I might be a fake Ultraman

When Ba Niu was on the isolated island, being constantly played and plotted by Ji Hu, Tai Li and Nan Mao, the scene was given to Baili Yuan and No. 2 Da Zhi who were protecting the treasure in the cave.

No. 2 Da Zhi was indeed intelligent. It set some traps at the entrance of the cave. It faithfully executed the order to guard the treasure.

When No. 2 Da Zhi set the traps and returned to Baili Yuan, he saw Baili Yuan fiddling with an item in his hand.

"That's a mobile phone." No. 2 Da Zhi said. It learned from the book that mobile phones are technological creations of this era and are very popular.

"Yes, it's a mobile phone." Baili Yuan replied. Compared with No. 2 Da Zhi, he looked much smarter and felt like a "normal" human being. He could also type on the phone with both hands.

"Why, I don't have it?" No. 2 Da Zhi said, as if he was a little dissatisfied and puzzled.

Why can't I give the same equipment?

"This isn't mine either." Baili Yuan raised the phone in his hand, shook it at Dazhi No. 2, and then said, "This is Ba Niu's."

"Baniu's?"

"Well, I saw he didn't use it, so I picked it up." Baili Yuan looked down at the phone screen again, and replied casually without raising his head.

[What a pick-up! ]

[As expected of you, you really inherited a unique skill! ]

[You used to steal the buckle, now you steal the phone, right! ]

Dazhi No. 2 was very curious about Baili Yuan's behavior. What attracted him to the phone?

So it asked, "What are you doing?"

"Making friends."

"Making friends?"

"Dating apps! If you want to be more like humans, you have to understand humans better, so I browse human activities on the Internet and make friends with humans at the same time. The tool is the dating app."

"Let me see..." Dazhi No. 2 approached Baili Yuan and saw the picture on the screen, but he was still confused. He couldn't figure out what the apps on the phone were for.

Baili Yuan explained it to it attentively, "This is a camera, this is a chat software, this is a same-sex dating software, this is a heterosexual dating software, this software makes it easier to date married women..."

[Wait? What are they talking about? ]

[The dating you mentioned is this dating! ]

[You'd better really only have dating! ]

[What the hell is same-sex? ]

[Share the software! ]

No. 2 Dazhi also tried it, and then opened the new world, making a surprised cry, but soon found something special. It asked Baili Yuan again, "Why are they all, Ba Niu's, avatars?"

"I tell you, in the human world, online chats are all done with false identities!" Baili Yuan said seriously.

"Why?"

"Are you stupid? What if you offend someone, expose your true identity, and get found and killed by others?"

"That's right."

"I have given Ba Niu five girlfriends and three boyfriends, including college students~" Baili Yuan said proudly.

"Awesome!"

[This is a fake identity, right? ]

[You gave yourself the identity! ]

[Niuniu will really cry! ]

[Brother Huangmao persecuted Niuniu when he was alive, and he is still persecuting Niuniu now? ]

[Although I want to complain, I have to say that Brother Huangmao is really awesome! ]

Bai Liyuan patted No. 2 Dazhi on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Do a good job. When I come back, I will take you to take a bubble bath and let you experience human life."

"Yes, I will definitely work hard!" No. 2 Dazhi straightened his chest immediately.

Unconsciously, Bai Liyuan seemed to have become the leader of No. 2 Dazhi, and No. 2 Dazhi became more respectful of Bai Liyuan.

Although No. 2 Dazhi didn't know what a bubble bath was, No. 2 Dazhi knew that Bai Liyuan was better than it!

It's worth learning from Bai Liyuan!

Time soon came to night.

Finally, Tyrant returned.

But only he returned, and he fled back in a panic.

Behind him were the pursuit of Jihu, Taili and Namao.

Of course, Ba Niu didn't think so. He felt that he was not defeated, but because the complex environment of the forest outside was really unfavorable to him. He wanted to change to an environment that was favorable to him and then duel with Ji Hu.

The space in the cave was spacious and there was no forest to cover it, so there was no need to worry about Tai Li's despicable ninjutsu.

This was the duel location chosen by Ba Niu.

However, when Ba Niu approached the entrance of the cave, he stepped on empty air. Fortunately, Ba Niu was always alert under Tai Li's sneak attack. He reacted at the first time, crossed the sudden pit, and jumped to a safe area.

Looking back, he found that there were sharp stone barbs in the pit.

"Tai Li!!" Ba Niu cursed.

Then he wanted to enter the cave, but he didn't expect that he would encounter various traps such as ropes, falling rocks, flying spikes, etc.

Even Ba Niu couldn't avoid so many traps. He could only rely on his strong physique to resist the damage. If Ba Niu hadn't died before, his identity core might have been shattered more thoroughly.

Ji Hu, Tai Li and Na Mao just followed behind in silence.

Jihu and Nanmao both looked at Taili, who waved his hands and said, "It's not me?"

"Then who is it?" Nanmao was puzzled.

No. 2 Dazhi: Of course it's me!

That's right, these traps were set by No. 2 Dazhi, who spent a lot of effort, but he didn't expect that all these traps fell on his accomplice, Ba Niu.

It can only be said that No. 2 Dazhi is wise, but not very smart. He forgot to leave a way for Ba Niu and inform Ba Niu.

It may also be that No. 2 Dazhi thought that Ba Niu would not come back after going out.

When Ba Niu ran back to the cave, he was in a mess. A big stone was stuck on one of his horns, and some disgusting mucus was stuck on his body, and there were fragments of wooden spears on the mucus.

Baili Yuan and No. 2 Dazhi stared at the embarrassed Ba Niu in a daze.

Ba Niu ignored them, and did not think that it was a trap they set. Instead, he quickly wiped away the embarrassment on his body, turned to face the entrance, and prepared for the battle. His eyes seemed to be red on his cheeks.

The anger value has exploded!

Led by Jihu, Taili and Namao on the left and right, the three slowly walked into the cave.

"Is the treasure here?" Jihu looked at the treasure chest under Baili Yuan's buttocks and smiled.

Tai Li looked at Baili Yuan with a complicated expression, then stared at Ba Niu, "Ba Niu, you can't escape!"

"That's right!" Na Mao was ready for battle.

"You are the ones who can't escape!" Ba Niu roared, then rushed towards the three people, "I will completely solve you here!"

"Then let's try it!" Ji Hu smiled lightly.

Try it and you will die.

Three against one, Ba Niu was hammered to the point of not being able to find the north, and then kicked away by Ji Hu, falling next to the treasure chest, and also next to Baili Yuan and No. 2 Da Zhi.

At this time, Ba Niu remembered Baili Yuan and No. 2 Da Zhi, and couldn't help but ask, "Why are you just watching?"

Baili Yuan asked back, "You are the one who lured the Kamen Rider here?"

[You are the one who lured the devil here? ]

[Hahaha, I laughed to death! ]