I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

legend,

In ancient times, geniuses appeared in large numbers.

A woman turned out to be born, no one knew where she came from, no one knew her real name, and no one knew her true face. But when she hit the world with invincible hands and the heights were unstoppable, she had already become famous all over the world as the "Seven Female Emperors".

Overlooking the world, no one can match.

In ancient times, among monks, there was no distinction between Buddha, Tao and demons.

Only divided into human race and monster race.

At that time, humans and demons could still coexist in harmony.

The monks are collectively referred to as "qi refiners" because of their cultivation methods.

But one day, the Qijue Empress suddenly disappeared.

Some people say that she is dead.

Some people say she lives in seclusion.

Some people say that she soared to the upper realm.

There are different opinions.

But the only certainty is that since that day, no one has seen the Qijue Empress again.

According to legend, she left six unique artifacts in the world.

These six unique artifacts have changed hands in five thousand years, and have changed their owners.

...

In the courtyard full of purple petals, Yi Lin closed a few cheat books.

There is a floor in front of him.

He became a registered disciple of the elder Chuan Gong.

This process is quite magical, so I became inexplicably.

Note that the two of them are connected and form the same person.

Together, the two of them are the "Elder Chuan Gong".

It is said that when fighting outside, no matter if the opponent is one person, they are also two people with one heart, a hundred people, they are also two people with one heart, advance and retreat together.

Parted, one is called "Ram Black" and the other is called "Ram White".

Weird names.

Yi Lin jokingly called them "two sheep in black and white".

Although the black and white two sheep have a weird personality, they are of good character. On the first day Yi Lin became a named disciple, they threw out the introductory cheats one after another and threw them to Yi Lin. Jun picking.

Of course Yi Lin chose everything.

Children only make choices.

And Lin Yi, thirteen years old, is already an adult.

Do adults still need to make choices?

Yi Lin looked around.

Speaking of which, the flowers planted in the yard and the dead trees planted in the corner of the yard are not ordinary mundane things.

The purple flower is said to be called "Wuxin Flower".

The flower-leaf period of this plant is a full one hundred years. It has long leaves for one hundred years. It does not set flower cores. Once it blooms, it is directly squeezed out of the leaves. After the flowers bloom, they will not wither for a hundred years. Even if they are picked, they will not wither. Maintain a glamorous appearance.

And that withered tree, called the "Infatuated Fruit Tree", planted a fruit tree, and perhaps some monks would never see its fruit in their entire lives, all by fate. Once the result is achieved, only the "silly people" can pick the fruit, and the non-silly people can't touch it and can't wait for it.

When listening to the black and white elders boasting about their gardening tastes, Yi Lin suspects that they are bragging.

But Yi Lin had no evidence.

The action route of the white and black sheep is also very regular.

The two of them are elders.

In addition to being responsible for spreading power, he is boring to play chess.

Day after day, year after year.

At the beginning of the month, the official disciples of the Tianjianmen will sit on the mountain square, and the two elders will select a book of the Tianjianmen to preach for the disciples.

Yi Lin is currently only a registered disciple and is not qualified to be an observer.

But it doesn't matter, Yi Lin always likes to watch it for herself, learn it by herself, and comprehend it by herself.

Hearing from the two cheap masters, he also has a big brother.

But the big brother went out to perform the task, and he hasn't returned for more than ten years, so now there is only one disciple of the elder Chuan Gong, who can be called the only seedling.

When this matter was mentioned at the time, Yi Lin was curious, what task could be done for more than ten years?

Is the person still there?

But the two cheap masters did not answer this, they just said in unison and mysteriously: the secrets of heaven must not be revealed.

The translation is: confidentiality.

But it's also good.

In the Bieyuan, there is a small library.

There are many books in it.

Although there is a simple trigger type prohibition at the door of the library.

But after a few days of observation, Yi Lin easily sneaked in.

He took out more than fifty cheats in one go.

Inside the Tianjianmen, the types of cheats are numerous and complex, covering a variety of disciplines.

A simple summary can be divided into: alchemy, sword repair, magic tactics, refining weapons, sword formations, odd gates, and hexagrams.

On the way of cultivation, Yi Lin belonged to Xiaobai, so he didn't need to choose. The vast sea of ​​books was full of unknown knowledge. He rubbed his palms in excitement, moved out more than fifty books in one breath, and found the clean tea room in the Bieyuan Garden. Taking advantage of the preaching work of the black and white sheep, Yi Lin read the book here.

Listening to Jian Nanchun's words, preaching every month, one transmission lasts for three to five days. Thousands of cultivators sit in the square, motionless, and the scene is quite spectacular.

