I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

Dad, what is escape? It's so scary in broad daylight.

Chen Hansheng said dissatisfiedly: We have to be reasonable, right? We can't bow our heads to evil forces at will.

Xiao Yu'er was lying beside him all the time, when he heard Chen Hansheng describe Lao Xiao as an evil force, he pinched Chen Hansheng angrily.

Old Chen said slowly on the other end of the phone: Then let your mother and I understand what earth-shattering event you have done.

Chen Hansheng asked back: Dad, if I told you that I slept with a girl all night but didn't do anything, would you believe it?

Is she ugly? Lao Chen asked.

Chen Hansheng lowered his head to look at Xiao Rongyu, Xiao Yu'er raised his small fist, and pretended to be vicious, shaking it in front of his eyes.

Chen Hansheng shook his head and said: Not ugly, but also very beautiful, the kind of beauty from childhood to adulthood.

Then I don't believe it.

Old Chen replied bluntly.

Chen Hansheng was a little discouraged: Is that why you don't trust your son?

Liang Meijuan's voice appeared: You son of a bitch, it's because I know you too well. That girl is Xiao Yu'er. I want to have a word with her.

Chen Hansheng handed over the mobile phone, but Xiao Yuer, who was just showing off his might, shrank his head under the quilt, only showing two eyes and looking at Chen Hansheng innocently.

In this situation, she was not mentally prepared to answer the phone at all.

She's taking a bath, it's inconvenient now.

Chen Hansheng confused.

Liang Meijuan felt a little regretful, originally she wanted to say hello to Xiao Yu'er, and inquired about the specific situation by the way, because her son spoke too little of the truth.

In fact, Chen Hansheng is also very depressed, and now he feels like yellow mud fell into his crotch, it's either shit or shit, Xiao Hongwei will not talk about it, Lao Chen and Liang Meijuan seem to trust themselves.

Mom, no matter what you think, Xiao Yu'er and I really have nothing to do, we just lie on the same bed and sleep... Hey, why are you pinching me again?

Chen Hansheng still wanted to make a final argument,

His reputation as a big girl with yellow flowers cannot be ruined by evil forces like this.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongyu suddenly became angry. She pinched Chen Hansheng with her nails, and it hurt a little. Chen Hansheng cursed softly, You're insane!

Xiao Yuer was also very stubborn. She sat up straight from the quilt, but when she saw Chen Hansheng staring at her shoulders and collarbone, she realized that hotel pajamas had no buttons, and she woke up a little naked look.

rogue!

Xiao Yu'er quickly pulled up the front of her pajamas, combed her long hair casually, sat on the bed and continued to watch Chen Hansheng and Liang Meijuan on the phone.

Liang Meijuan is not a fool. Menopausal housewives have a lot of life experience. She can understand that Xiao Yuer is actually next to her when she hears some voices and movements on the phone.

Empress Dowager Liang thought for a while and said: It doesn't matter what I think, the key is Lao Xiao's side. Our family is a responsible family. If you do something, you have to admit it, and if you don't do it, you have to explain it clearly. In short, I Prepare the bride price with your father, and don't want to worry about the rest.

After Liang Meijuan finished speaking, she hung up the phone, and when she turned around, she saw Chen Zhaojun staring at her: What am I doing?

Chen Zhaojun shook his head and said, Did you remind Han Sheng just now that if you really didn't do anything, you must deal with it properly.

Liang Meijuan kept silent with a cold face, and brought the breakfast out of the kitchen and put it on the table.

Chen Zhaojun sighed: I know you like Xiao Shen better, but he has already come to him, so I have to give an explanation.

Confession is marriage. As long as the two children think it's okay, I will offer the bride price with both hands.

Liang Meijuan drank her porridge with her head down, and glanced at Chen Zhaojun by the way: Don't tell me who I like more, I watched Xiao Yuer grow up, and I like her very much.

Old couples and old wives are still stubborn. If this incident hadn't happened, you would still support Xiao Shen.

Chen Zhaojun muttered that he and Liang Meijuan had disagreements since he discovered the two girls next to Chen Hansheng last year.

Lao Chen thinks that Xiao Rongyu is beautiful and has a good family background. The two families live in the same place and know each other. This is the most suitable condition for a woman to marry;

Liang Meijuan felt sorry for Shen Youchu's family background, especially Shen Youchu's character.

Because Liang Meijuan always unconsciously takes on the identity of mother-in-law, after thinking about it, she always feels that although Xiao Yuer's conditions are good, she should not get along as well as Shen Youchu.

I also support Xiao Shen now, but support and responsibility are not contradictory.

Liang Meijuan ate her breakfast in two or three mouthfuls: And Lao Xiao is too arrogant, rushing over early in the morning to threaten, is this the attitude of being an in-law in the future?

Chen Zhaojun helped Xiao Hongwei explain: He is just too worried. Lao Xiao only has one daughter, and it really hurts to put it in his palm.

