I really can't control myself

"The strange feeling has increased again..." Linton said speechlessly.

"Hahaha... strange guy!" The little white tiger spirit here pointed at Xuanwu Xiaobei and said carelessly.

"The weird guy I'm talking about includes you!" Linton yelled directly.

"Huh? Why? I'm not surprised at all." Baihu Xiaoling looked confused.

"Hahaha..." Phoenix beside him also laughed.

"Including you." Linton turned his head speechlessly.

"Hmph." Phoenix here held his head high and hummed.

"Hmph." The little white tiger spirit next to him immediately picked up.

"Humph." There was actually a third voice, coming from Xuanwu Xiaobei, whose head was still buried in the turtle shell.

"There is another humming monster in God TN, so why are you humming too?" Linton asked.

"Huh? Huh..." It felt like Xuanwu Xiaobei's head had shrunk even further, and she couldn't see it at all. She could only hear a weak voice coming from inside, "Well, I thought I was going to follow... …”

"Hahaha... Xiaobei is indeed a silly dog." The little white tiger spirit here laughed and said.

"I am really a Buddha." Linton said that indeed, birds of a feather flock together, and this little Xuanwu Bei, who was called a silly dog ​​by all the white tiger spirits, is really extraordinary.

After speaking, Linton turned to look at the black snake head next to him: "What about you, why don't you hum along?"

"Is this a new way of playing the game?" asked the black snakehead here.

"Why don't your problems be so normal? It would be very uncomfortable to have a normal person among a pile of deep well ice." Linton said.

"So who are you?" Xiaobei's tail did not dwell on this matter, but asked Linton again, "Looking at the current situation, it's you who asked Phoenix and White Tiger to call us here. We have not received any information about the wedding before. The marriage between the Qinglong clan and the White Tiger clan is somewhat sensitive. Now it seems that it was your idea as a human to invite us here. What is your purpose?"

"So you Xuanwu family think about things with your butts, right?" Linton said speechlessly. This always sounds like a curse word, but it is actually the truth.

"It's the tail..." Xuanwu Xiaobei's weak voice came.

"So can you stop correcting me? Everyone calls it a habit, so you just accept it," Linton said.

"No, the tail is the tail, and the butt is the butt!" Xuanwu Xiaobei stuck her head out and said. I don't know why this Xuanwu Xiaobei seems to be particularly insistent on this.

"Then show me where your butt is." Linton said calmly.

"Huh? Yes... yes, do I... have it?" Xuanwu Xiaobei was confused by this sentence.

"Hahahaha, Xiaobei doesn't have a butt at all." The heartless little white tiger spirit continued to laugh, "Look, I do!"

"So what are you so proud of? Can you pay more attention to your gender?" Linton yelled.

"Huh? What does this have to do with gender?" Baihu Xiaoling looked confused.

"Okay, okay, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you anymore. Come quickly and explain our purpose to this guy." Linton waved his hand.

"Me, me, me!" Bai Hu Xiaoling raised his hands anxiously, as if "I will speak, I will speak", even feeling a little urgent.

Linton was just too lazy to explain the situation, but after looking at Baihu Xiaoling, he didn't know whether this guy could explain clearly. However, Fenghuang next to him didn't react at all, and seemed too lazy to say anything. Linton pointed directly at the white tiger spirit: "Okay, you come."

"Huh huh huh." The White Tiger Xiaoling looked proud and raised his head and said to Xuanwu Xiaobei, "Xiaobei, you have been fooled! You didn't expect it! You have fallen into my trap!"

"Huh?" Xuanwu Xiaobei here poked her head out and looked at Baihu Xiaoling in shock, "Am I fooled?"

"That's right, I tricked you here on purpose." Baihu Xiaoling seemed to have been holding back for a long time, and now he was finally able to crush the opponent in terms of IQ, and he was very excited.

"Lied...lied to me? Why? Xiaoling, why did you lie to me?" Xuanwu Xiaobei here asked quickly.

"Because my sister-in-law has been redeemed, she cannot be a stupid dog. You have to be this stupid dog." Bai Hu Xiaoling explained seriously.

"There's no explanation for this..." Linton held his forehead.

"Huh? But...but I don't want to be a stupid dog." Xuanwu Xiaobei said in embarrassment.

"I even feel like I understand something here. How do you do it? I don't understand it." Linton looked at these two guys who were pecking at each other in terms of IQ, and felt for a moment as if they were interfering. No words came in.

"Yeah, yeah, I knew you would say that, because I think so too." Baihu Xiaoling said, "But it's no use, you have fallen into my scheme, you must be a stupid dog."

"Then... what should I do?" Xuanwu Xiaobei quickly looked nervously to the side. Yes, it was the position of its own tail. She was asking about her own tail. It's obvious from this situation that it usually does this, asking its tail when it has questions.

"Sorry, I didn't understand what was going on." The black snakehead here couldn't help but said, "Human over there, can you explain it to me? I really didn't understand the Baihu family's explanation."

"Oh my god, I actually feel the same way as a butt..." Linton held his forehead.

"It's the tail..." Xuanwu Xiaobei whispered again.

"In short, now you... and your ass have been kidnapped by me, do you understand?" Linton stopped the conversation between the two sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks, and explained himself.

"Kid...kidnapped?" Xuanwu Xiaobei here was trembling with fear. Yes, the whole hill in front of her was shaking with her. I can only say that the reaction was a bit too much. This guy is timid. Isn't that a bit too much?

"Don't panic. I'm a very kind person and usually won't argue with you. As long as your parents spend money to redeem it for you, it'll be fine," Linton said quickly.

"Yes, that's it." The little white tiger spirit here also said.

"Are you here to explain?" Linton raised his forehead.

"I...that's what I wanted to say just now." Bai Hu Xiaoling said. After thinking about it, he raised his head and raised his chest, "Huh."

"Hmph." Xuanwu Xiaobei here hummed.

Linton looked at the phoenix next to him, but it didn't follow him: "So you hummers have a priority sequence, right? A unique way of distinguishing status among divine beasts?"

"Human, you said you want to kidnap us?" The black snakehead here continued the normal conversation. Linton said that when talking to this Xuanwu, he always felt that he had to be precise.

"Just tell me whether you can cooperate or not." Linton clenched his fists and said.