I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

The decoration of the hotel lobby is splendid. It seems that the manager gave up the most luxurious banquet hall to Xiao Hongwei. Of course, this kind of luxury also has a sense of age. Even the door handle of the toilet is dyed with a layer of golden yellow, a strong explosion. Household taste.

Country music is not mainstream and is beginning to take the stage.

The emcee in a suit sighed. He knew that in the next five years, various pretentious characters would appear in the public eye like a passing cloud, deeply affecting this generation of young people.

It will be your turn soon.

The hotel attendant came over and reminded me.

The young emcee made an OK gesture, but in fact he had been listening to what was going on in front of him.

The hall was very lively, with dozens of tables filled to capacity, and children in the aisles playing happily with balloons in their hands.

Although Xiao Hongwei's plan was just to set up a few tables for relatives and friends, his identity was here. Even if many people didn't receive the invitation, they could still find reasons to put in some money.

You're going to go up and say a few words later, remember?

Lu Yuqing reminded her husband that there was a stage in the banquet hall, which looked quite big and was covered with balloons and lanterns.

Xiao Hongwei nodded, and he also thought of a question: When should I go up? Before everyone uses their chopsticks, or when they take the first bite?

Lu Yuqing pointed behind the curtain: Isn't there a master of ceremonies? I'll just listen to the professionals.

While the two were talking, the speakers in the hall suddenly buzzed. Xiao Hongwei looked at the time. It was 11:58. The emcee was quite on time.

Good afternoon, Redis and folks, welcome to the Oriental Hotel to attend Miss Xiao Rongyu's birthday party.

The emcee held a microphone in his hand, wore a formal suit, and walked from behind the scenes to the front desk while speaking.

I am Chen Hansheng, the master of ceremonies for this banquet.

He was introducing himself with a smile: I am currently a sophomore in Jianye.

I work part-time delivering couriers, occasionally repairing electronic products, and I also take on hosting work for some wedding projects. For weddings and weddings, folks in Hong Kong can contact me for a 20% discount...

This kid, after all the bells and whistles, I'm just wondering where the master of ceremonies came from.

Xiao Hongwei shook his head helplessly.

Lao Xiao turned to look at his daughter again, and saw Xiao Yu'er standing up from his seat with a snap after realizing it was Chen Hansheng. His beautiful eyes were staring at the stage, his mouth was slightly open, with an unbelievable look on his face. look.

Hey~

Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing looked at each other, and they probably understood each other's thoughts.

Unfortunately, my daughter does this!

They thought it was Chen Hansheng who was playing tricks, and they didn't know the cause and effect of the incident, so they couldn't understand Xiao Yu'er's surprise.

Chen Zhaojun and Liang Meijuan also reacted. Lao Chen smoked dully: Your son has been holding it in for a long time. He was waiting to give Xiao Rongyu a surprise.

My son is not your son!

Liang Meijuan's anxious heart gradually settled into her stomach. It would be great if she came back, otherwise she would feel very indebted to Xiao Yu'er.

The little bastard looks quite handsome in a suit, and he doesn't have any stage fright.

Liang Meijuan looked at Chen Hansheng, feeling relaxed and able to interact with the emcee's rhythm.

Dear friends, let's play a game together.

Chen Hansheng raised his right hand and intertwined his thumb and index finger: This action is called heart comparison. When you meet someone you like, you can compare your heart with them like this.

Come on, grandparents, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters on the left, let me compare my feelings with you.

Chen Hansheng said to the row of guests on the left: Can you also raise your right hand to compare with me?

The hotel waiter played Jolin Tsai's Look at My 72 Changes, which was inadvertently appropriate for the occasion. However, after Chen Hansheng said this, only the children raised their right hands with laughter, and the adults just watched with a smile.

Master Chen was unhappy and walked to Grandma Xiao in the front row. He knelt down and said, Grandma, I'll teach you how to compare your feelings.

This table was full of elderly people, and Grandma Xiao was very happy to see Chen Hansheng, with happiness in her wrinkles.

Chen Hansheng held Grandma Xiao's right hand, pinched her thumb and index finger together, slowly raised it and said, Grandma has given you a comparison, please respond, okay?

Led by the elderly, the adults were too embarrassed to put on airs. Besides, this was really interesting, so they all raised their right hands to express their feelings.

Liang Meijuan responded even more enthusiastically, and said to her husband beside her: Hurry up, Old Chen, show me your heart too, and prove that you love me.

We are an old married couple, so you should behave like a child.

Chen Zhaojun refused.

