I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

What does it mean to be hateful when you are a scumbag, and pitiable when you are affectionate?

Chen Hansheng looked at Hu Linyu: You are so smooth-talking, are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

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Hu Linyu waved his hand impatiently, thinking that this person would be able to find out after graduation, but he didn't expect that he was still careless.

While Chen Hansheng was talking to Hu Linyu, a group of graduates wearing bachelor's uniforms came over from not far away.

There are actually only a few places to take graduation photos in school, such as the library, teaching building, the school’s iconic logo, etc. However, the library has a very good meaning and has stairs suitable for taking photos. Many classes Everyone will choose this place.

Some class monitors were also cadres of the school's student union. When they saw Chen Hansheng, the former student union president, they all came over with a smile and said hello: Chairman Chen, your class arrived first, why didn't you take a picture?

Wait a minute.

Chen Hansheng explained: I ordered some flowers and planned to send a bouquet to each classmate. I will hold the flowers and take pictures when the time comes.

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In comparison with this, the other squad leaders were a little frustrated.

The second class of public administration is relatively well-known in the entire University of Finance and Economics. In addition to the influential figure Chen Hansheng, there is also the silly school beauty Shen Youchu. Another point is that this class has very good cohesion and often holds some group activities.

In fact, the normal class fee is not so generous, but Chen Hansheng is there. It is said that he supports the funds for the activities, and even the flowers for graduation have been purchased.

Not long after, a bus slowly drove over. The students from the second class of public administration saw the nutshell K logo printed on the bus and knew that it was their own means of transportation. They immediately cheered and greeted it.

After getting the flowers, everyone started lining up and sorting out their clothes. Chen Hansheng stood at the front, directing the position with a SLR camera.

Hey, monitor, why don't you come up?

Hurry up and change clothes.

Just ask someone to come over and take a picture.

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When the classmates saw that Chen Hansheng had become a photographer, they quickly called him to come up.

Others are not as good as me.

Chen Hansheng said with a smile: I can't take pictures of your beautiful faces, so I did it myself. Please call me Photography Teacher Chen from now on.

Of course, this reason was not sufficient. In the end, Hu Linyu said loudly: Youchu asked for leave, so Chen Hansheng will not take pictures. He is accompanying his wife. You should stand up according to your height. There are other classes waiting behind... ···”

Oh~

The classmates suddenly realized it. Shang Yanyan's eyes were a little envious, but then she was relieved. She pulled Chen Lan to stand next to her with a smile: Since your brother is not here, you can pretend to be Chen. Who asked you all to have the surname Chen.

Okay~

Chen Lan happily held Shang Yanyan's arm and raised her scissor hands happily.

This is also the pose taken by most students, but Chen Hansheng paid attention and found that Jin Yangming's gesture was quite special.

This bitch must have specially studied the photo-taking posture of Hong Kong star Edison Chen. He tilted his head and slumped his shoulders with a very disdainful expression. He put his right hand across his chest and made a gesture, which made him look awkward.

Xiao Jin, are you going to shoot Infernal Affairs with this look?

Chen Hansheng put down his SLR and said in the Taiwanese accent he learned online: You look like a motorcycle, you're in the north!

Jin Yangming had no choice but to stop him from pretending to steal the spotlight, so he could only pose honestly and follow the crowd.

Let's take a few more pictures.

Chen Hansheng shouted from the front: The first few pictures are relatively normal. In the last one, everyone is throwing up their bachelor's hats. The last one can be a little bit weird. The girls lift up their bachelor's uniforms to expose their thighs, and the boys can show off their chest muscles... ··”

The female classmates in the class were covering their mouths and laughing softly.

Hu Linyu was even more dissatisfied and complained that in 2006, most girls were more reserved and could not accept the slightly more fashionable photo-taking methods.

With the sound of click, click, Chen Hansheng finished taking the school's graduation photos and left 30 minutes for his classmates and parents to take photos freely.

According to the plan, we were going to Xinjiekou and Confucius Temple. At this time, the parents stopped following us. The students swarmed on the bus, chasing each other and making fun. It was very lively.

After taking many naughty and memorable photos at Xinjiekou and Confucius Temple, the bus finally started returning to school at 4 p.m.

Every student had a happy and satisfied smile on their face, and some said with a smile: I heard that my seniors will cry when they graduate. I think it's too exaggerated. It's because their mental quality is not good enough.

This sentence resonated with many people. With the current atmosphere, I don’t know how the seniors could cry.

