I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

A barren mountain not far from Dawn City.

A middle-aged man wearing a coquettish floral suit sat in the middle of the mountain road. There was a huge monster corpse lying under him, with its internal organs chewed to pieces and its head split in half. It was too dead to be dead anymore.

"I said goddess, brother, I have escorted you all the way. Why don't you take off that veil and let me see what it looks like."

[Ghost Chicken]'s voice was full of frivolity. If he hadn't been chewing on the monster's severed arm, he would have been identified as a rich young man from some family who came out to tease a common girl.

"Master Guiji, believe me, it's better for you if you don't know me."

The goddess's voice is ethereal, soft and lingering, like a peaceful stream, which makes people feel at ease and comfortable.

To her left and right stood a man wearing a golden robe. Their originally exquisite and luxurious robes were all stained with blood and turned dark red.

Compared with Guiji's coolness, it is obvious that they have suffered a lot.

Their eyes were full of anger, but they didn't dare to take action. After all, they could get here all the way because of this guy wearing a red and black mask.

"I've said it many times, just call me brother, it's too ugly."

The ghost chicken dropped the severed arm in his hand and walked towards the goddess step by step. The mask spread automatically and covered the mouth exposed when eating, making his expression completely unclear.

"If you insist on calling me, I can let you call me Brother Chicken."

The ghost chicken stretched out a finger, gently touched the goddess's chin, and raised her head.

"What are you going to do! Have you forgotten that we have reached an agreement with Guizhai, do you want to break the contract?"

One of the men in red robes roared angrily, his aura suddenly increased, and a fight was about to begin.

"It doesn't matter."

The goddess gently raised her right arm to stop her subordinate.

He and Guiji looked at each other quietly.

There was no fear or any emotion.

Like a pool of stagnant water, there will never be any ripples.

"Tch, boring woman." Guiji moved his fingers away, passed by the goddess, put his head in his hands, and said lazily, "I still like passionate souls, what a pity... I heard that you are a beauty. , It’s unlucky to make yourself look like a human being or a ghost.”

The goddess seemed to have no human emotions. She calmly lifted her skirt and followed the ghost chicken.

"Lord Gui Ji, when can we pass through the war zone and arrive at Fengdu City?"

Guiji raised his chin slightly, pursed his lips toward the north, and said in a tired tone, "Almost...this trip is over. If Guiyang can't make me feel better, I will overthrow Fengdu City!"

If an ordinary person said this, they would probably be regarded as the delusion of a madman.

But the three cult members who had seen the power of Guiji with their own eyes knew that this lunatic could really do such a thing...

...

The next day.

Guan Shan came to the Demon Slayer Division's venue again and found a seat to sit down.

The originally crowded venue seemed empty today.

The number of people who came today is only one-tenth of yesterday's. Except for a few people who have not awakened, most people know that the ranking competition of the awakening ceremony only records the top 100. Going by yourself is a waste of effort, and you may still suffer. A good beating would naturally not come from the perspective of asking for trouble.

Only people from major universities still appeared in the audience on time. Watching qualifying was their most important practice class every year.

Wang Sheng was still wearing the stylish jersey he wore yesterday. After looking around the entire field, he lightly jumped up and landed in front of Guan Shan.

He glared at Guan Shan provocatively.

Then he jumped again and landed on the seat about ten meters away from Guanshan.

The qualifying competition for the Awakening Ceremony is a voluntary registration and does not have any actual rewards.

But everyone knows that the ranking this time will determine the upper limit in the future.

For example, Gu Jia's alma mater, Wuling College, only accepts the top 50 students in qualifying.

The Military Academy of the Demon Slaying Division only accepts the top 20 students.

Those who have ranked first over the years can not only freely choose all colleges and universities, but also determine their elite status before enrolling and receive a large amount of resources.

The top spot in the rankings can be said to be a battleground for every genius.

"Hey, how about we join forces and kill that boy from the Wang family first?"

