I might be a fake Ultraman

"Last night, a cosmic man attacked people in Senmu Park. Two policemen took action heroically, eliminated the cosmic man, and rescued the teachers and students who were attacked..."

The news was on the TV.

In the kindergarten, Kirisaki deliberately turned on the TV and broadcast the news in the classroom.

As an aristocratic kindergarten, isn't it normal to have a TV in the classroom?

Watching the news on TV, Kirisaki smiled.

Yes, this is his handwriting.

For what happened last night, Kirisaki handed over the credit to the two patrolmen, allowing them to obtain a "great contribution".

Bailiyuan's eyes moved slightly.

Because this credit is not so easy to get.

However, the children in the classroom do not seem to pay that much attention to the patrolmen and the aliens, and only some children are discussing them.

Seeing that the heat was not enough, Kirisaki wanted the children to discuss this matter. One girl directly raised her hand angrily, and shouted loudly: "I must have someone investigate the pair of teachers and students!"

Bailiyuan: "?"

Kirisaki: "...Why?" Kirisaki was a little puzzled.

The girl explained: "In the middle of the night, why did the pair of teachers and students appear in an empty park? I seriously suspect that the teacher absolutely used some means to coerce the student, and wanted to do something wrong to the student!"

Kirisaki: "???"

Bailiyuan: (ω)

This year's children know too much, she shouldn't know about this kind of adultery plot.

And in the class, there are quite a few children of this girl, Ying He.

In fact, this situation is not difficult to understand.

As a child receiving elite education, he has learned a lot since childhood and has a strong comprehension ability. Among the things to learn, there are naturally some parts related to gender education.

Even in some children's homes, the adults have a lot of fun, and they don't need to go online to find learning materials for some plots, which may happen around them.

Even if they haven't seen it with their own eyes, they must have been reminded by their governess or parents.

Naturally, there are reasons for doing so. After all, there are still too many perverts in this country, and perverts who attack children are not uncommon.

Such pure and ignorant young masters and young ladies are still rare, at least there are almost none in this class.

Usually, some children will bring Bailiyuan a photo album of their big sister as a prop to connect with each other.

"I want my grandfather to send the police to investigate." A boy said seriously.

"That innocent student must not be allowed to suffer from the teacher's poisonous hands."

"You said, is it possible that the student has some clues about the teacher, thereby intimidating the teacher?" Another child thought of another plot.

"Maybe the teacher and the students are both victims, and there is a third party behind them coercing them to do some perverted things in the park." This child is even more important.

In the discussion that followed, the plot became more and more outrageous.

It was even said that the group of cosmic beings coerced the pair of teachers and students to do something wrong.

Every point of view is taken out, and it is the kind that can start writing a ** script.

Listening to the children's discussion below, Kirisaki felt the blood vessels on his forehead pulsating.

Baili Yuan also winked at him, making a shy look.

Kirisaki almost slapped the table!

When he was manipulating the news, he never thought that the problem would appear in the kindergarten.

How can this kindergarten have so many crouching dragons and phoenixes?

"get out of class is over, let's go out and play."

"Okay~"

The children stopped discussing immediately and ran out of the classroom.

Compared with these plots that make adults' blood spurt, children prefer to play. Even if they know something, they only judge things by right or wrong, black and white, and there are no other things and colors. Especially without yellow, after all, their hormones are not yet vigorously secreted.

Bailiyuan looked at Kirisaki.

Kirisaki chuckled, got up and left the classroom.

...

The news was reported, and many people saw the news.

Most of the crowd is naturally full of joy and excitement.

"The cosmic people are too much, dare to attack us humans openly!"

"Isn't it fair and aboveboard at night..."

"Shut up! In short, I want to teach those lawless cosmic people some lessons."

"That's right, in my opinion, all the cosmic beings will be expelled."

"There's no need to be so extreme, just kill those cosmic people who are malicious, and there are some cosmic people who are not bad."

"What are you talking about? Have you forgotten the destruction of the city by the cosmic people? They are a group of invaders."

"I'm just talking about the facts. Besides, our earth is also going to the universe. We should contact the universe people in advance."

"That's for the future, and now those aliens are already threatening the safety of human beings!"

The public supports the expulsion of all cosmic beings. Some people think that according to what the cosmic beings have done, one group should be accepted and the other group should be expelled. And the ones who choose to be obtuse, no, are the ones who choose not to have an opinion.

Like the people, the high-level leaders of countries on Earth are also in the same situation, that is, the number of supporters of different arguments is different.

But there is no doubt that this news in Japan has triggered conflicts between humans and aliens in the country.

It makes other countries a little confused, but they feel troubled.

If humans and aliens really clash, it is impossible for other countries to just watch from the sidelines.

Because no matter what country or nationality they are, they all belong to the people of the earth.

The earthlings who have not yet developed must unite in the face of an unknown and dangerous universe.

Everyone in Ijis also saw the news.

And what happened in the news also affected Iggis.

Because police officer Sakura came with a mission.

"What? You want us to protect those two patrolmen?" Kana Sasaki asked in surprise.

When did the police use them for protection?

Police officer Sakura showed a distressed expression, "This time is a normal task dispatch, not the previous assistance. And there is a reason for the incident."

It turned out that the higher-ups didn't know if their brains were twitched. Not only did they report the news, they gave the two patrolmen unexpected credit, but they also planned to turn the two patrolmen into heroes of the police to boost the morale of the police and the public.

I am worried that there will be cosmic beings to retaliate against the two patrolmen, so someone needs to protect them.

"They have become heroes, and they still have to show their faces, and heroes cannot have a large number of policemen to protect them. So you need to protect them secretly at ordinary times, and it will be enough for a month."

Sasaki Kanai and the others looked at each other. They really wanted to scold those leaders. Was their brain controlled by parasites, otherwise normal people could make such a decision?

"There's nothing we can do about the order from above, but Nai-chan, please help~" Police Officer Sakura had to act coquettishly again.

And Kana Sasaki knew that Iggis could not refuse this task, otherwise he would lose his previous friendship with the police, and if he did it well, Iggis would also get huge benefits.

But the task this time is obviously not easy, otherwise the police would not be so nervous.

"Knowing that there will be troubles, don't do it at the beginning." Sasaki Kona couldn't help complaining, but still said: "Igies can take this task."

Officer Sakura smiled.

Sasaki Kana continued: "But I have to call someone else, and I have to pay more!"

"Everything is easy to say!"

...

house of everything.

Shirakawa Junko received a call from Sasaki Kana.

"Junko-chan, there is a job I can't take~" Sasaki Kana said in a coquettish tone.

In Sasaki Kana's view, if Shirakawa Junko can be brought in, their task this time might be much easier.

After all, they have seen that it is easier for Shirakawa Junko to beat the universe than to beat his son.