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Chapter 111: Xiaoxiao, you sleep first, I’ll go out and shoot a few flies!.

Groove!

Ma Qifeng covered half of his ears in pain, and blood continued to flow out along his fingers. In a matter of seconds, the face is all over the place.

The casual clothes next to it were stunned at first glance,

“Groove, trough, look at your paralysis, Shen Jian of Nima, quickly stop the bleeding for me.”

Ma Qifeng’s tears of pain were about to fall, and he roared angrily at the casual clothes.

“Oooh!”

Shen Jian, who was wearing casual clothes, reacted, quickly took out the small medicine bag, and slapped it on Ma Qifeng’s ears, and finally,

The blood was stopped, and Ma Qifeng’s face turned pale in pain,

Staring at his half-pulled ears on the ground, his eyes were red.

“I, groove, you, mom, ah!!!”

He felt that he could no longer suppress his raging anger, and the strings of reason were directly broken.

With a roar, he rushed towards Du Wenming.

……

“Xiaoxiao, you will wait by yourself first, I’ll go out for a while.”

Yang Lin put on his coat and said to Lin Xiaoxiao.

“It’s so late, why are you going, boss?”

Lin Xiaoxiao poked his head out of the bedroom with a strange look. It’s the first time she’s seen the boss go out at night, is she going out to date the little sister?

“Oh, go shoot the two flies, come back in a while, you sleep first.”

Yang Lin smiled, pushed open the door and walked out.

As soon as he went out, a yellow rune paper appeared between his fingers, Yang Lin’s hand moved slightly, and the talisman burned automatically,

Emits a hazy pale blue flame. Two seconds later, the flames disappeared, and the rune paper turned into flying ash and fell,

But instead of landing, it floated in a certain direction. Yang Lin smiled, unhurriedly mounted the little electric donkey he had just thrown the light, and followed behind the paper ash.

……

“Yi Zhilin, you old boy can be fooled, this guy is brilliant.”

On the seventh floor of Shengqiang Building, among the three golden 8 boxes, Li Qingwei looked around and said with a smile.

At this time, Gao Qiang is not there, the three of them are old acquaintances, and they are used to joking on weekdays.

Naturally, there are no scruples when speaking. Yi Zhilin smiled,

“I’m an idle fish wild crane, where are you two dashing, one is in charge of the sect, one is the dean of the Zhangfu Taoist Academy, and the day is in the gold”

“Okay, none of us know who.”

Li Qingyuan said with a smile, and then asked: “By the way, why did you come to Jiangcheng?” ”

Yi Zhilin sighed: “We are born to be a toiling life, running around for life, unlike you, there are people at home to worship.” ”

“Talk well, don’t leave the yin and yang weird there.”

Li Qingwei said, and then looked at Yi Zhilin with a strange expression.

“Huh? How do I feel that you are not the same as before, it feels like people have become… Well, how to say, some detached from the earthly taste. ”

Li Qingyuan also nodded and said, “I just wanted to say it, it’s like a great realization, Xuan, very Xuan.” ”

Both of them looked at Yi Zhilin curiously.

They also used to deal with Yi Zhilin a lot. In their circle, Yi Zhilin is the kind of person who attaches great importance to money. In their words,

It’s full of copper smell. Everything looks at the money.

Otherwise, he would not have been found by Gao Qiang all the way. But when I saw it today, Yi Zhilin gave people a very different feeling, as if he had undergone some baptism,

Some of the otherworldly dust, really like having attained the Tao. It was strange to them.

So I involuntarily looked at it twice. But the more I look at this, the more I feel that Yi Zhilin is strange, and I feel like a changed person, without the same taste as before.

“What the hell is going on?”

Both were very curious.

Yi Zhilin smiled bitterly when he heard this, shook his head and said: “It’s hard to say a word, there is still a chance to talk slowly, let’s not talk about this today.” ”

See Yi Zhilin is unwilling to say.

The two are also not easy to force.

So he changed the subject and talked about something else. Saying that, Yi Zhilin asked the purpose of the two of them coming to Jiangcheng.

“Entrusted by acquaintances, come and do a favor.”

Li Qingwei took a word, and suddenly remembered the dust avoidance talisman in his arms. It was difficult to hide his pride and said: “By the way, Lao Yi, today I will show you a good thing and let you open your eyes.” ”

Yi Zhilin was stunned: “What good thing?” ”

Li Qing smiled slightly, took out a dust talisman from his arms, and showed it in front of Yi Zhilin.

When Yi Zhilin saw it, his brows furrowed

“Isn’t this just a dust charm? This is… Good stuff [?] ”

He said, shaking his head.

Although he had been to Yang Lin’s, he did not care about the contents of the counter.

So I didn’t recognize the origin of this dust avoidance talisman. In addition, when Zhang Ruoxuan met him, he didn’t mention the matter of the dust avoidance talisman at all.

