I pretend to cultivate immortality in kindergarten.

Chapter 1: Failed Transmigration and Pretending to be a Immortal

Lincheng Town, Sunshine Hope Kindergarten.

A ray of morning sun shines through the window onto the speechless face of a little boy.

He listens to the nursery rhymes in the classroom and looks at the beautiful teacher in a floral dress standing on the podium and beating the rhythm.

He said gently in a coaxing tone: "Children, listen to the teacher twice more, and then sing together~ Twinkle, twinkle little star~"

The little boy sitting in the back row by the window is called Lin Zhengran, five years old this year, currently a junior in the third class of the senior class.

He was originally 28 years old and his family had just received a huge amount of demolition money. He was forcibly bound by the dog system and traveled to this world.

According to the system, this is the world of immortals, full of demons and monsters, bizarre, and the living conditions of the people are very cruel.

And I have to start from an ordinary casual cultivator, step by step to improve my cultivation, expand my power, until I establish a sect and become the strongest in the world!

But... this broken system! Let's not talk about whether I am willing to travel through time or not, you are a pirated copy, right? Can you open your eyes and look at what you are doing?

Is this still China?

Why are there cars, high-rise buildings and hot pot restaurants on the streets of the world of cultivation? Why am I in a kindergarten? And meow, why am I only five years old? ! I can't even swear!

[System activation completed, congratulations to the host for successfully crossing. It is detected that the world you are in is the Lingqi Continent. The cultivation level of the Lingqi Continent is from one to one hundred. You can become a god after level one hundred, and you can get an exclusive skill every ten levels, which can significantly enhance the host's combat power.]

Lin Zhengran heard the voice of the pirated system in his mind. This setting... It's not unfair to say that you are a pirate.

[Your current cultivation level is one, and your qualifications are ordinary. You are very confused when you first enter this world. After crossing for a month, your cultivation has not changed at all. Your eyes are blank, and you are worried about how to walk on the road ahead.]

[Today you finally met a strange fate! On the way, you met He Xianzi from the righteous sect, and her cultivation level didn't seem high. Through eavesdropping, you learned that she had a pure Yang treasure pill hidden on her body. After eating it, it is said that it can greatly improve your cultivation level! Paired with another red blood pill, it can reshape your bones! 】

[You have to find a way to get the treasure pill, so that you can change the problem of your mediocre qualifications. If you really can't get it, you can only blame your shallow opportunities and have to look for another chance.]

No, buddy... How come it's been a month and the time travel bug hasn't been fixed yet, the system is geigei, I beg you to open your eyes and look, I am now in the modern society, there is no He Xianzi holding the treasure pill! What opportunity am I robbing? !

"Lin Zhengran? Lin Zhengran... You pressed my hair..."

The mosquito at the same table interrupted Lin Zhengran's thoughts with a coquettish voice.

The cute little girl in a pink skirt and ponytail was looking at Lin Zhengran innocently. The girl was called He Qing, Lin Zhengran's deskmate and childhood sweetheart, and a neighbor's child.

"Lin Zhengran... my hair..." She said in a low voice, as if she was very afraid of him.

Lin Zhengran turned his head and saw that his fierce eyes had indeed seen that the other's hair had been pressed under his arm at some point.

But he did not raise his arm, but asked curiously: "Who told you to put your hair under my arm?"

Little He Qing was aggrieved and did not dare to talk back: "I'm sorry... it's my fault, then can you raise your arm, otherwise I can't move, I want to go to the bathroom."

She was afraid that Lin Zhengran would not agree, and took out a piece of milk candy from her pocket: "I'll give you this candy, this is what my mother gave me this morning, just this one."

Lin Zhengran was too lazy to argue with the child and raised his arm.

Xiao He Qing quickly pulled out her hair and smoothed it, then timidly placed the milk candy in front of him: "You eat..."

After putting it down, she looked up at the teacher on the podium, hesitantly covering her bulging belly, with a tangled face.

"I don't eat this stuff." Lin Zhengran didn't like sweets very much, and wanted to return it to the other party, but the voice of the system came out as soon as he picked it up.

[I didn't expect that you could fool the fairy of the famous and upright sect into handing over the Pure Yang Pill with just sweet words and without a single blow! Damn, you should take it immediately! Otherwise, if the other party regrets it, you will lose this opportunity, and since you see that this fairy is so easy to fool, you might as well ask her what other treasures she has and take them all, or just stop while you're ahead and say goodbye]

Lin Zhengran: "???"

