I, Sasuke, wear Hokage
Chapter 080
The sky is blue and white clouds float lightly.
The sun is shining, the sun is basking on the body, warm.
“It’s so far away…”
Sakura carried the bag and walked last.
It’s really sunny, and it’s good that I bought sunscreen at the time.
“Wow! That’s great! My flesh shines in the sun”
“fXckitsgood”
The two muscular men in front of him were covered in sweat, and Sasuke was holding a water bottle and drinking bitterly.
The muscles are cool and very refreshing.
Soulless! The muscles and flesh are so bright!
In order to avoid being blinded by muscle and flesh, Sakura reluctantly took out her sunglasses and put them on.
“Jiraiya-san, it’s better for you to listen to me, let’s go directly to the short book street, Tsunade must be there” Sasuke wiped his saliva after drinking the water, and said with a big grin.
“….,” Jiraiya was speechless, Sasuke this guy said all the way, he could only say helplessly, “It’s all told to you, that guy’s whereabouts are uncertain, his appearance is changing, you can designate a place at will, how do you know where she is?” ”
“I just know, not only do I know, I also know that the current leader of Xiao is a guy who manipulates the puppet with the eye of reincarnation, and the mastermind behind Xiao is Uchiha Madara ” Sasuke pouted, shrugged, and spread his hands, “He doesn’t like to dance”
“What reincarnation eye puppet, what Uchiha spot, Uchiha spot died early, you go to his grave to jump on the same day, all day nonsense” Jiraiya covered his face so thinking it was like kicking Sasuke to death, thinking about it might not be able to kick, just forget it, waved his hand, “Just listen to me, you feel bored and we’ll go shopping with Sakura when we get to Akihocho”
“You don’t believe me, don’t you believe in my muscles?” Sasuke was shocked, as if he had found something extremely surprising, his muscles and flesh were trembling, “No one believes it this year”
“How can I believe what you said is nonsense?!” Jiraiya has a black line on his face.
“Big brother, they don’t have muscles and flesh and they don’t understand muscles, come, then,” Naruto touched his head and threw out something to Sasuke.
“This… This is!? Sasuke took a look, and his muscles and flesh were trembling.
Coconut leaf juice, 29 years freshly squeezed, no added flavor, authentic, insisting on Hainan Island, coconut meat, state banquet………. ¥#%¥#
“What a good thing! Naruto! Your understanding of muscles and flesh is deeper!! Sasuke’s expression turned into Olmet in an instant! Tooth grin!
“It’s not that the eldest brother always gives me eggs to make me smart!!” Naruto yelled like Schwarzenegger!
“Eggs don’t make people smart! Naruto !!! ”
“Big brother!!”
The two muscular and fleshy men hugged each other, almost crying!
“You’re sweating too much!!” Sakura looked at the side with a black face.
“….,” Zi Lai looked at the two muscles speechlessly, and suddenly realized that “we have arrived”
Jiraiya looked ahead, and Sasuke and Naruto appeared to his left and right with dumbbells, stretching their necks.
A bustling town appeared in front of him.
“It’s Akihocho~!”
…..
Several people walked down the street.
“Wow! You see, those two guys are so strong! ”
“Really, it’s so strong, so handsome!”
“Only the legendary Konoha Muscle Lord”
Sasuke and Naruto walked down the road with joyful faces, and the praise around them made them very useful.
Sakura was in a good mood looking at the quaint buildings on both sides of the street and the cherry blossom trees scattering the streets.
The cherry blossoms bloom, the pink petals shake slowly with the breeze, and the fragrance gently sprinkles the whole courtyard with the breeze, making people feel refreshed.
“The name my father gave me is probably so beautiful.”
Sakura inhaled the fragrance intoxicated, feeling refreshed.
“In other words, Akihocho used to be called Sakura Town, because it was full of cherry blossoms, and then it attracted maple trees, and then every autumn, the maple leaves would turn red in the air, and the name in this | took the meaning of cherry blossoms falling to autumn, so it was called Akihocho” Jiraiya was also pleasant, and took a deep breath.
Hehe, I’ll go to meet the cherry blossoms in this village for a while and collect some writing materials~ and then I’ll find Tsunade with you~! Yo~! Plan Pass.
Zi Lai also snapped his fingers in his heart, great.
“Is it? How did I hear that this is the famous land of flowers and willows, and later the daimyo specially planted a lot of maple trees in this |, and renamed it Akiyoshicho as a disguise” Sasuke scratched his head suspiciously.
“Soul, soul! You found it! Jiraiya roared mentally, but saw Sakura looking at him with wide eyes.
“Is this true? Jiraiya-sama? Sakura said curiously.
