I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

Chen Hansheng and Wang Zibo found a massage parlor in Xianning University Town. It looked quite formal. Of course, they didn't have anything special in mind. They just wanted a place to chat and asked for a double box.

There was a fruit plate and hot tea on the table in the private room. Two technicians in blue uniforms and masks were serving. Happy Camp was playing on the TV.

The current hosts of Happy Camp are still Li Xiang and He Jiong, and the later super tool men Du Haitao and Wu Xin have not yet come online at this time.

After Wang Zibo sent his first message to Bian Shishi, he always picked up the PHS to take a look at it from time to time, but he was a little disappointed every time because the screen of the PHS was silent.

He could only pick up the hot tea and take a few sips, while watching the program and listening to Chen Hansheng chatting with the technician.

...Are you from Dongda University?

Chen Hansheng also boasted that he was a 985 top student of Dongda University. The female technician was a little surprised: Generally, students from Dongda University rarely come here.

Why?

Chen Hansheng asked.

Because there are many girls on the campus of Dongda University, boys from Jianye Institute of Technology come more often.

When the female technician saw Chen Hansheng and Wang Zibo coming in together, she thought Wang Zibo was also from Dongda University, so she had no inhibitions about talking.

The boys from science and engineering colleges all look very honest and have thick eyes.

The female technician smiled and said: But during the massage, I always ask around and ask if there are other services.

That's it~

Chen Hansheng said to Wang Zibo: The boys at Jianye University of Science and Technology are all so boring.

Depend on!

Wang Zibo turned over and didn't want to talk to Faxiao.

No.

The female technician took over the conversation: Young man looks very young. How old are you this year? How old are you in school?

Chen Hansheng curled his big toe playfully: 21, junior year, what about you?

Sister is 34.

The female technician wearing a mask said.

34 is a bit old.

Chen Hansheng was a little disappointed.

Young man, 34 doesn't necessarily describe your age.

When the technician saw that Chen Hansheng had a cheerful personality and was somewhat carefree in his words and deeds, she said deliberately ambiguously.

Haha~

Chen Hansheng grinned: Sister, I didn't say I was 21 years old.

There was silence in the box for a while, and at the same time bursts of laughter broke out. Even the female technician who pressed Wang Zibo's feet joined in with fun.

Damn it, Xiao Chen doesn't know where he got the energy from, and he doesn't want to think about the Shura Field now.

Wang Zibo secretly complained: Even an old sister in her thirties can tease her.

He looked at the PHS again, but Bian Shishi still didn't reply. He could only look at the past chat messages in a daze.

In the past, Huang Hui was very slow in replying messages, not only every other day, but even every other week.

At that time, Wang Zibo also took many measures to earn face.

For example, he will also respond slowly on purpose;

For example, he will also delete the chat content cruelly.

Because in these chats, they are all Good morning, good afternoon, good night sent by myself, or The weather is cooling down, go to bed early, don't stay up late, I am like a hard-working time machine, but Huang Hui No reply either.

Therefore, every time he sees these one-man shows talking to himself, Wang Zibo feels a kind of low-level humiliation and flattery. Clearing the chat content seems to be the only way to deceive himself and pretend not to see it.

Huh~

Of course Wang Zibo would not delete the chat dialog box with Bian Shishi now, because it was only half past seven when he sent the message, and now it is just nine o'clock.

Ding!

At this moment, a message reply came from the PHS. Although it was very ordinary, it sounded like the sound of nature to Wang Zibo's ears.

I hurriedly unlocked the PHS lock screen and found that it was really from Bian Shishi.

Bian Shishi: Here we are.

Although there were only two words, Wang Zibo felt as if he had been granted amnesty. He quickly handed the PHS to Chen Hansheng: Xiao Chen, look at it quickly. Bian Shishi has replied to the message!

Chen Hansheng took it, looked at it, and returned the PHS phone: It's good. This also means that Bian Shishi will no longer care about what happened to Huang Hui today, and may even pretend to be angry to save face.

Um!

Wang Zibo nodded heavily. He thought for a moment and then asked, Xiao Chen, is Bian Shishi jealous? Does that mean she already likes me?

It's too far-fetched to think too far. I'm jealous just because I'm jealous, but it's too far-fetched to talk about liking her.

Chen Hansheng sneered and said: Bian Shishi feels a bit like being forced into being a mistress. It's because Xiao Yu'er and I talk too much that she pays attention to you.

Girls are strange and adorable creatures.

Chen Hansheng waved his hand and asked the unknown number 34 female technician to leave, then sat up straight and said: Although Bian Shishi doesn't like you yet, we usually joke a lot, and she always feels different about you, so Meeting your 'ex-girlfriend' Huang Hui today will make her feel uncomfortable.

However, if you really want Bian Shishi to like you, in addition to being with you for a long time, you may also need an opportunity.

Chen Hansheng analyzed based on personal experience.

What opportunity?

Wang Zibo asked immediately.

I'm not a god, so I don't know what the opportunity is.

Chen Hansheng pouted: But no matter what, it is more valuable for you to be Bian Shishi's licking dog than to be Huang Hui's licking dog. Bian Shishi is a virgin.

Hold!

Wang Zibo picked up the orange and threw it at Chen Hansheng: You are such a fool, why are you asking Xiao Yu'er for this information!

how?

Chen Hansheng smiled and parried: I want to ask what zodiac sign Bian Shishi is. Is this illegal?

Oh shit·····

Only then did Wang Zibo realize that he had been tricked again, but it was not the first time anyway. His best friend's head was spinning faster than he knew. He handed the PHS to Chen Hansheng: Then help me reply to the message.

This is not good. I can help you pick up girls, but I can't help you make a real girlfriend.

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng refused: It's better for you to do this kind of thing yourself. Don't taint too much of my personal style. Shishi is very good. You can operate according to your own ideas.

Hmm~

Wang Zibo nodded. He knew that growing up was not because he didn't want to help him, but because he wanted this relationship to be more pure.

What should I do?

Wang Zibo thought with a frown on his face. He first sent Have you arrived at the dormitory? and Bian Shishi replied Arrived. It seemed that he was in a dead end.

Tatatata...

Wang Zibo started typing and chatting with Bian Shishi. Chen Hansheng, holding a cigarette in his mouth, stood aside and watched.

Wang Zibo: I want to say sorry to you for what happened this afternoon.

Bian Shishi: No need to say sorry, you are right.

Wang Zibo raised his head and glanced at Chen Hansheng, who just shrugged his shoulders.

Wang Zibo: I think this is an unavoidable experience. If you want to know, I am willing to tell you all the past things.

Bian Shishi: I don’t want to know now. I’m going to rest. Good night and don’t come back!

Let's go.

Chen Hansheng put out his cigarette butt and put on his shoes. Although Zi Bo didn't have so many tricks, he was more sincere.

Xiao Chen.

Wang Zibo came over with a PHS: Although Bian Shishi said 'good night and don't come back', I still want to say good night back. Do you think that's okay?

Chen Hansheng remained silent, and Wang Zibo explained with some embarrassment: When I chat with others, I habitually reply with one more sentence, and always want to end with my own words, because when others finish, I feel as if I am sorry for them... ····”

Then go back.

Chen Hansheng smiled and patted his best friend on the shoulder: Zibo, although you are ugly, you are really gentle at heart.

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