So at this time, Yi Zhilin did not know that this dust avoidance talisman was related to Yang Lin.

“Isn’t this just a dust charm? Lie in the groove, listen, you listen, what is spoken in human language? ”

Li Qingwei looked like you were a dirt bun.

The tail is almost up to the sky. Yi Zhilin was puzzled.

Carefully looked at the thing in Li Qingwei’s hand again, yes, it was a dust avoidance talisman, the yellow paper was the lowest grade yellow paper, the kind he didn’t disdain to use. Cinnabar… groove,

It’s not cinnabar, right? Is it red ink? This thing you two put this as a baby?

The brain was kicked by a donkey, right?

Shaking his head, Yi Zhilin felt that it would be better to stay away from these two in the future. Otherwise, it is easy to be pulled down by IQ.

“Hehe, Lao Yi, look at your eyes wide, don’t drop your jaw in a while.”

Li Qing raised his chin slightly, with a look of disdain, and put the dust avoidance talisman on the table in front of him like a close-up of slow motion. A moment later…

Nothing happened!

Yi Zhilin looked at him like a retarded. Li Qingwei was also stupid.

Can’t, how did you do it, why can’t it be effective? At this time,

Li Qingyuan coughed hard next to him and whispered to his brother: “No ash, no ash!” ”

“Oooh!”

Li Qing reacted slightly. The big dining table of the hotel, wiped bright and bright, not to mention dust,

Can be used as a mirror, his dust charm put on, avoid a hair. How can this be done?

He was still counting on this pretense.

Do you have to carry a handful of soil with you in the future? Isn’t that a bit of a catch?

Looking at the ground, there was a brand new carpet, and there was no dust.

This…

Li Qingwei had no idea for a while.

At this time, Li Qingyuan suddenly saw a large pot of fortune trees placed in the corner next to him, and there was soil in the pot.

At the moment, the eyes are bright, isn’t the gray coming?

He quickly poked Li Qingwei, and his chin raised at the flower pot. Li Qingwei looked, biu special Buddha.

Quickly ran over and grabbed a handful of soil and sprinkled it around the dust charm.

Yi Zhilin people are stupid, and their hearts say what are these two brothers doing, acting in dramas? This one burst after another.

He just wanted to say what are you two thousand, when he suddenly saw the soil that Li Qingwei had just sprinkled on the table move.

Hiss!

Yi Zhilin Huoran stood up and gasped. This… This…….

He rushed over in disbelief, lying on the dust charm and taking a closer look. Groove.

That’s right, the dust that Li Qingwei sprinkled on just now is really moving, centered on that dust talisman,

Slowly moving away, it formed an ever-expanding circle. I’m Nima…

What’s going on? Yi Zhilin people were stunned.

Li Qingwei and Li Qingyuan were simply proud when they saw Yi Zhilin’s expression.

Just like eating ice cream in Sanfutian, the whole body is refreshing.

At this moment, they felt that the six million spent were not wronged at all. As a well-known feng shui master in the circle, Master Yi is like this, can you imagine what kind of shocked expression those dignitaries should have when they see this?

“Avoid… Shelter from the dust… Symbol? ”

Yi Zhilin inhaled the cool air and said in disbelief.

“That’s right, it’s a dust avoidance charm.”

Li Qing said slightly proudly.

Then in Yi Zhilinbaba’s eyes, he took the dust talisman on the table into his arms. The dust stopped moving, forming a large circle.

Yi Zhilin looked at the big circle, and his eyes were straight.

He stammered and asked, “What… Where did it come from? ”

Li Qingwei glanced at Li Qingyuan, cleared his throat and said, “It is precisely the poor road.” ”

When Yi Zhilin heard this, his mouth was almost closed.

“You… Did you draw? ”

It’s all played in a circle, who doesn’t know who.

The thousands of years of cultural inheritance of Taoists can be passed down to their generation. Even if there is some inheritance, it is all some fur and the like.

For example, his feng shui art and junior sister’s arithmetic technique. But despite this, it can already benefit them for a lifetime. There is no food and clothing.

A little fur is good. Some simply cut off the inheritance. For example, the Talisman Art of the Zheng Yi School.

Perhaps in ancient times, the Zhengyi faction did dominate in terms of talismans. But after such a long period of history, by now, this talisman method has long become a legend.

Although Li Qingwei and Li Qingyuan said all day that their talismans were orthodox of the Heavenly Master, in fact, everyone in the circle knew that it was all a lie. It’s just a dot symbol drawn with cinnabar on yellow paper. It didn’t work.

But now…..

These two people actually drew a dust avoidance charm?

And he’s a real guy, not the kind of fool. For a while, Yi Zhilin had an incredible feeling. Wrong

Very wrong! Yi Zhilin suddenly shook his head.

He knew these two brothers early, and he knew everything about the personalities of these two brothers, simply put, it was a stinky fart.