Oh, please hurry up.

Liang Meijuan refused and forced Chen Xiu to show affection. Chen Zhaojun had no choice but to stretch out his finger to make a gesture.

Unexpectedly, Liang Meijuan still didn't let him go: You are wrong. What you made is 7, not a heart. My son said that the heart is two fingers, because the gap in the middle looks like a heart.

The emcee or host must have this shameless spirit, otherwise the atmosphere will not be high.

Just when everyone in the banquet hall was comparing their hearts to each other, Chen Hansheng turned to Xiao Yu'er, their eyes converged, and Chen Hansheng said with a smile: I will also compare my feelings to the beautiful woman whose birthday is today.

Everyone was waiting for Chen Hansheng to raise his right hand, but he actually put the microphone under his feet, put his hands on his head, and made a huge heart sign.

Happy birthday, my white moonlight of six years!

Although Chen Hansheng said this sentence, the banquet hall was too noisy. There were too many clapping, whistles, and noises. Xiao Rongyu only saw the mouth shape, but did not hear the content.

However, this is enough, at least for a girl like Xiao Yu'er.

Chen Zhu······

Xiao Yu'er's emotions were like a flood bursting out of the embankment, and a line of tears formed in his eyes as soon as he blinked. He couldn't stop it at all.

She felt that she wanted to do something, at least give her a hug. She was about to take a step forward, but fortunately Lu Yuqing stopped her: Be more reserved, my daughter. You can't be fooled and run away after a show of affection.

Xiao Hongwei heard it funny and thought that after the weirdness and the heart-warming, I should be the one to go up and talk.

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng picked up the microphone and patted the mesh-like metal diaphragm. There was a whirring sound in the hall.

Below, there is a little surprise.

Chen Hansheng coughed his throat.

Is there any surprise?

Xiao Yu'er looked expectantly at the boy who made her cry and laugh at the same time.

Old Xiao, do you want to remind Han Sheng that it's already 12 o'clock?

Lu Yuqing thought about serving food or something.

No! I want to see the surprise!

Xiao Yu'er simply turned his head and said.

Xiao Hongwei smiled: We listen to my daughter.

On the stage, Chen Hansheng kicked the balloon under his feet to the side, freeing up a large space.

At this time, he was about to show off his surprise. He raised the microphone and shouted loudly: Come on, little darlings, come on stage and show your face!

Just hearing a crash, two groups of people came up from behind at the same time.

The following group of little fishes are familiar to me, including Xie Wanqiu, Liu Xiaomeng, Wang Zibo, Pan Ying, Gao Jialiang and many other high school classmates studying in Jianye, as well as several college roommates such as Bian Shishi.

The group in front of them turned out to be little kids who had been playing in the aisle. When they heard little darlings, come on stage and show your face, they thought to themselves, I'm just a little darling, so they all ran up in a swarm.

Fuck!

Chen Hansheng looked confused, wondering what you little carrots were doing, I didn't call you.

Go down, go down, I didn't tell you.

Don't come up. This is the place for brothers and sisters.

Oops, who kicked me!

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Chen Hansheng originally wanted to stop these brats with his hand, but he was kicked unexpectedly and had no choice but to let them go.

At this moment, the stage was full of people.

The faces of the college students were full of excitement and a sense of joy that the prank had been completed.

Some of their parents were also sitting below, but the parents thought their children were still studying in other places.

Xiao Yu'er couldn't bear it any longer and ran up to her: Why are you all here? Shishi, didn't you say you have an exam and you don't have time?

Hehe, we arrived last night. We just arrived in Hong Kong City when we called.

Bian Shishi showed a naughty expression: But you can't blame me. Someone said that he wants to give you a surprise, so I can only cooperate. Moreover, this person is rich and even chartered a bus for this surprise. .”

“Food and accommodation are also included!”

Xie Wanqiu, a female high school classmate, added: In order to prevent this surprise from being leaked, he didn't let us go home to live.

Xiao Chen...

Xiao Rongyu burst into tears, stretched out his hand to hold Chen Hansheng's sleeve, and shook it gently.

Who still remembers the sadness yesterday?

That's okay, pinch your sleeves. This is the bottom line. You can't get closer to me anymore.

Chen Hansheng looked at Lao Xiao and said, Your father only gave me 200 yuan as a reward. With this amount of money, I can really only do business.

He did not turn off the microphone, and the entire hall heard it. Comrade Lao Xiao blushed instantly.

Chen Zhaojun scratched his head: Why don't we put down the gift money now and let's go back.

