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Behind the fairy gate is a small road, with green trees on both sides, exotic flowers and plants competing for beauty, unknown spiritual birds dragging long red irises from the treetops, and the sea of ​​flowers suddenly commotion, startling a group of colorful butterflies that greedily suck nectar. A white deer poked its head out from the flowers and looked at the strange visitor curiously. In the distance, a group of red-crowned cranes swam across the blue sky...

This scene can only be described by the word "fairyland".

Su Jian stared straight at him and muttered to himself: "This is the life of a god..."

Kunhuo licked his lips and stared at the white deer eagerly, "It looks like it's delicious."

The white deer looked at him in shock and ran away quickly.

Kunhuo curled his lips regretfully and muttered: "Why are you so timid."

Although the scenery is beautiful, it is not the time to stop and watch it. Their exams are not over yet.

The zither player told them that they needed to pass through the cemetery, and someone would lead them to the final exam at the exit of the cemetery.

"You have worked so hard for so long, just enjoy the beautiful scenery and relax."

Kun Huo was annoyed by his considerate attitude, so he said, "What beautiful scenery? I am just a dog, I don't have such a high level of thought, my dream is to eat meat." He looked at the zither player with a slanted eye, his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted, and said in a weird way, "So you see, we have come all the way here, but you don't treat us to a meal?"

The zither player: ...

Perhaps no examinee has ever made this request, so he hesitated for a while and took out a small white jade bottle from his arms: "I have a braised pork flavored fasting pill here, one pill will fill you up, do you want to eat it?"

Kun Huo: ...

Le Jing: ...

Although he was disgusted, Kun Huo still accepted the bottle of Qigong Pills, and then turned around and gave it to Le Jing, saying with a flattering face: "Le Jing, Le Jing, look, I am fleecing the stinky Taoist priest to support you!" Seeing his proud expression, Le Jing inexplicably remembered a modern panda head emoticon package:

[Forget him, I will steal the electric car to support you]

"...Thank you so much."

He opened the cloth bag he carried with him, took out a meat bun from it, and asked: "Do you want to eat it?"

Kun Huo answered in a shocking voice: "Eat it!"

Looking at his cheerful appearance of lowering his head and eating the bun, Le Jing touched his chin and suddenly felt that he was tricked by this dog spirit.

They walked slowly on the path in the garden. On the way, Le Jing finally had time to ask Su Jian: "What did you see on the cloud ladder?"

Su Jian was silent for a while.

Le Jing immediately said, "It's okay if you don't want to say it. This is your personal matter. I'm just asking casually."

Su Jian shook his head and smiled bitterly, "There's nothing I can't say... In the illusion, I was despised by everyone. I was a waste who gave up on myself and would never be able to turn over."

He curled his lips, his eyes dim and depressed, "Compared to being called a waste, I'm more afraid of being a waste forever and never turning over in this life."

Le Jing understood Su Jian's heart knot.

The less a person has, the more he wants to prove something.

Su Jian suddenly encountered a family change. He fell from the peak to the bottom of the valley overnight. His proud spine was broken. This incident was too much of a blow to him and was about to become his inner demon. That's why he was eager to stand out and prove to those who looked down on him that even if he didn't have the Su family, even if he fell into the dust, he could still stand up and climb to the top of the mountain again.

Le Jing thought for a moment and gave him some spiritual chicken soup: "You are now at the bottom of the valley, so no matter which direction you go, you are moving upward. The fact that you can overcome this fear so quickly proves that you are determined and will become a great man in the future."

Facing the boy's clear eyes, Su Jian smiled, and his dark eyes were stained with a strange stubbornness and ruthlessness, "Don't you think it's strange? Obviously I am nothing now, but I just don't believe that I will always be a waste. I believe that I can definitely stand up again. I will climb very high and be destined to be looked up by everyone!"

"...Well, I believe you can do it." Le Jing said silently in his heart. After all, you are very likely to be the male protagonist of the Dian family. It is normal to be so self-confident.

The gloom and resentment in Su Jian's eyes dissipated a lot. He touched the back of his head and said thank you to Le Jing awkwardly.

"Don't thank me, I didn't help you much."

Su Jian shook his head and said seriously: "Thank you." Thank you for telling me the truth, and thank you for looking at me when everyone didn't look at me.

Some favors don't need to be spoken, just remember them in your heart.

He smiled and changed the subject: "Kun Huo, are you a monster?"

Kun Huo was sneaking around to catch the little butterfly, but after hearing his question, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Nonsense."

Then the little butterfly flew away.

He stomped the ground angrily, groaned in annoyance, and glared at Su Jian again, "It's all your fault! You compensate me for the little butterfly!"

Su Jian:...

Le Jing looked at the stupid dog's heartless and troubled appearance, and really couldn't imagine what he would be afraid of.

So he asked: "What did you see on the ladder?"

Kun Huo's ferocious expression of intimidating Su Jian immediately withdrew, raised his head and squinted his eyes, his mouth tilted, and fell into deep thought, with a deep look as if to let me see which unruly citizen wanted to plot against me.

Le Jing waited patiently for a while, and then Kun Huo answered cautiously: "The sky is very blue, the ladder is very white, Su Jian's expression is dull as if he is mentally retarded, Le Jing is also handsome and handsome when he is in a daze?"

