I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

Why are you here?

When Chen Hansheng looked up, it turned out to be Zheng Guanti, wearing a sky blue silk pajamas, exposing the white and tender legs below the knees, and it was difficult to see the hair.

This is my home, classmate Chen Hansheng.

Zheng Guanti handed over a cup of coffee: Have a cup of coffee to relieve the hangover.

Chen Hansheng took two sips and then put it down: How can I relieve my hangover with coffee? Is there any hot water?

No.

Zheng Guanti shrugged his shoulders: I rarely live here myself. If you don't drink coffee, you can only drink tap water.

At this time, Chen Hansheng's head gradually cleared up and he realized that this was not Kong Jing's home.

Although it has the same layout of two bedrooms and one living room, Kong Jing's living room is a bit messy. This kind of chaos is not unorganized in the general sense, but is caused by too many furniture items. However, it will be more life-like. breath;

There is nothing to say about Zheng Guanti's decoration here. Marble tiles, modern electrical appliances, and lanterns with pendants are probably more valuable than Chen Hansheng's Xiaoxiali.

But what's the use? There's not even a tissue to be found on the coffee table. Except for a TV remote control and MP3 full of English letters, the rest of the place is as clean and smooth as Zheng Guanti's face.

How did I get here? Chen Hansheng asked.

It's my fault for being nosy.

Zheng Guanti said helplessly: I was eating in that hotel at noon, and I happened to meet you drunk. I thought since we are best friends, I would go say hello, but I didn't expect that your sister Jing would rely on me.

Chen Hansheng smiled: Why do I rely on you?

She said you were drunk and needed to be taken care of. She couldn't let you sleep alone. She was already planning to take leave to take care of you.

Zheng Guanti was sitting on the sofa with her pajamas on her arms. She probably regarded Chen Hansheng as her best friend. She put her long legs on the marble coffee table without caring about the image: She said that since she knows you, she can ask me to help take care of you.

That's right. Chen Hansheng nodded.

But your sister Jing is really nice to you.

Zheng Guanti said with a smile: She sent you to my door, and then hurriedly took a taxi to the office.

Chen Hansheng took out his mobile phone and looked at it. There were several missed calls on it. The only ones with notes were those from Kong Jing and Xiao Rongyu. Kong Jing also sent a message explaining the reason.

I've sobered up, thank you Sister Jing.

Chen Hansheng sent another message to Kong Jing.

After a while, Kong Jing replied: Roger, I'm still in a meeting.

Chen Hansheng ignored him and called Xiao Rongyu back.

Xiao Chen, what are you doing this afternoon? You don't even answer the phone.

Xiaoyuer's coquettish voice is like honey wrapped in it, it sounds sweet and crisp.

I drank too much at lunch and slept all afternoon.

Chen Hansheng opened his mouth and said into the microphone: Ah~~, don't you smell the smell of alcohol?

Xiao Yu'er laughed after hearing this: How can I smell it on the phone? Okay, I believe you. How do you feel now?

I'm a little thirsty, so I'm going to boil some water. Chen Hansheng replied.

Xiao Yu'er said Yeah: Then you go ahead, I'm going to rehearse soon.

After Chen Hansheng hung up the phone, he suddenly saw Zheng Guanti looking at him with contempt, and asked strangely: Why are you looking at me like this?

I don't think I can get too close to you, because the more I come into contact with you, the stronger my desire to stay single will be.

Zheng Guanti asked: Is that the girl you were watching a movie with over the weekend?

Chen Hansheng shook his head: No, the one you asked for directions at the school gate.

I really like this girl, she's pretty and lively.

Zheng Guanti sighed: Don't you feel guilty for lying to her like this?

How did I lie to her? I was socializing at noon. Chen Hansheng refused to admit it at all.

Then why didn't you tell her that you were no longer in the dormitory? Zheng Guanti asked.

She didn't even ask.

Chen Hansheng spread his hands: Why should I say anything she didn't ask about.

Zheng Guanti choked for a moment: You are still cruel.

Probably because Zheng Guanti discovered the Shura Field, Chen Hansheng was too lazy to hide in front of her. He hung up Xiao Yuer's phone and called Shen Youchu, then walked to the kitchen to boil water.

I told you, there is no electric kettle.

Zheng Guandi followed him to the kitchen, leaning on the edge of the door with his arms crossed.

Isn't there natural gas?

Chen Hansheng turned on the natural gas with a bang, then took a stainless steel porcelain bowl from the cupboard and filled it with tap water. When the water bubbled, Chen Hansheng turned off the fire and said, You can drink it when it's cool.

Aren't you afraid of getting upset if you drink like this? Zheng Guanti asked.

I'm not that squeamish. When I was in high school, I was too lazy to buy water after playing basketball, so we drank directly from the tap.

Chen Hansheng picked up the porcelain bowl and said with a smile: Brother Ti, if you drink this bowl of Ganges water, you will be good brothers in the next life.

Tch, just wait.

Zheng Guanti took out a lemon from the refrigerator, sliced ​​it and put it in a porcelain bowl: This may taste better and can eliminate the smell of disinfectant in the tap water.

After drinking the water, his stomach just felt better. Chen Hansheng was hungry again. Zheng Guanti pointed to the kitchen: I haven't eaten anything myself. There are only noodles in the kitchen. Can you cook them?

“When I was young, my parents put me on the stove early in order to cultivate my ability to be independent.”

Chen Hansheng didn't brag. After working in the kitchen, he brought out two bowls of plain noodles. Zheng Guanti tasted them and found them quite good.

Brother Ti, where did you see me on Saturday?

The two were chatting while eating, and Chen Hansheng thought of this issue.

Yiwu Commodity City.

Zheng Guantian said slyly: After I came out from watching the movie, I happened to see you and a girl in the lobby, and you still put your hand on her shoulder.

There is also a movie theater in Dongshan. Next time, don't come to our university town to watch a movie.

Chen Hansheng said dissatisfied: Don't scare people if you have nothing to do.

Zheng Guanti smiled and said nothing. After they finished eating, they looked at each other's empty bowls.

I won't wash dishes anymore when I cook. Chen Hansheng said.

Zheng Guanti didn't want to move: I haven't washed it a few times since I was a child.

In fact, Chen Hansheng can wash the dishes, but Zheng Guanti is neither coquettish nor cute, and it is definitely impossible for him to want him to wash the dishes.

Then I'll throw it away when I go downstairs.

Chen Hansheng curled his lips and said: Both of our noble statuses are not suitable for washing dishes. An awesome person is something that never needs to be repeated. Bowls should be eaten once and then thrown away. Clothes should be worn once and then changed. It is best to live in a house once. Sell.”

Zheng Guanti found that Chen Hansheng didn't look like he was joking, so he had no choice but to stand up and clean up.

I brought this bowl back from the United States, so it has some commemorative significance.

When Zheng Guanti turned on the faucet, he felt strange that he could actually help a scumbag wash the dishes...

Chen Hansheng sneered, can this demo be better than me?

He picked up the MP3 player on the coffee table and looked at it carefully. It seemed that this must be a sample machine.

The oval purple plastic shell has good button flexibility. A line of words is scrolling on the light blue display screen, Li Yijun - Rain Butterfly.

The sound of singing after wearing headphones is also relatively clear. Although it is not as good as Sony's high-end Walkman, it is much better than the BBK repeater on the market today.

Chen Hansheng was playing with the MP3 player, thinking what benefits could I get from this MP3 player?

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