I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

While Su Yang was thinking about how to respond, the netizen's remarks also amused other netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Hahahaha, the cake painted by the boss is really hard to digest"

"It's so damn real. You don't need to bring lunch to work. You have the pie drawn by the boss, the melon given by friends, the fish caught by yourself, the pot given by the leader, the water in the brain of the customer, the exaggeration of the competitor, and the anger from yourself. The main thing is a balanced nutrition."

"Pfft... it hurts!!!"

"We are not colleagues, why do we eat exactly the same food?"

"Same +1, sometimes you have to carry it away even if you can't eat it"

"It turns out they are all hard-working workers."

"Work is hard and tiring. I work just to earn a little money. I used to be happy watching the live broadcast, but now I feel depressed."

"This is the anchor's fault. You can handle it."

"You guys are trying to scam people by landing on the moon, so I'll be depressed too, if I'm not depressed I won't fit in"

"......"

Some people were having fun, while others were looking in the mirror.

Many netizens lost their temper while talking.

The barrage also became a meeting for them to complain.

Seeing this, Su Yang was also deeply moved.

How can one not be crazy at work?

He has also been a 996 social animal for a long time. The feeling is so sad that he still feels sad when he recalls it now.

However, Su Yang would not really think that this group of stupid netizens would be depressed.

He has a good memory. It was this group of people who laughed the loudest just now.

Now they are all depressed together.

Who are they fooling?

But since they are making so much noise, Su Yang is willing to accompany them to have fun.

He was silent for a moment.

Just when netizens felt that Su Yang was feeling guilty and were about to comfort them.

He curled his lips and began to list,"A box of sleeping pills is 150, a box of paroxetine is 130, a box of fluvoxamine is 400, a box of fluoxetine is 470, and a box of citalopram is 560"

"A psychologist costs 800 yuan for half an hour."

At this point, Su Yang paused for two seconds, then asked calmly,"Look at your wallet, do you deserve to be depressed?"

As soon as this was said, the barrage suddenly became quiet.

Instead of waiting for comfort, what was waiting was...

‘Are you worthy of depression? These words lingered in everyone's ears like a reverberation.

They went straight through the ear canal and hit the brain.

After a few seconds of silence, the barrage exploded.

"Damn it!!! Where is your conscience, host?"

"Okay, okay, I'm telling you my true feelings, but you're poking my nose in my throat, right?"

"I've seen heartbreaking things, but I've never seen anything so heartbreaking."

"The other party rejected your attempt and gave you a big pocket."

"I don't deserve it, I have to say it out loud"

"Oh my god, these medicines are so expensive?"

"I learned a lot. It’s the first time I know that depression is a disease of the rich."

"I can't afford to live, I can't afford to be sick, I'm a waste"

"It's so hard to be without money, I don't know what's the point of living"

"......"

Su Yang only needed to make a slight move to cause wails in the barrage.

Seeing that some netizens were very depressed, he couldn't bear to continue to attack them. He changed the subject and began to comfort them,"Who said you have no money? In my opinion, you are all millionaires."

This successfully aroused the interest of netizens.

In today's society, it is still difficult to become a millionaire by yourself.

But Su Yang actually said that they are all millionaires.

This puzzled everyone.

So they began to look forward to what Su Yang would say next.

And Su Yang didn't hesitate, he opened his mouth and said,

"Like us ordinary people, having a healthy body is undoubtedly worth a million..."

After hearing the first few sentences, netizens have already guessed what he is going to say next.

Isn't this just brainwashing poison chicken soup?

Using this to fool fans, they obviously don't buy it.

But just when they were about to protest, Su Yang's voice came out again.

"A heart costs 750,000 yuan, a liver costs 990,000 yuan, and a kidney costs 1.65 million yuan...."

"These three things add up to three million."

"Do you think you are millionaires?"

After Su Yang finished speaking, the netizens fell silent again.

If they said he was talking nonsense, it sounded reasonable.

If they said he was reasonable, it seemed useless.

But when they thought about it carefully, they suddenly realized

"Holy shit! Everyone is a millionaire this way!"

"I actually think it makes sense."

"This is the first time I feel so valuable."

"OK, OK, OK, when I go on a blind date and someone asks me about my wealth, I will just say I am a millionaire (proud face)"

"I always thought I was cheap, but I didn't expect it to be quite valuable."

"I was indeed comforted."

"It's impossible to be emo in this live broadcast room. This anchor is so funny that he can make you laugh every minute."

"Isn't it easy to be emo? It's just a matter of one word from me"

"You are bragging, say something to let me try to be emo?"

"You told me to say this, ahem… Although each of your organs is priced at a sky-high price, assembling them on you only costs three thousand a month."

"Damn, shrimp and pig heart!"

"Don't get excited, think positively, maybe it's the brain that lowers the market value of the whole body"

"Ahhhhhh…..Fork him out, fork him out!!!"

"......"

The barrage was bustling and the atmosphere was extremely hot.

Among the more than one million netizens, there was one person who was in deep confusion.

He was Dabin.

Before this, he thought that Su Yang's success was just a coincidence and that his popularity was just a flash in the pan.

But today, after seeing it with his own eyes, he realized that he was totally wrong.

Su Yang's level and depth were incomparable to him.

Whether it was the great wisdom he had just shown on the top floor or the interaction with netizens after coming down, they were all heights he could not reach.

It seemed like a live show, but it contained all kinds of profound connotations.

Every time it was recalled, it was beyond reach.

And he just wanted to surpass him, which was ridiculous.

After realizing this, Dabin sighed deeply. It was impossible to surpass him. The only way was to try his best to catch up.......

As for Su Yang, after having fun with netizens for a while, he finally decided to end the live broadcast.

It was because today's live broadcast was too long and he was a little tired. He left home in the morning and it was almost evening now.

Chatting with netizens was also a physical job, and his throat was almost on fire from chatting.

For the sake of his throat, he reluctantly said goodbye to more than one million netizens in the live broadcast room.

After finding a small shop to have a dinner, Su Yang returned to his rental house.

Withdraw the live broadcast income first

"Hiss... This platform is sensible."

When Su Yang saw the amount that could be withdrawn, he was a little surprised.

It turned out that the platform reduced the commission rate for gifts from 50% to 30%.

Today's gift income: 611,720.00 yuan

Cashable income: 428,204.00 yuan

Looking at this, Su Yang was satisfied.

With this ratio, I believe that many big anchors can't get it. In addition, the platform executives also sent an exclusive broadcast contract through private messages.

The content includes that once signed, each of his live broadcasts will have traffic support in the future.

And the gift commission can be reduced by another 10%.

This is definitely giving money.

Gift rewards only take a 20% commission, which can't be found in all live broadcast platforms.

And this contract has a lot of freedom, there is no requirement for the length of the live broadcast, and the contract period is also short, signed for one year.

After reading it several times, Su Yang couldn't find a reason to refuse.

Sign it, who can't get along with money?......