“When… Of course not really! Zi Lai also blushed, turned around and fled, “I’m going to collect intelligence!” ”
“Gathering intelligence?” Sakura was inexplicable.
“Just go find a woman,” Sasuke added next to him.
In the distance, Zi Lai also rushed to his feet, and almost didn’t fall to his death.
“Abominable… Don’t run! fairy!! “Naruto is in a hurry” and taught me ninjutsu!” ”
“Big brother, I want to go too” Naruto chased after Jiraiya.
“…. It’s not appropriate for Naruto to go to that kind of place, right? Watching Naruto go away, Sakura said with a little worry.
“Don’t worry, trust Naruto’s muscles!” Sasuke patted Sakura on the shoulder.
“Benima shoot me!” Sakura almost missed hitting the ground.
But thinking about it, Sasuke meant that Naruto could train such a large muscle, and his self-control was very strong, and he would not do anything out of the ordinary.
Sakura nodded secretly, but listened to Sasuke again:
“Naruto’s body is bigger than the average adult, so he shouldn’t have been kicked out”
Sakura: “….”
Sakura said, “Sasuke, do you know that Tsunade-sama’s ninjutsu?” Is it awesome? ”
“Awesome, her ninjutsu is perfect for you,” Sasuke said, touching his head.
“Well, let’s go shopping, will I come back for a while”
“Okay,” Sakura said with a beaming face.
Two people wandered along the street, and there were quite a few stalls in this place.
After the two left, several figures appeared from the corner of the wall.
“We continue to follow separately”
“Stay away, don’t get too close, his biceps can sense us”
Several figures whispered.
……
Cherry blossom street, full bloom.
“??? Where did the lecherous fairy run? Naruto walked down the street with a strong body.
“Boy, do you want to play?”
“Oh, that guy is so tall.”
“This muscle|flesh”
Naruto didn’t know what street it was, anyway, everyone was very enthusiastic and beckoned him over.
“Hahaha, attracted by my muscles and flesh”
Naruto hammered his chest muscles and smiled slightly at the people around him.
“Ya~!” The women around screamed!
It is rare to see such a strong and handsome man.
“Hahaha, the young girl is awesome!!”
Jiraiya’s voice came from somewhere, and Naruto was slightly startled and walked towards a certain store.
He opened the curtain and saw Ji Lai Ye holding the two girls in his arms, and the table was full of wine.
“Lustful immortal, aren’t you going to teach me ninjutsu? What are you doing? Naruto rubbed his head blandly.
“Uh… Naruto, why are you here? Jiraiya was drinking refreshingly, and suddenly saw Naruto appear, and was stunned.
“Wow! What a sturdy little handsome guy! Before he could speak, the two girls next to him suddenly lit up their eyes and exclaimed.
They had never seen anyone so strong.
The two girls walked up to Naruto and chattered.
“It’s so powerful, such handsome muscles, can I touch it?”
“Wow! Handsome guy, how do you exercise~? ”
“I… I gan…? Ji Lai also looked confused.
What the???
That’s the girl I called to drink with me!!
“Hehehe, I’m nothing, it’s still too small compared to Sasuke’s big brother” Naruto touched his head.
“Wow, handsome guy, the chest muscles are so big! I’d love to see it! The girl looked at Naruto with adoring eyes.
“Oh? Do you like pectorals? Naruto’s eyes lit up, and he looked the girl up and down, but he didn’t expect that these two hemp poles were quite reasonable.
“Look at your skinny and small, you must really want to have muscles like me, let you see my pectoralis muscles!” Naruto laughed, grabbed his vest, and tore it with a wave of his hand…
At this time, outside the door, two men in trench coats also walked towards this store, one with a high toe, the other with a flattering bow.
People around whispered: “It’s that guy, that guy is here again!” ”
“Big brother is really personable today, worthy of being a famous Zhongnin before, it is an honor for those girls to come here!” Longtao’s subordinates patted the horse’s butt flatteringly.
“As long as you like to tell the truth” Brother Longtao showed a smug look on his face, smiled and touched his stubble, and straightened his hair, he specially dressed up today, and sprayed some perfume, feeling that he was a thief attractive.
“Let my charm convince these girls today~!”
Brother Longtao showed a lewd smile on his face, and in the flattering voice of Longtao’s subordinates, he opened the curtain.
Call~! There was a gust of wind, and then a black cloth came to his face with a strong smell of sweat.
“Huh?” Brother Longtao was stunned.
Syllable! The fabric was directly breathed on the face of the eldest brother Longtao, because there was sweat sticking to it.
“Ouch!!”
“What?” As soon as Naruto turned around, he found a man in a trench coat covering his face in pain, and a man next to him was shocked.
