I rely on talking to brush the copy

Le Jing feels that the current development is becoming more and more psychedelic.

Because the system spoke first, he always thought that he was cheating this time. But if he was wearing a book, why would he study his own article in Chinese class?

‘System, you said that this world is a novel, so the texts I am studying now are also set up by the author of the novel in the plot? ’

【Of course not. This novel is called "Rebirth: A Short Story of the 1980s", and the content is about the heroine being reborn in the 1980s, making up for the regrets of her previous life, fighting against her best relatives, marrying a wealthy husband, and reaching the pinnacle of her life. ] System answer: [In order to make this story more immersive, our programming department deliberately used real history as a template when setting the background.

The text you are studying now is the work of Mr. Li Jingran, a literary giant of the Republic of China. It has been included in Chinese textbooks since the resumption of the college entrance examination, so you will study his articles in class. 】

Le Jing thought for a second and immediately grasped the key point: 'So, those characters who existed in history will also exist in this world? ’

【That's right. 】The system dutifully answered: 【Everything is for the sake of authenticity! And this can also create a refreshing feeling of changing history. 】

Le Jing took a look at Chang Jingchen's memory and found that it was indeed what the system said. The first atomic bomb exploded, Dongfanghong No. 1 went into space, China and the United States established diplomatic relations... these historical events are all vivid in our minds.

only……

A cold look flashed in his eyes: 'In other words, this world is actually equivalent to a copy of the game you built using a program, and I am actually an NPC? ’

The system was silent for a moment, then he sighed and said earnestly: [Young man, you have to learn to be confused and don't get to the bottom of things. Can't you just live a happy life? If you think about it now that you have thoughts and can speak, then you are a living person...]

‘If you want to explain to me the philosophical question of ‘who am I? If you just try to give me poor psychotherapy..." Le Jing stared at the familiar words in the Chinese language book and said casually: "I suggest you start with Erikson's theory of the development stages of self-awareness. At the same time, Swedish psychologist Carl Jung's personality analysis psychological theory personality will also be helpful to your next speech. ’

system:……? ? ?

For the first time, the system felt that there was something wrong with his cannon fodder host?

Le Jing ignored the noise canceling system and focused most of his attention on the article in the textbook in front of him.

Who would have thought that during this time travel, he would have to memorize an article he wrote? Does he think I'm cheating on myself?

Although "The Last Man Who Didn't Take Drugs" was written by him, it was impossible for him to memorize the article intact. Le Jing's memory is only slightly better than ordinary people, but it has not reached the point of photographic memory.

The full text of "The Last Man Who Didn't Take Drugs" is 4,000 to 5,000 words. Because it is a bit long, only partial excerpts are published in the Chinese textbook. Le Jing flipped through it and estimated that it had about two thousand words. It's six twenty-five now, and there's still an hour and a half before the first class starts. It should take about an hour and a half to memorize the article.

The system looked at the host's calm expression with his head down reading a book, and felt even more aggrieved. He has been working on the system for so many years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a strange host.

After binding to the system, if you don’t slap in the face, abuse the scum, or open a live broadcast room, you will only silently endorse it!

He struggled for a while and quietly opened the live broadcast room.

"Rebirth: Little Days in the 1900s" is a popular romance novel in recent years. Qijiang Technology Company, where the system is located, specifically bought the copyright of the novel, and then created countless small worlds based on the plot of the novel, and then opened up a near-future world. Hundreds of live broadcast rooms.

The name of the system is not System either. He is called No. 77. There are 76 more powerful systems before him. The live broadcast style of each live broadcast room is different. Just like System No. 77 is located in the cannon fodder's counterattack, face-slapping and abuse live broadcast room, the main live broadcast of the live broadcast room revolves around the short-term slaps and abuse of parents.

Previously, the hosts bound to the No. 77 system were all women, and the live broadcast style was also about family life, farming life, interspersed with slaps in the face, abuse, and romance.

but!

I don’t know if it’s because my peers are too good at hitting, or the audience is tired of being slapped in the face, or the host previously bound to System 77 was too unreliable. Anyway, the response to System 77’s previous live broadcast room was mediocre, and it’s not at all It's not very attractive, and the maximum number of people online during the daily live broadcast is only five or six hundred.

If this continues, the live broadcast room where System 77 is located will be shut down!

In other words, System No. 77 will become the first system to be laid off by Qijiang Technology Company!

In order to prevent himself from being laid off, the system thought hard for three days, and finally used his clever little mind to come up with a genius idea - he could just change his next host to a male!

