I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

For students like Chen Hansheng, the school library may be a landmark in their memories, but the happy time in the Internet cafe is deep in their bones.

Chen Hansheng, who was already a successful man back then, was so busy with work that he often went to Internet cafes to play games.

The reason is also very simple. He just saw an Internet cafe and suddenly wanted to go in and have a look. Sometimes it felt more comfortable than an office with bright windows or a quiet bedroom.

Liang Meijuan often scolded him for this: I don't have a computer at home, why do I keep going to Internet cafes? It's a lot of money, right?

Chen Hansheng was indifferent. Empress Dowager Liang didn't understand. Going to an Internet cafe was a kind of sentiment. Now he took the time to hang out in that smoky environment with greasy headphones.

Catch them all in one catch, catch them all in one catch, and leave when they are full.

At the south gate of the Finance Academy, the pick-up van for the Catch All Internet Cafe was parked on the roadside, and the driver was shouting loudly.

The four people from 602 pushed each other and got into the car. There were already two or three students sitting inside, maybe from engineering or finance. Even though Dongda is a 985 university, there are also many Internet addicted teenagers.

The driver saw that the bus was full and started immediately without saying a word. After passing through the bumpy gravel road and finally stopping at the entrance of the Internet cafe, everyone had a little excitement on their faces.

Although it is only around 11 o'clock in the morning, many machines in the Internet cafe are already running. Some fools are hanging up their computers while lying on their keyboards, falling asleep.

Chen Hansheng walked around and found that there were no four seats connected together. Jin Yangming pointed in one direction and said, No, let's sit over there.

Chen Hansheng took a look and thought, oh, it turns out they are two Internet-addicted girls.

The seats that were all taken were 6 in a row, and they sat exactly in the middle. There were two seats left on the left and two seats left on the right.

The Internet-addicted girl wears headphones and listens to Qianqianjing. She opens more than a dozen QQ pages at the same time and responds to messages whenever the page lights up. Occasionally, she also fills in the chat room and types at a very fast speed, basically realizing touch typing.

If this were left 15 years later, Chen Hansheng might think that they were the scammers selling tea on the Internet. They pretended that their parents were divorced, they ran away from home, and their grandfather had a tea garden, and then added their single friends to complain, so as to achieve the purpose of selling tea at high prices.

But currently this is the most favorite way for girls to surf the Internet. One person can chat with many people at the same time. At that time, they may not be keeping a spare tire, but they just like typing.

The other three people looked at each other, and Chen Hansheng nodded: Awesome, then take a seat.

It's not hard to guess what Jin Yangming was thinking. He just wanted to sit next to the girl. Even if he didn't know her, he felt like he was taking advantage of her.

Who doesn't understand this kind of thinking? Everyone has been through it.

After the four boys sat down one by one, the internet-addicted girl looked at them without saying anything and continued typing and chatting.

cough.

While the computer was on, Jin Yangming suddenly said: Brother Chen, I plan to buy a Nokia 6650 this year, but now this phone doesn't feel very easy to use.

Chen Hansheng and Yang Shichao sat on the left, and Jin Yangming and Guo Shaoqiang sat on the right, so Jin Yangming had to stretch his head when speaking to Chen Hansheng, and his voice just passed the two girls.

Chen Hansheng knew that Jin Yangming was showing off again, so he cooperated and said, I heard that the 6650 costs about 10,000 yuan. Isn't it too expensive? I can't buy a different model.

Buy new rather than old, Brother Chen, haven't you heard this sentence?

Jin Yangming looked earnest.

I still think it's too expensive and don't want to buy it.

Chen Hansheng said while logging into the CS LAN.

Jin Yangming shook his head: That's up to you. Anyway, I plan to buy one during this winter vacation.

This conversation really attracted the attention of the two Internet-addicted girls, especially Jin Yangming who deliberately placed his mobile phone on the table and took out a pack of hard Chinese loose cigarettes: Lao Yang, take one, Brother Qiang, take one, Fourth Brother Have one.

Snapped.

After dividing the cigarettes, Jin Yangming threw the Chinese cigarettes on the table casually, lit one himself, and looked at the girl next to him out of the corner of his eye.