Liang Meijuan glared at him: What nonsense are you talking about? When my son comes, my parents will naturally have to stay here.

Puch.

The little fish with pear blossoms and rain couldn't help but laugh, crying and laughing still very beautiful.

Gao Jialiang looked sour, and finally exhaled a long breath and said: Xiao Yu'er, Chen Hansheng's surprise is very important, but our high school classmates jointly customized a banner for you. The content above represents everyone's innermost thoughts. Zi Bo, you Take it out quickly.

Wang Zibo opened the banner in his hand and slowly displayed it on the stage.

Happy 20th birthday to Xiao Yu'er, you will always be the princess of Hong Kong City No. 1 Middle School!

thank you all.

Xiao Rong's makeup was melted from tears.

Don't thank us, thank Xiao Chen.

Wang Zibo said with a smile: He spent a lot of effort to persuade everyone to come back.

I know.

Xiao Yu'er looked at Chen Hansheng with tearful eyes.

Chen Hansheng curled his lips and thought, That's it?

You fell down before I even exerted my strength?

Fortunately, Lu Yuqing walked onto the stage at this time, thanked her and hugged Xiao Yu'er as she walked off the stage. She was worried that Xiao Yu'er was too moved.

After the introductions to the classmates were completed, Xiao Hongwei thought to himself that it was finally my turn.

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng actually took out an electric guitar again: The last surprise is the hot song solo I brought, Li Shengjie's Infatuation Absolutely. To be honest, in order to practice this song well, I am alone in the dormitory at around 2 o'clock every night. When I plucked the strings on the balcony, the skin on my fingers wore off.”

Liang Meijuan still felt a little distressed: You brat, he is only willing to be so attentive for the sake of a beautiful girl.

Chen Zhaojun was a little skeptical. Although it was relatively easy to get started with guitar, could his lazy son really learn it?

However, Chen Hansheng used his strength to overcome doubts.

I want to get you drunk with a glass of latte;

So that you can love me more;

You don’t understand the feeling of having a secret love;

You who have been with you will never;

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After the first beat came out, there were exclamations of Wow from below, because it sounded so good, it even sounded like the original song.

After seeing everyone's reaction, Chen Hansheng felt a little proud and turned around gracefully, which was a bit like Wu Bai.

In particular, there are several children on the stage, who are as lively as backup dancers.

Han Sheng has done a lot for you.

Xiao Hongwei had to admit this.

Um!

Xiao Yu'er nodded heavily. No matter what request Chen Hansheng made now, she would definitely agree to it.

Lu Yuqing also quite agrees: I never found Han Sheng's singing to be so good before, and it feels as good as the original singer...

She suddenly stopped mid-sentence. It turned out that there was a naughty boy on the stage. When he was picking up balloons, he saw the socket on the stage and unplugged the electric guitar with a snap.

The audience in the audience thought that a stage accident had occurred, and repeatedly waved to Chen Hansheng to pause, otherwise there would be no dubbing.

But······

Knowingly letting you leave;

His world couldn't be;

I waited foolishly;

The day a miracle occurs;

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Everyone suddenly discovered that the electric guitar cords had been pulled out, so how could the accompaniment still come out?

Especially now that it was reaching the climax, Chen Hansheng's fingers were moving like flying. When he saw the audience waving, he thought it was because he played and sang well and the encouragement from others made him sway even more.

Old Chen, what did you just say?

Liang Meijuan asked blankly.

Put down the gift money and let's go home first.

Chen Zhaojun said in a deep voice.

I think it's okay, I can't afford to be embarrassed!

Liang Meijuan suddenly covered her face. She had just proudly introduced to the people next to her that this was her son, but Chen Hansheng was lucky enough to lip-sync with her backhand.

It's his usual style.

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Until that day you will find out;

The one who truly loves you keeps his sorrow alone;

After singing the song Absolute Infatuation, Chen Hansheng found that the adults in the audience were a little stunned, and thought that my lip-syncing was too similar, and everyone was moved.

But why is my mother covering her face?

Chen Hansheng murmured in his heart, seeing Xiao Yu'er throwing herself into Lu Yuqing's arms, her shoulders twitching, she was definitely being laughed at.

Shouldn't she be very touched?

Chen Hansheng was even more surprised. His best friend Wang Zibo kept pointing behind him.

What does this mean?

Chen Hansheng turned around and understood everything.

A kid who was no taller than his thighs was holding the plug of an electric guitar in his hand, smiling silly at himself.

Nima, why are you using my show-off props if you have nothing to do!!!

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