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Chapter 83: Buns and five hairs, a piece of soup, be careful with the top of your head when you go out!.

Yang Lin looked at the closed door,

He was slightly stunned, and then smiled.

“Xiaoxiao, open the door and let it in, it’s a distinguished guest.”

“Oh, okay.”

Lin Xiaoxiao snorted, got up and went to open the door, and after opening the door, he found that it was a white-bearded grandfather in a suit, his right hand may be injured, and he was wrapped tightly with scotch tape. I let it in curiously.

Then closed the door again, the man was not polite, after entering the door, he first looked around, and then stared at the stack of dust charms inside the counter for a while,

Really ready to turn his head, but found that there were other talismans next to him, so he pinched his beard and glanced at it curiously, this time,

He directly broke his beard.

“Kim… King Kong… Sky. ”

His eyes were almost popping out.

Subconsciously, I want to rush over and grab it…

“Not yours, don’t move!”

Yang Lin’s faint voice came over.

“Uh…”

The old man was stunned, and turned his head to make a Taoist head: “Fa Ye, hello!” ”

After speaking, he also secretly glanced at the Vajra talisman several times, and the hara was about to flow down.

Yang Lin smiled and didn’t get up,

“The visitor is a guest, sit down and have breakfast together, little one, go and serve a bowl of porridge to the guest.”

“Oh good!”

Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned, it was the first time she saw Yang Lin invite someone to breakfast. I used to come in the morning, and the boss always asked them to wait until breakfast was finished before receiving them.

“Then bother.”

The old man finally looked away from the Vajra talisman, walked over and sat down, reached out and picked up a steamed bun and took a bite. Xiao Xiaosheng brought porridge and put it in front of the old man,

The old man drank it when he took it, and he was in a uproar. It’s all glued to the beard.

Xiao Zhi frowned at the look.

A breakfast was going on in such a strange atmosphere, eating and eating, the old man suddenly said: “Fa Ye, can’t you really carry it this time?” ”

Yang Lin asked without raising his head, “Who do you represent?” ”

“No one, just myself, Fa Ye rest assured, I was not sent from above.”

Yang Lin took a sip of soup and said lightly: “Oh, on behalf of your own words, just shut up, on behalf of the above words, my answer is that it has nothing to do with me.” ”

“Eh…..”

The old man choked on the soup and coughed vigorously. After finally coughing, he smiled bitterly and said, “I didn’t expect that Fa Ye was also a must.” ”

“Pass the prize, if there is nothing else, let’s leave after eating, by the way, steamed buns and five cents, a piece of porridge, settle the account when you leave.”

The old man was stunned and asked stupidly: “Also… Still charged? ”

“Of course others don’t take it, you have to take it.”

Yang Lin still drank the soup and said lightly.

“For… Why? ”

The old man was dumbfounded.

Why don’t others charge money for dinner, I have to collect it?

“Your identity is different, and you can’t say it if you don’t charge.”

Yang Lin finished the soup and put the bowl on the table and said.

“Oh… Oh! ”

The old man smacked his lips, and suddenly found that he didn’t know what to say. And Lin Xiaoxiao was more and more confused the more she listened on the side, and found that the boss was talking to this grandfather so strangely, she couldn’t understand a word.

After a while, the old man smiled bitterly again: “Fa Ye, I will ask two questions and leave, first, is it really so?” Second, can’t be lifted? ”

Yang Lin stuffed the last mouthful of steamed buns into his mouth, swallowed it hard, and then said vaguely: “Lifted!” ”

The old man was stunned, and wanted to ask something more, but Yang Lin had already stood up.

“Little, collect money, send off guests!”

“Uh…”

The old man was dumbfounded again.

But Yang Lin had already turned around and left at this time, leaving a sentence fluttering when he left: “I’ll go out for a while, be careful above your head!” ”

What? The old man was stunned.

“Grandpa, the QR code is here, you scan it!”

Lin Xiaoxiao said with a red face.

She felt that it was a shame to ask an old grandfather to collect a five-cent meal money.

But no way, who let Yang Lin be the boss.

“Oooh, okay.”

The old man took out his mobile phone with a confused look and scanned a piece of five.

Just about to leave, he remembered the purpose of his coming here: “That, little girl, I want to buy a few dust charms.” ”

While saying, he still stared at the Vajra talisman with hungry eyes.

But Yang Lin’s sentence is not yours, so he did not dare to speak.

“Oh, I want a few, a thousand.”

Lin Xiaoxiao saw that there was business to do, and said happily.

“Well, ten pieces, I’ll sweep it directly to you.”

The old man took out his mobile phone again and scanned 10,000 past.

Lin Xiaoxiao counted ten for him and took the bag to load him. The old man made another bow at the door of Yang Lin’s room before walking out. After coming to the alley,

He suddenly remembered Yang Lin’s words just now, and muttered in his mouth: “Be careful with the top of your head? Is it a falling object? ”

“There’s nothing overhead? Isn’t this the blue sky and daylight? ”

Yang Lin’s small alley is surrounded by bungalows, and the nearest high-rise building is also more than a hundred meters away, which is the rotten building. There are simply no conditions for falling objects from height.

