I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

The new year is here, and during this holiday to get rid of the old and welcome the new, Lao Liu will accompany all the book friends as always, but some less important social visits will be postponed.

One of Lao Liu's current social labels is that of an online writer. Since he has this status, he must be worthy of the support of readers.

The first thing I promise is that I won’t ask for leave, and there will still be a guarantee of two chapters a day.

Even if there are a lot of things during the day, at night the updates will be completed without compromising on word count and quality and quantity.

I hope readers will come back to celebrate the New Year, or look up when they are playing cards, bragging, or going on a blind date, and find that Lao Liu has been updated.

Readers can read the new chapters for a while, recall some old chapters, and continue to face real life happily and lively.

Remember to recommend this love book to your brothers, sisters, and sisters~~~

Secondly, it is a blessing.

This time I wish to congratulate Lao Liu for holding an event. I hope that all the great voice actors will not be stingy with their voices.

No more gossip, let’s rush! ! !

Part1:

Some book friends are working professionals, and some are college students. They will inevitably face pressure from their parents to get married or inquiries from relatives.

Do you have any male (female) friends?

At this time, if you are not in love yet but don't want to go on a blind date, it will inevitably be a little awkward.

But it doesn’t matter, Lao Liu thought of it and wrote a voice-enabled joke in advance to help you solve this problem.

Girls version:

Hello, uncles and aunts, I am your son's girlfriend. I'm sorry that I didn't go back with him to visit you this year. I will definitely go next year. I wish my uncles and aunts good health and all the best. Remember to wear a mask when you go out in 2020. We will be fine.

Boys version:

Hello, uncle and aunt, I am your daughter's boyfriend. I'm sorry that I didn't go back with her to visit you this year. I will definitely go next year. I wish my uncle and aunt good health and all the best. Remember to wear a mask when going out in 2020. I will definitely take good care of her next year.”

If there is any success, remember to come and give feedback.

Part2:

The Spring Festival is here, and people are drinking or playing cards more often. If you want to take a break, but you can’t leave directly, it doesn’t matter, your “male and female” friends are here to rescue you.

Girls version:

Didn't you promise me not to drink too much during the Spring Festival?

Zhutou, go to bed quickly and don't play cards anymore!

In this way, the boys can say with a reserved but arrogant look: I'm sorry, my girlfriend is too strict. Let's continue tomorrow.

Boys version:

Baby, don't be too late to sing. Remember to send me a message when you get home.

Baby, don't get drunk at the party. I'll call to check on you later.

At this time, girls can also turn up the volume to the maximum, pick a sound you like, play it, and reward Lao Liu with a leader amidst the envy of your girlfriends.

Part3:

The Spring Festival is here, some people want to go out, but their parents don’t let them.

It doesn't matter, there is also a scumbag version.

Scumbag version:

Come over and play cards tonight. We brothers will have a good time together during the Chinese New Year. Don't go home tonight.

Come out, LOL. It's been a long time since I played black. Tell your family, am I still not trustworthy?

Tonight's class reunion, remember not to be late.

Scumbag version (just a joke):

Sisters, come out and do your hair~

Part4:

For the character version in the book, this must be read according to the character's personality. For example, Shen Youchu is from Sichuan and Chongqing, so it is best to use the accent from that place.

Shen Youchu: I wish you all a happy new year and all the best, thank you everyone~

Xiao Rongyu: Huh, congratulations on getting rich, bring me the red envelope!

Zheng Guanti: If you have any New Year's resolutions, I will help you realize them.

Luo Xuan: Happy, happy, really annoying.

Shang Yanyan: Happy New Year, dads, Mua!

Part5:

(To be continued)

If you have any other requirements, those with the highest likes can add them.

In short, Lao Liu just wants everyone to be happy!

I am happy when you are happy. Thank you for your support in 2019. Thank you all very much and I will love you forever.