set one by one, and the number of words was very accurate, and the emotions on his face were also very appropriate. If you cover your ears, you really won't be distracted.
But as soon as I heard him speak, I couldn't help it.
It happened that Lin Chudong had a lot of lines. Li Zhilin spent most of the time listening except for reading a few numbers, with an expression of enlightenment.
Lin Chudong: Nothing happened. You held a pager in your hand, stood in the wind and rain, switched from left hand to right hand, and still couldn't get through with your right hand.
Lin Chudong: You look very creative. It's your courage to live. It's not your intention to be ugly. God got angry and said that if you don't live like a B, who will set off the beauty of the world?
Lin Chudong: You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. Ghosts will be paralyzed when you dress up. You can scare ghosts to tears when you go to the grave to pee in the middle of the night.
Lin Chudong: You have messy hair, short legs, triangular eyes, a big square mouth, uneven facial features, a sense of confusion, and a sense of incomprehension. You look eight points like a ghost, nine points lustful, and ten points impotent!
Lin Chudong: You have elf ears, swollen eye pimples, a triangular nose with wine lees, a disabled arm as a leg, a mouth for eating shit, a basket on your back with a big crotch, and look like a silly old Zhang from a distance. If you are thrown into a tiger cage, the tiger will not dare to eat you because you are disgusting...
Li Zhilin: ...
In four or five minutes, Lin Chudong did not curse a single dirty word, and did not repeat a single word.
The number of words in each line was very accurate, and the expression on his face was also very calm.
But he cursed Li Zhilin to death!
Lin Qiqi, who was not far away, couldn't stand up straight with laughter. Others didn't dare to laugh out loud, but only laughed secretly. Only this young lady was fearless. Dafei's words were so interesting. How could he scold people so well?
Dafei was good at writing lyrics, but he also scolded people in a set of ways?
Even the director pinched his thigh and thought about all the sad things in his life. He must not laugh!
This was the most difficult laugh to hold back in his life!
Li Zhilin's face was extremely ugly.
In order to avoid multiple NGs, he could only lower his head, let his hair cover his face, and grit his teeth.
Then he raised his head and restored his respectful look.
Someone next to him had secretly recorded it with a mobile phone. Cursing Li Zhilin was something no one in the entertainment industry dared to do.
Someone next to him had already whispered.
"Da Fei is so impulsive that he even dares to scold Li Zhilin. Do singers now not care about the impact?"
"Didn't you see the hot search? Da Fei and Lin Qiqi are a couple. Li Zhilin dares to scold Lin Qiqi, so Da Fei must vent his anger!"
"In that case, Da Fei is quite handsome."
"Of course he is handsome. When he scolds people, he exudes a confident charm. No wonder Lin Qiqi likes him."
"Look at your crazy look. Do you like him too?"
"I like him. If Da Fei likes me, I won't have to be a supporting role."
"Stop daydreaming."
"..."
The director stood up, "Cut!"
It's finally over!
Everyone in the audience breathed a sigh of relief.
Da Fei really refreshed their three views. Can you scold people like this?
And he thinks this is not Da Fei's limit at all. If he is given enough time and lines, scolding for half an hour seems to be no problem.
Li Zhilin said coldly, "Da Fei, right? You have guts. I will remember you."
"Director, don't you have talent? Forget about the ending song. I'll give it to someone else."
The director's face suddenly changed, and he stepped forward and said.
"Zhilin, we agreed that your company's song "Favorite" will be my ending song. We can't change it at will!"
Li Zhilin sneered, "I don't care. I won't fulfill what is not written in the contract. I'm in a bad mood now."
"Unless you ask him to apologize to me!"
The director looked at Lin Chudong. He didn't care about the scolding just now. After all, he didn't want to offend anyone.
But the ending song is not okay. It has been planned for a long time. Li Zhilin's company team helped to produce it. If he doesn't give it to him now, where can he find a particularly suitable song?
It will be finished soon, and it will be released immediately after the review. In this day and age, it is better to release it as soon as possible, so as to avoid the situation where the actor's reputation is ruined and the show cannot be broadcast.
There must be no mistakes in this ending song.
"Da Fei, look..."
Lin Qiqi suddenly stood up and blocked Lin Chudong.
"No apology!"
When Lin Qiqi spoke, the director did not dare to embarrass her, which made him anxious.
"Qiqi..."
Lin Chudong said, "Ending song? What kind do you want? Give me five minutes and I will write one for you."
The director was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly.
"Da Fei, don't joke around. How can you write a song better than the one made by Zhilin's team in five minutes?"
Lin Chudong said lightly, "Don't forget what I do. Don't you have five minutes?"
The director frowned slightly, glanced at Li Zhilin, then at Lin Qiqi, and was tangled to death.
Suddenly, Li Zhilin said in a weird tone, "Hurry up, let him write it. Isn't he a musical genius? I want to see what kind of awesome song he can write in five minutes!"
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