The audience must be tired of watching women fight in the house! They must have never seen men playing house fighting!

Then System 77’s live broadcast room became an instant hit.

Female viewers love watching the story of a man abusing his best mother-in-law, slapping his best relatives in the face, and supporting his wife! They all praised such a man as a good man worth marrying!

...It’s a pity that the host’s style of painting this time doesn’t seem right?

...Isn’t the host this time cannon fodder? Why does he have the aura of a male protagonist?

Because of the popularity accumulated in the past, many people entered the live broadcast room as soon as it opened.

〖Floating Dream: The live broadcast is finally on! 〗

〖Yingying Yishuijian: Is this the male protagonist this time? A real passerby. 〗

〖Maple Leaf Autumn: Is the male protagonist a high school student now? I saw him reciting "The Last Man Who Didn't Take Drugs"! 〗

〖Mumu: Hahahahaha, I felt relieved when I saw that the ancients hundreds of years ago were memorizing the same text as us, hahaha. 〗

〖Pfft: Pfft. I just saw a blogger broadcasting Mr. Li Jingran’s life in the live broadcast room next door. Now I see this text and I really burst into tears! 〗

Le Jing who is endorsing:? ? ?

He narrowed his eyes and said, 'System, have you opened a live broadcast room? ’

The system felt guilty at first, and then became confident, [Damn it, hate it, what do you call it the system? It has a name, let’s call it 77! 】

Le Jing: ‘...there’s a bug in your program? Or was it hacked by a hacker? ’

A string of hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Le Jing:……

Le Jing rubbed his temples and asked No. 77 coldly: 'Can you block the barrage? ’

[Yes, yes...] No. 77 asked aggrievedly: [But host, don’t you want to interact with the audience? 】

Le Jing said with a cold face: ‘I don’t want to. ’

[As a new anchor, now is a critical period to accumulate popularity...]

Le Jing glanced at the clock hanging above the classroom and interrupted the system's nagging with a cold voice: 'No. 77, shut up and don't disturb my endorsement. ’

The system's data flow was briefly disrupted, and at that moment, he learned by himself what it meant to be afraid of your mother calling your name.

The system cried in its heart: Chang Jingchen is obviously just an ordinary passerby, why does his aura look so like that of an **oss?

In the barrage area that Lejing cannot see, the audience in the live broadcast room is making inhumane mockery of the system.

[Zhonghua Yao: Hahahahahahahaha, it’s the first time I’ve seen such a tough host! I like! 】

[Hua Duzui: Hahaha, the host is right. He is originally a high school student, and the mission of high school students is to study hard! 】

[Nian Nian: Men who study hard are the most attractive! 】

[Qianshan Muxue: Is this really cannon fodder? Why is your personality so domineering and cool? 】

The system was suddenly excited. It turned out that he was not the only one who thought so! Is the painting style of the host this time really a bit strange, or is he just a different kind of firework in the cannon fodder world?

…

…

The preparatory bell for morning reading had just fallen when the head teacher and Chinese teacher and classmate Wen Wenzhong’s mother entered the class. The class teacher's name is Wang Lei, and she is a very serious and responsible teacher. At this time, she was wearing a leather shirt and a black cloth skirt, standing on the podium, looking like a rural female teacher in an old TV series.

Teacher Wang held a thick paper in his hand, and Le Jing could faintly see the eye-catching red cross on it.

It seems that today’s morning reading is about commenting on Chinese papers. Le Jing lowered his head again and began to memorize the text silently against the clock.

"Last week's Chinese midterm exam results are out." Wang Lei placed the test paper heavily on the table, her voice as cold as ice: "Some students did very well, but some students did very poorly!"

Le Jing Mo Bei: When I went out today, I met that person again. He was lying on the ground with a yellow face...

"We have been talking about the text "The Last Man Who Didn't Take Drugs" for three or four days! How many times have I talked about the three parts of the central idea, the structure of the full text, and the thoughts and feelings?! But some students are not so good, and a reading comprehension of 20 points is just I only got 5 points! The central idea and thoughts and feelings are completely wrong!”

Le Jing Mo Bei: He wants to harm me too! I was scared away...

"Chang Jingchen! Do you think I'm talking about someone else? Why don't you bow your head and desert me!"

Le Jing Mo Bei: The sun is shining brightly today, it’s a good weather. I thought for a long time before I dared to go out and walked along the wall...

【Host! The teacher is calling you! 】

Le Jing paused, raised his head in confusion, and met Wang Lei's angry gaze.

"Chang Jingchen, what are you looking at so intently?!"