I know, I need you to remind me.

Liang Meijuan was a little impatient, and then she was silent for a while and said: It would be great if you could be my daughter-in-law. The palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, and I can't bear to bear any of them.

The older you get, the more confused you become. Do you really want two pairs of gloves? Old Chen said with a frown.

That's just talking nonsense to you. When I contacted that little bastard, my attitude was still the same as before.

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Leaving aside the differences between Lao Chen and Liang Meijuan because of their identities and positions, Chen Hansheng and Xiao Yuer also had differences.

What did you mean by talking to Aunt Liang just now?

Xiao Rongyu pointed to the big bed where the two slept together: Is this still called doing nothing?

We didn't do anything.

Chen Hansheng's logical thinking is very clear, as long as the two are above that line, they are innocent, no matter how ambiguous their actions are.

But Xiao Yu'er disagrees with this logic, she thinks that the two of them are cuddling and sleeping together like this, which is equivalent to doing everything.

Xiao Chen, do you want to put on your pants and deny it?

Xiao Yu'er felt that it was too hard, and said pitifully.

Chen Hansheng was even more pitiful: The key point is that my pants are fucking on, why are you talking about lifting them?

Okay, then I'll call my dad.

Xiao Yu'er saw that Chen Hansheng didn't eat anything, so he picked up his phone.

I want to fight first.

Chen Hansheng picked up the phone and said, Now I'll call and explain to Uncle Xiao, and return your innocence.

Xiao Hongwei had just driven away from Chen Zhaojun's house. He was in a good mood on weekends, so he called his precious daughter up in the morning and told her to eat breakfast on weekends.

However, the moment the male voice connected the phone, Lao Xiao's heart began to sink.

How to describe that feeling? To give an inappropriate example, it's like when his wife Lu Yuqing was on a business trip, he called in the morning as a response to a man talking.

Worries, jealousy, and the fear of not daring to expose the truth and the urgency to know the truth.

But when he recognized that it was Chen Hansheng's voice, Lao Xiao's sinking heart stopped suddenly, and he also exhaled inexplicably.

With Xiao Yu'er and Chen Hansheng together, first of all, safety can be guaranteed.

Xiao Hongwei couldn't explain why he felt this way when he was with Chen Hansheng.

The second is that the problem of hesitation has been resolved, and Xiao Hongwei can comfort himself in this way in the future. In short, both of them are like this, and there is nothing I can do if I don’t support it;

Of course, heartache and anger are unavoidable. The flowers that have been carefully cared for for 19 years are suddenly arched by pigs. This feeling is absolutely incomprehensible if you are not a father, so Lao Xiao immediately went to Chen Zhaojun's house to express his attitude.

I recognize this relationship, but he can no longer be in a hurry like before, otherwise don't blame me, Lao Xiao, for a limit exchange.

When driving back, Chen Hansheng called.

Old Xiao hesitated for a moment. The woman's parents always think more about this kind of matter than the man's parents. After all, honest and well-behaved girls always suffer.

Hi, I'm Xiao Hongwei.

Finally, Xiao Hongwei answered the phone in a businesslike tone.

Seeing that the phone rang for a long time and finally got through, Chen Hansheng gave Xiao Yu'er a shh, signaling that he would return her innocence.

Uncle Xiao, I'm Han Sheng, have you had breakfast yet?

I ate it, I ate it at your house.

Lao Xiao didn't want to talk nonsense at all, so he asked questions directly.

Chen Hansheng smiled awkwardly: I just want to explain what happened last night to you.

you say.

Old Xiao said succinctly that he knew Chen Hansheng was a ghost, so he didn't show too much emotion, just to prevent Chen Hansheng from guessing his heart.

Chen Hansheng was really depressed, because Lao Xiao's tone seemed to be interrogating a prisoner.

Yesterday, a new movie called Infernal Affairs was released, starring many big stars. Xiao Yu'er and I made an appointment to watch it, but we didn't get a ticket during the day, so we had to buy a ticket for the early morning... ··”

Chen Hansheng first gave the matter a personality. Of course, the reason was also made up, mainly to lay the foundation for having to go to the hotel.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongyu heard this, and suddenly leaned over and said, Father, Xiao Chen bought a night movie on purpose. He said that when he was young, he wanted to have a good time.

What are you doing?

Chen Hansheng quickly covered the microphone, and stared at Xiao Rongyu in a daze.

Xiao Yu'er let out a hum, and raised her chin triumphantly.

cough······

Chen Hansheng coughed, walked to the window and continued to explain: It was already late after watching the movie, so I discussed with Xiao Yuer to stay in a nearby hotel temporarily, but I also asked, the hotel does not have a double bed... ·”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongyu came out from behind again, and said loudly: Father, I didn't want to go to the hotel, Xiao Chen forced me to go, and he opened the big bed room on purpose.

Depend on!