A female voice sounded in Guan Shan's ears.

Liang Yuxin did not appear in a ostentatious manner like Wang Sheng, but walked honestly through the safe passage. She immediately found Guan Shan's position and sat upright next to him.

She supported the backrest with one hand and stared at Guan Shan from the side. The two dimples under her smiling face looked particularly cute.

If her tone of voice wasn't so much like a big brother in society, she would really be worthy of the term "sweet girl".

"I'm sorry, I promised Master that I would get the first place back." Guan Shan looked back at Liang Yuxin lightly and shook his head gently.

"You are also one of my opponents."

"It's okay for you to be the first one~" Liang Yuxin put her hands on the back of the chair and put her chin on her arms. Her big eyes flickered and she said playfully, "I just don't like that stupid boy from the Wang family. I'll be satisfied just by beating him up. I don't care about your rank. Anyway, I've already passed the military academy selection."

Guan Shan was slightly startled when he heard that the other party's target was also a military academy.

He thought for a moment and said calmly, "I don't believe you."

"Please! How can you doubt a righteous beautiful girl? I grew up in the Hunter Guild and I am the most trustworthy!" Liang Yuxin frowned slightly and pouted her mouth with a look of dissatisfaction.

"Price."

"Huh?"

Liang Yuxin was stunned and a little confused.

Guan Shan stared at the people who were entering the venue one after another, and explained, "The prerequisite for the Hunter Guild to keep its word is to establish a contractual relationship. Since you want me to help beat up Wang Sheng, how much are you willing to pay to hire me?"

"If it's free, don't say anything. I hate white prostitutes the most."

Liang Yuxin's face suddenly darkened, "The only ones who threaten you are me and Wang Sheng. I promise not to compete with you for first place. If I deal with him, won't you firmly win the first place? "

"Can you or Wang Sheng defeat a third-level awakener?" Guan Shan asked a little confused.

"The third-level awakened person can already initially induce energy resonance to form coercion. A fight between the second-level and the third-level is equivalent to being tied up. It is almost impossible to win. However, I am confident that I can deal with it, or even fight. Tie.”

Liang Yuxin didn't know why Guan Shan would ask such a common sense question. She raised her little face proudly, like a child waiting for praise.

"I have killed level three awakeners, and I had just broken through level two at that time." Guan Shan's voice was calm, as if this was not a big deal.

"So, if you two compete together, the first place will still belong to me. There is no situation where you will give it to me."

Liang Yuxin didn't believe Guan Shan's lies, so she rolled her eyes helplessly.

"Just blow it!"

Liang Yuxin was speechless. This Guan Shan didn't look like the kind of person who liked to brag. How could he be like those men who wanted to attract her attention, bragging without drafting.

No wonder her father taught her since she was a child that men’s mouths are deceiving.

Not a word of truth.

"With three crystal cores, I can help you beat up Wang Sheng. With five crystal cores, I can even give you a kick."

Guan Shan remembers Master’s teachings and never miss opportunities to make money.

"If I give you 10, can you strip the boy from the Wang family and hang him upside down?"

Liang Yuxin snorted and said disdainfully.

"It's difficult. After all, he is also at the peak of the second level. He can't kill people in qualifying. Let me think about it..."

Guan Shan started thinking seriously, making Liang Yuxin stunned.

"You have to pay more."

Liang Yuxin was amused. Wang Sheng is the grandson of the Lord of Dawn City. Who is behind you? Is it tougher than his background?

If they beat him upright, the Wang family could only hold their noses and admit it. If you dare to strip him naked and hang him up, let's ask if your life is tough enough.

"Where did this stupid boy come from? I don't know who taught him..."

Liang Yuxin turned her head away in disappointment and stopped looking at Guan Shan.

Hearing this, Guan Shan looked at a corner of the venue.

A man who hated getting up early was holding his chin with one hand, yawning and waving weakly at him.