Yeah?

Guo Zhongyun, the counselor at the front, turned his head and looked around, pushing up his gold-rimmed glasses with his index finger. A layer of dazzling white light suddenly flashed on the mirror.

Chen Hansheng curled his lips, Lao Guo was going to make a bigger move. At the graduation reception later, it was conservatively estimated that more than 80% would be killed.

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After returning to school, it was dusk, and the dim yellow fire clouds silently enveloped Jiangling. The sun, which had been strutting all day long, had also faded, but it was still doing its best to bake the earth. There was a suffocating feeling of heat in the air.

There are constantly graduates wearing bachelor's uniforms walking on campus, but more of them are juniors and juniors in casual clothes. They just look at it curiously, and then go to the cafeteria to eat arm-in-arm with their friends, mouthing... Discussing which Internet cafe to go to tonight.

Every student from the second class of public administration who got off the bus was stunned for a moment when they saw the sunset, especially the graduates wearing bachelor's uniforms in front of them, their figures in twos and threes looked particularly lonely in the afterglow.

Only then did everyone suddenly wake up.

It turns out that I am about to graduate!

It turns out that I have to leave here forever!

It turns out that my four years were spent like this!

Everyone was filled with a sudden confusion, and then they realized that the plants and trees in this school seemed particularly beautiful.

It's really strange, why didn't I notice it before?

The group of people who were still laughing at the senior brothers and sisters just now fell silent, and unconsciously entered into the mood of farewell.

Okay, okay, please don't be depressed first.

Chen Hansheng clapped his hands and said: Go back and take a shower and change clothes first. We will meet at the hotel in Yiwu Commodity City at 6 o'clock on time. At that time, everyone cried openly.

The somewhat sad atmosphere was dispersed by Chen Hansheng's words. The students quickly went back to prepare. Everyone realized that this was the last class party, and all the students were dressed up in beautiful clothes.

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Around 6 o'clock, the students arrived at the hotel one after another in dormitories. Chen Hansheng stood at the door to greet them personally. He also made a few jokes with everyone.

Taking advantage of the neutral moment, Chen Hansheng remembered something, lit a cigarette and puffed away melancholy.

What's wrong?

The caring daughter Shang Yanyan noticed something was wrong and came out to ask.

I was thinking.

Chen Hansheng flicked the ashes of his cigarette and said, Have we ever done this to a girl in our class? She has been inconspicuous for four years in college. She has been so low-key that she is almost transparent. It was only on the day of graduation that I discovered that she is actually so beautiful.

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Shang Yanyan thought for a while and said, If Youchu doesn't fall in love with you, she should be this kind of person...

That makes sense~

Chen Hansheng smiled and stopped discussing the topic. He turned to look at Shang Yanyan.

Today she wore a tight-fitting red low-cut short skirt, with a large expanse of snow-white exposed on her neck. The snug fit of the dress accentuated her curvy figure. She wore a pair of black lacquered metal stilettos, which made passers-by look at her. Peek over here.

Seeing Chen Hansheng looking at her big white legs, Shang Yanyan deliberately bent over and tugged on the hem of her short skirt, as if she was trying to cover up some of her exposed thighs. In fact, it was of no use, but this action was very tempting. .

Do not worry.

Shang Yanyan bit her lip, not afraid of getting stained by lipstick: I'm wearing safety pants underneath.

Slut.

Chen Hansheng couldn't help but curse.

I just like to show off to you!

Shang Yanyan responded with a wink.

As more and more classmates came over, especially Hu Linyu, Shang Yanyan took the initiative to return to the hotel table.

Around 6:30, all the students arrived, and counselor Guo Zhongyun also sat down. Hu Linyu originally held the microphone to arrange the seats, but at the end, she hesitated and handed the microphone to Chen Hansheng: You Come and preside over it, this squad leader can be regarded as having a beginning and an end.

Chen Hansheng did not refuse much, but the counselor Guo Zhongyun was present, and he should mention the toast, so Chen Hansheng took the microphone and walked to the counselor: Teacher Guo, do you want to say a few words first?

Let's not talk about it for now.

Lao Guo actually refused. According to normal procedures, he should first talk about his feelings for this class, as well as his expectations and blessings after graduation.

I ran all day today.

Guo Zhongyun stood up and said to the class with a smile: Let's eat and drink first to fill our stomachs. I will bring three glasses of wine first. Everyone can drink three glasses of wine. If you can't drink, don't force it.