Le Jing answered honestly: "Read the Chinese language book."

"Oh, you are working so hard!" Wang Lei said with a sinister smile: "If you work so hard, how come you got 70 points in the Chinese test?"

Le Jing:……

"I'm sorry, teacher." He lowered his head and admitted his mistake with a guilty look on his face: "I will work hard in the future and I will definitely do well in the exam next time."

Chang Jingchen admitted his mistake so happily, and Wang Lei looked a little better. She took out his paper with red crosses all over it from the test paper and shook it impatiently: "Take your paper away quickly. If you fail the next Chinese language test again, I will ask your parents!"

Le Jing came up to the stage and took the paper with a face of shame, then returned to his seat and began to check the paper.

He first turned to the reading comprehension section that the class teacher had criticized, and the eye-catching red crosses one after another made him quite uncomfortable.

The first question: "Why does the author say that "I" am the last person who does not take drugs? What is the author's intention in setting up such an absurd and twisted world?"

Chang Jingchen replied: The author wants to alert future generations and let readers understand how terrible a country where all people take drugs is bulabula...

Le Jing: ...Isn’t this quite right?

However, this very sincere answer was followed by a striking red cross.

Chang Jingchen gave very detailed and impressive answers to the following questions, but most of his answers were followed by red crosses.

Chang Jingchen's only correct answer was to the third question: 'Today is sunny and it is a good day. ' What is the purpose of this weather sentence? What kind of thoughts and feelings does it reflect?

Chang Jingchen answered: This is the only time the sunny weather is mentioned in the whole article, using the happy scene to contrast the sad feelings bulabula...

Le Jing: ...

Okay.

Le Jing also forgot why he wrote such a sentence at that time, but it certainly has nothing to do with using the happy scene to contrast the sad feelings.

Le Jing looked at the reading comprehension on the test paper with a rather subtle expression, and realized a painful fact - if he, the original author, did this reading comprehension, he might not even get five points, and it is very likely to be zero points.

In the live broadcast room where Le Jing could not see, the audience went crazy because of this test paper.

[Ming Jiuyu: The male protagonist is a cannon fodder! ]

[Xia Jiweiyu: Wait, the second question seems to have been made by us not long ago? Technology has been developing for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect that the setting of reading comprehension questions is still the same...】

[Mu Jian: So you're slapping the scumbag in the face? I didn't come here to listen to the class. It's so boring, I'm leaving! 】

...

...

Because of this test paper with red crosses on his face, Le Jing, who was obsessed with memorizing the text, was distracted by the teacher's explanation of the test paper.

"The author said that "I" was the last person who didn't take drugs in order to express the struggle of individuals in a distorted society. The author's intention was..."

Le Jing: ... I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

After listening to Teacher Wang Lei's explanation of his article, Le Jing suddenly found that his soul was one step closer to a certain Zhou surnamed literary giant.

I think that the later generations of reading comprehension believe that "there are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is still a jujube tree" is Zhou surnamed literary giant's dissatisfaction with the current social situation, so he expects "other trees" to appear. Now it is normal to say that his "today is sunny and it is a good weather" is "using happy scenes to set off sad feelings".

…

…

In the following Chinese class, Le Jing recited the entire text of "The Last Person Who Doesn't Take Drugs" fluently without any danger.

Wang Lei made a few comments on his textbook while listening, and nodded reluctantly after he finished reciting the whole text: "You recited it well... but there are still some mistakes in some sentences, such as "There are some things I need to think clearly" you recited as "There are some things I need to think clearly", and..."

Le Jing: …

Wang Lei pointed out Le Jing's mistakes and omissions more than a dozen times in a row, and then she mercifully handed the textbook to Le Jing, "Sit down."

Le Jing sat down in silence, a little doubting his life.

Then it was time for him to recite the text at the table behind him. He memorized the text thoroughly, and unlike Le Jing who made more than a dozen mistakes and omissions, he only made two or three mistakes and omissions. Wang Lei nodded repeatedly, and did not forget to warn Le Jing: "You should learn more from others! You must be careful when reciting the text in the future, and you can't be careless!"

Le Jing smiled: "Okay, I know."

...

...

As soon as the school bell rang at noon, System 77 began to chatter loudly in Le Jing's mind: [Host, host! School is over! Let's go and slap the scum in the face! ! ]

Le Jing paused while packing his schoolbag, and said impatiently in his heart: 'Is your life only about slapping the scum in the face? Can't you find something serious to do? ’

The system felt wronged: [But the purpose of my life is to slap people in the face and abuse them QWQ]

"Chang Jingchen." Someone put his arm around his shoulders affectionately from behind, "Are you going home?"