The old man looked at the left and right in doubt, his right hand was taken out to see, put it down, took it out again to see, and then put it down again, holding it in great pain.

It can’t be counted.

He didn’t dare not listen to Fa Ye’s words, standing in place and not knowing what to do. And at this moment, several birds suddenly flew by, and then… Syllable!!

A huge piece of bird poop fell directly on the old man’s head. He was completely stunned.

“Groove!”

Feelings are so careful.

……

Or the broken Taoist temple on the outskirts of the city, Zhang Ruoxuan, who had just washed his hair, had a bitter smile on his face, and Wu Chengzhen next to him asked curiously: “How did you get a bird poop back?” ”

“Hey, don’t mention it, Fa Ye is a real god, he asked me to go out and be careful of the top of my head, I didn’t just come out, I was smashed by bird.” Wu Cheng really wanted to laugh, but he held back. ”

“You went to visit Fa Ye, what was the result? Did you report your home? ”

Zhang Ruoxuan’s face was filled with doubt.

“I don’t know! But I think he must have known that I was coming and knew my identity. ”

“Oh? How to say? ”

Wu Chengzhen asked.

“He asked me if I received a five-dollar meal and said I had a different identity. So I think he knows who I am. ”

“That must have been known.”

Wu Chengzhen touched his dry skin, and a trace of gloom flashed in his eyes. Zhang Ruoxuan said bitterly: “Fa Ye seems to give people the feeling of nothingness, a feeling of complete non-existence, and I dare not calculate it, it’s too hard to hold on.” ”

“It’s good that you didn’t count.”

Wu Chengzhen said: “What about that matter? Did you ask? ”

“Asked.”

“What did Fa Ye say?”

“He said three words: Carried over!”

“Carried over?”

Wu Chengzhen was stunned, and said suspiciously: “When did it lift?” ”

Zhang Ruoxuan looked out the window: “I thought about it on the road, now this matter is so big, the most fundamental reason is because of Fa Ye.” ”

“Maybe that’s what he said.”

Wu Chengzhen was dumb, and nodded with a bitter smile after a while: “I understand, this is the one that has disappeared, but will that thing really happen?” ”

Zhang Ruoxuan shook his head and said, “I don’t know.” ”

“So what now?”

Wu Chengzhen asked.

“Wait, self-saver, man also save, self-abandoner, man and god are angry.”

“It’s up to them.”

“By the way, you help me contact the Zhengyi faction, just say that I have good things to sell them…”

“Boss, when Grandpa left, why did you say to let him be careful over his head?”

“Oh, aren’t there always wild cats passing by in our house, I’m afraid that wild cats will get the tiles off and smash him.”

Yang Lin explained.

“Oh!”

Lin Xiaoxiao was abrupt.

Back in the room, Yang Lin spread out the pen and paper again and continued to exercise his mental power. His mental power is now 80 points.

It is already possible to make spiritualists. Put on a stand and tie up your horse.

Yang Lin exhaled and shouted: Soul come… Well, there’s no need to bother like that.

Just draw it.

Yang Lin dipped in cinnabar and began to paint on yellow paper. It took about two minutes, and a cyan light flashed on the yellow paper. It’s done!

Yang Lin was overjoyed in his heart.

He also didn’t expect that the first time he made a spiritualist talisman, it would be.

This spirit charm can independently attract nearby souls to seal it, which is a good talisman.

After playing with it for a while, Yang Lin didn’t know what to do with this talisman, and he was reluctant to sell it.

After all, 80 points of spiritual power.

After watching for a while, I simply lifted the clothes of the jade sister, snapped, and pasted them on the underwear.

“Let’s hide here first!”

He clapped his hands and thought.

……

And just when he drew the spiritualist charm, the comments about him on the Internet were getting louder and louder.

“What the hell, it’s a bird.”

“But no, an Internet celebrity who started by hype has made Jiangcheng now a black miasma.”

“Still pay attention to Biga, I’ve been paying attention to it for seven or eight days, why haven’t I seen those fifty people?”

“You think it’s really ga, people rely on this hype, and the purpose has been achieved.”

“If something really is going to happen, why didn’t he show up?”

“You are stupid, he made it up himself, what is the reason, what is the basis.”

“Not really!”

……

And in the face of these people’s comments, the people who buried the family army stopped working: “Lying groove, you dare to slander my grandfather so much, you don’t want to live, right?” ”

“Be careful, and Master Fa will give you a concern casually.”

“How can I understand my master’s abilities that you mortals can understand?”

“I advise you to go to the watchlist of Fa Ye, hehe, silly hat.”

“I really don’t believe it, I can search for modern Baixiaosheng’s reports.”

