I might be a fake Ultraman

sunset, dusk.

Park, in the lake.

Small boat, one pair.

Couples are sitting in the boat, playing.

"Give me a kiss."

"Oh, I hate it~"

"Come on come on."

"Then~ just one bite."

Chirp~~~

On the other boat, Bailiyuan and Kirisaki watched the scene.

Then Bailiyuan looked at Wuzaki, "Do we want it too?" Bailiyuan pouted as he spoke.

With a blank expression on his face, Kirisaki raised his hand to grab Bailiyuan's face, and pushed Bailiyuan away.

"Shut up!"

If it wasn't that Bailiyuan was not an enemy, Kirisaki wouldn't mind giving him a strong hand to crack his head here.

It's just that Wuzaki found that Bailiyuan's face felt good when he grabbed it.

So he pinched it twice more.

Then Kirisaki felt the palm of his hand wet, and he hurriedly pulled his hand away, only to see Bailiyuan sticking out his tongue, spit blah blah blah.

Kirisaki looked at the drool in his palm, he showed an extremely disgusted expression, grinned, took out a handkerchief, and wiped it vigorously on his hand.

"You bastard!" Kirisaki scolded.

Perhaps feeling that the handkerchief was not wiped clean, Kirisaki wanted to wash his hands with the lake water, but he hesitated after seeing the lake water, and did not put his hand into the lake.

The lake water is not necessarily cleaner than his hands.

The reason why they boarded the boat was that on the one hand, Bailiyuan wanted to take the boat, and on the other hand, Wusaki wanted to take Bailiyuan to a place away from the crowd, so as not to cause him to die.

The experience of encountering Bailiyuan several times in the city made Wuzaki understand that Bailiyuan must not be given a chance to make trouble.

"If you are disobedient again, I don't mind throwing you into the lake." Kirisaki said threatening words with a smiling expression.

"Oh~~"

As a result, when Wuzaki looked up, he saw Bailiyuan pointing his phone at him.

Kirisaki asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

"Video evidence collection, okay, upload to the cloud..."

" # !"

Kirisaki felt that no matter how much Bailiyuan went on, he would feel instinctively uncomfortable in the future.

"Don't talk about what you have and what you don't have, let's talk about the business first, what do you want to do with me?" Kirisaki asked directly.

"Ah?" Baili Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head away shyly, with an arrogant look, "I don't think I want to see you."

Although Bailiyuan's demeanor made Kirisaki feel a little chilled, he also understood one thing.

The encounter between him and Baili Yuan might really have been a chance encounter.

From his understanding of Bailiyuan, if Bailiyuan said it was a coincidence, then he really came to him on purpose. If it is so weird now, it is probably just a pure chance encounter.

"Damn, what's the matter with such a tacit understanding? I don't want it!"

But Kirisaki still cares more about Bailiyuan.

Because Bailiyuan had used ring light decoration before, and it even produced unimaginably good results.

After so many years of traveling in countless universes, Kirisaki has never seen a creature that can do this, especially when Bailiyuan is still a child.

What evil thoughts can a child have in his heart?

"So, is that kind of darkness the purest darkness?" At this time, Kirisaki finally realized the value of Bailiyuan.

It is really because of the matter of Taiga and Kudo Yuyuki these few days that messed up Kirisaki's heart.

Losing Taiga was a huge blow to Kirisaki, and thinking about how to get revenge on Kudo Yuyuki also upset Kirisaki.

It's a pity that after Galatron was blown up, the darkness also dissipated from Baili Yuan's body.

I don't know if Bailiyuan can use the ring light decoration to activate Galatron's form.

"By the way, where is my ring?" Wusaki asked Bailiyuan suddenly.

Bailiyuan blinked innocently, "Ring? What kind of ring? Are you going to propose to me? Anything less than three carats is not acceptable, and you must have a car and a house, and my name must be written on the real estate certificate... "

"Okay, shut up."

Sure enough, once the things in the bear's hands were in their hands, it would be very difficult to get them back.

At this moment, a gust of cold wind blew by, making Baili Yuan shiver.

"Hey, I want to pee."

Kirisaki raised his head slightly, showing a pleasant smile.

Hey, I won't go to the shore, so just hold back.

Then Kirisaki stopped laughing.

"What are you doing standing up?"

"Why are you taking off your pants?"

"Stop it for me, I'll let the boat dock now!"

"Aren't you really ashamed at all? Don't you get bullied like this?" Kirisaki asked loudly.

"Even I would be ashamed if you said that."

"You should have been shy!"

In the end, Kirisaki took Bailiyuan ashore.

Kirisaki stared at Bailiyuan, pointed to the public toilet on the side of the park, and said, "Go."

Bailiyuan looked at Wu Qi, and said with some embarrassment: "You are so old, you need someone to accompany you to the toilet."

Finally, Kirisaki's hand grabbed Bailiyuan's head.

"You are the one who needs to go to the bathroom!"

Just like that, Kirisaki came to the public toilet with Bailiyuan's head in his hand.

"go in."

But Bailiyuan stood in front of the public toilet with a thoughtful look on his face.

"What's wrong with you?" Kirisaki asked impatiently.

"Brother Kirisaki, tell me, is there a big sister who is tied to the toilet?"

"What are you talking about?" Kirisaki suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Obviously it's all played on the discs under your bed."

"No!"

However, it was too late.

When Kirisaki turned his head, he saw several passing women cast contemptuous glances at him, as if to say, "He is obviously a handsome guy, but unfortunately he is a pervert".

That gaze stung Kirisaki.

Kirisaki also reacted, and tried his best to guard against it, but he still couldn't guard against it.

Why does this child know so much! ?

It's just that when Wuzaki wanted to teach Bailiyuan a lesson, Bailiyuan had already entered the toilet, and then there was the sound of water flowing inside.

When Bailiyuan walked out of the public toilet, there was no sign of Kirisaki.

"Brother Wuzaki is really impatient, I understand." Bailiyuan spread his hands and said, then turned and left.

...

Dark corners of the city.

Several screams came out.

Kirisaki looked at the cosmic people from the Wicked Association who fell to the ground and died, and felt a lot relieved.

These cosmic beings from the Villain Association are eyeing another cosmic being, and Kirisaki came here because the other party can be used by him.

"Kudo Yuyuki, I will definitely make you pay the price! Hehehe..."

...

the next day.

Kirisaki still came to work in kindergarten.

And I don't know if the director has a bad memory, or the world has reopened.

No one actually talked about Kirisaki's absenteeism, and Kirisaki worked normally without any punishment.

Therefore, it is really cool to be able to control the work of the leader at will.

that is……

In the classroom, Bailiyuan looked at Kirisaki standing at the door with a fire ax in his hand, hesitant to speak.

"Brother Wuzaki, what are you doing?" Bailiyuan asked suspiciously.

Wusaki came to Bailiyuan with a smile, put the fire ax on Bailiyuan's table, and said with a smile: "It's okay, you guys continue to play, I'll take a look."

I still remember the ax you hit me with before.

You're the only one who slashed my chest, right?