I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

Gu Jia crossed her hands on her waist, blew a breath in her mouth in a somewhat frustrated manner, and puffed up her cheeks. Her eyebrows were tightly knitted together, forming an inverted "eight".

Even before she said a word, she showed her dissatisfaction vividly.

"Ahem... ahem... Jia'er, Master did promise you not to go out for the time being, and I don't want to go out either, but there are things that I still have to do, and I can't avoid them."

Lu Changsheng touched the back of his head and said with a guilty conscience.

Gu Jia's eyes were already sparkling, and her chest was slightly heaving. She took several deep breaths before she suppressed her reluctance in her heart.

"Master... you go, but if possible, remember to come back early." Gu Jia's hands crossed on her waist fell down weakly.

"Actually, Master is thinking... Jia'er, do you want to go out with me?"

"Master's [Xuantian Mirror] has been upgraded and can hold three people at the same time. It's just right that you three sisters and brothers can pack up and take away."

Lu Changsheng said, blinking at Gu Jia.

Gu Jia was stunned for a long time, and her aggrieved eyes suddenly lit up, and her little head kept nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Master, we are not cuckoo chickens and little yellow ducks, how can we use 'packing' to describe it?" Gu Jia complained while putting on a sweet smile.

"I'll go pack my luggage now, food, hot pot, bedding, toiletries, and anything else... Oh, yes, there is also drinking water, and..."

Gu Jia's voice gradually faded away, like a deer in the woods, jumping out of the living room.

"Master..." Er Gouzi looked at the excited figure of his senior sister, hesitated for a moment, and finally spoke, "Can I go with you?"

"It's not that I don't want to look after the store, but I also want to help."

Lu Changsheng reached out and pressed Er Gouzi's head, rubbing it gently, "Of course, if the master is too busy, you can also protect your senior brothers and sisters, how about it, Er Gouzi, can you do it?"

Er Gouzi is a child who needs encouragement. Lu Changsheng wants him to feel that he is a very important person, not a burden.

"Well, Master, I have to prepare some weapons too."

"You have to bring kitchen knives, daggers, and poisons. The torture instruments I asked the Creation Bureau to make have also been delivered. The cuckoo chickens at home have been cooked, and the new batch has not been replenished. It just so happens that I haven't had a chance to try them yet."

"Master, do you know? I found that stabbing the heart is more effective than slitting the neck. Once you stab the heart, the target can't move. If you slit the neck, the target will struggle for a while."

"And the pear blossom knife, it is said that it can directly open the inside of the body and blast all the internal organs. I don't know if it works well..."

"The brass knuckles are not bad either. Just turn it in the opposite direction, and with just one finger, you can pierce the poison needle into the body. It will paralyze the whole body in a few seconds. It can even poison an elephant..."

Er Gouzi's voice gradually faded away.

Lu Changsheng's outstretched hand froze in the air.

"Er Gouzi, when did you become this kind of person?"

"Why do you keep saying these terrible words?"

"What happened during the time I was away from home?"

Lu Changsheng muttered to himself with a dark face.

......

The Holy Land of the Demon Race.

The supply team was arranged by the demon race in the southeast corner of the Holy Land. The demon race specially set aside an area for the daily life of the supply team. The living environment is definitely not as good as that in the human race, but it is fresh.

It is this food problem that has become an unexpected big problem.

Neither the Demon Slayer Division nor the Holy Land Demon Race thought that after the two sides came into contact, they would still be troubled by the food problem.

Both sides tacitly agreed that the logistics supply problem should be provided by the Holy Land Demon Race.

But when it was time for dinner, the moment the food was served, the human race realized that they were wrong, very wrong...

"In fact, if you pinch your nose, this bowl...uh...stuff, it looks like Maoxuewang, isn't it?" Guan Shan thought for a long time, but couldn't find a suitable word to describe what he saw.

"If the hair on this piece of meat can be plucked, if my sense of smell fails and I can't smell the blood, if there are no two eyeballs floating in that damn broth..."

"It does look like it."

Qiao Xiaohui said with despair on her face.

The 197th class was full of food in front of them. The demon tribe did not intend to let their allies starve.

In order to consider the human eating habits, the demon tribe specially prepared bowls and chopsticks.

It's this dish, it's really a bit curious. The so-called "delicacies" of the demon tribe challenge the psychological and physiological limits of the human team members.

The internal organs of unknown animals are mixed with blood, and the most important thing is that they are still raw...

A plate of uncooked raw meat, with strands of blood hanging on it, and some pieces of meat even have unfaded fur, exuding primitive wildness and fishy smell.

One of the most eye-catching "dishes" was a giant insect pupa, with a semi-transparent shell, and the larvae wriggling inside vaguely visible. Next to it was a sauce that was suspected to be its secretions, as a dipping sauce.

The demon waiter who served the meal smiled, and seemed to be quite proud of this arrangement, but he didn't know that in the eyes of the human race, this was tantamount to a double disaster of vision and smell.

"Is this... is this really for us to eat?" Qiao Jiang's voice trembled slightly. He tried to find a trace of joking on the face of the demon waiter, but he only saw sincerity and expectation.

"Of course, this is the most precious gift of our demon race. Each dish contains the power of nature, which can help you better adapt to the holy land and enhance your strength." The words of the demon waiter were filled with unquestionable pride.

It seemed that he wanted to make fun of the human race. The waiter, who was supposed to leave after serving the meal, didn't mean to leave for a long time. On the inverted triangle head that looked like a mantis, there was a mean expression, which made people want to punch him twice.

"Does this demon race look down on us?" Qiao Xiaohui lowered her voice and leaned into her brother's ear.

"I think so. Damn it, these bastards can't hold back their farts." Qiao Jiang pinched his nose and said in a muffled voice.

"Can we be looked down upon?" Qiao Xiaohui continued to stir up trouble.

"You're kidding, you're not afraid of risking your life, so why are you afraid of this little thing?"

Seeing that her brother's emotions had been aroused, Qiao Xiaohui grabbed a bloody piece of meat and stuffed it into her brother's mouth at lightning speed.

Qiao Jiang was caught off guard and had a mouthful of blood bubbles.

Qiao Xiaohui turned her head and stared at the demon servant, "You want to intimidate us with this little thing?"

"We are from the military academy of the Demon Slayer Division. We have been through fire and sword. What haven't we seen? You are too naive!"

Qiao Xiaohui said viciously.

Sister!

You are trying to be a hero and stuff it into my mouth?

No one is as bad as you!

Qiao Jiang's mouth was filled with a strong smell of blood, which made him almost cry, but the atmosphere at the moment was already set. If he really spit it out, how would his sister end up?

Qiao Jiang, who couldn't stand the bloody smell, swallowed the meat, wiped the blood from his mouth, and looked at the demon waiter with a heroic expression.

He was so eager to have another bite.

"Please enjoy, if it's not enough, we have prepared a lot..." The demon waiter was really shocked by this momentum. He was a little overwhelmed and said a polite word, and then left in disgrace.

Qiao Jiang resisted the nausea and waited until the waiter was completely far away, then he bent over painfully and retched.

After a long while, he raised his head with a look of despair, "I know you won't believe me..."

"But these foods seem to really increase strength..."

"I clearly felt that all the superpowers in my body were excited."

Everyone in Class 197 looked at each other, and they all wanted to try it for a while.

But the moment their eyes fell on the table again, everyone gave up this stupid idea at the same time.

Improving strength is good, but this is really...

I can't swallow it.

...