“What is Baixiaosheng, where? How can I not find it. ”

“A bunch of fools, you can’t find anything on the Internet.”

“That’s right, the links you gave can’t be opened.”

“Master Soufa, is there nothing at all?”

Yang Lin’s fans were stunned: “How is it possible?” Can’t find it in modern Baixiaosheng? Will you go online? ”

……

“yes, isn’t it just a matter of having hands?”

“How can you not find so much information on the Internet?”

“You wait, the labor search comes out and gives you a screenshot.”

As a result, Yang Lin’s fans opened their browsers one after another. Entered Hyundai Baixiaosheng.

But after searching, they were dumbfounded.

“The blogger has temporarily closed the service due to violations!”

Wang Defa?

Hyundai Baixiaosheng’s account was shut down? Groove, what the hell?

Yang Lin’s fans feel a little bad.

“It’s okay, it’s okay, there are other bloggers who have also reported on Fa Ye.”

“Yes, yes, it’s not just Baixiaosheng rubbing my traffic on the Internet.”

“It’s just, so many bloggers.”

So, they hurried to search for other bloggers, and as a result….

“Lying groove, why is the world’s strange news gone?”

“The yard, the kaleidoscope view of the world has also been sealed.”

“It’s the same with cosmic wonders.”

“Groove, what’s going on? Why are all these people who reported Fa Ye before shut down their services? Even the previous article is gone. ”

“How I feel a little panicked.”

“I’m a little numb too.”

“Wait a minute, I’ll go to Qiandu to search for those information of Fa Ye.”

“That is, Qiandu can always be searched, right?”

So, they ran to the web page and typed keywords

“Fa Ye, Ga, etc.”

Results…

The search found either unrelated things, or some content in his novel, such as a novel called “My Mr. Yin Yang”, appeared in the first position of the search list.

“The novel is pretty good, but what about my grandfather?”

“That’s it, what about Fa Ye?”

……

Yang Lin’s fans were confused, and overnight, the name Fa Ye seemed to disappear out of thin air on the Internet, and no trace could be found.

These fans searched the whole network for a long time, and nothing was found.

At this time, those who laughed at Yang Lin began to scream: “Look, what about those articles you are talking about? What about photos? There’s a handful of stuff. ”

“It’s all said to be hype, you still don’t believe it.”

“That’s it, what to say, show evidence.”

“What about the evidence?”

“Hehe, Fa Ye is a rumor-monger, saying that there will be a safety accident in our factory within ten days, this is eight days, how is it okay.”

“That is, Feng Ziyang was crazy by Fa Ye.”

……

Yang Lin’s fans were also angry, but they couldn’t find any evidence, they were just mad.

“Fortunately, Fa Ye’s funny account is fine.”

Some fans patted their chests and said.

“That’s it, don’t worry about those fools, let’s go and talk about it under the video of the grandfather.”

“It’s not that I deleted those reports, it’s not rare for me to be a big hair.”

So, they ran back to Yang Lin’s comic homepage, ready to leave a message to Yang Lin.

But as soon as they returned, they realized that something was wrong.

They unexpectedly found that the messages under Yang Lin’s first video were rapidly decreasing, not only messages, but even likes were rapidly decreasing.

“Groove, what the hell?”

These fans were dumbfounded, and quickly clicked in to take a look, and found that many fans’ messages were directly deleted by the system,

The rest are some relatively normal messages. For example, ask Yang Lin when to start broadcasting, when to bring goods and so on.

And everyone else who mentioned Fa Ye Ga, all disappeared.

For a while, Yang Lin’s fans were furious.

“Tease, you are pure and don’t want to mix.”

“Fa Ye Fa Ye, hurry up and reward them with a concern, quickly.”

“That’s it, Fa Ye, pay attention to these forced dogs.”

However, after these messages were sent, they only existed for a second and disappeared here.

“This is aimed at Fa Ye!”

Fans woke up. The heart fell to the bottom. However, something worse happened. Some fans who later followed Yang Lin came forward at this time.

“It doesn’t feel like anything awesome.”

“That’s right, I see, those were rumors before.”

“Coincidence.”

“I also think it is, maybe I just met, and the result was held up in the sky.”

“I see it too, to put it bluntly, like other Internet celebrities, it is a hype.”

“Hey, it’s not interesting, it’s off.”

“I also took it off, and a lot of people around me took it off.”

“Then I’ll take it too.”

So, for a while, these later fans took it off. As a result, the number of fans began to decrease dramatically.

In a very short period of time, 30 million was directly reduced to more than 10 million. Half of the fans passed.

The oldest group was mad.

“You rebels, get out, don’t come back after you roll.”

“Okay, good job, I have remembered your IDs, and let Fa Ye pay attention to you one by one later.”

“If you don’t send it slowly, don’t come back if you leave, I’m embarrassed.”

“Fa Ye, you blacken this writing Turtle Sun.”

“That’s it, just pull Heier.”