I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

"Host, are you here for a blind date or to mess things up?"

"What's the difference between this and 'I want to rob you, give me all your money'?"

"Good guy, he turned the tables"

"The whole thing started right after we entered the door, and it really didn't disappoint us."

"Others are timid when they go on blind dates, but when it comes to the anchor, he strikes out with a strong punch"

"We're getting down to business already? No foreplay?"

"I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been in this livestream room for too long, but I always feel like there’s something else behind your words."

"......"

Netizens watched the excitement.

After confirming that Su Yang was not joking, the staff of the marriage agency came out to receive him.

"Young man, you are only 22 years old and you are already going on a blind date?"

The gold medal matchmaker Sister Ma asked in surprise while helping Su Yang register.

"I can take my time choosing a blind date at the age of 22"

"If I wait until I'm 32 to go on a blind date, then I'll be the only one who'll choose me."

Su Yang said these words without hesitation.

The key is that they make sense to people.

"Okay, okay, I was wondering why the people I meet on blind dates nowadays are all ugly, it turns out that the good ones are picked up by you guys"

"Damn, why didn't you tell me earlier that this is how I lose my core competitiveness?"

"Is there a possibility? It has nothing to do with age. Whether you can find a good one depends on your ability."

"Oh my god, I almost got led astray by the anchor. He is a host who does fun things for fun. Do you believe what he says?"

"Trust has collapsed. From now on, I won’t even believe the punctuation marks in the anchor’s words."

"......"

"Young man, you are quite sober."

After giving her evaluation, Sister Ma asked,"Do you have any specific requirements for your future partner?"

Hearing this, Su Yang raised two fingers.

"First, female"

"Second, it must be alive."

It's just to complete the task, so it's enough.

Why do you need a bicycle?"

"OK, pay the 380 membership fee and I'll arrange a meeting for you"

"You guys can talk about the rest by yourselves."

Sister Ma has been a matchmaker for more than ten years, and she probably hasn't met many people with simple requirements like Su Yang.

Others either put forward a lot of conditions or ask for this and that.

With him, just being able to breathe is enough.

Besides, this guy is not bad looking and easy to talk to.

So she should take the opportunity to introduce those weirdos to him. What if the turtle and the mung bean fall in love with each other?

Maybe she can even earn a matchmaker red envelope.

After making up her mind, Sister Ma started to contact them. After

Su Yang reluctantly paid the membership fee of 380, he also started to eat melon seeds and waited patiently.

Five minutes later, Sister Ma hung up the phone.

"Boy, the girl will be here soon."

"Let me first introduce her basic situation to you...."

When it comes to introduction, Su Yang immediately interrupted her

"Auntie, I trust you so much, please don't cheat me."

Being seen through, Sister Ma's face was unnatural for a moment.

However, the few people she introduced were just demanding and a little unusual in their brains, but they all looked good.

It was not a scam anyway.

After realizing this, Sister Ma pretended to complain,"We are the best marriage agency in the city, and our members are all very high-quality."

"How could I possibly cheat you?"

"Could it be that the girl is only 1.4 meters tall, and I am trying to fool you by saying that she is 1.6 meters tall when she jumps up?"

Sister Ma thought she was very humorous.

But Su Yang nodded very seriously after listening to her,"I have heard of your rhetoric."

"Two hundred pounds is called steady, and ugly is called virtuous"

"Having been in prison, she said she had a job, having three children, she said she had fertility."

"Is that right?

Although Su Yang is not picky, he still needs a brief contact.

It is not too much to ask for a normal person for a blind date.

Su Yang was so blunt that Sister Ma's face suddenly darkened.

A thousand horses galloped through her heart.

She thought he was easy to talk to, but he turned out to be a thorn.

At this time, Sister Ma cursed crazily in her heart.

However, the netizens in the live broadcast room were watching with more joy than the others.

"Oh my god, the anchor is so embarrassed today. He is not embarrassed himself, but makes others embarrassed first."

"You're so good at saying you don't want to die."

"The matchmaker's mouth is a lie. The anchor is right. One time, the matchmaker introduced a girl to me and said she looked like Liu Yifei. I asked her how she looked like Liu Yifei, and she said she looked like Liu Yifei in terms of gender."

"Phew...hahahaha, damn, the genders are similar, then I also look like Wu Yanzu"

"Who still believes in matchmakers these days? Before meeting someone: he is honest and doesn’t talk much; after meeting someone: he is old and doesn’t talk much"

"Hahahaha, sooner or later I will die of laughter in this live broadcast room"

"......"

This gold medal matchmaker is not to be trifled with.

Su Yang was so close to her face that he opened it wide, but Sister Ma's face only slightly changed and then returned to normal.

She said with a professional fake smile,"How could it be?"

"Others dare not say it, but my reputation in the industry is very good."

"Everything is true."

"Take the girl I introduced to you, for example. Not only is she pretty, but her age is also suitable for you."

"Only 28 years old"

"A woman three years older than you holds a gold brick. If you succeed, you will hold two gold bricks."

"Isn't sister-brother love popular now?"

Su Yang has always known that matchmakers can turn black into white.

He has seen it today.

But 28 years old is also okay.

As long as he is not in his 40s or 50s, he is not here to look for his mother.

Seeing that Su Yang did not speak, Sister Ma continued,"Xiao Su, there is one thing I still need to make clear to you."

"This girl has been divorced twice, but has no children."

"Marriage and divorce are so common these days."

"But this also indirectly shows that if the marriage is not good, people will not think about getting married for the third time."

"Don't you think so?"

I thought hugging two gold bricks was outrageous enough.

I didn't expect it to be even more outrageous.

If the marriage is not good, people will not think about getting married for the third time.

He had no way to refute this fallacy.

Sister Ma kept talking about this and that, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were waiting for Su Yang's reverse PUA.

Waiting, they began to get impatient.

"Why hasn't that woman arrived yet? I've been waiting for her until the flowers have wilted."

"If that doesn't work, why don't you just find a girl to talk to?"

"Who knows? In order to wait for the anchor to take action, I have been hiding in the bathroom of the company to watch"

"You've been in the bathroom for so long, you must be smelling it."

"You're out of paper, right? Which company? I'll call your boss and ask him to deliver it."

"There are still many bad people in this world."

"Stop being funny, look, is this the one wearing black stockings?"

"I guess so, the figure is good, but the face? It's okay, it's the same when the lights are turned off"

"As expected, the matchmaker's words cannot be trusted."

"The victim appears, rubbing his hands in anticipation"

"But this woman looks very smart, can the anchor be her match?"

"......"