Looking at the milk candy in his hand, Lin Zheng suddenly realized that this system was blind?

Wait... Could it be that!

Lin Zhengran looked at the milk candy in his hand, and for some reason he opened the wrapper and swallowed it.

Who knew that after eating it, he would feel refreshed and sweet in his mouth! A milky taste came from the tip of his tongue... Oh no! A force came out of his fist!

At this moment, Lin Zhengran felt that he could kill a big mosquito with his bare hands!

[The treasure pill improves your cultivation, and your cultivation level is upgraded to level three, plus one strength and one physical strength]

Although it is different from the world described by the system, Lin Zhengran actually felt that his strength has increased!

Little He Qing beside him heard that she didn't want to eat it, and thought he would give it back to her, but saw that he changed his mind and ate it again, saying in a baby voice: "Don't you say you don't want to eat it?"

Lin Zhengran was stunned for a moment and reacted. It turned out that this system can continue to be used even if the crossing failed?

That's interesting.

He looked at He Qing meaningfully.

He Qing thought that she was upset by what she said, so she lowered her head and covered her stomach, very scared.

"I didn't say anything."

Lin Zhengran asked with a smile: "He Qing, do you have anything else to eat?"

He Qing shook her head, and the ponytail on the back of her head shook twice.

"No."

Lin Zhengran smiled horribly: "Are you sure? I remember your mother gave you a lot of snacks this morning?"

He Qing still covered her stomach, touched her pocket and took out a jujube from it.

"This is the only one... I have eaten all the others."

[Red Blood Pill! This is the perfect match for the Pure Yang Pill. I didn't expect your luck to be so good today! If you take these two pills together, your mediocre qualifications will be improved! From now on, the door to the world of cultivation will be open to you! ]

Sure enough!

Although the world is different, as long as you do similar things, you can still get rewards by catching the system bug.

Lin Zhengran took the jujube from her hand, and seeing that she suddenly had tears in her eyes and seemed to be about to cry, he spoke helplessly:

"I'm not taking your things for nothing. You're holding your stomach because you want to go to the bathroom but you don't dare to call the teacher, right? I'll call the teacher for you, but the jujube belongs to me, okay?"

When He Qing heard this, her face was incredible. In her impression, the big brother next door, Lin Zhengran, seemed to be always fierce. How could he say this?

"Can you say something?" Lin Zhengran asked again.

Little He Qing nodded repeatedly in fear.

Lin Zhengran raised his hand without hesitation: "Teacher! He Qing wants to go to the bathroom!"

He Qing didn't expect the other party to shout out loudly, blushing, and all the classmates looked over.

But the kindergarten teacher was used to it: "Go, come back soon."

He Qing was flustered and surprised, and quickly stood up and responded timidly: "Thank you, teacher, I'll be back soon."

Then she looked at Lin Zhengran who was studying the jujube with gratitude, and hurriedly left the classroom to go to the bathroom. She couldn't hold it anymore.

Lin Zhengran ate the jujube.

He clearly felt that something was being upgraded.

As a result, the kindergarten teacher coughed and severely criticized someone: "Little Lin Zhengran! You are not allowed to eat snacks in class, understand?! It will affect other children! You should eat after class!"

[Terrible! After you took the fairy's treasure, there was a voice transmission threatening you! I think it might be that the fairy master is protecting the other party thousands of miles away. Fortunately, you didn't fight with the fairy just now, otherwise you would be retaliated by the other master! This scared you very much, and you secretly thought that you should be careful in this world in the future, otherwise your life will be in danger]

[You successfully absorbed the red blood pill, and your aptitude changed from mediocre to mediocre, your level was upgraded to four, and your energy increased by one]

Lin Zhengran: "..."

Lin Zhengran: "I know, teacher."

It seems that this is a narration system, but it is true that fortune and misfortune are interdependent. At least in this world, I have almost no worries about my life, and I can develop rapidly in the future!

How should I practice in this world? I can't just eat pills to improve, right? ...Wait, don't tell me I'm going to study by reading a book.

Lin Zhengran tried to open a kindergarten children's book.

[Practicing - This is a primary practice book. After reciting all of it, you can break through to level five.]

Lin Zhengran: "My goodness! It's true! The difficulty of the later stage of practice is too great!"

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