“Big: Eldest brother?! Dragon Tao’s men were shocked, and they didn’t see who the initiator was, so they directly raised their heads and pointed at Naruto and scolded: “You actually called my eldest brother’s face with your clothes!” Uh…”
The man in the dragon set was imposing, but he didn’t expect to look up but saw a blonde muscle|meat man standing in front of him, his chest muscles were huge and hard, eight-pack abs| muscles were arranged side by side, arm muscles | flesh was clearly layered, and the body was like a popping bear.
“Wow!! How handsome! This muscle|meat!! ”
“The taste of hormones!!”
The two women screamed, drawing the attention of many people around.
“Abominable… A smell of sweat! … “The eldest brother who was called to the face beeped, the vest just now was called to the face, he didn’t know what it was, and as a result, a sweaty smell rushed over, and he almost vomited.
“Mix! Soulless! Don’t think that if you have big muscles, I’m afraid of you! My eldest brother turned out to be a Zhongnin, don’t think about leaving without 100,000 taels today,” the dragon man yelled with his guts.
“Ah, I’m sorry!” Naruto touched his head, “It’s time to lose money… But 100,000 taels is too much, I don’t have ah…”
“Nothing? Then don’t think about leaving today! Brother Ryuta finally saw Naruto clearly and threw Khan Jinjin’s vest on the ground, he was a medium ninja before, just a strong man could not scare him.
The average ninja only needs to concentrate Chakra to fight with great power.
Of course, the exaggeration is not to the same extent as Tsunade.
“I really don’t have any money, how about pushing your essential oils?” Naruto took out a jar of essential oil from the back of his butt and took out a scraping board.
“Essential oil pushbacks are also available… Who wants you to push the back of essential oils!! “Brother Longtao thought that Naruto was afraid, and suddenly saw Naruto’s stone-like muscles and flesh that scared Juhua.
Poof, the two girls next to them were originally frightened, but at this time, for some reason, they suddenly burst out laughing.
“….,” Brother Dragon Tao and Long Tao had black lines on their faces, gritting their teeth angrily.
His specially dressed up today didn’t come in handy at all!
“You dare to humiliate me, my muscles are weak! Don’t think about leaving today! “Dragon Tao and Dragon Trap Big Brother surrounded and blocked Naruto’s way.
“Uh…” Naruto was also a little angry at this time, he was going to push your essential oil back, and you actually had to embarrass me! Any idea how many people want me to push my back?
Do you look down on my muscles?
“Hahahahahaha!” There was a burst of maniacal laughter behind him.
“?? What are you laughing at, lecherous fairy? Naruto looked back and said suspiciously, suddenly remembering Kakatun’s appearance again, shocked, and looked at Jiraiya suspiciously.
“…. What are you thinking? Jiraiya was full of question marks, too lazy to think about it, and looked at Dragon Sleeve Big Brother and Dragon Set, “Naruto, you look, this is the new ninjutsu that I am going to give you!” ”
Brush! A relatively weak Chakra ball condensed in Jiraiya’s palm, and Jiraiya’s figure moved.
“Let you see the horror of the immortals~!” Jiraiya yelled! Press a palm on the abdomen of the big brother of the dragon set!
“Ah!!! What is it!? ”
The big brother of the dragon set directly spun up, bumped into the little brother of the dragon set, and flew directly out the door.
A gust of wind rolled up indoors.
Bang! Outside, there was the sound of something being knocked over.
“Hmph, a little chakra, it won’t die” Zi Lai also walked out and saw two dragon sets fall on the popsicle stall, and the stall was smashed over.
Jiraiya’s writing mystery first | article, before telling the story, you must first write a wedge, so that the reader can feel curious, when teaching others ninjutsu, you must also show the power of ninjutsu, so that the apprentice is shocked~!!
Jiraiya turned back triumphantly, wanting to see Naruto’s expression.
I saw Naruto’s face disgusted, frowning, and flattening his mouth.
“???” Self is also inexplicable.
Why aren’t you surprised??
“This ninjutsu is like this? Why isn’t my punch as good as my punch?? Naruto said disgustedly.
“Uh…” Jiraiya had a black line.
If you think about it, it seems to be true.
…….
On the other side, Sakura and Sasuke were shopping bored.
Dangdang!
“Great opening bonus! Opening Bonus!! Hotpot City inherits the exclusive secret recipe of the Uchiha family, increases muscle and replenishes yang, and the body is great.”
“Huh?” Sakura looked up suspiciously.
Sasuke was also slightly startled and looked in the direction where the voice came from.
(I feel that I have gradually comprehended the original writing, and gradually I want to integrate my own funny into it, everyone in the comment area to say something)
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