I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

"This is not a fortune teller, this is a metaphysical doctor. He never thinks there is something wrong with you. It is always others who have problems."

"Psychologist: You have a problem, you have a disorder, you need to correct yourself. Fortune teller: You are talking nonsense, there must be a villain who is harming him, the child is fine"

"It seems that fortune-telling is more cost-effective than seeing a psychologist, who only tells you what you want to hear."

"Hahahaha, this emotional value is maxed out."

"Fortune telling 30, psychologist 300, the best value for money"

"It's a bit difficult for the anchor to find two people with different calculations today."

"......"

The discussion in the barrage was in full swing.

Just at this moment, Su Yang saw a thin old man.

He was wearing a white coat for practicing Tai Chi, cloth shoes on his feet, and had two long wisps of graying beard. He looked like an immortal, a hermit.

This fits the image of a fortune teller in Su Yang's mind.

Next to him, there was a cloth banner with a few large characters written on it in a flamboyant style,"The iron-blooded fortune teller, who has calculated all the past events, will not refuse to pay." I don't know if it's accurate, but it's already impressive.

Su Yang also noticed that there was a payment code in front of the fortune teller's stall.

Nowadays, even fortune-telling is so up-to-date.

Su Yang looked left and right, and finally decided that he was the one.

So Su Yang took a deep breath and walked over.

Seeing that Su Yang finally took action, the netizens in the live broadcast were even more excited than him.

"Hahahaha, the first victim appears"

"Should I laugh now or later? Why am I so excited when I haven't done anything?"

"It's a good idea to pay the bill."

"Monks don't talk about money, they only talk about fate. 30 yuan per session"

"Haha, I can die of laughter from you guys"

"Uncle, if I were you, I would run away immediately, don't say I didn't warn you"

"He won't run away. In his eyes, the anchor is also a sucker."

"That's right, it's not easy to get a fool to come to my door, how can I give up?"

"The fun is about to begin"

"……"

Sitting on the small stool in front of Su Yang's stall, the fortune teller's eyes suddenly lit up.

"The young man is very handsome, what do you want to ask?"

After saying that, he stroked the beard under his nose and smiled pretentiously,"Marriage, wealth, or good or bad luck?"

In fact, Su Yang didn't think of what to ask.

For a moment, he didn't know what to say. Marriage

?

Forget it! Wealth? He is very prosperous! Good or bad luck? He eats chicken every day, there is no need to ask. Su Yang didn't answer, but it didn't stop the fortune teller from continuing,"Young man, I only need to take a look at you to know that you are destined to be rich and powerful.

"

""

The fortune teller squinted his eyes in a mysterious way, and his tone became a little deeper.

"Although you have genius, you still need to be cautious."

"I don't know if there are any twists and turns in your fortune.……"

At this point, the fortune teller paused for two seconds, and then finally stated his intention.

"Why don't you let me tell you your fortune and help you figure out your future?"

"Predict good and bad luck, avoid villains"

"Just one divination will surely make your future worry-free"

"It's not expensive, only one hundred yuan."

The fortune teller tried his best to sell himself, not realizing the seriousness of the problem at all.

Hearing what he said was so outrageous, Su Yang's mouth could hardly be suppressed.

Who are you fooling by telling a fortune that your future will be worry-free!

Besides, his future is so cheap, only worth one hundred yuan?

Who are you looking down on?

Su Yang tried his best to hold back his smile, and the expression on his face seemed to approve of it,"Is that so?"

"Then it is indeed necessary to do a fortune telling."

"But Master, are you accurate?"

The fortune teller was immediately unhappy when his professionalism was questioned.

"Why don't you ask around? My fortune-telling divination is always accurate."

"See my beard? It's because I've spied on too many secrets of heaven that I look like this."

"Hey! You think I like this?"

"But someone has to go to hell."

These few words put him at the height of saving the world.

If Su Yang was a superstitious old man or woman, he would probably believe it.

Unfortunately, he is not.

But the show has to go on,"Master, you are so amazing"

"Then you can calculate it for me."

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back any more, and they were almost laughing.

"Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore. This is the first time I see a victim rushing into a trap."

"Purely sending heads"

"I can tolerate the increase in the price of fortune-telling, but I cannot tolerate your saying that you have turned your beard white by prying into the secrets of heaven."

"I almost believed it. He obviously dyed the beard himself."

"Why don't you dye your hair white at the same time? Just do the whole act."

"This nonsense skill is better than the anchor"

"Why do you charge money if you make yourself sound so great?"

"Even Buddha doesn’t save the poor, so how can he do it for free?"

"They just want to cheat some money, what's wrong with that?"

"……"

Seeing that Su Yang was so easily hooked, the fortune teller was in a very good mood.

With a kind smile on his face, he naturally raised the payment code on the stall in front of Su Yang,"Please pay first!"

Seeing this, even Su Yang couldn't hold it in.

He just said that he didn't want to pay, but now he has to pay before the calculation.

OK, OK, he is being taken advantage of.

Forget it, a hundred yuan is not much.

Thinking of what he was going to do in a while, Su Yang readily swiped the hundred yuan.

"Master, is it ok now?"

"How do you want to calculate, birth date or palmistry?"

The fortune teller took out his mobile phone, and after confirming that the money had arrived, he said with a smile,"I, look at the face."

Hearing this, Su Yang couldn't help but complain in his heart.

This uncle was not willing to do enough work to even perfunctorily deal with him.

The birth date can be used to deduce something, and palmistry can also tell some tricks.

This face reading...

May I ask, if a plastic surgery woman comes, how should you face it.

However, after all, it was the first time to tell fortunes, and he was looking forward to hearing something from this fortune teller.

At this time, the fortune teller also started his performance.

He stared at Su Yang left and right, and then flipped through the fortune-telling book as thick as a dictionary on the stall.

He pinched his fingers and looked at the sky.

After tossing for four or five minutes, he said,"Young man, judging from your face, you will have big happy events in the near future!"

Huh?!

This made Su Yang stunned for a moment.

The system completed the binding yesterday and no longer restricted him.

This was a great joy for Su Yang.

Could it be that this fortune teller was not a charlatan? Was he really capable?

……