I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

The boys' dormitories were allocated in advance when they signed up, and their personal identification information was posted on them. Chen Hansheng's bed remained the same, it was still the one near the balcony.

This location has advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that he can overlook the entire dormitory, and he can see clearly what his roommates are doing. The disadvantage is that the balcony of the boys is dirty, and the smell is relatively strong in summer.

Especially now that the balcony still has the treasures left by the previous seniors, such as beer bottles, cigarette cases, old books, and a few pairs of underwear with holes in the buttocks.

Chen Hansheng put down his luggage, glanced at him and said, My name is Chen Hansheng, and I'm from Hong Kong City, Eastern Jiangsu Province. Where are you from?

Chen Hansheng opened his mouth, and everyone introduced each other very friendly.

The oldest is Yang Shichao, from Northern Liao; the next is Guo Shaoqiang, from Guangling, Eastern Jiangsu; and Dai Zhenyou, from Jingbei.

Chen Hansheng ranked fourth in age, followed by Li Zhennan from eastern Guangdong and Jin Yangming from Jianye.

After getting to know each other briefly, everyone would brag about the special products of each other's hometown. The second school is so embarrassing that even trying to boast about the other's college entrance examination results will not work.

After chatting for a while, the boss Yang Shichao took out his cigarettes and dispersed them one by one. Guo Shaoqiang and Chen Hansheng both took the initiative to take them. Dai Zhenyou hesitated and took them too. Li Zhennan and Jin Yangming both refused.

When Yang Shichao saw that he was rejected for the first time, he felt embarrassed, so he persuaded: We are all college students, what's the point of smoking a cigarette?

Guo Shaoqiang also said: There are already four smoking guns in the dormitory. If you two don't want to smoke second-hand smoke, you can just smoke first-hand and fight us.

Seeing the embarrassed expressions of the two little brothers, Chen Hansheng smiled and said nothing.

After graduating from university, he basically had no contact with Jin Yangming, but he and Li Zhennan continued their friendship in college. After graduation, this kid went back to his hometown to speculate first in stocks and then in coins, earning a lot of money.

Chen Hansheng went to Guangdong East on a business trip and found him by the way. This bastard is already a regular customer of the 998 package in entertainment clubs, let alone such trivial things as smoking.

But the current Anan is immature, he couldn't bear persuasion and lit one, and immediately coughed heavily from choking, Yang Shichao and Guo Shaoqiang looked at each other and laughed, they didn't have bad intentions, they just thought it was fun.

Jin Yangming also joked beside him: This kind of cigarette is only a few yuan a pack, and it will definitely choke your throat. For the first time smoking, you should try Zhonghua and Suyan. They are mellow and fragrant.

Li Zhennan nodded with a blushing face, Yang Shichao was a little unhappy beside him, and Jin Yangming meant that he was too bad at smoking.

I smoke this kind of cigarette in my hometown, and I have never smoked other good cigarettes.

Yang Shichao said in a muffled voice.

Jin Yangming also knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he turned his head and did not speak.

The dormitory suddenly became quiet, and only Chen Hansheng was smoking a cigarette, thinking that college students are so fucking cute, and they can even make conflicts over such a forced matter.

But he didn't try to persuade them. It's inevitable to have bumps and bumps when getting along in college. In fact, most of the time, the parties concerned don't care much.

Chen Hansheng stood up, stretched his muscles, picked up the broom and mop, and walked to the balcony.

The balcony of Gou Ri was too smelly, and the smell of cigarettes could barely stop the stench there. In the past, the whole dormitory had to be cleaned for a month, and I don’t know how the six people endured it.

Chen Hansheng's hands-on ability is very strong, and he quickly started working on the balcony in full swing. The roommates watched him fetch water from the toilet to flush once or twice, and some of them couldn't help it.

Li Zhennan was the first to speak: Should we help Brother Chen? After all, it's everyone's dormitory, so he can't clean it alone.

Before the others could say anything, Jin Yangming said next to him: The balcony is so small, we used to add to the chaos, just treat Brother Chen to breakfast tomorrow.

Yang Shichao thought about it and supported Li Zhennan's opinion: It is true that we should do it together.

Liaobei people are still very quick to move. He said here, and he opened the balcony door there: Fourth, do you want to help?

Chen Hansheng was washing the black solids on the balcony floor. I don't know if he had played a plane here some shitty day. It was so difficult to wash.