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There was a roar and cheery applause from the audience.

Chen Hansheng thought to himself that you are too naive. Can't you see Lao Guo's sinister intentions?

If the counselor speaks first, the effect will be limited without drinking;

After everyone has drunk, if Guo Zhongyun stirs up the mood even a little bit, the tears will probably flow uncontrollably.

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Today was a special day. Some girls who didn't know how to drink took a few sips, while the boys drank three full glasses of beer. Soon everyone's faces were flushed.

The atmosphere became lively. After everyone clinked glasses with their roommates, they began to move around and toast. People were looking forward to it. The famous saying Never forget each other even if you are rich or noble was everywhere in the hotel lobby.

Chen Hansheng originally had a good drinking capacity, but there were too many people who couldn't bear to toast. He and Lao Guo must be taken care of in this kind of class activity.

Chen Hansheng drank more than a dozen drinks in a row. He used pee escape to go to the toilet. When he came back, he walked to the counselor Guo Zhongyun and said, Teacher, it's almost done. I'm feeling fuller.

Lao Guo looked up and saw that some girls were already hugging each other, while the boys were blushing, shouting and raising their glasses.

It's almost the same.

Guo Zhongyun stood up, patted the microphone and made a buzzing noise, covering up the noise in the hall.

When the students saw the counselor standing in front, everyone slowly became quiet, but the lively atmosphere just now has not dissipated.

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Lao Guo coughed first and said to the hotel waiter: Let's put on some music, there's no atmosphere at all.

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, and the waiter quickly turned on the stereo, and Wu Qilong's Have a Happy Journey also floated out:

That day I knew you were leaving

we didn't say a word

When the midnight bell knocks on the painful door of parting heart

But I can’t break your deep silence

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etc.

Guo Zhongyun was very dissatisfied: What era is this song? It is a song we only use for graduation. Find Lin Zhixuan's The Intersection Where Phoenix Flowers Bloom last year. This should be the graduation song of the new millennium.

The waiter walked to the computer with a red face, searched for a while and said, Sorry, Qian Qianjing couldn't find this song...

Where's the Nutshell Cloud?

Chen Hansheng interrupted: Why don't you search Guokeyun.

The waiter lowered her head again. She seemed to have specially downloaded the Guoke Cloud software, but not long after, Lin Zhixuan's iconic clear voice came from the speaker:

It’s time for the phoenix flowers to bloom again

Thinking of an old friend I haven’t seen for a long time

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Dr. Chen is awesome! Guoke is awesome!

The students in the audience applauded again, and Chen Hansheng smiled complacently. Qianqianjingting is currently just a simple music player software, and the developers only do a good job in maintaining the normal use of this software.

However, in the Guoke Cloud Project Team, there are dedicated people who organize and summarize the attributes of these songs to facilitate users to get a better experience.

The river of time flows into the sea

Finally we parted ways

No port is a permanent stop

There is an intersection in my mind where phoenix flowers bloom

I have the most cherished friend

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The Intersection Where Phoenix Flowers Bloom was still playing. Accompanied by the melody, counselor Guo Zhongyun said slowly: I have taught many college students before. Normally, you will not have any intersection after graduation. Some people even We will never meet again in our lifetime.”

Lao Guo came up and said harsh words, which silenced all the students below. Apart from the singing and the steaming hot dishes, no one in the hall was whispering.

Because after graduation, you will go to work and live.

Guo Zhongyun is still not satisfied, and is still tearing at the students' hearts with the truth: At that time, you will make many new friends, and soon under the pressure of life, the old friends in the university will gradually reduce contact, and finally break off completely. Lose.

The girls' eyes and faces were red, and the boys were silent, smelling of alcohol. They had just agreed to play games together, travel together, and live in wealth and honor without forgetting each other.

but!

Guo Zhongyun suddenly emphasized his tone, and some classmates who had lowered their heads raised their eyes again.

We still want to be grateful for the encounter.

Lao Guo said emotionally: I know that these four years will not always be harmonious. You may have had disputes, noises, and even cold wars; but at the same time, you must also think about it. You have also brought each other breakfast. If you are not feeling well, Sometimes someone asks 'what's wrong', but when you are bullied, it is still your classmates who stand up for you!

When Shang Yanyan heard this, she suddenly turned around and glanced at Hu Linyu.

Xiao Hu shook his legs unnaturally, rubbed his nose and said nothing.