Le Jing:……

Su Jian:? ? ? Little brother, what's the matter with you?

He nodded, "I understand." Which meant you didn't see anything.

While they were talking, the three of them had already reached the exit of the cemetery, where a young man wearing Taoist robes was already waiting there. He was a little surprised to see Lejing and the others.

"You are so fast. You are still the first batch of candidates to come to my place." He looked at this strange combination of two people and one dog, marveling at it, and his eyes especially lingered on Kun Huo for a long time.

Kun Huo glared angrily: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen a dog?"

The young man was stunned for a moment and said seriously: "Did you know? An arrogant dog like you would be cooked in soup in my hometown."

Kun Huo was stunned: "Dogs are so cute, how can you eat dogs?!"

The boy explained seriously: "Rabbits are so cute, aren't spicy rabbit heads also delicious?"

Kunhuo:......

The young man turned to look at Le Jing and Su Jian, "Follow me, and I will take you for a physical examination."

"Physical examination?"

"Yes, we always have to check your bones and physical condition, otherwise how can we teach you in accordance with your aptitude." Then he whispered confidently: "And if we accept someone in the front foot, the person in the back foot will die of illness for no apparent reason. If you don’t know, you think people are being harmed by us, so how can we recruit students in the future?”

Le Jing: ...Sounds very reasonable.

The young man took off the gourd from his waist and threw it into the sky. The gourd immediately expanded in the wind and turned into a giant gourd four to five meters in size, floating at their waists.

The young man took the lead and sat on the gourd head, calling to them: "Come on, sit on it, it's faster than walking."

Lejing Su Jian and Kun Huo sat down on the gourd one after another.

The young man squeezed his hands and saw the gourd rising from half a person's height to one person's height, and then fluttering forward at a speed slightly faster than walking.

Le Jing:...? ? ?

"...Excuse me, can you go faster?"

"If it were three months ago, I would readily tell you that it was possible." The young man turned his head and said with a sad expression, "But now, it is not possible."

"Not long ago, several senior brothers from our sect were flying too fast with their swords, and accidentally killed several red-crowned cranes raised by the master..." The young man said listlessly: "When the master was angry, he killed them..." We have issued a height limit and speed limit, so now we can only fly slowly.”

Le Jing finally remembered Mei Jingliang.

He should have known that the painting style of a sect that cultivated disciples like Mei Jingliang would not be too serious.

Sure enough. Everyone in this sect, including the leader, is a fool.

On the way to send them for a physical examination, the young man was still there and said: "You are so lucky. There is no one in the examination room now. Elder Mu is busy at work. You can now enjoy the supreme top deluxe version of the physical examination service." ”

Elder Mu...

Le Jing asked cautiously: "But that Elder Mu who likes to pretend to be a beggar?"

The young man looked at him in shock, his face full of sorrow that the Taoist sect would be over sooner or later: "Has this matter spread to the mortal world?!"

Okay, it seems that this Elder Mu is indeed the Elder Mu who has a unique painting style that Mei Xingliang mentioned.

The so-called physical examination room is an antique two-story building.

It's just that the door of the physical examination room, which the young man said was deserted, was now surrounded by a huge crowd. Among the Taoist priests with their Taoist crowns erect, those bald heads are particularly eye-catching.

In addition to several immortal Taoist priests, there was also an old monk wearing a red cassock.

The young man jumped off the gourd and asked confusedly: "Master? Why are you here?"

The person he called the leader was a middle-aged Taoist priest with a three-part beard. He glared at the young man with a tigerish face and waved his hand impatiently like a fly: "Gungun, I will get angry when I see you. I tell you, stay away from my red-crowned crane in the future!”

The young man touched his nose and muttered in a low voice: "I didn't move, the red-crowned crane made the move first."

Le Jing: ...So this is the My Senior Brother Is Me series?

Master Bai Yuan glared at him, too lazy to pay attention to this bastard. He showed a greasy smile like a weasel stealing a chicken to Le Jing and others who had arrived belatedly (emphasis on Le Jing). He rubbed his hands. , asked Le Jing with a smile: "I am the leader of the Linqing sect, my Taoist name is Bai Yuan. I wonder what I call this little fellow Taoist?"

Le Jing put away his surprise and returned the same standard smile: "Hello, Master, my name is Le Jing."

Could it be that he performed so well on the ladder just now that he attracted the favor of the leader? There won’t be another plot about the leader recruiting disciples next, right?

The old monk who had been looking at Le Jing with a hidden look suddenly came out of the crowd and walked to Le Jing. He smiled kindly and interrupted Bai Yuan's next words, "Amitabha, this little benefactor, the poor monk's name is Hui Wu." , let me give you a physical examination next.”

Le Jing:……

In the Taoist disciple selection ceremony, the monk conducts a physical examination?

He suddenly remembered several photos that were widely circulated in modern times.

Monks ask Taoist priests for fortune telling, monks and Taoist priests compete in tug-of-war, monks and Taoist priests attend seminars and take photos together...

So, the world of cultivation also pays attention to Buddhism and Taoism?

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I feel like this instance is becoming more and more like a sand sculpture…