Le Jing's body stiffened, and then he reflexively showed a gentle and harmless smile, turned his head and looked at the person behind him, "Yes, Brother Zhao, do you want to talk to me?"

The man he called Brother Zhao was a big and strong man, whose full name was Zhao Desheng. He was a well-known gangster leader in the whole grade. He was stuffed into their school because his family was rich. Before, because Chang Jingchen was cowardly, Zhao Desheng often threw his homework to him to do.

Brother Zhao put a few math papers on his seat carelessly and ordered rudely: "This is today's homework, hand it in to me tomorrow after you finish it."

No. 77 excitedly howled in his mind: [Host! ! This is a perfect opportunity to slap people in the face and abuse them! Go and spray him hard, slap him in the face! 】

Le Jing felt a dull pain in his head because of his howling. I don’t know if it’s because there’s a system in his head and his life is being broadcast live, but Le Jing has been in a bad mood since he woke up.

If it was before, he might still be in the mood to play the passerby script, which he has played in the real world for many years and is already familiar with.

But now he is in a bad mood, and Zhao Desheng just happened to run into his gun.

“Wait a minute.” He put his hand on Zhao Desheng’s shoulder as he turned to leave.

“What’s the matter?” Zhao Desheng turned his head and glared at him impatiently.

"Let the distance from point P to plane a be square root of 3, and point Q be on plane a, so that the angle between line PQ and plane a is not less than 30° and not more than 60°, then what is the area of ​​the region formed by such point Q?"

"...What?"

"The answer is 8π." The boy sneered, raised his chin, and handed him the paper, "You can't even solve such a simple math problem. I think you still need to do more problems to improve your IQ."

Zhao Desheng:...

He stared at Chang Jingchen as if he had seen a ghost, his eyes full of disbelief.

Is this still the Chang Jingchen he knew?

Chang Jingchen was always terrified every time he saw him, and he didn't even dare to raise his head. Today, he not only refused to help him with his homework, but also confronted him? !

He was looking for death!

[Lulu Miller: !!! This is the first time I have seen such a simple and unpretentious way of slapping someone in the face! ]

[95233: Although it feels good to confront someone, can the male protagonist, with his small body, really beat this muscle cannon fodder? ]

[Little Witch of Love: Yes, yes, host, do you want to exchange martial arts skills? ]

[Blue Wings: The host is a newcomer and has no points. I will give the host some money, and the host will use the money to exchange for points to buy skills! 】

[System prompt: Lan Chi rewarded anchor Chang Jingchen 50RMB]

[System prompt: 95233 rewarded anchor Chang Jingchen 50RMB]

…

Of course, Le Jing did not see what happened in the live broadcast room. Facing Zhao Desheng's raised fist, he said calmly: "If you want to be sentenced to life imprisonment, you can hit me. It's better to beat me until I bleed and become disabled, so that you are more likely to be shot."

Zhao Desheng's fist stagnated.

"The crackdown ended only the year before last. Are you getting bold again?" Le Jing suddenly laughed: "Guess how many people have been shot for beating and shooting in the past few years? Oh, I remember that someone was shot for rape."

Le Jing was not afraid of Zhao Desheng at all. After all, the Minor Protection Law was not promulgated until 1991. If Zhao Desheng wanted to hit him, the sentencing would only be based on the adult standard. And because the crackdown has only been over for a few years, the sentencing will only be heavier.

Zhao Desheng blushed and slowly put down his fist.

【Fengzi: Can anyone explain what "severe crackdown" means? 】

【Lihua: I checked it out. The full name of "severe crackdown" is to severely crack down on serious criminal activities. According to the spirit of "severe and quick punishment, and catch all in one net", criminals are resolutely cracked down. In a nutshell, it means to use severe punishment in troubled times. 】

【Ji Fei: In other words, with the blessing of the law, cannon fodder dare not do anything to the anchor (suddenly excited)】

【Carp Spirit: The law slaps the face and abuses the scum for me, this operation is 666! ! 】

【System prompt: Carp Spirit rewards anchor Chang Jingchen with 50RMB. 】

【System prompt: Jinjin rewards anchor Chang Jing with 50RMB】

System No. 77: ...? ? ? ! ! ! !

System No. 77 dances wildly: [Host! ! Your novice slapping task is completed! ! ! ! Reward you with 100 points! ! Quickly exchange for house fighting skills, and slap the face and abuse the scum better! ! 】

Le Jing: Hehe

‘Shut up and buy me a set of 53.’