I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

  Chapter 555 There is evil here!

  After giving Xu Jingjing the drawings, Kudo Shinji chose a Feng Shui entrance and entered the sewer.

  Xu Jingjing and Li Changge finished chatting, and felt inexplicably justified.

  Although she has not known Yi Lin for a long time, every time she thinks of Yi Lin’s various performances, Xu Jing’s teeth are itching, and at the same time she feels weirdly at ease.

  In the bar.

   is still a mess.

  But no matter who it is, he is not surprised at this messy situation. If pirates can settle down, they will not be called pirates.

   "My grass! Who really drank this uncle's wine?"

  "Lao Tzu is a pirate of the Caribbean, with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine legendary pirates—"

  咣!

  A wine bottle flew out from the corner and directly knocked the "Legendary Pirate" into a faint, and lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

   "Hahahaha! Cheers!"

   "If you don't get drunk, you won't return~"

  A young guy with clean clothes and good-looking looks shuttles among the crowd.

  Proficiently avoid all kinds of wine bottles, bullets, gold coins, underwear, hats, and drunken people flying around.

After serving a glass of wine to one of the tables, Junxiu boy Yi Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead, using a voice that he could only hear, and muttered to himself: "Although doing this can exercise the motivation of reading, but The consumption is indeed too much, forget it, hide and rest for a while."

   Yi Lin took a deep breath, her chest undulating slightly.

   looked at her chest blankly.

  The two regiments are really the source of troubles. It took Yi Lin for several days to finally be able to breathe normally in this "squashed" posture.

   just now.

  One of the tables in the corner.

  Two desolate pirates, drinking cheap rum, whispering in low voices.

  Originally, they seemed to want to maintain a mysterious atmosphere, but after a few drinks, their voices became louder involuntarily.

   "Hey, have you heard that? "That" I heard that it appeared again."

   "You mean—"

"Shhh!" One of the drunks slammed the wooden wine glass on the table, rattling and shouting loudly: "You are very quiet! And, don't you say the name'that'! You want to suffer Curse!"

  I heard the word "curse".

  The two shivered all over, and they woke up a bit from the alcohol.

   "I heard...More than a dozen pirate ships were eaten by ‘that’?"

   "Hey~tw! It's so miserable! I heard that the sea area is full of shipwrecks at a glance..."

   "Oh, this is more terrifying than the ghost ship ten years ago!"

   "Hey~ As long as you don't go to sea, no matter how terrible'that' is, it has nothing to do with us! Cheers! For freedom!"

  "Cheers! For...women!"

   Yi Lin moved her ears.

  Is again... "that".

  Hidden in the fiery rose in the past few days to inquire about information, Yi Lin has overheard information about "that" from many people.

  But "that" seems to be an extremely terrifying existence to the pirates, an existence that dare not even mention its name.

  There is even a saying that as long as the name of "that" is spoken, it will be targeted by "it", cursed, and then swallowed.

  Pirates have always believed in curses.

  And the curse does exist.

  There are various mysteries in the sea, such as undead, curses, sea monsters, sea gods, and so on.

   Another example is "Bringing a woman on a boat will bring bad luck."

  Superstitious pirates are always taboo against the lessons learned by countless predecessors in exchange for their lives.

  In the past few days, Yi Lin has gradually understood the main theme of this world.

  But Yi Lin has yet to trigger the so-called main mission.

  But Yi Lin has already speculated.

  It's just that it hasn't started to act yet.

  He made a plan and was waiting for an opportunity.

  Well, if the trial map of the world this time is a vast ocean, then Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

  If he didn’t guess wrong, he would probably stay here for a long time this time.

  The larger the map, the longer the time span.

  Although this experience is not absolute, it is true for most trials.

   "Rin! Come here~"

   Just when Yi Lin was thinking.

  A sweet voice came from the counter.

  As soon as all the pirates heard the sound, they couldn't help but look in the direction of the sound.

  I saw a tall, hot-dressed, dark-skinned beautiful woman, with a bottle of wine in her hand, and beckoned to Yi Lin with a slightly drowsy gesture.

  "Hey..."

   Yi Lin curled her lips and saw the woman drank again, Yi Lin had the urge to condense a "slap", and a few slapped her awake.

  But fortunately, I resisted it.

  Irin does not intend to expose his abilities.

  At least for now.

"I'm coming!"

   Yi Lin shouted loudly, as a response.

  After all, this bar is too noisy, and all speeches are made by roaring, otherwise they will not be heard at all.

  At this time.

   Drinking almost the same, the pirates who are not too busy to watch the excitement, screaming, cast fascinating eyes at the black beauties on the counter.

  There are even a lot of regular customers, holding rum to the black beauty and laughing: "Oh~Madam, change to a man again?"

  "Hey, hey, this kid doesn't look good, doesn't he?"

  "Why did the boss change this tone? Huh?"

"I'm still wondering, why there is a newcomer to the'hot rose', oh~ it turned out to be the new face of the boss! Boy, remember to serve our sister Ruth, ah no, it should be Aunt Ruth! "

   "It's open! It's open! I bet this little white face can live for three days!"

   "Four days!"

   "Two days!"

  "..."

   Yi Lin has long been accustomed to the tune of the pirates chatting, with the same expression, walking up to the boss’s wife, keeping a certain distance without a trace: "Is something wrong with me?"