Hu Linyu had noticed that Shang Yanyan was feeling uncomfortable since the day of the military training. However, when someone came to the school to cause trouble for Shang Yanyan, it was Hu Linyu who was the fastest to find Chen Hansheng.

What the counselor said is very true. There is no smooth sailing dormitory relationship. Even Cheng, Chen Hansheng and his dormitory will have small undercurrents.

so!

Guo Zhongyun was very good at mobilizing emotions. He shouted at the top of his lungs: You must all drink a few more drinks in the dormitory. Wait until you sleep in bed the next day and listen to the sound of your roommate's trolley suitcase moving away. Then look at it again. You will definitely feel extremely reluctant to leave the empty dormitory.

At this time, some girls were sobbing softly, and the boys were still holding back tears, but they were patting each other's chests and hammering their shoulders, using these actions to express their cherishment.

To be honest.

Lao Guo was also emotional as he spoke, with tears clearly shining in the corners of his eyes: You are the most cohesive class among the students I have ever taught. Of course, you have the strong charisma and charisma of each individual... ···”

When mentioning appeal, many students looked at Chen Hansheng.

Chen Hansheng sat in his position with a golden sword, holding a cigarette between his fingers, with a smile on his face, and blew out two wisps of white smoke from his nostrils, looking calm and composed.

Everyone is secretly glad that they voted for Chen Hansheng as squad leader four years ago, and that's how Public Administration Class 2 is now.

...I can't bear to leave you all either.

Guo Zhongyun continued to speak, but it was coming to an end and there was only one climax left, so his voice was slowly getting louder.

“Some people may think that the cafeteria of CaiDa is not delicious enough, the library is not spacious enough, and the scenery of the artificial lake is not beautiful enough, but I can tell you that university is definitely the happiest career in life. You don’t have to worry about salary and want to skip classes to have fun. Just stay up, sleep in if you want, travel during the winter and summer vacations, join a club, go to the library, stay up all night, whatever!

There are still people who regret that college is abandoned. It doesn't matter. College is just a stage in life. You still have many opportunities to continue working hard!

There are also people who like a girl but have not confessed to her for various reasons and will never have the chance to confess in the future. It still doesn't matter. Regret is the normal state of life!

At this time, the whole class stood up unconsciously, with tears in their eyes, waiting for Lao Guo to cry happily after he finished.

A person's life is actually just a calm spring.

Lao Guo used too much force and his voice broke, but he still said the last sentence hoarsely: If you want to make some ripples, be the pebble yourself. The sword has not yet been attached, and you will be in the world when you go out. May you go through thousands of sailings, I’m still a teenager when I come back!!!”

Lao Guo breathed his last breath, and Chen Hansheng applauded in time and shouted: Okay!

The audience suddenly burst into applause, and the emotions of the students were released at their peak. The hotel hall was full of noise and crying. Chen Hansheng's chest was already soaked. These were not his tears, but many female classmates came over with tears in their eyes. , ran into Chen Hansheng's arms and cried loudly.

Chen Hansheng didn't even know how many of them were sent away, and then he saw Xiao Hu walking over crying.

Holy shit!

Chen Hansheng said helplessly: We don't have to, Hu Linyu, you fucking live in my house and can be seen at any time. Do you want to hug me secretly behind Shen Youchu's back?

Stop farting.

Xiao Hu wiped away tears and said: Zhu Chenglong and Yang Shichao were drinking together. Yang Shichao was vomiting back and drinking at the same time. You can take care of it.

What the hell.

Chen Hansheng said nonchalantly: There may not be such an opportunity in the future. Do you feel sorry for Lao Yang? I can help you make a match...

Before Chen Hansheng finished speaking, Hu Linyu rolled his eyes and left.

In particular, Yang Shichao drank so much that he vomited, and almost all the boys in the class drank. Xiao Jin lay on the floor tiles and fell asleep, with chicken feathers covered in soup.

More than half of the girls were drunk, and Shang Yanyan, who drank the best, was comforting them one by one.

Counselor Lao Guo was leaning back on his chair, panting heavily. Chen Hansheng walked over to help rub his shoulders, and asked with a smile: What's wrong, Teacher Guo? Do you want two more drinks?

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Lao Guo glanced at Chen Hansheng and saw that his face had changed from the wine-red color to a normal color. Knowing that this student's hangover enzyme was very powerful, he shook his head and said with a bitter smile: You young people don't have any moral ethics when drinking. ”

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