No, I can handle it by myself.

Chen Hansheng refused.

Brother Chen, let me go in and help.

Li Zhennan insisted that he took off his shoes.

Chen Hansheng wiped the sweat off his face, and said impatiently: If you don't need it, don't use it. Go and get the cigarettes on Lao Yang's table.

It was the first time Yang Shichao heard someone call him Old Yang. He read it silently twice and thought the nickname was very nice, so the title Old Yang accompanied Yang Shichao throughout his four years of college.

Chen Hansheng got the cigarettes, then drove out Li Zhennan, who was eager to become a working people, and continued humming songs that were out of tune.

Jin Yangming in the dormitory smiled and said, Look, I'm right, brother Chen is a straightforward and honest person.

Guo Shaoqiang also nodded: The fourth child is really a real person, he should be the kind who is used to doing things at home.

The two grandsons gave Chen Hansheng the impression of reality without chatting a few words when they met. This is also a common problem of college students, who randomly label people based on one or two trivial things.

Then let Brother Chen grow up in the house. Jin Yangming suggested.

The head of the university dormitory is actually not good. Jin Yangming just wants to be lazy and hopes that Chen Hansheng can contract all the hygiene of the dormitory.

Chen Hansheng had to wash for an entire hour and a half before the balcony was thoroughly washed. When he came out, he knew that he had been entrusted with the important task of the head of the house by Jin Yangming.

Brother Chen, after our unanimous recommendation, we decided to let you be the head of the room, leading us to a better tomorrow in 602. Jin Yangming said proudly.

There is no recommendation, we can take turns to be the head of the house.

It was Li Zhennan again. He was the only one who spoke out against it. The other roommates probably didn't want to do labor work.

Chen Hansheng smiled, flicked the cigarette butt in his hand and said, No problem, then I will be the head of the house.

It is true that the head of the house has no rights, but it depends on who is appointed, and someone can exert a huge influence in an inconspicuous position.

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Chen Hansheng started to feel hungry again after cleaning the balcony, but the cafeteria was closed and there was no takeaway. He rubbed his chin and said suddenly: It's not even 10 o'clock, let's find a food stall for supper.

What?

Several roommates raised their heads one after another, and some of them were getting ready to go to bed.

It's too late, Han Sheng. Dai Zhenyou said.

What's the matter, this time is just for supper, hurry up and change clothes and leave. Chen Hansheng urged directly.

Both Yang Shichao and Guo Shaoqiang have a turbulent heart. They always have a longing for the university, but the first day of registration is too ordinary, and they always feel that there is something missing.

Now when Chen Hansheng reminded them, they immediately reacted.

Without restraint, how can a university life be like that of a high school student? Yang Shichao quickly agreed: What the fourth brother said is that we still have to have a drink when we meet from all over the world.

Guo Shaoqiang was already changing clothes. These two belonged to the initiative group, and Chen Hansheng still had to deal with other people.

For the first dormitory dinner, no one must be left behind, otherwise he will be easily isolated.

Dai Zhenyou said that he has never had any ideas, as long as everyone else goes, he will definitely go too.

As for Jin Yangming, before he objected, Chen Hansheng said: Jianye is a city that never sleeps, you local people should not go to bed so early, right?

Jin Yangming was right when he thought about it. As a superior resident of the provincial capital city, he should not be underestimated by this group of outsiders.

Who's going to sleep, I'm wondering whether to ask my cousin to drive over and drive us to the 1912 bar for a jump.

Jin Yangming is not slippery at all when he is boasting.

Okay, okay, let's have a class reunion, let your cousin calm down.

After Chen Hansheng finished speaking, he turned to Li Zhennan.

Li Zhennan has already changed into pajamas: Brother Chen, I really don't want to go, first of all, I can't drink, and second, I'm used to sleeping at this time, ah, what are you doing...

It turned out that Li Zhennan hadn't finished speaking, but Chen Hansheng actually climbed onto the bed and picked him up: Will you go, or if you don't, I will take off my pants and put my arms around you to sleep all night.

Faced with such a threat, Li Zhennan would rather die on the wine table than let Chen Hansheng succeed.

Several other roommates were laughing, but they didn't realize that Chen Hansheng's persuasion methods were different when facing different people, and they still retained the original characteristics of Chen Hansheng's own personality.

This is emotional intelligence.

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