Three or five days, Yi Lin was surprised when he heard it.

This qi refining meditation, sits for ten days and a half months at all times, can't you sit for hemorrhoids?

While spitting out in his heart, Yi Lin moved the coffee table where the two elders were drinking tea to the corner in the tea room, vacated the site, and lined up fifty cheat books horizontally and vertically.

Looking at the pages of the book opened, Yi Lin couldn't help being in a trance, silently overlapping with the scene in his memory.

When did it last time?

Oh……

Thirteen years ago.

At the clock tower.

Yi Lin sighed lightly, feeling that time flies, and a pattern of light-colored rays floats on his right wrist.

"Without the Suspense Ring, the stability of the supreme flow spell has indeed been affected."

To put it bluntly, I still can't make it home.

Yi Lin was depressed. While talking, Yi Lin slapped his chest with his right hand, proficiently entering the state of being out of his body.

That is the state of mind.

In a mental state, the passage of time slowed down, and he had to take advantage of these three days to write down all the books in the black and white two sheep library. Even if you don't understand or practice, at least use your memory to forcefully write it down, and then slowly digest it later.

Ah Deng said that knowledge is a priceless treasure house, and there is no one.

No one knows that a young man from elsewhere, like a hungry sponge, is frantically absorbing "knowledge" within his eyes.

Three days later.

Yi Lin reluctantly wrote down the books in the black and white Eryang library without missing a word.

The difficulty is quite high, to be honest.

There are also many fuzzy illustrations inside.

The path of breath circulation is marked above.

It took Yi Lin a lot of work to record them one by one.

...

The fifth day.

After the monthly preaching meeting, the two men, Ram White and Ram Black, walked home on the colorful clouds.

What they passed this month was an advanced swordsmanship.

It was precisely because of the profoundness that it took five days to work.

Preaching day and night, it consumes a lot of energy for Ram Black and Ram White.

When they returned to their own villa, both of them were dumbfounded at the same time.

The style of the whole courtyard is completely different.

Yi Lin, their newly-accepted registered disciple, is holding a handful of small scissors that he has gotten from nowhere, clicking here and there, trimming the unintentional flowers in the yard into various shapes.

Some are like people, some are like birds, some are like clouds, some are like flowers, and some are like houses.

Connected together, it's like a painting.

A picture scroll of men and women wandering in Yunhai Park and surrounded by cranes.

Ram White: "So..."

Ram Black: "Outrageous..."

The black and white two sheep stayed at the door for a long time. After repeatedly confirming that this was their own garden, they cautiously stepped in, thinking they had entered the wrong door.

"Master, you are back."

A shy smile appeared on the well-behaved boy's face.

For a moment, the smile pierced the black and white eyes of the ram, and it was a little dazzling in the sun.

In the consternation of the two cheap masters, Yi Lin explained with a smile: "I have been free for a few days, looking at the flowers and trees in the two masters' courtyard~www.readwn.com~ I feel that the two masters' courtyard is as beautiful as The painting was a little messy. The only thing was that I was less angry, so I decided on my own and trimmed the unintentional flowers in the courtyard. I laid out some patterns on the petals I cut in the courtyard. I don’t know if the two masters are. satisfy?"

Yi Lin didn't say that they hadn't noticed yet.

Not only was the unintentional flower on the side of the yard's wall chopped round, the petals that were said to have not withered for a hundred years, Yi Lin actually spread out strange patterns on the ground.

At first glance, the pattern is asymmetrical, but in terms of details, it is divided into several sections. Between each section, there is a sense of beauty that makes up for each other's incompleteness. At the very center, a road was left, leading directly to the chessboard, so that the two of them could walk along the path paved with petals, all the way to the chess position, in one step.

Ram Black and Ram White have the same mind and think of one.

They didn't say anything, but they had a fierce exchange in their hearts.

But this is not beautiful, dissatisfied, others don't know, are they still not clear about each other?

Ram Hei and Ram Bai stared at each other for a long time, not knowing what to say.

Is it like it? Or do you mean to scold me?

After a thumbs up, both of them felt that they couldn't help themselves.

Not long ago, they were in front of the new registered disciple, boasting that the style of the missionary garden was unique in the Tianjianmen.

Unexpectedly, within a few days, the new disciple would be slapped in the face.

To be honest, it's not that they can't get this kind of tricks with simple tricks.

With a wave, anything more luxurious than this can be tossed in place.

It can be blindfolded. Can it be compared with the one that can be achieved with one cut and one cut?

After a while.

The two people staring at the new courtyard, staring at the new method of laying purple petals all over the floor, with a little doubt, they said in the same way:

"Heaven Heart Sword Formation?"