I run a farm, not a zoo

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The birds outside the window, that's called a liveliness.

The Jiang Tu in the room, that is called a sadness.

"Ah, my elbow, oh, my waist disc, it hurts-"

"Help, help."

After he was woken up, he found that he seemed to be sealed, and he couldn't get up at all, so he could only lie on the kang and hum.

Yesterday evening, he gouged the soil for more than two hours, cut the grass, and when he came back, he had to make it look like ordinary people could not find it, and he worked alone until the second half of the night.

Now, the limbs are like waste, a little movement, all the cells are protesting.

He just wanted to lie on this big kang that was already a little cold, for another 500 years.

But no.

He had to cook for the kids.

With his legs and arms hanging, Jiang Tu was like an old zombie, dangling in the realm of his home.

Open the door with caution, dig the soil and repent.

While thinking about what to eat is relatively simple, he compared in his heart whether he was tired of climbing Mount Tai with his roommate to see the sunrise when he was in school, or he was tired now.

It's hard to say.

"Brother Jiang? What did you do yesterday? 29"

Xiong Ming looked at the weak Brother Jiang with a mocking smile on his face, and how obscene his expression was.

Jiang Tu secretly beckoned to Xiong Ming, and God mysteriously signaled him, you come over, I will only tell you.

Xiong Ming had no doubt about him and hurried over.

While leaning over to this side, he waved away the other students who wanted to come and listen together.

This kind of little talk, he knows it alone, what kind of fun, is it something that you can know?

"Brother Jiang, you say." Xiong Ming ignored the expressions of the group of people who wanted to beat him, and leaned over with a stunned face.

Jiang Tu grabbed Xiong Ming's ears and roared: "I went to the other world to dig soil yesterday, are you still curious?" "

Xiong Ming was shocked, and one Buddha came out of the body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

At the scene, it is estimated that everyone except him heard clearly.

Professor Xue also smiled and said in the circle: "It is estimated that your brother Jiang stayed up late to plant flowers, and you will probably be able to see it when you go to his house later." "

The others were momentarily uncurious.

They have heard that those juniors and sisters who dug tree pits this year have also been lying down for several days when they go back.

They laughed hard in the forum.

People who have never done it, or even those who are not used to farm work, suddenly have sore muscles after such intense labor.

This is all normal, they will not laugh at Brother Jiang.

Jiang Tu looked at the eyes of those students and knew that they wanted to be crooked.

But it doesn't matter, the real world is so cruel, he told the truth, and no one believed it.

Those things, useful are really useful.

As soon as the grass came out, his rabbits ate a little faster than usual.

Those three-petal mouths, how can they be so neat! A half-meter-long grass disappears into their mouths with a few brushes.

In this way, these rabbits can eat all the time, all day long.

As soon as the otherworldly nutrient soil came out, it was even more amazing.

When he went out to see it this morning, the fruit trees in the orchard suddenly looked a lot more energetic than the previous days.

Even, there are several trees that directly bulge out a few small buds. The leaves are also shinier before.

Among the several classmates who came to Jiang Tu's house to see the flowers, some people also noticed that something was wrong, so they asked directly.

"Brother Jiang, does this fruit tree of yours look better than yesterday."

How to answer Jiang Tu has already typed the belly draft, he said: "That must not be better and better every day?" It is also possible that I poured the bottom fertilizer that I couldn't use to grow flowers into the fruit forest yesterday. "

The student nodded, he and Professor Lu spent most of their time studying corn, and their understanding of fruit trees was still at the undergraduate level.

He just asks, and if there is an answer, there is an answer, and without them he does not force it.

Plants seem rigid, unlike animals, with their own thoughts.

But that's not the case. Some trees, you threaten to uproot if you tell it to bloom badly, it is also useful.

In the following period, the flowers of this tree are guaranteed to be much better than before, provided that all other conditions are sufficient.

It doesn't work every time, but it's really amazing, isn't it.

"You have that time to mess around, can you come and wear a string?" The classmates who came with him shouted super loudly.

Yes, they were caught by Jiang Tu and threaded. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Jiang Tu's original words are, "If you eat skewers at noon today, whether you can eat a sense of ritual depends on yourself." "

"I bought the signature, but I definitely can't wear so much alone."

"The taste must be that taste, maybe it looks like spicy hot or spicy mix is acceptable?"

They can't.

Therefore, after doing nothing in the morning, they were pressed into the small courtyard of Jiangtu's house just full of flowers, wearing the legendary sense of ritual.

Jiangtu is stir-frying the base.

Large chunks of butter mixed with chili peppers and various spices wafted through the air, stimulating and delicious.

He even uses a large iron pot to fry this, stir-fry a little more at one time, and take it directly from the refrigerator next time.

Convenient.

Classmates who wear skewers, sniff.

Seduced by the scent, my hands moved faster.

"It's this smell, it feels more authentic than what is sold in the store!" One person sighed.

"How can it not be authentic, Brother Jiang is not adulterated at all." After speaking, he picked up a beef slice and said, "This beef slice is really cut from a large piece of beef." No adulteration and no synthesis. "

"Hey? Do you come home at noon? Someone asked.

"If you don't come back, just take three days off." At most, I went to the city to play, and I was still waiting to see the pig killing. "Someone came back immediately.

"That is, it can be regarded as a holiday, it is good to go shopping in the city, watch movies, and make up for everything I missed with the village."

“......"

Suddenly, Jiang Tu's phone rang.

He looked at the sun outside, it was almost lunch, who called him?

Still an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, hello, yes, I'm Jiang Tu."

"What, the Forestry Administration's? Ha? "

"Wait, what did you say you were going to send me?"

Hung up the phone, Jiang Tu looked mysterious.

What does it mean to give three pheasants to his family?

Forestry Administration, still in charge of this?

I didn't understand this, when Jiang Tu was cooking at noon, he was a little slippery.

In the afternoon, a small car painted in camouflage colors appeared in the village.

After stopping for a while in front of the village chief's office, he passed the service center directly and drove in the direction of Jiang Tu's house.

In the car, Lin Tiantian drove the car with a serious face, and there was a flight box on the co-pilot.

Through the hole in the net, you can faintly see a little gorgeous feathers.

There is also a big dog in the back seat.

After receiving the call, Jiang Tu hurriedly went out to greet him.

The moment he opened the car door, a slender long leg stepped down first.

With military boots and camouflage pants, Jiang Tu can give her a score of 95 on this leg alone.

The waist is slender, there is meat where there should be meat, and there is not a trace of fat where it should be thin.

Jiang Tu admitted that since he left the crowded big city, he had never seen such and such a beautiful woman again.

Well, the premise is that you can't look at the face.

It's not that it's not good-looking, how can girls say it's not good-looking.

That is, it is not as beautiful as the body.

Yes, that's it.

Let's just say that if you just look at the figure, 95% of men may not be able to grasp themselves and want to do something to her.

With the addition of faces, at least one-third to one-half of people can immediately regain their senses.

Ask for flowers, ask for collections, ask for subscriptions, what a da.