I run a farm, not a zoo

Xiao Pan is a late-night starman, and brushing short videos of various small animals every night is his biggest way to decompress and relax.

The owner is too dark, or cute little animals.

Even his watchlist is full of animal-related UP masters.

He recently followed a newcomer because of a video.

Yes, it's the pig slice.

Aesthetic shooting techniques, perfect tone adjustment, superb editing technology, in just a few minutes, clearly and clearly tell the twists and turns of a wild boar.

Although some of the clips are a little difficult to say, he even feels that this UP master has someone in the audit, or the person is stuffing money into the audit.

But, it's abnormal.

A group of people banging gongs and drums scared away the anchor's home, and no matter how many times he watched, he could laugh out of pigs.

This is the main reason why a wild boar that is neither good-looking nor has a good call can be killed in a group of cute goose-loving animals.

Just when he once again habitually wandered in various videos of station B, he found that there was an UP update.

It's that boar UP.

It's just that this time the protagonist is a weasel.

The video begins with a beautiful starry sky, a view that young people like them in big cities will never see.

The star-studded Milky Way, shining brightly, clearly visible and accessible.

The small courtyard at night, although a little cluttered, is full of traces of life and is not annoying.

Xiao Pan felt that it was not the master's house that was not clean and unfavorable, but more like a person living here, who wanted to do some kind of project, but he didn't finish it.

It's not important, what matters is that the main guest who will appear next, a yellow weasel, that is, a weasel.

It has a slender golden body and a little black face, which looks a little cute like this, not at all like the legendary one who asks for seals everywhere.

The weasel stood nimbly on the stone bench, standing on his hind limbs, his eyes fixed on the two eggs on the stone table.

"Groove, this egg is so big." Xiao Pan exclaimed, rolled over, and lay on his side to get the phone closer to him.

Really, this egg is about the same size as Uncle Huang's head, and it may even be a little bigger.

The UP owner also marked on it that this was the egg that his chicken had just laid today.

The weasel obviously also liked eggs that big, and he nimbly jumped on the stone table, sniffed with his small nose, stretched out his front paws, and quickly put his arm around one of the eggs.

Eyes as bright as stars.

Xiao Pan felt that at this time, he resonated with the weasel.

Wow, an egg fell from the sky.

Haha, now it's it.

It's that big.

Excitedly rubbed on the big egg, leaving his own smell.

This is the egg that rats and mice fancy, no one wants to come over and touch it!

It's super fierce.

Facing the direction of the human room, he fangs and his tail wagged slightly.

It turned its head to look like another egg, and the mustache moved.

This egg, too, is so big, it also wants!

Adult rats and rats do not need to choose, of course, they all do.

It tried to stretch out one front paw in a vain attempt to hug the other, but the one it held at the beginning rolled out of its arms.

The weasel was dumbfounded.

It doesn't matter if the egg is disobedient, it will be eaten by it in a while anyway.

However, when it found its original one, the current one rolled out of its arms again.

For a while, the weasel was simply in a hurry, only hating his little short hands, and he couldn't save the two eggs together.

On the barrage, a burst of [hahahaha] floated by, and Xiao Pan also joined the ranks of merciless ridicule.

Suddenly, the weasel stopped holding the egg, raised his upper body vigilantly, and looked in the direction of the house.

As if it had found something, it swooped back onto the stone bench.

No, you can't be careless, the weasel secretly warns himself that this is human territory, and it may encounter danger at any time.

Mom said that humans would covet their bodies and beat them to death.

The weasel was a little afraid, and his body trembled slightly.

But after waiting for a long time, no human figure appeared at the door of the house.

It found that there seemed to be no danger and jumped back on the stone table.

What, it turns out that it scares itself.

At this time, a line of words suddenly floated through the video, and UP said that he was standing behind it in an upright manner.

But when it turns its head and takes a look, it can find out. And in the house, there is no one, not even a dog.

Another group of [hahaha] floated by.

This stupid thing, vigilance in the wrong direction.

If he can steal eggs, he will give the UP master three times in a row.

Xiao Pan looked at the silly appearance of the weasel in the video, and the curve of the corner of his mouth could not be put down.

Sure enough, in the fast-forward video, everything that just happened is repeated again and again.

When it found that it really couldn't hold two at once, it had to decide to give up one.

The rat and mouse are heartache, and they are going to drip blood.

He held the bigger one and looked at the other seriously, as if saying: Wait, wait for it to come back, if it is still lying here alone, it will take it home.

Here comes a new problem.

Eggs are round, easy to hold, difficult to wrap.

The egg fell and slammed on the stone table, making a crisp sound that startled the little weasel.

Don't break, don't break, break it to eat or not.

But fortunately, the egg is a good egg with understanding, not only is it not broken, but it does not even have a crack.

Finally, the hardworking weasel used both paws and face together to hold this egg, which is gratifying.

Then, it found itself unable to get down.

To go down, it has to give up eggs, and its goal is eggs, which is even harder.

The hardest thing was that the wind changed direction, bringing with it the smell of humanity, and it knew that the owner of the house was back.

The whole weasel seemed to freeze, holding the egg, standing on the edge of the stone table, not daring to move.

As long as it doesn't look back and can't see humans, no humans will find it.

Whining.

Eggs, rats and mice's eggs.

But the truth does not depend on it.

In the black Doudou's eyes, two packets of clear tears instantly gathered.

It looked at the egg in its arms, and then secretly looked at the owner of the egg not far away, and the entanglement in its eyes was about to turn into substance.

[Give it, give it!] 】

[It's so distressing, the child has worked hard for so long. ] Hahaha. 】

[This is probably the rarest topic it has encountered in his life. ] 】

[Excuse me, what should I do if the owner discovers me when I steal?] 】

[Hahaha, ask two people who is more flustered! ] 】

[Weasel: What do you look like to me?] 】

As the camera got closer and closer, the weasel on the table became more and more anxious, and even lay down, protected the egg, rushed in the direction of the UP Lord, and began to breathe.

In the end, he stood up in fear, put down the egg that was already covered with heat with great reluctance, jumped off the stone table three times and twice, and rubbed into the darkness.

But he didn't leave, his eyes were still staring straight at the eggs on the table, full of food cravings.

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