I Opened An Online Shop In Myriad Realms
Chapter 4: Shocked teacher Ma!
"Classmates, announce a good news!"
"In this class, Professor Ma Guochun from Jiangnan University will give us an open class! Together in the four classes, everyone should perform well."
"Squad leader, organize the students to go to the lecture theatre."
Hear the words.
The students are very excited!
Because this Ma Guochun is very famous and hailed as a modern poetry fairy by the literary world!
…
In the lecture hall.
There are no empty seats, and there are a total of 200 students in the four classes.
"Hello everyone."
With the low voice sounded, a seventy-year-old man appeared in front of the students.
The old man has a white head, wearing a plain white coat and glasses, with an amiable and kind appearance.
"Wow!"
"Really Teacher Ma!"
"The school is so big, even Teacher Ma has invited!"
"I like the prose poems of Teacher Ma the most, "Rugged Man", "Not Losing", "Comfortable" and "Uncomfortable"!"
"There are also his literary works, like the famous fantasy love novel "The Love of Gods and Demons", the tiny saying "Wow!", the suspenseful mystery novel "I'm Black Cut", the short character description novel "Xu Huang"..."
"Mao C, I am your fan!"
"Ma Lao C sign me!"
The students looked very excited.
"Classmates, be quiet."
Ma Guochun took the microphone and started to lecture without talking nonsense.
"Today, I have the honor to come to Chuzhou No. 1 Middle School. I want to tell my classmates the history of the development of world poetry...please see the PPT."
Talking and talking.
Su Chen felt very boring, because the revised poetry level of the literary world was far worse than the original world.
"system!"
"I have two more lucky draws, right?"
"Ok."
"Okay, start the lottery!".
Wow!
The pointer of the wheel of fortune began to rotate.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, I got a hot-blooded college character summoning card, which has been stored in the space warehouse."
Summoning card for characters in hot-blooded universities
A one-time consumable, randomly summon a character in the movie "Hot Blood High School" to help yourself do anything, lasting ten minutes.
"This summoning card..."
"not bad!"
Su Chen smiled slightly.
He has watched the movie "Hot Blood High School" countless times, and the characters in it are very tough in fights.
Continue to draw.
Wow!
Fortunately, the hand of the big wheel turns.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, I got a bottle of Super Corkscrew and it has been stored in the space warehouse."
"Fuck!"
Su Chen couldn't hold back a single one, and shouted out.
Nima!
Kaisero?
What can this thing do!
"This classmate, did I say something wrong?"
On the podium, Ma Guochun helped the glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked at Su Chen.
All the students followed.
"Uh, no, I just think Teacher Ma's understanding of poetry is not deep enough..."
Su Chen's awkward laughter spread throughout the audience.
"It's over!"
The head teacher Zhou Ping's face changed!
Scolding everywhere!
Gu Yuliang stood up swiftly, pointed at Su Chen and cursed:
"Su Chen, you rubbish! You didn't even score 60 points in your language test, so you dare to blame Teacher Ma?! Rubbish, get out of here!"
"Something to die!"
Ma Feifei also scolded.
Su Chenniao didn't bother them, and smiled apologetically at Ma Guochun.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Ma, it was a kid who said nonsense just now."
"You all sit down first."
Ma Guochun frowned, obviously not happy.
"Huh, rural boy, the quality is poor, waste, illiterate!"
Gu Yuliang hated Su Chen so much, he wanted to catch all the ridicule.
Ma Guochun frowned when she heard it. This person's mouth is too dirty.
"Ha ha."
Su Chen laughed at that time.
"Gu Yuliang, in my opinion, you are an illiterate!"
"Say I'm illiterate?!"
Gu Yuliang's voice suddenly increased by a dozen decibels: "Trash, put your ears up, listen carefully!"
"The most beautiful, always the beginning
Pear blossoms fall, the lights are already diminished
Pen and ink flow
The dust that can't be dissipated, the flowers rain and the night
The story is not over, the cool breeze sighs lightly
Meet a glass of wine
But this night. "
…
A modern lyric poem comes out from Gu Yuliang's mouth, like a gurgling stream flowing out.
"Wow!"
"A Liang is so amazing! I admire you so much!"
Ma Feifei sat in the position and took the lead in calling.
On Thursday and Monday, they exaggerated.
"The monitor is too literary!"
"Modern Tagore!"
"Great talent!"
"Male God!"