After discovering that he had successfully attracted the girl's attention, Jin Yangming puffed out the smoke with satisfaction.

You guys know how to show off.

Yang Shichao was dissatisfied and kept typing on the keyboard while entering his account and password.

Chen Hansheng smiled and said: Would you like to make arrangements for Lao Liu?

Yang Shichao gritted his teeth and said, How to arrange it?

Go and grab that box of cigarettes, and we can smoke them ourselves. He will definitely not take them back just to show off, and he will only suffer a hidden loss.

Dog-headed military advisor Chen Hansheng came up with a bad idea.

Yang Shichao figured this out and immediately walked over and put Hard China in his pocket: Lao Liu, Lao Si and I didn't bring any cigarettes, so forget this pack for us.

ah?

Jin Yangming was stunned, he must not agree. Zhonghua cigarettes cost dozens of dollars, and he usually only took them out to show off.

Chen Hansheng immediately shouted from the side: Thank you, Brother Yang. Brother Yang is indeed the richest tycoon in our 602.

After the two girls heard this, they both looked at Jin Yangming.

Jin Yangming was originally going to stop him, but suddenly changed his mind: Ah, ah, then you can smoke. Remember to bring cigarettes next time. It's not appropriate to always take cigarettes from others.

Okay, Brother Yang is so cool.

Yang Shichao said with a wink.

However, after the battle game started, Jin Yangming became extremely irritable. He held a knife and tried his best to find Yang Shichao, but he couldn't stop him.

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A few people were playing an Internet cafe LAN battle game, so they could hear their teammates talking with their headphones. Yang Shichao was playing and suddenly put down his headphones: Fourth, we have girls here.

Chen Hansheng listened and said: She probably fought with her boyfriend. It's okay. Let's take care of her.

Originally, Chen Hansheng had good intentions, and girls who played games with their boyfriends were worthy of care, except for one situation.

Husband, how should I fight?

W goes forward, S goes back, A goes left, D goes right, baby, don't be afraid, just follow me.

Thank you husband, you are so kind.

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Husband, which gun should I pick up?

Baby, pick up whichever one you think is cute.

These guns are so ugly. Honey, can I hold a knife?

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Husband, those bandits are so disgusting.

It's okay, I'll kill them all.

Wow, hubby, you are so awesome!

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Bata.

Yang Shichao threw away the earphones directly: These are a pair of idiots, playing a game and thinking it's just playing house.

Jin Yangming, who was opposite, grinned: What happened to your team? There was a guy who blew himself up with a bomb.

Yang Shichao was so angry that he wanted to curse in the team voice, but Chen Hansheng stopped him: Forget it, girls play games with their boyfriends, we should be more refined and easy-going.

Before she could finish her words, the girl started again.

Husband, I just jumped off the wall and got hit.

You were so careless. Did the baby feel any pain from being hit? My husband will help you hit it.

So on the computer, Chen Hansheng saw a game character holding an AK and shooting at the wall indiscriminately.

Honey, I got revenge for you, who made it hit you just now!

Thank you husband, I love you the most.

Chen Hansheng looked at it dumbfounded, then swallowed and suddenly burst out in his voice: My, your mother, does anyone play games like this?

There was silence in the earphones for a while, and then the boy replied: That's how I play. If you don't play, get out of here, I will fuck you.

How about we find this idiot and give him a beating?

Yang Shichao stood up: He is in the Internet cafe, he is easy to find.

Chen Hansheng waved his hand: No real PK, solve the problems in the game in the game.

What to do? Yang Shichao asked.

Chen Hansheng didn't speak, nor did he continue to spit out sweet things. But as soon as the next game started, he immediately gave himself away, then took off his earphones to lead Jin Yangming.

Lao Liu, there is one behind the door.

She's on the left side of the box.

There's a fool under the bridge.

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Soon, the sound of a girl collapsing appeared in the headphones.

Husband, why am I dead?

Husband, why am I dead again?

Husband, why was I beaten to death through the wall?

Husband, it's so difficult for me.

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Chen Hansheng smiled contemptuously: You can lose the game to show your affection?

Die to me!

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