I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

Winter is coming in Lincheng, and the temperature is getting lower day by day.

The cold wind blows away the warm autumn sun.

The trees on both sides of the street are bare, and the few yellow leaves on the branches are swaying in the wind.

Outside Changsheng Hall.

A strange man is staring at the black and white sign on the door.

The man is about thirty years old, thin and tall, with broad and straight shoulders. His hair is neatly combed behind his head, revealing a smooth forehead.

"Are you sure that kid is here in [Changsheng Hall]?"

The man lowered his voice, his tone was low and cold.

"Gui Zhai will never give false information after receiving your money."

Although the voice on the other end of the phone is sweet, it implies unquestionable tyranny.

"Beep beep..."

The man hung up the phone, thinking constantly in his heart.

This month he has received 19 crystal cores for the Divine Cult, and only one is left to complete the task.

Unfortunately, the black market has been out of stock recently, and the only one listed is only open for trading.

He naturally looked for Guanshan, but was discouraged by the other party's conditions.

When he went to the black market again yesterday to try his luck, he found that Guanshan's trading had been removed.

So he showed up here today.

In the black market, he didn't dare to rob openly, but outside the black market...

A trace of viciousness flashed in the man's eyes. As long as he could complete the mission of the Divine Religion, killing a few people was nothing...

Suddenly, the man felt his shoulders sink, and a handsome young man put his shoulder on his shoulder without knowing when.

The man was shocked. He didn't notice the other party's existence at all. If the other party wanted to kill him, he would be dead now...

"I've been watching you for a long time... You have been staring at my Changsheng Hall, what's the matter?" Lu Changsheng turned his head to look at the man, with a puzzled look on his face.

The man swallowed his saliva subconsciously, thinking frantically about countermeasures. This person is definitely a master. With his fourth-level strength, he can't sense the opponent's level. This person's strength is at least above the sixth level!

Fighting head-on will only lead to death, and you must think of a reasonable explanation...

"I know, are you embarrassed?" Lu Changsheng slapped his forehead and put on a warm smile and said, "It's nothing, people will die anyway, come on, come in and I'll introduce you to it. We are doing an event now~"

The man let Lu Changsheng push him into the store, not daring to resist at all. His back was soaked with cold sweat and his heart was pounding.

"Look, sir, this is our new set meal, called [Happy Delivery]. There will be a popular artist performing a talk show in front of the mourning hall. If the performance is good, you can burn paper money to reward! I will also organize a full-scene interaction for you. It will definitely be more lively when you die than when you are alive!"

Lu Changsheng took out an old flyer and promoted it enthusiastically.

The man looked at the flyer. The word [Pure Land of Bliss] on it was crossed out and changed to [Happy Delivery]. It was obviously an excuse.

"This person, is he going to kill me again..."

"Fuck! I really shouldn't have come here, Lord God's Messenger, Xu Wang has to leave first today..."

Xu Wang's inner drama was interrupted by a shaking before it was over.

"Customer, what's wrong with you? Are you dissatisfied?" Lu Changsheng looked at Xu Wang expectantly.

He hasn't had any income for a long time. With the arrival of winter, there are fewer and fewer white blood donation vehicles. Now there are two growing children at home, and the expenses are much higher. If he doesn't open an order, he will really have to starve.

"Ah? No, no, I'm very satisfied..." Xu Wang didn't dare to say no, and nodded frantically.

"That's good. I don't know if you are a family member or..." Lu Changsheng paused for a moment, staring at Xu Wang, "Do you want to use it yourself?"

Xu Wang's pupils suddenly contracted, and even his heartbeat stopped for a beat. His chest rose and fell violently, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he begged for mercy tremblingly.

"Boss, I will never come again. Can you... give me a chance..."

Lu Changsheng's face fell suddenly.

Forget it, it's all in vain...

He still said, "Customer, if you are not satisfied, we have many other packages, do you want to know?"

"Let me choose a way to die?" Xu Wang's face turned pale. He didn't think that a sixth-level awakener would open a funeral home in a small Lincheng. This must be his disguise...

This person is either a high-level member of the Demon Slayer Division, or one of those old monsters who hide their identities. If he is targeted by him, there is only one way to die...

"Forget it, I want [Happy Delivery]. Please, boss, act quickly. I will never resist!" Xu Wang closed his eyes in despair, waiting for the arrival of the butcher's knife.

Lu Changsheng's hands were indeed fast. In just a moment, he had already opened the bill and even printed out the invoice.

"Do you want to scan the code or pay in cash?"

Looking at the invoice and QR code handed over by Lu Changsheng, Xu Wang was stunned for a moment.

"You... won't kill me?"

Lu Changsheng stared at the customer with some doubts, frowned slightly and said, "I only bury, not kill. If you have any needs in this regard, you can try to solve it yourself. It won't hurt, just a shiver."

Xu Wang scanned the code with trembling hands, took the invoice and receipt, and left Changsheng Hall in a daze.

He stared blankly at the receipt in his hand.

[Farewell is not the end, but another beginning; we accompany you through this journey]

"Fuck! He really does funeral work!"

"And there is nothing in the set meal, how dare he charge me 19800!"

...

Lu Changsheng didn't know that his guest was wailing in pain, but just felt that today was a good day.

Gu Jia had completed her practice today, and saw Lu Changsheng giggling.

She touched the side of her master and said, "Shi Hu, the white bones of the family are finished, I will buy some more."

"Eat ribs again?" Lu Changsheng opened today and spoke loudly, "How about some seafood today? I haven't eaten seafood for a long time, Jiaer, you should also buy some of your favorites to change the taste!"

"Shi Hu likes the white bones, and I like it too." Gu Jia smiled sweetly.

Lu Changsheng touched his apprentice's head with satisfaction. He now understood why a daughter is a father's sweetheart...

The second apprentice was not sensible at all. He practiced in his room every day and didn't know how to care about his master!

"Gou Shengzi! Are you alive?" Lu Changsheng shouted towards the bedroom, "Your sister is going to buy groceries, you should go with her, don't stay in there to practice every day, I don't know when you will die!"

Guan Shan walked out of the bedroom with a face full of resentment, and dark circles appeared under his eyes, as if he hadn't slept for a few days...

[Rage of Revenge] is good, but it is too life-consuming to practice...

He really couldn't stand it...

He was afraid that he would really die one day...

Lu Changsheng grabbed Gou Shengzi, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from the urn, stuffed them into his hand, and said generously, "Go out and walk around, don't stay in the store every day, it's easy to get into trouble, all the consumption today will be paid by Master!"

Guan Shan was born in a wealthy family after all, how could he be interested in these few hundred yuan.

He took the bills speechlessly and led his sister away from Changsheng Hall...