Many little girls' eyes have turned into peach blossoms.
Ma Guochun is a little vomiting...
The rhetoric of this poem is pretty gorgeous, but it's too hypocritical.
"Rotten poems moaning without disease!"
Swift—
Su Chen's disdainful voice spread throughout the lecture hall.
"Su Chen!"
"You are a king of mouths when you step on a horse, and you are a pile of mud!"
Gu Yuliang's lungs were about to explode, cursing frantically.
"Say my poem sucks?"
"You come here for a song!"
"I beg you, slap me in the face quickly, okay? Hahahaha... I'm so scared!"
Faced with Gu Yuliang's wild laugh.
Su Chen only said a word, and instantly stunned more than two hundred people in the audience!
He was right...
"When is the bright moon? Ask Qingtian about the wine!"
Huh? !
Gu Yuliang was like a drake caught in his throat, and his laughter stopped abruptly.
"When will the bright moon come, ask Qingtian about the wine?"
"Good poem, good poem! Wonderful!"
"Classmate, go on! Quick, go on!"
Ma Guochun's eyes brightened, as if he had found a piece of gold in the desert.
"Ahem."
Su Chen cleared his throat, and in the shocking eyes of more than 200 people, he continued:
"When will the bright moon come, ask Qingtian about the wine."
I don’t know what year is the heavenly palace?
I want to take the wind to return, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be very cold from the heights.
Dancing clear shadow, like in the world?
Transfer to Zhu Pavilion, low Qi household, without sleep.
There should be no hate, what is the long time to go to other times?
People have sorrows and joys, and the moon is cloudy and clear. This matter is hard to come by in ancient times.
Nung, moon and new moon. "
…
Su Dongpo's "Shui Tiao Song Tou", with 95 words in full, has been erased from the main world by the entertainment modifier.
More than a minute after Su Chen finished reciting, Ma Guochun still recalled the last sentence of "I hope people will be long, a thousand miles of chaos", unable to extricate themselves.
"This classmate!"
"Would you like to come to the Chinese Department of Jiangnan University? I have a recommended quota in my hand!"
Ma Guochun opened his eyes and looked at Su Chen with excitement.
"Wow!"
The entire lecture hall burst!
"My God, Teacher Ma wants to **** Su Chen to Jiangnan University!?"
"One step to the sky!"
"I really envy you!"
"The main reason is that Su Chen's poems are too good!"
"Sentences are ancient quatrains!"
"Gu Yuliang was so short as to lose even the scum."
There was a voice of congratulations all around, and everyone was envious and hated to death.
You don’t need to take the exam anymore, I’m so happy!
But shockingly...
Su Chen, rejected Ma Guochun!
"No, Teacher Ma, I want to get admitted to Jiangnan University with my own strength!"
The young man's eyes were torch, with absolute confidence.
"Ha! This idiot, gave up such a good opportunity!?"
Gu Yuliang almost laughed to death when he heard Su Chen's words.
"Hey, Gu Yuliang!"
"Now do you know... who is truly illiterate?"
At this moment, Su Chen glanced over with contemptuous eyes, like an invisible big hand, and slapped Gu Yuliang in the face!
"I tell you, trash!"
"Poetry is a quintessential art. Just your hypocritical garbage poems, I can write eight kilograms a day!"
Your kind of bad poetry!
I can write eight kilograms a day!
This sentence…
Domineering!
"Too handsome! Too handsome!"
"Slap, hahaha, my face is smashed!"
"Gu Yuliang is illiterate!"
"Su Shen is so handsome!"
"Su Shen! Su Shen!"
I don't know which little girl yelled Su Shen, and more and more students yelled along.
"Su Chen, you...remember it..."
Gu Yuliang sat down with his teeth clenched, his face as if he had been splashed with boiling water, hot.
Ma Feifei was so confused that he could not distinguish the north, south, east and west.
Nima.
WTF?
That scumbag who can write poems and writes so well? ?
…
The open class ends.
Su Chen and Wang Leji walked to the classroom.
"Brother Su! When did you write a poem like this!?"
"Teach me!"
"I want to go out and pretend like you in the future!"
Wang Leji looked up at Su Chen with a look of worship.
"If you have no strength, you will be struck by lightning."
Su Chen came to this conclusion based on his previous life experience.
What else did Wang Leji want to say when he suddenly saw that Gu Yuliang walked over from the teaching building with three little yellow-haired rascals...
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