   "Hee hee, don't see outside!"

  Ruth wrapped an arm around Yi Lin’s shoulder, stretched out her slender fingers and lightly poked Yi Lin a few times, then lay down on Yi Lin’s ear and whispered softly, exuding a tempting aroma of wine.

  "Would you like to let them out to breathe? Don't suffocate my cute little white rabbits!"

   Yi Lin helplessly patted the lady boss's fingers on her chest, and said blankly: "Madame, if there is nothing special, I will go take a rest."

   "Yo~ why you guy is still so cruel~ I like it~"

  Ruth croaked her face and started crying.

   Seeing this, the surrounding pirates roared, whistled and laughed wretchedly.

Snapped!

Ruth suddenly took out a musket from her crotch, slapped it fiercely on the bar, and glanced around: "Shut up your mother! It's a bunch of soft eggs with birds and no eggs, believe it or not. Caught you guys?"

  For this kind of sturdy words, other pirates have long been familiar with it. After a moment of silence in the bar, they soon burst into laughter and laughter.

"cheers!"

   "For Ruth!"

"cheers!"

  "Hoohoo~Go sailing together~raise the flag~" Someone suddenly sang loudly.

  Someone started, and other pirates also drank rum and sang the enduring song of "Pirates" that had been circulating for many years with a phonic voice.

  "Pull it~Little thieves and beggars~We will never die~"

  "The king and his men sneaked up from the queen’s bed and bound her to her bones~hiccup~~~"

  "We have the ocean and power~Where should we wander~"

  "..."

  Ruth put away the gun blankly, and took a sip: "It's all a bunch of useless guys."

  Irin glanced at Ruth.

  "Will the lady boss take your hand off first?"

   "Ah~ I forgot my sister~"

  "..."

  Ruth.

  The full name is ominous.

   is the proprietress of "Hot Rose".

  As for the boss...dead long ago.

  Dead one after another.

  I heard that many years ago, after a **** legendary pirate reattached the broken "trident", the curse on the ocean was revived, and Mrs. Ruth heard that she was also burdened with a terrible curse.

  —"Koff".

  It is said that as long as a man has **** with Ruth, he will never die.

   There are rumors that Ruth’s last husband, the last boss of "Fiery Rose", was young, promising, and handsome. Just a few days after she had been together with Ruth, she was killed by the luxurious and noble chandelier in the bar.

It is said that a total of six people were smashed at the time, and the other five were magically intact. However, because Ruth’s ex-husband was too tall, he was smashed into brains instantly and died on the spot, and there was no time to jump a few times before his death. , Extremely miserable.

   Later, someone was not afraid of death, and couldn't help touching Ruth's little hand.

  On the third day after “touching his hands,” the man just sailed out of the port, he accidentally fell from the observation deck and fell into a hemiplegia. He was not afraid of accidental convulsions due to intermittent cerebral palsy throughout his life.

  Horror!

  This kind of deeds, one pass ten, ten pass a hundred, in Tetuga Island, as long as you are a man, you don’t need to know so-and-so pirates, but you definitely have to know Ruth.

  After all...will die.

  So, any pirate likes rum and beautiful women, but has no interest in the beautiful Ruth.

  After all...no one wants to be Ruth's "next ex-husband".

   "Boss, something is wrong with you."

   Yi Lin said seriously: "Don't forget, I am a woman."

  Ruth smiled softly: "Huh? Xiao Lin Lin? You didn't say I almost forgot."

  While speaking, Ruth’s claws stretched over to Yi Lin’s body again.

   was so scared that Yi Lin quickly broke away from Ruth's arms and ran towards the backstage of the bar.

He had long expected that the role of "Elizabeth Rin" would definitely incur a lot of trouble, so Yi Rin simply disguised himself in order to avoid the plot of dog-blood, and forcibly turned back into a strong man, but he did not expect to provoke a man more than a man. Terrible woman.

   "Am I special..."

   Yi Lin locked the door and listened to the movement outside.

  After seeing that the proprietress hadn't chased him, Yi Lin quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

  Restore psionic energy by the way.

   "The best place to recruit desperadoes is on Tetuga Island."

Yi Lin stared at the flickering candlelight in front of him, and fell into deep thought: "The information is almost inquired, ordinary pirates have limited knowledge, and staying on is just a waste of time. Well, prepare to act, just so happy to decide. NS."

   Yi Lin would not admit that he was killed, but he was actually afraid of this woman.

  At night.

  "Boss! I want to ask for leave!"

Snapped.

  Irin furiously patted open the proprietress’s room.

in the room.

  Aerosol is lingering, filled with a charming fragrance of roses.

  I saw Ruth soaking her whole body in a steaming wooden barrel full of rose petals, lazily hanging her arms on the edge of the wooden barrel.

  Ruth didn’t mind seeing Yi Lin walking in without knocking on the door. Instead, she smiled and waved to Yi Lin: “Oh, it’s just time to come here to help my sister~"

  The three of them glanced at each other, changing their positions quickly, forming a triangle shape, enclosing the "fake Yi Lin".

"Say!"

Xu Jing’s hand aimed at "Fake Yi Lin"’s knee... after thinking about it, Xu Jing’s aimed at the center of his eyebrows again, and said murderously, “Where did you hide our president! Tell me, here’s where. Have a good time!"

  (End of this chapter)