Chen Hansheng didn't care so much, and said quickly: But we really didn't do anything...

It's done, Xiao Chen went to take a shower in front of me, and he slept with his arms around me all night.

Stop talking.

Chen Hansheng pressed the call button with a ding, and threw the phone directly on the bed. The good quality Nokia phone bounced twice on the Simmons mattress, which was very naughty.

Speak clearly!

Chen Hansheng pulled his face, his eyes gleamed fiercely, and walked towards Xiao Rongyu step by step: Please explain clearly, why do you want to stain my innocence!

Xiao Yu'er looked very scared, backed up little by little until leaning against the wall and could not retreat, suddenly smiled, opened his arms and threw himself into Chen Hansheng's arms.

Chen Hansheng also took advantage of the situation to hug Xiao Rongyu, and hugged him around in a circle.

Xiao Chen, is it okay to be my boyfriend?

Xiao Rongyu's face was pressed against Chen Hansheng's chest, unable to see his expression, he asked sweetly.

Chen Hansheng gently stroked Xiao Yu'er's back, and gently straightened her hair from time to time, but he just didn't answer.

Xiao Rongyu looked up at Chen Hansheng: Why don't you speak?

Chen Hansheng took a deep breath and said, I think, in the eyes of the elders, if you have been in a hotel, you are not a good boy.

I've always been a good boy, but you weren't.

Xiao Yu'er slapped Chen Hansheng: Xiao Chen, don't change the topic. If I really gave it to you last night, then are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?

Chen Hansheng wanted to lower his head to observe Xiao Yu'er's appearance, and judge the authenticity of what she said, but Xiao Yu'er just refused to show him, avoiding left and right.

Chen Hansheng looked at the time. It was nearly 9:00, and the hotel checked out at 12:00. He thought that with his ability and talent, three hours plus a bath would be barely enough.

um, yes.

Chen Hansheng nodded heavily, still a little excited in his heart, what Xiao Yuer meant by asking this meant that there would be surprises soon.

Then let me ask you, where do I rank in your heart now?

Xiao Yu'er continued to ask: Uncle Chen and Aunt Liang come first, yourself second, friends and relatives third, career fourth, where am I?

Only Xiao Yu'er can ask this kind of question, Chen Hansheng smiled and said: You can't count yourself, so you are ranked fifth.

Hate!

Xiao Yuer stretched out his hand to hit him, but Chen Hansheng held it and said, You are ranked second, just below my parents.

real?

If I'm lying to you, I'd get a tire puncture when I was driving, and I'd run into a red light all the way, breaking the rules every day,

Then what if I gave it to you? Xiao Yu'er asked again.

Don't be too greedy, this is already the limit, father and mother, you must not exceed it.

Chen Hansheng pinched Xiao Yu'er's slender waist: You are already more important than me in my heart, let's not waste time, there are only two hours left.

Xiao Rongyu kept sticking to Chen Hansheng's chest without saying a word. After a long time, she suddenly pushed Chen Hansheng away, and walked quickly to the bathroom: What a waste of time, since you have the same place in your heart whether you give it or not, then I won't give it to you now, I'll go bath.

It's okay...

Looking at Xiao Yu'er's handsome back, Chen Hansheng really wanted to slap himself. Why did he pretend to be forceful when he was fine?

Filled with remorse, he picked up the clothes and suddenly felt his chest was a little wet, so he put it in his mouth and tasted it.

A little salty.

After Xiao Yu'er came out of the shower, she was an invincible youthful girl with no sadness on her face, and she kept urging Chen Hansheng: Hurry up and take a bath, I will call Shishi out for dinner later, please She had a big meal.

NO problem.

As long as Xiao Yu'er doesn't get entangled in the issue of boyfriend and girlfriend, Chen Hansheng can agree to any conditions she asks.

When eating at noon, Bian Shishi was very surprised.

One was that the hotel was too high-grade, and the buffet at the five-star Jinling Hotel in Xinshikou was obviously trying to gag her; the other was that she was curious whether the two of them had completed the process last night.

However, she didn't know Chen Hansheng very well, Xiao Rongyu just chatted with her about girls' topics such as gossip in the entertainment industry, Bian Shishi could only judge by herself, and quietly observed whether Xiao Yu'er was limping or not.

Come on, didn't everyone say they would limp?

Bian Shishi secretly slandered in her heart.

After eating, Chen Hansheng drove away, Xiao Rongyu and Bian Shishi said, Let's go shopping.

Bian Shishi nodded in agreement, she also had a lot to ask: Xiao Yu'er, how are you and him doing now?

Xiao Rongyu walked under the sycamore tree silently, the autumn sun penetrated the leaves, leaving a mottled light and shadow on the body and the ground, raising his head just enough to cover the sadness in his eyes.

fine.

Xiao Rongyu held Bian Shishi's hand, and his exquisite face was full of joy: I rank second in his heart, but I don't know if this second is tied.

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