What can be pretended to be forced today will definitely not wait for tomorrow. If you can say that you can draw a dust avoidance charm, you have already drawn it. It simply won’t wait until now.

In other words, this dust avoidance talisman must have another origin.

For example, which Taoist sage’s relic cave mansion and so on.

Although this kind of thing is equally rare, it is more reliable than saying that these two brothers drew it. Thinking of this, he shook his head and said: “I don’t believe you made it, let’s say, from which ruins?” ”

“I knew you were going to say that, huh!”

Li Qing shook his head with a slight mockery, then reached out and took out a stack of the same talismans from his arms, and said with a smile: “Do you think I just drew one?” ”

Yi Zhilin looked stupid, lying groove, are there so many?

If you want to say one or two, you can also say which ruins you got it from. But this stack, let alone ten.

Could it really be made by Li Qingwei?

“Fake… Fake, right? ”

He said in disbelief.

“Huh, fake?”

Li Qing shook his head slightly and placed the stack of dust avoidance talismans on the table. The next moment, the dust that fell on the table moved outward frantically. Dusty.

“Ahem… Groove… Ahem… It’s all real guys. ”

Yi Zhilin said in shock while spitting out the soil in his mouth. After a while, he suddenly grabbed Li Qingwei’s arm frantically,

“Give… Give me one!! ”

Li Qingwei shook his hand away and said disdainfully: “Who said it just now?” ”

“I was wrong, give me one! No, no, I’ll buy one! ”

Yi Zhilin’s eyes were red.

Groove, dust charm. What a guy. Who has seen this? The cow is furious.

“Sell you one?”

Li Qing looked at Yi Zhilin with a slight squint: “It’s light to say, drawing a dust talisman consumes a lot of my aura, and I can’t recover it for a few years.” ”

Yi Zhilin wants to say that Reiki you are a der, how can there be that thing now.

Regardless of thinking about it, oh no, if there is no aura, then where did these dust charms come from?

Could it be that Li Qingwei really cultivated aura? Groove, wouldn’t it?

He felt that his three views had been seriously impacted. The idea that has always been a little untenable. I was shocked.

Desperately pestering Li Qingwei wanted a dust avoidance talisman. But Li Qingwei didn’t spit at all, and his proud eyebrows and beard were shaking.

At this moment, Li Qingyuan’s phone rang, and he picked up and said a few words before hanging up.

“It’s someone from the Yuan family, saying that a car will be sent over.”

“Hmm.”

Li Qing nodded slightly.

Looking back and seeing Yi Zhilin with a blank face, his eyes rolled around.

I have a plan in my heart.

This time, the people of the Yuan family didn’t know what happened to their brothers, but they knew their own things, and the two brothers didn’t know anything about anything except for a little achievement in touching bones.

It’s okay to fool people, but if you talk about real skills, after all, it’s still a little embarrassing. But Yi Zhilin is different,

This guy is a disciple of Master Xie Yunxin, and he really has real skills above feng shui.

It’s better to pull this guy on this time, in case there are feng shui problems,

Can also be solved not. Thinking of this, he pretended to be deep and said: “Well, it’s not impossible to sell you one, but there is a condition.” ”

Yi Zhilin hurriedly asked, “What conditions?” ”

“You have to follow our two brothers in the past two days and help us.”

Li Qing squinted his eyes slightly and said. When Yi Zhilin heard this, he hesitated slightly, then nodded and said yes.

He is also a little accomplished in feng shui, and others will not.

Li Qingwei looking for him, it is nothing more than to look at feng shui or something. For him, it’s a trifle.

It can be exchanged for a dust charm, worth it.

With this dust avoidance talisman, he took it back and studied it carefully, maybe he could solve the mystery inside. And

Li Qingwei and the two brothers were able to draw dust avoidance talismans, maybe they really cultivated spiritual energy as they said. Follow them yourself, and you may not be able to learn one trick or two styles.

“Then it’s decided, eat first, a car will come to pick us up, and you will join us then.”

“Good!”

Yi Zhilin nodded.

Li Qingwei and Li Qingyuan looked at each other, and they were amused in their hearts. The more I felt the value of six million flowers.

At this time, Gao Qiang came in with a smile on his face. Also brought a few companions.

After saying hello, let the waiter start serving. After the waiter came in, he looked at the dirt all over the table with a blank face, and wondered in his heart.

He obviously wiped ah, why is there so much soil?

Look again, isn’t this inside a pot?

What are you guys doing with the soil in the pot? Are you playing in the mud in the northeast?

The waiter complained in his heart. But after all, they were all distinguished guests, and she was embarrassed to say, so she took a rag and prepared to wipe the table. Seeing this, Li Qingyuan,

He put away the dust charm on the table again. Prepare to eat.

However, what no one noticed at this time was that in the lower right corner of the back of those dust charms, there was a very small and tiny seal trace, with several words written on it: Funeral all the way.