I really can't control myself

In this way, one person and one cat began to take action in Seireitei. At this time, most of the Shinigami looking for the travel disaster seemed to be attracted by the news of Linton's battle before other people were alive. After the two walked for a while, they did not encounter any resistance.

Along the way, Yoruichi seemed to be a little interested in the power system based on fashion value that Linton mentioned, and began to ask about this aspect. It seemed that he wanted to learn about it.

"The essence of this world is a duel of fashionableness." Linton said, "You guys use the strength of spiritual pressure to judge strength. This is actually very wrong. If it were so simple, wouldn't you know it in one face to face? Have we won or lost? Why are we still fighting? In fact, there have been situations where there was a gap in spiritual pressure but we still won, right?"

"So... the fashion value can accurately judge the strength?" Yoruichi asked.

"Of course." Linton said, "In short, in my opinion, the most pretentious person in the world must be the strongest person. So as long as you say the most pretentious lines and use the most pretentious skills, you can Become invincible."

"Uh..." Although he asked seriously at first, the more Yoruichi listened, the more he felt like he was talking nonsense.

"Have you heard that we...Gan...it seems that we must find a nephew first. We are in urgent need of help." Linton expressed a headache. He felt that without his nephew, his ability to deceive would be halved. He couldn't say enough words.

"Anyway, if you observe carefully, you will find that what I say seems to be nonsense, but it is actually the essence of the world." Linton said, "Of course you don't know the method of judging fashion value. If I have the opportunity in the future, I can give you a popular science. Commenting on a battle. Of course I can’t leave the field to fight, after all, as soon as the commentator opens his mouth, there is no fashion value.”

"I really believe it." Yoichi expressed a headache.

"Hey, hey, why don't you believe it? Do you know how much effort I have put in to improve my fashion value? Do you know how I practice every day to show off and how much effort I put in?" Linton looked a little angry.

"I believe it, I really believe it." Ye Yi said quickly.

Linton expressed a headache. Is it really because his cheating skills were halved?

"Speaking of which, how much do you know about the Seireitei?" At this time, Yoruichi asked Linton, not knowing whether he wanted to change the subject intentionally or wanted to get some information from Linton. .

"You probably all know that," Linton said. "Actually, I have a pretty good relationship with Urahara Kisuke, and he has told me a lot of things."

"Really? How do you know each other?" Yoichi asked, after all, he had never met Linton.

"How did we meet? I can't remember, and I don't know when we met. In short, we were already friends when we realized it." Linton said.

Yoruichi really didn't doubt it. To be honest, it wasn't clear but it seemed quite believable. After all, liars hoped their lies would be true, so they would blindly make them up to be more truthful. In fact, for unnecessary topics, just answer unclearly.

"So...you also know about Sosuke Aizen?" Yoruichi suddenly asked.

"Yes." Linton nodded, "Of course, that also includes the thing called Bengyu that you made, but I don't know what the use of Bengyu is. I feel that you all attach great importance to it. But I also said it. , it has nothing to do with me, I just came to see my nephew. I can only sympathize with your situation, but Aizen, I don’t have time to help you deal with him, and the same thing with Bengyu, unless..."

"Unless what?" Yoruichi said.

"Unless you are my niece." Linton said suddenly. After all, Ye Yi's name has the highest rating so far, and he wants to work harder.

"I'm really not your niece." Yoruichi said. She really thought Linton was here to see her nephew/daughter, but she really wasn't, so she didn't admit it. The genealogy of their Sifengyuan family is very clear, so she knows everyone in the family, and there must be no one like Linton.

"Oh...then there's nothing we can do. If I were to help my niece, I would have had reason to intervene." Linton said, "But thinking about it this way, it seems that there is still a way to intervene."

"What method?" Yoichi asked. After all, Linton was still very strong, so it was certainly a good thing to bring him into the plan.

"If that Aizen Sosuke is my nephew...it's possible, right." Linton said suddenly.

"Huh?" Ye Yi was stunned.

"Let me think about it, if he was my nephew, then I would have no choice but to kill you. There is no other way. I love my nephew the most," Linton said.

"So if Aizen is your nephew, you will be hostile to us? You just said that Urahara Kisuke is your friend." Yoruichi said.

"Yes, but friends and nephews, which one is closer? As a person who helps relatives but not others, anyone who causes trouble for my nephew will be killed without leaving a single one behind." Linton said with a smile.

