I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

Cui Hao seemed a little surprised by Lu Changsheng's answer, and his originally unfriendly eyes softened a little. He looked Lu Changsheng up and down, and then continued, "Do you know the relationship between Lin Yuan and me?"

Seeing that Cui Hao was still in a normal state, Lu Changsheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as they can talk, there is a chance. It is better than meeting and saying "Who are you?" and then fighting, right?

"I know, he told me before I came." Lu Changsheng nodded.

"Then tell me, why do I want to go out to help the Demon Slayer Division?" Cui Hao became more and more interested, staring at Lu Changsheng and asked.

"Don't talk to me about the justice of the human race and the feelings of family and country."

"I have done enough in my life. I have killed many monsters and killed many humans. I have finished the damn war."

"I have fought enough."

"I am very comfortable in my own world now. My family and friends are all around me. What reason do I have to go out?"

Lu Changsheng touched his chin, thought for a few seconds, and said lightly, "In fact, I came here for this trip. It is indeed not for the justice of the human race or the feelings of family and country."

"I am just for myself."

"The monster tide is coming. I am a little worried that I can't bear it this time. It will be easy for me at that time, but my apprentices will suffer. They can only follow me to wander around the world and live in fear."

"So I hope to find a few more helpers, especially powerful helpers like you, Mr. Cui."

The corners of Cui Hao's mouth slowly curled up, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes were squeezed more and more obvious.

"Hahaha..." Cui Hao laughed happily.

"You are very good, much better than Lin Yuan. You speak your mind and say whatever you think. I like it."

"A real man should be like this. There is no need to hide it."

"If your head falls off, it will only leave a scar as big as a bowl. People should live happily."

Lu Changsheng didn't expect that Mr. Cui would like this style of painting. He scratched his head a little embarrassedly, "So Mr. Cui, did you agree?"

"No, I didn't say that." Cui Hao restrained his smile and waved his hand.

Then why are you laughing so loudly?

Although Lu Changsheng was complaining in his heart, he still wanted to try again. A ninth-level venerable is of great significance to the human race. "Grandpa Cui, don't you feel lonely staying here?"

"Anyway, the monster tide will only last for a few days. It's the same if you come back after the monster tide is over."

"Just think of it as going out to change your mood."

Cui Hao slowly put his legs flat on the ground and put his hands in front of him. "It's easy to say. If it were you, you wouldn't go out either."

"My friend, do you want to try the taste of [Tianxian]?"

"With such an interesting friend as you as a companion, I won't be too boring."

Good old Deng, I haven't taken it down yet, but you want to pull me in?

Isn't this against Tiangang?

Lu Changsheng frowned slightly, thinking about how to persuade Grandpa Cui, and saw the latter mysteriously stepped forward a few steps and spoke with a mysterious face.

"My friend, don't you have any regrets in your life?"

"Don't you want to make up for what you didn't have time to do?"

"Don't you have someone you want to see again?"

Looking at Mr. Cui's expression as if he was selling contraband on the street, Lu Changsheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Lu Changsheng shook his head gently and was about to refuse.

Cui Hao had already smiled mysteriously, and suddenly put the index and middle fingers of both hands together and pressed them against his temples.

Lu Changsheng's figure disappeared from Cui Hao's sight as if someone had erased it with an eraser.

"My friend, let me see, if it were you, what choice would you make..." Cui Hao's smile on the corner of his mouth quickly calmed down, and his expression returned to the indifference when they first met.

The next second.

Cui Hao's figure was like a stain in the void, wiped clean by an invisible rag, without a trace of existence.

......

Lu Changsheng slowly opened his eyes, and the afterglow of the setting sun came from the horizon and shone on his cheeks.

"Fuck... How many times have I changed scenes this day..." Lu Changsheng looked at the strange yet familiar environment around him, and said helplessly.

"Do you all like to play this kind of dramatic transition in the psychiatric department?"

"Where did you send me this time? This is not the palace..."

Lu Changsheng's voice stopped abruptly.

His pupils gradually shrank, and he turned his neck stiffly, constantly scanning the surroundings.

Lu Changsheng was standing at the gate of a slightly old community at this moment. The mottled walls, the slightly faded unit doors, and the old locust trees swaying in the wind at the gate, which had been baptized by the years, all seemed so familiar and distant.

Beside him, several children in elementary school uniforms were talking and laughing in groups of three or five.

One of the children holding a football refused his classmate's invitation and insisted on going home early.

"Lu Li, are you really not going to play football with us today?"

The child holding the football shook his head, waved to his friends with a smile on his face, and said, "No, today is my birthday, I have to go back quickly to see what gifts my parents prepared for me."

"Wow, happy birthday, Lu Li~"

"Happy birthday~"

"Then let's play tomorrow, happy birthday Lu Li~"

Amid the blessings of his friends, little Lu Li quickened his pace to go home with a smile on his face, and the whole person was as light as a swallow.

Lu Changsheng stared at the boy in a daze, and his body subconsciously moved, following the figure of little Lu Li into the community.

Strangely, the people around him seemed to be unaware of Lu Changsheng's existence, and no one looked at him at all, as if he was a ghost.

Following little Lu Li, Lu Changsheng soon arrived at his home.

Like passers-by, Lu Li's family was completely unaware of his existence, as if he was just a ball of air.

"Dad! Mom! I'm back!"

"Where's my gift?"

"Hurry up and show it to me!"

Little Lu Li excitedly threw the football aside and shuttled through the rooms of the house in two steps.

Strangely, the parents who should have been off work long ago were nowhere to be seen today.

Whether it was the bedroom, the kitchen, or the living room, there was no one in sight.

"Strange, where did he run off to?" Little Lu Li's face was three parts aggrieved and seven parts worried, and he said to himself.

"Ding ding ding ding!"

The door of the toilet was pushed open from the inside, and Little Lu Li's father jumped out of the toilet holding a huge birthday cake with candles on it, with a smile on his face.

Little Lu Li's mother held two large gift boxes and looked at her children tenderly.

"Dad! Mom! I knew you were trying to scare me on purpose!" Little Lu Li's face quickly turned from cloudy to sunny, and he ran towards his parents excitedly.

Just when he was about to hug his father, the birthday cake suddenly fell to the ground, and the snow-white cream splashed all over the living room.

Little Lu Li's eyes suddenly widened, but before he could start complaining.

The whole community shook violently...

Little Lu Li's father quickly squatted down and hugged his son with one hand and his wife with the other, and bent his body low.

Lu Changsheng quickly raised his hand, and a tremendous pressure burst out.

However, he was like a spectator outside this world, and the violent pressure that was enough to blow up the entire community did not have any effect.

Lu Changsheng could only watch the entire community shake violently, tilt, collapse, and collapse in a few tens of seconds...

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