I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

In the afternoon is the formal military training. Military training is actually a part that is prone to accidents. Heat stroke, anemia, and girls visiting relatives all need special care. Unexpectedly, the second class of public management also had disputes over hair problems.

There was a boy named Zhu Chenglong with long hair, which could almost cover his ears. Experienced instructors would not care about such trivial matters, but the instructor who led the training this year was a young man.

The instructor criticized Zhu Chenglong a few words, Zhu Chenglong was not convinced, thinking that the counselor didn't say anything, why should you care about me, so he contradicted me.

The young instructor felt that Zhu Chenglong was challenging his authority, so he angrily found a pair of scissors and said that he would cut off Zhu Chenglong's hair himself.

Chen Hansheng was not at the scene when the incident happened. He and Yang Shichao went to the convenience store to buy cigarettes. When they came back, the dispute had already occurred.

The classmates in the class have never experienced such a thing, either they just watched stupidly, or they stood by Zhu Chenglong's side with the same hatred. It was Chen Hansheng who came back.

What are you doing in a hurry? Chen Hansheng asked.

Hu Linyu briefly explained the matter, and when he was about to leave, Chen Hansheng stretched out his hand to stop him. Yang Shichao, the 250, thought that Chen Hansheng was flirting with women, so he also learned to stretch out his hand and firmly blocked Hu Linyu.

Chen Hansheng, now is not the time to joke, get out of the way quickly.

Hu Linyu said anxiously.

You know a hammer, report to Lao Guo and the instructor's superiors, maybe Zhu Chenglong and the instructor will be punished, this matter should be resolved behind closed doors.

Chen Hansheng dropped this sentence, squeezed into the crowd and shouted: What are you doing?

The instructor took a look. The student who spoke was wearing a military training uniform, tall and tall, with a cigarette in his mouth, like a ruffian.

Who are you? the instructor asked, frowning.

Chen Hansheng directly threw away the cigarette butts. It was obvious that the instructor was disgusted with smoking. Since he came to solve the problem, he couldn't let the two sides have resistance.

Hello instructor, my name is Chen Hansheng, a student in the second class of public management.

Chen Hansheng first identified himself, and then said: I have a suggestion, let's talk about whether we can put down the scissors before we talk, so as not to accidentally poke ourselves or others.

Although the instructor didn't mean to hurt anyone, it is inevitable that people lose control when they are angry. The tooth marks on Chen's arm still exist. Who would have thought that it was Xiao Rongyu's bite.

The instructor's self-esteem was very strong, and he glanced at Chen Hansheng coldly: Long hair is not allowed in military training, I will shave your heads for you!

Zhu Chenglong is a hanging man, probably the most valuable part of his body is his hair, and he became angry when he heard it: I won't cut it, what can you do to me?

Come on, can you shut up first!

Chen Hansheng turned his head and scolded Zhu Chenglong unceremoniously.

Zhu Chenglong gave Chen Hansheng a lot of face, and kept his head silent.

One is because Chen Hansheng invited them to dinner, which is considered a debt of favor; the other is that Chen Hansheng's style is obviously a social person, Zhu Chenglong is not necessarily afraid of the instructor, but he is a little scared of Chen Hansheng, who has a good drinker and speaks wildly.

Seeing that Zhu Chenglong had calmed down, Chen Hansheng continued to persuade the instructor, but this time his words were more flavorful.

Instructor, you are invited by the school to help us exercise physically and mentally. You have your own tasks and responsibilities. If the chief sees you holding scissors, what will he think?

After Chen Hansheng finished speaking, he stretched out his finger to the instructor's superior not far away.

The instructor was taken aback for a moment, he was really not calm just now, if this scene is seen by the leader, he will definitely be criticized.

However, he didn't hand the scissors to Chen Hansheng, and put them in his pocket silently.

Chen Hansheng nodded, it doesn't matter where you put it, as long as you don't hold it in your hands, the matter is slowly calming down,

Because both Zhu Chenglong and the instructor have scruples, the rest is to unravel the rationality of long hair.

Of course, Chen Hansheng supported long hair. First of all, he himself did not have a crew cut, and secondly, Shen Youchu also had long black hair hidden under his hat.

Just imagine, if the two had a room in the future, Shen Youchu shyly said You're pressing my hair, how beautiful it would sound.

Chen Hansheng was thinking about dirty things in his heart, but he said to the instructor with a straight face: You said that long hair is not allowed, but which law, which regulation says that college students must have short hair in military training.

If there are regulations written in black and white, I, Chen Hansheng, promise to be the first to implement them!

Chen Hansheng took off his hat, revealing his neatly combed back hairstyle.

The instructor choked for a moment. In fact, there was no explicit regulation. Originally, he only said a few words to the students, in order to show his authority.

When Chen Hansheng saw that the instructor was silent, he suddenly softened his attitude, and said in a deliberative tone: Instructor, can you see if this works? We hide our hair during military training, so it doesn't affect the appearance and unity. What do you think?

Until then, the instructor who had been keeping his face on his face slowly relaxed. Chen Hansheng walked up to Zhu Chenglong while the iron was hot, and said in a low voice: Jackie Long, you go and apologize to the instructor, and let this matter be exposed.

Why should I go? I didn't cause trouble. Zhu Chenglong said unwillingly.

Facing Zhu Chenglong, Chen Hansheng's attitude became much more casual: You have so many problems, what should the instructor do for our class to wear small shoes during military training? Besides, you don't have to be too sincere, as long as everyone can save face.

Hearing this, Zhu Chenglong hesitated for a moment, then walked over and said perfunctorily: Instructor, I'm sorry.

Chen Hansheng turned his attention to the instructor. He had already achieved this level, and he already had face and face. He should also understand the seriousness of the matter. Normal people know how to choose.

Sure enough, after being silent for a while, the instructor suddenly shouted: Public Management Class 2, Department of Humanities and Social Sciences, all line up to start military training!

This sound also meant that the matter was officially exposed, the dispute disappeared invisible, and everyone's long hair was preserved.

Chen Hansheng!

However, just as Chen Hansheng was about to return to the team, the instructor suddenly stopped him.

You smoked during military training and violated school regulations. You will be fined to run 10 laps on the playground!

day······

Chen Hansheng turned his head in surprise, thinking that these bastards are too small-minded for the instructors, why not punish Zhu Chenglong, why punish me.

But if Chen Hansheng resists again, the instructor's face will definitely be swept to the Nantianmen, and then I don't know what will happen.

Running ten laps can calm the instructor's anger, and he can continue to maintain his dignity and maintain the stability of the class during military training. It's not a loss!

Chen Hansheng weighed it in his heart and decided to accept it. Of course, he didn't want to run away by himself.

Report to the instructor, I reported that Yang Shichao also smoked just now, can you spare 5 laps for him!

When Yang Shichao heard that Chen Hansheng was going to be punished, he was making funny faces in the team, and he froze for a moment when he heard this sentence.

no!

The instructor categorically vetoed it: Yang Shichao goes out, and you also run 10 laps together.

On the sultry and windless playground, two boys in military training uniforms were running profusely with sweat.

Damn Chen Hansheng, why did you drag Lao Tzu into the water.

It's too boring to be alone, I'll treat you to a bottle of soda for dinner.

I don't drink soda, but Red Bull!

······