Even though he was smiling, Yoruichi always felt a little chilly. Judging from his words, this guy might not be joking. After thinking for a while, he asked: "Aizen...can't be your nephew."

"Let me think about it...Linton Aizen...this name...is about 6 points." Linton touched his chin, "There should only be a 60% chance, but there is a 90% chance that you are my niece. He is also It’s below you.”

"Wait a minute, are there any points here? Don't you have standards for finding a nephew?" Yoichi couldn't help but say.

"Then I'm not too sure. I can only judge from the name. The next thing is the feeling after meeting. Otherwise, I won't have any other clues how you want me to find it." Linton said.

"That's it..." Ye Yi really believed it, feeling that Linton really didn't have any clues and came to his nephew with the intention of giving it a try. At this point, she suddenly became worried. Linton said that someone must have told him the news that his nephew/daughter was in Seireitei, and could this person be Urahara Kisuke?

Yes, Yoruichi felt that Kisuke Urahara might know Linton's ability, so he wanted to include him in the plan, so he made up news about his nephew who he was more concerned about and tricked him into coming here to find his nephew. Although Yoruichi can understand Urahara Kisuke's thoughts, after all Linton's strength has been confirmed, but... what if this is really false news and he can't find his nephew to settle the score with you?

Yoruichi thought it would be better not to raise this issue, but after thinking about it, Yoruichi suddenly felt that she could pretend to be his niece. So far, I don’t know why. Linton seems to think that she looks like his niece. Is it really similar? But I know for sure it's not. But in order for their plan to be implemented smoothly, I might be able to find a way to impersonate myself.

Of course, this is just an idea, and Yoruichi hasn't decided to do it yet. After all, Linton is still looking for someone first. What if there really is his nephew? Isn't his fake life finished? And now is not the time to do this. She doesn't want to pretend to be a niece casually. This is the idea of ​​an emergency plan when there is no other way. For example, if Aizen is really Linton's nephew, then Yoruichi will have no choice but to Fake.

Thinking of this, Yoruichi suddenly felt that he had been plotted by Urahara Kisuke. Maybe Linton mentioned to him that she looked like his niece, so Urahara Kisuke sent him here. According to Urahara Kisuke's character, this is really possible.

Linton didn't know that Yoruichi next to him would have such complicated thoughts. At this time, he was also worried about his nephew's problem. So who should I look for? Linton was not very satisfied with the names he could think of now, and he couldn't even remember the names of several vice-captains. Anyway, go shopping first, maybe you can meet the right person. After all, you still have to recognize your nephew in person.

"Speaking of Aizen..." Yoruichi didn't mention his nephew again. At this time, he wanted to ask Linton what he thought about Aizen's current actions. After all, she couldn't figure it out herself. Judging from Linton's current situation, he is probably too lazy to care. I don't know if he will provide any useful ideas, but it is always good to ask, maybe he will be enlightened.

However, just when she was about to speak, she suddenly sensed the situation: "Someone is coming towards us, captain level."

"Oh? Another captain came to the door by himself. That's a good thing." Linton said.

"This spiritual pressure... is a bit familiar." Yoruichi said after thinking about it.

"So who is it?"

"Hmm..." Yoruichi really can't tell. After all, she hasn't been back for more than a hundred years. To be honest, she is familiar with it, but she really can't tell, except for the situation like Aizen who won't forget. , and there was nothing she could do about the others.

"Forget it, we'll find out later anyway." Linton looked around and turned on the viewing mode. Only then did he realize that there were several Death Gods around him watching them secretly, but they did not come up.

After thinking about it, Linton understood that there were relatively few of these Death Gods. He might have seen the previous situation and knew that he had some abilities, so he called for support and is now waiting for support. The captain probably heard the message of support and was nearby, so he came directly towards them.

Of course, Linton would not find these people out. After all, he was waiting for the captain. If he could recognize his nephew, he would get points.

After waiting for a while, a figure appeared in front of him. Of course Yoruichi hid aside again. The moment he saw the other person, Linton recognized him. This guy with black skin, strange eyes, and a reggae haircut was the captain of the seventh team, Tosen Kaname.

"Hmm... Linton Dongxian, it's not bad, about 8 points, but with your skin color, you're not my nephew." Linton looked at Dongxian Yao up and down, "Okay, okay, you can die too. "